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(NASCAR)   As NASCAR returns to Talladega, will we see more of what we saw last night? Get ready for the big one. This is the Camping World RV Sales 500 (2:00 PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-10-20 09:34:06 AM  
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2013-10-20 10:49:07 AM  
So they are racing Winnebagos?
 
2013-10-20 12:22:47 PM  
Are you not sports entertained?
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chiett: So they are racing Winnebagos?


If they were, this would be Johnson's:
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2013-10-20 01:06:45 PM  
OK question:   we know He Who Shall Not Be Named likes to sandbag for 180 laps.  I'd love it if he tried to do that, stormed through the field, only to see the black flag wave with the checkered flag, which has happened before.
 
2013-10-20 01:12:18 PM  
Rusty was addressing the sandbagging and my stupid feed cut out!  What'd he say?
 
2013-10-20 01:22:19 PM  
Will Kurt piss excellence?
 
2013-10-20 01:26:30 PM  
Junior is saying what every race fan has been saying for years... Open up the regulations so we can have some ingenuity in the sport.

Anyone else says that and we'd get the "actions depremental to the sport" fine.
 
2013-10-20 01:27:45 PM  

crotchgrabber: Junior is saying what every race fan has been saying for years... Open up the regulations so we can have some ingenuity in the sport.

Anyone else says that and we'd get the "actions depremental to the sport" fine.


Hasn't Knauss, ahem, been showing off ingenuity at least once a year every year since he became a crew chief?
 
2013-10-20 01:29:50 PM  
'Dega. Gots my Jameson, gots me some Yeungling, gots my pretzel chips, hid the remote from my football-obsessed brother in law to avoid his constant flipping between channels....I'm ready.

Let's go racin' boys and girls...
 
2013-10-20 01:30:27 PM  

bluorangefyre: crotchgrabber: Junior is saying what every race fan has been saying for years... Open up the regulations so we can have some ingenuity in the sport.

Anyone else says that and we'd get the "actions depremental to the sport" fine.

Hasn't Knauss, ahem, been showing off ingenuity at least once a year every year since he became a crew chief?


Only problem is that this year the NASCAR inspectors keep sending the 48 car back to the garage during pre-race inspection to dial back on the ingenuity.
 
2013-10-20 01:31:50 PM  
Guys

Stop hating on the 48 and the dark lord of the Sith who is his crew chief

Just think positive thoughts for one more race then you guys can go back to cheering for the Toyota sellouts
 
2013-10-20 01:31:58 PM  
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Me and my Caution Headlines are back this week. Last week I was at a wrestling show.
 
2013-10-20 01:32:28 PM  
pray for a broken leg for Rivers and Johnson
 
2013-10-20 01:35:51 PM  
WHAT WHAT WHAT???!!!  They're letting them drop back???
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2013-10-20 01:37:12 PM  
Sucks about Vickers going out again with another blood clot.  He may be done in the sport.

Todd Parrot violated the Wellness Substance Abuse Policy, eh?
 
2013-10-20 01:40:26 PM  
Starting grid set by practice speeds due to rain on Qual Day. This oughtta be....messy.
 
2013-10-20 01:40:52 PM  

bluorangefyre: Sucks about Vickers going out again with another blood clot.  He may be done in the sport.

Todd Parrot violated the Wellness Substance Abuse Policy, eh?


And considering how anti-substance-abuse of *anything* the Petty organization is, he's probably about to get fired.
 
2013-10-20 01:41:58 PM  

ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: Sucks about Vickers going out again with another blood clot.  He may be done in the sport.

Todd Parrot violated the Wellness Substance Abuse Policy, eh?

And considering how anti-substance-abuse of *anything* the Petty organization is, he's probably about to get fired.


Has anyone heard what the "substance" was?
 
2013-10-20 01:42:40 PM  

smerfnablin: Guys

Stop hating on the 48 and the dark lord of the Sith who is his crew chief

Just think positive thoughts for one more race then you guys can go back to cheering for the Toyota sellouts


As long as NASCAR fixes the rules as they wish so they benefit him (such as they've done with saying dropping back is allowed on restrictor plates since its strategy), we will continue to dislike him.  I'd say let 'em go 100% even at Daytona and Talladega and let's see who gets wrecked out of the deal.
 
2013-10-20 01:44:43 PM  

Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: Sucks about Vickers going out again with another blood clot.  He may be done in the sport.

Todd Parrot violated the Wellness Substance Abuse Policy, eh?

