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(CNN)   Plane carrying skydivers crashes in Belgium, killing all 11 on board. If only ... never mind   (cnn.com) divider line 47
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2013-10-19 06:40:01 PM
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11 down, 11 million or so to go...
 
2013-10-19 06:40:42 PM

Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...


But, but.... what about the waffles?
 
2013-10-19 06:41:24 PM
Article is useless without telling me where the survivors were buried.
 
2013-10-19 06:41:54 PM

desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?


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2013-10-19 06:43:57 PM

Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

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I don't think there is a Belgian language.
 
2013-10-19 06:44:49 PM
Right in the Flanders?
 
2013-10-19 06:46:39 PM

fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.


t.qkme.me
 
2013-10-19 06:47:23 PM

fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.


Flemish...

And i need that book for the brewery
 
2013-10-19 06:47:58 PM
Blue skies, black death.
 
2013-10-19 06:49:07 PM

Cerebral Knievel: fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.

Flemish...

And i need that book for the brewery


http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/danny-wind/satire-lets-kill-all-the-b el gians-a-childs-guide-to-genocide/paperback/product-15830578.html
 
2013-10-19 06:49:18 PM
"Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

/obscure?
 
2013-10-19 06:52:48 PM

Larry Mahnken: Cerebral Knievel: fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.

Flemish...

And i need that book for the brewery

http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/danny-wind/satire-lets-kill-all-the-b el gians-a-childs-guide-to-genocide/paperback/product-15830578.html


Thanks! thats a lot better than the $30 amazon wanted
 
2013-10-19 06:54:06 PM

Thudfark: Right in the Flanders?


www.thefilmcynics.com

Ooooooowwwwww!!!!! That hurtally durtallies.
 
2013-10-19 06:57:17 PM

fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.


Flemish?
 
2013-10-19 06:57:51 PM
"...but though even words like jujuflop, swut and turlingdrome are now perfectly acceptable in common usage, there is one word that is still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is... BELGIUM."


"Belgium, man!  Belgium!!"

--  Zaphod
 
2013-10-19 07:01:03 PM

Russ1642: fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.

Flemish?


Not much. I took some Robitussin. Thanks for asking.
 
2013-10-19 07:05:02 PM

DrPainMD: "Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

/obscure?


cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2013-10-19 07:05:25 PM
I've gone skydiving twice.  Both times I felt the plane flight up was far more dangerous and scary than the free-fall down.
 
2013-10-19 07:05:35 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Russ1642: fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.

Flemish?

Not much. I took some Robitussin. Thanks for asking.


Not to be confused with Phlegmish, which is another name for the German language.
 
2013-10-19 07:09:51 PM
The instructor forgot to call 'Jump!!!!'
 
2013-10-19 07:12:55 PM
Subby appears to be waffling
 
2013-10-19 07:18:01 PM
TFA says nothing about the airplane or circumstances. 10 minutes after takeoff should result in normal skydiving altitude, if the airplane is working properly.
 
2013-10-19 07:31:21 PM

Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...


i646.photobucket.com

Knew a thing or 20 about genocide.
 
2013-10-19 07:42:55 PM

Resolute: I've gone skydiving twice.  Both times I felt the plane flight up was far more dangerous and scary than the free-fall down.


Yeah, came here to say that a couple if skydiving Farkers had previously mentioned that.
With stories of planes held together by duct tape.
 
2013-10-19 07:43:08 PM
The main reason they crash is because too many of the divers move at once and the center of gravity changes suddenly and the plane becomes unstable and that's it.
 
2013-10-19 07:57:40 PM
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2013-10-19 08:02:27 PM

Russ1642: fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.

Flemish?


Païen pitoyable stupide
 
2013-10-19 08:18:07 PM

DrPainMD: "Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

/obscure?


Not remotely obscure, and one of my favorites. I was watching it again last night, actually.
 
2013-10-19 08:23:58 PM
"According to witnesses, a part of the plane broke off, it nosedived and crashed into the ground like a stone,'' Jean-ClaudeNihoul, mayor of Fernelmont, told Reuters.
He said three of the passengers had tried to save themselves by jumping from the plane but they were too late


I'd be crappin' and flappin' too.
 
2013-10-19 08:24:06 PM

Sgt Oddball: DrPainMD: "Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

/obscure?

Not remotely obscure, and one of my favorites. I was watching it again last night, actually.


