Right. A miracle. Had nothing to do with the hard work of surgeons, nurses, other caregivers, research scientists, drugs, and government-funded health care. Or if it did, it's only because your god "worked through them".And the whole government health care thing is definitely a bad idea. Except, of course, for your benefit. So...
SHUT UP DICK CHENEY YOU COCK!
jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.
nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions. Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night). You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years. I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.
Lionel Mandrake: SHUT UP DICK, YOU COCK
DarwiOdrade: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, DICK!
Benevolent Misanthrope: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY YOU COCK!
Demetrius: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK!
nekom: SHUT UP DICK COCK, YOU CHENEY
T-Servo: Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.
I have nothing to add to this conversation right now except for...
SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK!
NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, DICK!
SHUT UP DICK, YOU COCK
HypnozombieX: Oh that awkward intersection of ideology and naked self interest.
Linux_Yes: if someone didn't get cheney a new heart, the Terrorists win!!
LittleSmitty: I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.
Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?
ginandbacon: True story. I share a cardiologist with this arsehole. He assures me the man actually possesses a heart. I'm still not convinced.
RIP DICK CHENEY
SHUT UP DICK COCK, YOU CHENEY
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