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2013-10-19 05:46:48 PM
If they'd been playin' by the rules... the GHOST PIRATE RULES... they'd be alive now.
 
2013-10-19 06:31:25 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
did it look like this?
 
2013-10-19 06:47:53 PM
Rut roh!
 
2013-10-19 06:59:35 PM

some_beer_drinker: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]
did it look like this?


Dammit, I was going to post that right after I posted this.  It's in my clipboard, might as well go ahead.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-19 07:45:13 PM
Death grinning like a scarecrow --- Flying Dutchman
Seagull pilots flown from nowhere --- try and touch one
as she slips in on the full tide
and the harbour-master yells
All hands vanished with the captain ---
no one left, the tale to tell.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udOLEzADVog
 
2013-10-19 07:47:57 PM
The good ship Lol-E-Pop
 
2013-10-19 07:48:21 PM
Dead Men Tell No Tales
 
2013-10-19 07:48:28 PM
It will reappear soon, but with just two crewmembers and a queer stone idol.
 
2013-10-19 07:50:20 PM
Yoinks!
 
2013-10-19 07:50:40 PM

Any Pie Left: If they'd been playin' by the rules... the GHOST PIRATE RULES... they'd be alive now.


So are they pirates that died and became ghosts or are they ghosts that later decided to become pirates?
 
2013-10-19 07:50:56 PM
Please let this become a sexy Velma Dinkley thread.
 
2013-10-19 07:51:07 PM
Really, autocorrect?
 
2013-10-19 07:53:48 PM

megarian: Yoinks!


Clever +1
 
2013-10-19 07:56:00 PM

megarian: Yoinks!


GIS for "yoinks"

25.media.tumblr.com

OK, I'll play along.
 
2013-10-19 07:56:34 PM
Eh, if there haven't been any signals since June 4th, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
 
2013-10-19 07:58:17 PM

jbblog.flopro.taco-hvac.com

ROST RIP?!!?

 
2013-10-19 07:58:52 PM

rebelyell2006: It will reappear soon, but with just two crewmembers and a queer stone idol.


I wanted to come up with a smartass picture answer for this, but this is all a GIS for queer stone idol could come up with:

celebrilarity.com
 
2013-10-19 07:59:00 PM

HotWingAgenda: megarian: Yoinks!

GIS for "yoinks"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]

OK, I'll play along.


Man, I'd yoink the hell out of the one on the right.
 
2013-10-19 07:59:01 PM
What about the Pinta and Santa María?
 
2013-10-19 07:59:40 PM

HotWingAgenda: megarian: Yoinks!

GIS for "yoinks"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]

OK, I'll play along.


indeed
 
2013-10-19 08:03:45 PM

Hobodeluxe: HotWingAgenda: megarian: Yoinks!

GIS for "yoinks"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]

OK, I'll play along.

indeed


I yoink'd.

I think.

I'm...I'm not sure.
 
2013-10-19 08:04:13 PM

HotWingAgenda: megarian: Yoinks!

GIS for "yoinks"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]

OK, I'll play along.


The funny thing is, as of 3 minutes ago, Bing links "yoinks" with that pic to this thread.
 
2013-10-19 08:04:24 PM
ap2hyc.com
 
2013-10-19 08:05:23 PM
For some reason this episode had me just about pee my pants laughing. (Click on image for Youtube)

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-19 08:05:35 PM

megarian: Hobodeluxe: HotWingAgenda: megarian: Yoinks!

GIS for "yoinks"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]

OK, I'll play along.

indeed

I yoink'd.

I think.

I'm...I'm not sure.


If you're not sure, you're not doing it right.
 
2013-10-19 08:05:51 PM

HotWingAgenda: megarian: Yoinks!

GIS for "yoinks"



OK, I'll play along.


Gadzooks!
 
2013-10-19 08:06:19 PM
content6.flixster.com
 
2013-10-19 08:08:16 PM
Jenkies, gang! It might be old man Smithers trying to scare away the fishermen again!
 
2013-10-19 08:09:02 PM

megarian: HotWingAgenda: megarian: Yoinks!

GIS for "yoinks"

OK, I'll play along.

Gadzooks!


Mixed results.

SFW Link to Large Image

NSFW Link
 
2013-10-19 08:09:37 PM

strangeluck: Jenkies, gang! It might be old man Smithers trying to scare away the fishermen again!


And it woulda worked, too if it weren't for those meddling kids!
 
