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(CBS News)   Dick Cheney calls his current health a "miracle," but the system of government-sponsored healthcare that provides the former VP his coverage, not so much   (cbsnews.com) divider line 115
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2013-10-19 10:26:00 AM
This is the worst thing that could possibly happen to organ donation in this country.  I mean, you've just been through this tragedy, someone you love is on life support and you are being asked if they should be taken off life support so their organs can be donated, and in that moment of pain, you are given the extra horror of realizing that there's a possibility your loved one's heart could end up keeping Dick Cheney alive a little while longer.
 
2013-10-19 10:38:09 AM

SHUT UP DICK, YOU COCK

 
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2013-10-19 10:51:53 AM
It sort of diminishes the whole "miracle" thing if peasants can have it.
 
2013-10-19 11:15:11 AM
It's just modern science.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-19 11:49:15 AM

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, DICK!

 
2013-10-19 11:58:42 AM
Right.  A miracle.  Had nothing to do with the hard work of surgeons, nurses, other caregivers, research scientists, drugs, and government-funded health care.  Or if it did, it's only because your god "worked through them".

And the whole government health care thing is definitely a bad idea.  Except, of course, for your benefit.  So...

SHUT UP DICK CHENEY YOU COCK!

 
2013-10-19 12:05:06 PM
I have nothing to add to this conversation right now except for...


SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK!

 
2013-10-19 12:07:45 PM
The U.S. Taxpayer pays for your health care, you dick. Shut the f*ck up and die already.

If we ever did go to single-payer, there still would be firms that offered top-tier health care, just like in every other industrialized country that has single-payer. You have a baseline of care, and if you want more, you pay for it.

But, you and your fellow assholes thwarted that effort. Now we have this bullsh*t. So, thanks.

Asshole.
 
2013-10-19 12:14:40 PM
Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.
 
2013-10-19 12:19:18 PM
Is there a person alive today who deserves that life less?

I don't think so.
 
2013-10-19 12:22:59 PM

Tigger: Is there a person alive today who deserves that life less?

I don't think so.


How can you say that when his company kindly scored a no bid contract to rebuild a country that....someone destroyed?
 
2013-10-19 12:43:21 PM
Someone please open a window.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:03:31 PM

Tigger: Is there a person alive today who deserves that life less?

I don't think so.


Id like to nominate the person who split that article over 7 Pages on the mobile site.
 
2013-10-19 01:13:16 PM

SHUT UP DICK COCK, YOU CHENEY

 
2013-10-19 01:28:13 PM
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RIP DICK CHENEY

 
2013-10-19 01:28:58 PM
Ah yes Dick Cheney--opening his mouth and shiatting out another reply all over the usual channels.

He's such an authority on what we should be doing.
 
2013-10-19 01:31:51 PM
No Cheney, a miracle would be you and your cronies being charged for your war crimes. You being able to live a bit longer is courtesy of the very people you wanted to send off to fight for your oil profits.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is:

Lionel Mandrake: SHUT UP DICK, YOU COCK


DarwiOdrade: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, DICK!


Benevolent Misanthrope: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY YOU COCK!


Demetrius: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK!


nekom: SHUT UP DICK COCK, YOU CHENEY


THIS.
 
2013-10-19 01:32:04 PM
fta It showed a surge of potassium in his blood, a condition called hyperkalemia that could be fatal.

Only if the banana shoved up Chehey's keister is really, really big.
 
2013-10-19 01:32:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-19 01:36:38 PM
True story. I share a cardiologist with this arsehole. He assures me the man actually possesses a heart. I'm still not convinced.
 
2013-10-19 01:38:34 PM

T-Servo: Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.


After those two fiascos, how are all the men and women who served in them now not raging democrats?
 
2013-10-19 01:39:54 PM
 Oh that awkward intersection of ideology and naked self interest.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:31 PM

ginandbacon: True story. I share a cardiologist with this arsehole. He assures me the man actually possesses a heart. I'm still not convinced.


Well, if he wasn't born with one he has one now, probably ripped it still beating out of someone's rib cage and ate it.  If he needs yet another one, you may want to lie low for awhile.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:55 PM
I take that to mean that he thinks it's a miracle that nobody has blown his head off in an "hunting" accident yet.

Any other interpretation can be interpreted as the copious application of taxpayer money whenever he burps or coughs in a way that might indicate something is wrong with his health.
 
2013-10-19 01:46:38 PM
Miracle?

That's science, biatch.

Now STFU and go crawl back under your rock you unapologetic torture monkey and just be glad there's no real international law on this planet.
 
