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(LA Times)   Reason #14,876 to be scared of clowns   ( latimes.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Mexico, Sinaloa Cartel, lion's shares, cartels, Tijuana Cartel  
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2013-10-20 12:17:05 AM  
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2013-10-20 12:23:32 AM  
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2013-10-20 12:23:51 AM  
Running guns. Continuing the Drug War. Unwillingness to strengthen border security.

Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-10-20 12:24:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Running guns. Continuing the Drug War. Unwillingness to strengthen border security.

Thanks, Obama!


I hear Obama ordered the hit in Mexico City.
 
2013-10-20 12:25:06 AM  
Felix's family have been seen looking for revenge already.

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/hot
 
2013-10-20 12:27:16 AM  
What an insane posse.
 
2013-10-20 12:31:05 AM  
Maybe they should go back to beating burros and slapping tortillas.
 
2013-10-20 12:32:17 AM  
I'm not afraid of clowns. I just don't trust them. Wrong sized shoes to make their foot prints different, gloves to hide fingerprints, the makeup and rubber nose to change how they look, the weird colored hair. All of it makes me uneasy, and rightly so.
 
2013-10-20 12:33:11 AM  
fta Federal authorities, who have sought to downplay drug-crime violence stay alive, declined to comment.
fixed
 
2013-10-20 12:33:21 AM  
Did they arrive in a tiny car?
 
2013-10-20 12:35:30 AM  
That might not be a bad reason, actually. Killing cartel druglords could be a plus.
 
2013-10-20 12:42:52 AM  
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2013-10-20 12:43:33 AM  

Gyrfalcon: That might not be a bad reason, actually. Killing cartel druglords could be a plus.


Walter White agrees.
 
2013-10-20 12:44:12 AM  
I have never been afraid of clowns. That being said, if there is such a thing as a clown spider I would totally shiat myself.

/serious case of arachnophobia
 
2013-10-20 12:44:30 AM  
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2013-10-20 12:44:45 AM  
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2013-10-20 12:48:14 AM  
I didn't know I needed 14,875 other reasons to be scared of clowns.
 
2013-10-20 12:48:44 AM  
That seems that would put a damper on a children's party. I hope the piñata made up for it.
 
2013-10-20 12:51:03 AM  
Remember, kids, always check the switch on the back.

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2013-10-20 12:52:23 AM  
Phil Clinton:
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I miss them, they were great.
 
2013-10-20 12:59:56 AM  
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me
 
2013-10-20 01:05:41 AM  

Cog Spinner: I have never been afraid of clowns. That being said, if there is such a thing as a clown spider I would totally shiat myself.

/serious case of arachnophobia


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Okay!
 
2013-10-20 01:06:24 AM  
Course some Mexican Clowns are wizards.
 
2013-10-20 01:06:34 AM  
Screw you bigots for judging these clowns. It's not a lifestyle choice. They were born this way.
 
2013-10-20 01:10:01 AM  
I am the one who honks.

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"Say my name."
 
2013-10-20 01:12:24 AM  

illannoyin: [rochpikey.files.wordpress.com image 850x1009]


great reference. that movie is awesomely bad, and that was sober.
 
2013-10-20 01:16:14 AM  
fast forward 15 years when these children return from Sicily to avenge the death of the Godfather. the tricycle of violence never ends.
 
2013-10-20 01:18:37 AM  

Cog Spinner: I have never been afraid of clowns. That being said, if there is such a thing as a clown spider I would totally shiat myself.

/serious case of arachnophobia


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2013-10-20 01:20:50 AM  

Gyrfalcon: That might not be a bad reason, actually. Killing cartel druglords could be a plus.


Yes. I hate clowns as much as the next person, but I'm having trouble seeing the downside here.
 
2013-10-20 01:23:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Cog Spinner: I have never been afraid of clowns. That being said, if there is such a thing as a clown spider I would totally shiat myself.

/serious case of arachnophobia

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Okay!


Are you farking kidding me?!1
 
2013-10-20 01:25:17 AM  
Only 14,876?
 
2013-10-20 01:27:44 AM  
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2013-10-20 01:28:15 AM  

Cagey B: Cog Spinner: I have never been afraid of clowns. That being said, if there is such a thing as a clown spider I would totally shiat myself.

/serious case of arachnophobia

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You people are just awful.

/Keeping one of several fly swatters next to my bed tonight
//Not kidding
 
2013-10-20 01:38:51 AM  
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2013-10-20 01:39:37 AM  
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Whuh-HAH Whuh-HAH Whuh-HAH
 
2013-10-20 01:43:14 AM  

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Note to anyone with talent, if you choose to work with this man you will awaken in the middle of the night to find him standing over you in the dark with a straw.

/You'd think somewhere along the line he'd become funny through osmosis, but no.
//Also, even though a few people already have brought it up, I thought this was obligatory

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2013-10-20 01:51:11 AM  
FTA: ...arrested after the slaying by traffickers of Roman Catholic Cardinal Juan Jesus Posadas Ocampo.

I can't believe there's that much cash in clergy trafficking.
 
2013-10-20 01:55:32 AM  
"They are clowns" has always been enough of a reason for me, but if you need another 14,875 reasons, that's fine too.
 
2013-10-20 02:04:37 AM  
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2013-10-20 02:09:09 AM  
Reason #1 to hate clowns:

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They make lame Stephen King movies.
 
2013-10-20 02:11:23 AM  
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2013-10-20 03:50:15 AM  

sendtodave: What an insane posse.


+1
 
2013-10-20 04:45:29 AM  
Reason #14,877:

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They'll touch your private pee-pee thingee.
 
2013-10-20 04:47:38 AM  
The Mexican tourism association has been spending millions of dollars trying to convince Americans to come back to Mexico even going so far as to claim various celebrities pictured in generic pools are enjoying a relaxing Mexican vacation. This month's Architectural Digest ran a cover story claiming Cindy Crawford and George Clooney bought adjacent beach front villas but don't have them in any of the shots except this one which could be anywhere thanks to Photochop.
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Talk about bad timing, better luck on your next campaign.
 
2013-10-20 05:24:32 AM  
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/not obscure
//Hey, screw you, I LIKED that movie!
 
2013-10-20 08:07:19 AM  
Yeah, because the first 14875 reasons weren't enough, then 14876 will put you over the edge in terms of pants shiatting terror.
 
2013-10-20 08:45:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: That might not be a bad reason, actually. Killing cartel druglords could be a plus.


Since it sounds like a vigilante, I am okay with this.  The reason why I think it is a vigilante group, is because the kids weren't harmed, a rival gang would've wiped out the whole party.

/Sadly, the vigilante groups is the best thing for Mexico right now
 
2013-10-20 11:53:17 AM  

OscarTamerz: The Mexican tourism association has been spending millions of dollars trying to convince Americans to come back to Mexico even going so far as to claim various celebrities pictured in generic pools are enjoying a relaxing Mexican vacation. This month's Architectural Digest ran a cover story claiming Cindy Crawford and George Clooney bought adjacent beach front villas but don't have them in any of the shots except this one which could be anywhere thanks to Photochop.

Talk about bad timing, better luck on your next campaign.


It's really the border towns that are the issue. Don't go there. The tourist resorts further south along the coast are safe. Similar could be said for L.A.

On a side note, this guy was never really in charge. He spent most of his time locked up while that cartel was at its height.
 
2013-10-20 12:34:45 PM  
Mexico is safe to visit IF you visit towns that are not along the major drug trade routes or hub.
 
2013-10-20 04:02:07 PM  
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