2013-10-19 08:13:56 PM

illannoyin: Please let this become a sexy Velma Dinkley thread.


OK then

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-19 08:16:39 PM
Fuzzy satellite pictures of a ghost ship in one particular section of ocean - images, now a month old - have raised the spirits of friends and family.  It's also created a bit of an international incident, as the U.S. government has resisted calls to offer up clearer satellite images.

WTF on not clearing up the pictures? Conspiracy, ahoy!

"They have said they will not supply more resources but they haven't supplied any resources."

WTF no proofread, article writer?
 
2013-10-19 08:18:21 PM
The singer from Ghost Ship was hot

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-19 08:20:07 PM

BATMANATEE: illannoyin: Please let this become a sexy Velma Dinkley thread.

OK then

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 268x369]


And as an apology if FARK doesn't throw it out...

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-19 08:22:03 PM
At the wake of the Medusa no one shed a tear.
 
2013-10-19 08:46:03 PM

Any Pie Left: If they'd been playin' by the rules... the GHOST PIRATE RULES... they'd be alive now.


Id kill for a smoke right now.
 
2013-10-19 08:47:22 PM

Any Pie Left: If they'd been playin' by the rules... the GHOST PIRATE RULES... they'd be alive now.


What the hell does "parlay" have to do with this situation?

/besides, they're more like guidelines than actual rules.
 
2013-10-19 08:52:56 PM
Jacob needed new recruits. They're fine, but it's not gonna end well.
 
2013-10-19 08:54:20 PM

Oldiron_79: Any Pie Left: If they'd been playin' by the rules... the GHOST PIRATE RULES... they'd be alive now.

Id kill for a smoke right now.


"Where's the key?"

"It's in my ass."
 
2013-10-19 09:01:40 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Oldiron_79: Any Pie Left: If they'd been playin' by the rules... the GHOST PIRATE RULES... they'd be alive now.

Id kill for a smoke right now.

"Where's the key?"

"It's in my ass."


Yeah Ghosts of the Sargasso has to be the best Episode of Venture bros EVAR.
 
2013-10-19 09:13:42 PM

Any Pie Left: If they'd been playin' by the rules... the GHOST PIRATE RULES... they'd be alive now.


Parley!
 
2013-10-19 09:15:02 PM
What about the Pinta and Santa Maria?
 
2013-10-19 09:20:58 PM

BATMANATEE: BATMANATEE: illannoyin: Please let this become a sexy Velma Dinkley thread.

OK then

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 268x369]

And as an apology if FARK doesn't throw it out...


I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-10-19 09:26:14 PM
rebelyell2006:
It will reappear soon, but with just two crewmembers and a queer stone idol.

The polite term is LGBT stone idol.

Ia!  Ia!
 
2013-10-19 09:36:01 PM
Jinkies!

25.media.tumblr.com

Isn't that a breakfast cereal?

/the scary part is, a GIS for "Johnny Bravo Velma" showed that there's actually Rule 34 for the pair.
 
2013-10-19 09:37:15 PM
megarian: Yoinks!

Zoinks.

strangeluck: Jenkies...!

Jinkies.

/pet peave, etc
 
2013-10-19 09:41:17 PM

Thunderboy: megarian: Yoinks!

Zoinks.

strangeluck: Jenkies...!

Jinkies.

/pet peave, etc


Thank you. The ignorance was getting painful.
 
2013-10-19 09:46:01 PM
Few people remember the truly outstanding movie Death Ship (1980), starring America's greatest former president, George Kennedy, and John Rambo's father, Richard Crenna.  It had singing Nazi speaker ghosts, blood squirting shower heads, and other cool special effects.  Much different from Ghost Ship (2002).

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-19 09:47:02 PM
Came for the Venture Bros. "Ghosts of the Sargasso" references; leaving satisfied.

/"I told you what I'd do for one of these."
 
2013-10-19 09:48:24 PM

Vector R: Fuzzy satellite pictures of a ghost ship in one particular section of ocean - images, now a month old - have raised the spirits of friends and family.  It's also created a bit of an international incident, as the U.S. government has resisted calls to offer up clearer satellite images.

WTF on not clearing up the pictures? Conspiracy, ahoy!

The US would rather sleep with possibly letting the last hope of rescue die with the boaters, then let the world know the resolution capability of their precious shiat.

"They have said they will not supply more resources but they haven't supplied any resources."
WTF no proofread, article writer?


Righ back at ya. If none have been provided, refusing "more" is kind of creepy, aside from being heartless.
 
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