2013-10-19 01:47:37 PM

Soon


www.hogdb.com

 
2013-10-19 01:53:17 PM
Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?
 
2013-10-19 01:54:38 PM
My old boss gave me 10,000 to 1 odds that Dick Cheney is actually being controlled from the inside by a smaller, insidious creature. I bet that $1 because you always take 10,000 to one odds, I don't care. We'll see whose stupid when that exoskeleton breaks down from wear and tear, or a hunting buddy out for revenge blasts it off.
 
2013-10-19 01:55:27 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: My old boss gave me 10,000 to 1 odds that Dick Cheney is actually being controlled from the inside by a smaller, insidious creature. I bet that $1 because you always take 10,000 to one odds, I don't care. We'll see whose stupid when that exoskeleton breaks down from wear and tear, or a hunting buddy out for revenge blasts it off.


Who's, even
 
2013-10-19 01:55:41 PM
"Miracle" is still the right word when Satan keeps you alive to carry out his deeds, right?
 
2013-10-19 01:56:15 PM
I think I speak for numerous people when I say FARK DICK CHENEY
 
2013-10-19 01:56:29 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


Not if it;s your own.
 
2013-10-19 01:57:22 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 01:57:49 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


If you're caught, would you regret it?  That would be an interesting mugshot.
 
2013-10-19 01:58:42 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 01:58:48 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions.  Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night).  You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years.  I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.
 
2013-10-19 02:06:56 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: "Miracle" is still the right word when Satan keeps you alive to carry out his deeds, right?


No need to bring Satan's good name into this.
 
2013-10-19 02:06:59 PM

nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions.  Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night).  You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years.  I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.


Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.
 
2013-10-19 02:09:33 PM
I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.
 
2013-10-19 02:15:01 PM

LittleSmitty: I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.


I wish the heart was haunted by a monk or someone who might make him feel shame and empathy.

Here's the words in that sentence that are normally not associated with Dick Cheney: wish, heart, monk, feel, shame, empathy.

Here's the word in that sentence that is more often associated with Deck Cheney: haunted.
 
2013-10-19 02:15:05 PM

LittleSmitty: I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 02:18:09 PM
I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.
 
2013-10-19 02:25:38 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


Petty?  Envious?  The man is a pretty much a war criminal, in my opinion.  You can call me hateful if you want, but you can't do it and defend the racism directed at Barack Obama by the right at the same time.
 
2013-10-19 02:28:18 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


same here, lol at all the families of people who were killed in the war he sold on lies,  high five breh!'
 
2013-10-19 02:29:10 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


LOL, envious of what exactly? Petty? For thinking a war criminal should be brought to justice instead of gloating about his new heart? Hateful? Well maybe you have me there. As an American I tend to not take kindly to my leaders being war profiteering criminals.

People who defend Cheney are probably the same people who have "support our troops" magnets on the back of their trucks.
 
2013-10-19 02:29:54 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


Yes. Clearly anyone who dislikes a man who pushed for a war that personally enriched himself and his friends, and whose company, when he was CEO, skirted sanctions with a country that was at the time (and later, *STATED BY HIM*) to be our enemy... well, anyone who could dislike such a man is a horrible, hateful, envious, petty person.

War Profiteers are, as we know, the most noble and honorable of all people, paragons of virtue who should be worshiped above all else. Truly, they are the exemplars of human nature.
 
2013-10-19 02:30:41 PM

kasmel: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 458x275]


I read that as "abuse the planet"

same thing
 
2013-10-19 02:30:42 PM
crotchgrabber:
Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.

I suppose you could probably get a fine for littering.
 
2013-10-19 02:34:33 PM

whidbey: kasmel: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 458x275]

I read that as "abuse the planet"

same thing


Had the strange idea to take Cicero quotes out of context, turn them into haiku, and attribute them to Cheney.
 
2013-10-19 02:41:55 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


yes, dislike of Cheney is all about us...it has nothing to do with him being a prick.

And Reagan was a tax-cutting tough guy who single-handedly toppled the Evil Empire!!!

"conservatives" really are masters of self-delusion.
 
2013-10-19 02:42:34 PM

HypnozombieX: Oh that awkward intersection of ideology and naked self interest.


Self-interest at everyone else's expense  is right-wing ideology.
 
2013-10-19 02:46:44 PM

crotchgrabber: nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions.  Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night).  You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years.  I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.

Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.


You're a problem-solver, you are.  I like that.
 
2013-10-19 02:49:04 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


I'm guessing it falls under desecration of a grave or something along those lines.

