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(Patch)   Dude didn't mark it zero   (newbrunswick.patch.com) divider line 56
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2013-10-20 03:02:02 AM
this one.
 
2013-10-20 03:10:44 AM
 A man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a bowling alley blitz.

So frightfully hectic.
 
2013-10-20 03:13:42 AM
Forget it Jake, it's Newark.
 
2013-10-20 03:16:04 AM

Hector Remarkable: A man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a bowling alley blitz.

So frightfully hectic.


It turned into a ballroom blitz. Just read that Roseland Ballroom in NYC may be closing in a few months.
 
2013-10-20 03:17:18 AM

eldie: Hector Remarkable: A man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a bowling alley blitz.

So frightfully hectic.

It turned into a ballroom blitz. Just read that Roseland Ballroom in NYC may be closing in a few months.


Sweet
 
2013-10-20 03:20:38 AM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-20 03:20:39 AM

eldie: Hector Remarkable: A man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a bowling alley blitz.

So frightfully hectic.

It turned into a ballroom blitz. Just read that Roseland Ballroom in NYC may be closing in a few months.


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-10-20 03:23:55 AM
The day has come.

i391.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-20 03:27:31 AM

Autopsy results were not available on Saturday, but it is believed Atkins died of a beating, according to the release.


Sherlock's on the case.
 
2013-10-20 03:29:49 AM

ladyfortuna: The day has come.





i135.photobucket.com


Indeed it has...
 
2013-10-20 03:30:29 AM

eldie: Hector Remarkable: A man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a bowling alley blitz.

So frightfully hectic.

It turned into a ballroom blitz. Just read that Roseland Ballroom in NYC may be closing in a few months.


Shut the Fark up, Donnie!
 
2013-10-20 03:32:32 AM

SDRR: Autopsy results were not available on Saturday, but it is believed Atkins died of a beating, according to the release.

Sherlock's on the case.


Are they sure it wasn't an overdose of sausage?
 
2013-10-20 03:42:03 AM
the dude abides to subby's reference.
 
2013-10-20 03:51:29 AM
The collective bargaining should be a bit easier seeing that one union employee and on contractor no longer have to be accounted for.  Hell, SF should just raise taxes like hell to sate the union employees.
 
2013-10-20 03:52:01 AM
Police from Edison and Piscataway were dispatched to the bowling alley, but no arrests were made, as the crowd scattered quickly upon police arrival, according to the release.

They did leave a note though.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-20 03:59:06 AM
gifs.gifbin.com

Yeah, but did they keep their balls clean?
 
2013-10-20 03:59:25 AM

boinkingbill: The collective bargaining should be a bit easier seeing that one union employee and on contractor no longer have to be accounted for.  Hell, SF should just raise taxes like hell to sate the union employees.


Wrong strike.
 
2013-10-20 04:00:05 AM
He entered a world of pain.
 
2013-10-20 04:04:24 AM

boinkingbill: The collective bargaining should be a bit easier seeing that one union employee and on contractor no longer have to be accounted for.  Hell, SF should just raise taxes like hell to sate the union employees.


You've, like, got the wrong Lebowski, man.
 
2013-10-20 04:04:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-20 04:20:58 AM
OVER THE LINE!!!
 
2013-10-20 04:24:17 AM
exiledonline.com
 
2013-10-20 04:45:02 AM
Momma always told me not to go bowling in NJ, now I know why,
 
2013-10-20 05:18:57 AM

Pick: Momma always told me not to go bowling in NJ, now I know why,


She said, that's not the way to have fun, son!
 
2013-10-20 05:25:52 AM
I lived in Brooklyn for short while. My buddy took us out bowling. My ball went across the center line, and struck the front pin on the left side and was a strike. I yelled, "Brooklyn Side!" There was a hush across the entire alley. I didn't know that in Brooklyn, you aren't supposed to yell Brooklyn Side.
 
2013-10-20 06:06:25 AM
No Revy?
 
2013-10-20 06:14:54 AM
Didn't anyone tell them there are RULES?
 
2013-10-20 06:19:51 AM
TWO  HUNDRED AND FIFTY PEOPLE???????

What the hell is going on in those bowling alleys?!??!
 
2013-10-20 06:22:51 AM

Texian: Forget it Jake, it's Newark.


Piscataway. It's thataway!
 
2013-10-20 07:07:13 AM
They was framed!
 
2013-10-20 07:11:00 AM
Quit bowling years ago because of two hip surgeries... hurts too much to try and do the 5 step lead up I did since I was literally a kid.  BUT, if bowling alleys have these types of gathering, hell... I might go back because there'd still be loads of fun to be had after 5 or 6 pitchers of beer.

/you could actually start it off by simply taking a pitcher of beer from the alley next to you...  OMG that pissed people off faster than cussing their mothers!
//actually got in a nice fight at (well, outside front doors of) a bowling alley that the only entrance was in an ALLEY, behind a gas station, up in Columbus, OH when went to college up there.  Calling that place a shiat hole to the owner would prolly have been taken as a compliment.
 
2013-10-20 07:18:52 AM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-20 07:44:14 AM
This is what happens when you

Take the skinheads bowling

Take 'em bowling.
 
2013-10-20 08:15:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-20 08:18:30 AM
We takes what you have on you and we calls it even.
 
2013-10-20 08:35:47 AM
Something tells me it wasn't exactly like this, but close enough for fun.

http://vimeo.com/63763395
 
2013-10-20 08:53:52 AM
galeri2.uludagsozluk.com
 
2013-10-20 09:26:18 AM
Technically, I believe it was Smokey who was supposed to mark it "zero".

/pedant
 
2013-10-20 09:42:04 AM

eldie: Hector Remarkable: A man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a bowling alley blitz.

So frightfully hectic.

It turned into a ballroom blitz. Just read that Roseland Ballroom in NYC may be closing in a few months.


You're like a child, just wandering into a conversation with no frame of reference.
 
2013-10-20 09:54:40 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: This is what happens when you

Take the skinheads bowling

Take 'em bowling.


I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was.

/there's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything
//anything
 
2013-10-20 10:30:54 AM
How many more threads will this one be, and how long before the stories of off-duty cops were part of the aggressors?
 
2013-10-20 10:45:55 AM

Major Ethanolic: OVER THE LINE!!!


Turn on the foul lights, Walter
And...
STFU!
 
2013-10-20 11:20:54 AM
you
 
2013-10-20 11:44:57 AM
One more way New Jersey is like 'Nam.
 
2013-10-20 12:09:37 PM

Spaced Lion: eldie: Hector Remarkable: A man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a bowling alley blitz.

So frightfully hectic.

It turned into a ballroom blitz. Just read that Roseland Ballroom in NYC may be closing in a few months.

You're like a child, just wandering into a conversation with no frame of reference.


He's out of his element.
 
2013-10-20 12:36:31 PM

Texian: Forget it Jake, it's Newark.


Well, no... It's Piscataway.
 
2013-10-20 01:35:20 PM
FTFA: 250 people "involved in a series of fist fights"

That sounds like a bad Bruce Lie flick
 
2013-10-20 01:54:03 PM

LordOfThePings: you


Ha, FAIL.
 
2013-10-20 02:20:29 PM
wellthatescalatedquickly.jpg
 
2013-10-20 02:20:47 PM

Khazar-Khum: They was framed!


He wasn't spared.
 
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