One of my favorite movies ever.

/I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object
//I was upset
 
2013-10-19 08:46:42 PM

Chinchillazilla: Sgt Oddball: DrPainMD: "Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

/obscure?

Not remotely obscure, and one of my favorites. I was watching it again last night, actually.

One of my favorite movies ever.

/I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object
//I was upset


You retract that bit about my coont farking kids!
 
2013-10-19 08:48:39 PM
It's like raaaaaaaaain on your wedding day

It's like a free riiiiiiiiiide when you've already paid
 
2013-10-19 08:50:20 PM

Sgt Oddball: Chinchillazilla: Sgt Oddball: DrPainMD: "Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

/obscure?

Not remotely obscure, and one of my favorites. I was watching it again last night, actually.

One of my favorite movies ever.

/I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object
//I was upset

You retract that bit about my coont farking kids!


Ha! Double filter-pwned.
 
2013-10-19 09:03:58 PM
+1 subby.  Well done.
 
2013-10-19 09:34:33 PM

Russ1642: Danger Avoid Death: Russ1642: fusillade762: Larry Mahnken: desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?

[img.fark.net image 460x367]

I don't think there is a Belgian language.

Flemish?

Not much. I took some Robitussin. Thanks for asking.

Not to be confused with Phlegmish, which is another name for the German language.


That would be Swiss-German
 
2013-10-19 09:54:10 PM

Biff Spiffy: TFA says nothing about the airplane or circumstances. 10 minutes after takeoff should result in normal skydiving altitude, if the airplane is working properly.


lul.  Never been skydiving, have you?

My theory is that they buy the shiattiest plane possible, with the reasoning being "they're all going to jump anyway!'
 
2013-10-19 10:00:37 PM
Stupid, sexy Flanders.
 
2013-10-19 10:01:27 PM

Tchernobog: Biff Spiffy: TFA says nothing about the airplane or circumstances. 10 minutes after takeoff should result in normal skydiving altitude, if the airplane is working properly.

lul.  Never been skydiving, have you?

My theory is that they buy the shiattiest plane possible, with the reasoning being "they're all going to jump anyway!'


A few guys I taught to fly have flown jumper-dumpers. I think your theory is less theoretical and more fact.
 
2013-10-19 10:04:04 PM
Is this some sort of serious screenplay?
 
2013-10-19 10:27:04 PM
www.aero-news.net
 
2013-10-19 11:09:16 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [www.aero-news.net image 400x316]


I've been doing some training for a guy who owns one of those. I keep forgetting about the damn parachute when discussing emergency procedures with him.

"So what would you do if your engine quit right now?"

"Pull this handle."

"Ah, yeah, fair enough."
 
2013-10-19 11:09:45 PM
I guess wrong thread, but I cant believe the savory waffle hasnt taken off in america.  Nothing like a waffle topped with ham cheese and mushrooms.  Beats (corn) syrup most days of the week.
 
2013-10-20 01:30:05 AM
The Belgian king and prime minister had go to the crash site and help with the clean up, so it had to be really bad.  Maybe they should think about hiring some more emergency personnel. When I die, I hope a king has to come and see what happened to me.  Or a queen, but, only if she's hot and wears a tight, low cut gown.  Even better if she's an evil queen, because they're always really hot and kinky.  I'd like that a lot.
 
2013-10-20 02:03:59 AM
We've recovered the black box, which contained the last bit of chatter from the passengers:

Passenger 1: "I think this may be a good time to note the irony of the situation."
Passengers 2-11: "Shut the fark up, Dave."
 
2013-10-20 05:43:18 AM
At some point, you should consider what Diamond Dave says: Might as well, jump!
 
2013-10-20 06:41:06 AM

desertfool: Larry Mahnken: [img.fark.net image 320x254]
11 down, 11 million or so to go...

But, but.... what about the waffles?


YOU DON'T FARKING NEED BELGIANS TO MAKE BELGIAN FARKING WAFFLES BY GOD WE SHOULD'VE KILLED THE LOT OF YOU AND BULLDOZED YOU INTO DITCHES BEFORE WE DROVE THE GERMANS BACK $26.00 ON AMAZON YOU FARKING APOLOGIST FLEMMISH SPROUT

*cough*

What?
 
2013-10-20 11:21:33 AM
(sigh) I love waffles.
 
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