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(CBS News)   Dick Cheney calls his current health a "miracle," but the system of government-sponsored healthcare that provides the former VP his coverage, not so much   (cbsnews.com) divider line 115
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2013-10-20 01:33:49 AM

Rann Xerox: DICK CHENEY.  THE HAGUE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN!!


Ha! If someone were to abduct him and drop him at the Hague, you just know he would be on a plane home in an hour with apologies and likely a free t-shirt or something... Or maybe a fresh heart my wife adds. Point is he wouldn't get charged with squat.
 
2013-10-20 01:55:24 AM

Jormungandr: Rann Xerox: DICK CHENEY.  THE HAGUE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

Ha! If someone were to abduct him and drop him at the Hague, you just know he would be on a plane home in an hour with apologies and likely a free t-shirt or something... Or maybe a fresh heart my wife adds. Point is he wouldn't get charged with squat.


Would the Dutch population rise up to keep him from getting to that plane?
 
2013-10-20 02:00:19 AM

Dallymo: COMALite J, I Funny!'d that fifteen times, but it only shows up once the voting.


Thanks. It's the thought that counts.
 
2013-10-20 02:33:33 AM

Serious Black: If I had a choice between giving my heart to Dick Cheney and taking it with me to the grave, I'd make sure the funeral director burned my heart before my corpse was buried to prevent that torture supporter couldn't dig me up and steal it for his nefarious purposes.


What you don't know is this :

You don't actually have a heart.  Its in a Dick, now.  You have precious little time left.  Use it wisely.
 
2013-10-20 02:57:05 AM

Jormungandr: Rann Xerox: DICK CHENEY.  THE HAGUE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

Ha! If someone were to abduct him and drop him at the Hague, you just know he would be on a plane home in an hour with apologies and likely a free t-shirt or something... Or maybe a fresh heart my wife adds. Point is he wouldn't get charged with squat.


Maybe.  Maybe not.  He declined a trip to Switzerland a while ago because he was concerned about the potential to be "Pinochet-ed". I'm sure that his attorney's advice didn't just come out of nowhere.

It's gotta burn his chaps somewhat knowing that GHW Bush, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter (and, likely, Obama in a couple of years) all travel the world being feted, doing philanthropy and giving high-priced speeches while he can't even go to safe polite Canada without having to be ushered in the servant's entrance lest he be served with papers.
 
2013-10-20 07:26:39 AM
Cheney suffered five heart attacks requiring multiple angioplasties and catheterizations, plus a quadruple bypass operation. Still, he says his health troubles never impacted his performance in his job

Well, it doesn't take any skill to fark everything up.
 
2013-10-20 08:09:46 AM

netringer: Pathman: wasn't this a plot point on Homeland?

Yeah and Cheney himself saw the episode and said he seriously had the concern that the terrists would aim for his heart and find nothing.
He (really!) had the wireless features in his pacemaker disabled.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/cheney-had-heart-devi ce -partially-disabled-to-prevent-a-terrorist-from-sending-a-fatal-shock/ 2013/10/18/ca6e2d7a-384d-11e3-89db-8002ba99b894_story.html


holy crap!  that's hilarious.  i was just kidding, i had no idea.
can you imagine how much he flipped out after watching that episode AND how much his wife probably rolled her eyes while he was pacing around the living room?  (ha, i said pacing)
 
2013-10-20 09:22:39 AM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?



not if its dick cheney's.   ole' dick would probably enjoy a good dump on his grave.  don't forget to water his lawn too.
 
2013-10-20 09:25:44 AM
if someone didn't get cheney a new heart, the Terrorists win!!


the poor soul who used to own cheney's heart is probably burning in hell now.  it isn't fair.  even God gets moody/irrational sometimes.
 
2013-10-20 09:47:25 AM
I'm recovering from a kidney donation.

So I'm getting a kick from this thread.
 
2013-10-20 10:57:48 AM
It was nice how the heart got given to a man in his 70s who ordinary wouldn't qualify for the operation, over the tens of thousands of other people the heart would have helped. Private insurance and the hospital procedures everyone else used would have been given the heart, let alone being moved to the front of the queue.
 
2013-10-20 11:00:22 AM
FTA:

"Oh great, the vice president is going to die tonight from hyperkalemia."

No such luck.
 
2013-10-20 11:44:54 AM

limeyfellow: It was nice how the heart got given to a man in his 70s who ordinary wouldn't qualify for the operation, over the tens of thousands of other people the heart would have helped. Private insurance and the hospital procedures everyone else used would have been given the heart, let alone being moved to the front of the queue.


Saved by the Republican "Life-Panel".

/Dick Cheney: Too big to fail
 
2013-10-20 12:04:54 PM

Linux_Yes: if someone didn't get cheney a new heart, the Terrorists win!!


I think the terrorists are Cheney's biggest fans. They have to love what he and Bush did to this country after 9/11.
 
2013-10-21 03:20:12 AM

misguided: I'm recovering from a kidney donation.

So I'm getting a kick from this thread.


Really?  I'd be half-pissed.
 
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