And considering how anti-substance-abuse of *anything* the Petty organization is, he's probably about to get fired.

Has anyone heard what the "substance" was?


No one is saying... but ESPN.com made mention of how extremely anti-alcohol the Petty org is.
 
2013-10-20 01:48:27 PM  
How is Kyle after yesterday's wreck? Boy looked bad.
 
2013-10-20 01:49:58 PM  
When Jerry Punch said "It takes a huge set of" I was not expecting the word skills after that.
 
2013-10-20 01:52:45 PM  
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2013-10-20 01:55:14 PM  
Go 31!
 
2013-10-20 01:57:59 PM  
Go 15, you cheating bastich,
 
2013-10-20 02:02:11 PM  
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LET'S GO HAPPY!!
 
2013-10-20 02:02:14 PM  
Go 78 so we can have Ricky Bobby post race interview.
 
2013-10-20 02:02:26 PM  

Professor Farksworth: When Jerry Punch said "It takes a huge set of" I was not expecting the word skills after that.


Neither was Clint from the sound of his reaction.
I dislike MWR for the Richmond shenanigans, but Clint is a very funny dude.
 
2013-10-20 02:03:48 PM  
MUTE.
 
2013-10-20 02:04:56 PM  
I like Taylor Hicks and I don't care who knows it.
 
2013-10-20 02:05:02 PM  
is it just me or does the ASL interpreter look like she just flipped the entire crowd off?
 
2013-10-20 02:05:18 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: MUTE.


Unmute... I think I hear boos!
 
2013-10-20 02:05:39 PM  
no flyover, so they got  a big truck with a flag to do a drive-by
 
2013-10-20 02:05:41 PM  
He was doing so well, then he farked it up at the end.

I award him no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.
 
2013-10-20 02:06:14 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: no flyover, so they got  a big truck with a flag to do a drive-by


there was a flyover
 
2013-10-20 02:06:15 PM  

swampgirl: I like Taylor Hicks and I don't care who knows it.


Wasn't looking... was he the young dude who had salt-n-pepper hair on American Idol many years ago?
 
2013-10-20 02:06:28 PM  
Aight, that's cool.  Flyover by Grumman F6Fs.

/former Grumbag
 
2013-10-20 02:08:53 PM  

bluorangefyre: swampgirl: I like Taylor Hicks and I don't care who knows it.

Wasn't looking... was he the young dude who had salt-n-pepper hair on American Idol many years ago?


Yes, that's him.
 
2013-10-20 02:09:32 PM  
FIRE UP THE IDOLS! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!
 
2013-10-20 02:10:15 PM  
Good afternoon, one of my favorite races Talladega and I'm lookin' at the #29 to win it. Drinks are on ice with sandwich stuff in the fridge. Lets go RACING !!
 
2013-10-20 02:11:05 PM  

Professor Farksworth: FIRE UP THE IDOLS! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!


:::tiny buddha assumes lotus position:::
 
2013-10-20 02:11:38 PM  

Professor Farksworth: FIRE UP THE IDOLS! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!


Firing up reactors and configuring routing.
 
2013-10-20 02:11:52 PM  

The Bestest: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: no flyover, so they got  a big truck with a flag to do a drive-by

there was a flyover


eh, i wasn't paying attention
 
2013-10-20 02:12:59 PM  
Nascar Memes @NascarMemes

Just say the damn command and get on with it.
 
2013-10-20 02:13:10 PM  
OK for this race I have my usual KyBu, BK & Jr, plus I picked up Elliott Sadler. My last guy is (excuse me while I finish throwing up in my mouth) is ...hork...Harvick.
 
2013-10-20 02:13:52 PM  
What's the over and under on the first set of commercials ? 6 laps ?
 
2013-10-20 02:14:20 PM  
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2013-10-20 02:14:24 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Here we go. Always watch 'Dega like a horror movie - sitting nervously, waiting for the monster to appear.
 
2013-10-20 02:14:30 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: What's the over and under on the first set of commercials ? 6 laps ?


I'm going with four.
 
2013-10-20 02:14:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: Sucks about Vickers going out again with another blood clot.  He may be done in the sport.

Todd Parrot violated the Wellness Substance Abuse Policy, eh?

And considering how anti-substance-abuse of *anything* the Petty organization is, he's probably about to get fired.

Has anyone heard what the "substance" was?

No one is saying... but ESPN.com made mention of how extremely anti-alcohol the Petty org is.


So much so that the 43 car isn't eligible for the pole award because they won't put a Coors Light sticker on it.
 
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