But like smoking pot or making moonshine, it's only an issue if you get caught
 
2013-10-19 02:50:03 PM
How organ donation works: If you need an organ, you go on a list but it is a regional list and the matched organs come from that region.  There could be a match for you in San Francisco but because you live in Florida, you are on the Florida list.  You won't get the San Francisco organ.  What Steve Jobs and Cheney managed to do was use their status to get on all the lists in all of the regions.
 
2013-10-19 03:03:50 PM
"Cheney suffered five heart attacks requiring multiple angioplasties and catheterizations"

whelp, back to bed for me.  i just woke up and thats enough internet for me today.
 
2013-10-19 03:08:55 PM
The Dick, The.
 
2013-10-19 03:12:05 PM

Markoff_Cheney: "Cheney suffered five heart attacks requiring multiple angioplasties and catheterizations"


Some people just can't take a hint.
 
2013-10-19 03:14:54 PM

mrEdude: ...and had he never been born, the USA might still be a great nation.

Capitalizing on murder is not capitalism's finest hour.


I humbly nominate the Dulles brothers for that statement.
 
2013-10-19 03:35:29 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


"It doesn't matter what the guy did as long as it pisses off libs"
 
2013-10-19 03:35:37 PM

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 429x378]


That reminds me of the words Laurie Piper writes on the mirror near the end of The Hustler.  Sick, Twisted, Perverted.
/don't want to give any spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen it, it's probably in my top 5 all time faves
 
2013-10-19 03:37:11 PM
When Cheney finally dies, I wonder if they'll post round the clock guards on his grave site or just say fark it and accept reality and just install a hardwood surface over it for all the people to dance on?
 
2013-10-19 03:38:19 PM
The elderly often have a period of feeling much better before they croak.


Will they install the commercial grade toilet paper dispenser on his headstone? Or do we have to bring our own?
 
2013-10-19 03:38:24 PM
Plus the Unholy power of Satan that flows through his veins.
 
2013-10-19 03:39:48 PM
wasn't this a plot point on Homeland?
 
2013-10-19 03:39:59 PM
So how's has DIck Cheney's experience been with logging onto the Obamacare web site?
I'd like to know.
 
2013-10-19 03:40:45 PM
Cheney turns off Wifi to his heart hardware implant to avoid being hacked.
Forgets about EMP's.

/still avoiding the world courts to avoid his conviction for crimes against humanity.
 
2013-10-19 03:46:15 PM

SN1987a goes boom: When Cheney finally dies, I wonder if they'll post round the clock guards on his grave site or just say fark it and accept reality and just install a hardwood surface over it for all the people to dance on?


I'm just looking forward to the Fark thread. Pat Robertson too. Oh, and Fred Phelps. That's my big three.
 
2013-10-19 03:46:57 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


only if you get caught
 
2013-10-19 03:47:34 PM

Pathman: wasn't this a plot point on Homeland?


yeah
 
2013-10-19 03:48:37 PM
Oh man, are we still buttmad about Cheney pulling a fast one on all of us?

That farker is going to outlive us all with his sith technology, I guarantee it.
 
2013-10-19 03:55:56 PM
Still activity evil.
 
2013-10-19 03:59:08 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


You know who's also great? Torquemada!
 
2013-10-19 04:01:44 PM
Rarely did a troll get so many bites so soon.
 
2013-10-19 04:05:57 PM

Hobodeluxe: Pathman: wasn't this a plot point on Homeland?

yeah


i tried to post that as a headline but alas someone went with this flamebait.  well played, trollmitter ;-p
 
2013-10-19 04:06:22 PM

Ilmarinen: Rarely did a troll get so many bites so soon.


I don't think he's a troll.

He actually believes the jizz that drips from his keyboard.

More sad and pathetic than anger- inducing imho.
 
2013-10-19 04:07:07 PM

jake_lex: This is the worst thing that could possibly happen to organ donation in this country.  I mean, you've just been through this tragedy, someone you love is on life support and you are being asked if they should be taken off life support so their organs can be donated, and in that moment of pain, you are given the extra horror of realizing that there's a possibility your loved one's heart could end up keeping Dick Cheney alive a little while longer.


duh, that's why they included the no taksie backsies statute
 
2013-10-19 04:07:54 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.

You know who's also great? Torquemada!


And with a single word you gave me the greatest stuck song syndrome ever.
 
2013-10-19 04:08:49 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-10-19 04:13:26 PM

Mugato: Markoff_Cheney: "Cheney suffered five heart attacks requiring multiple angioplasties and catheterizations"

Some people just can't take a hint.


Fun theory I've been working on.

The only reason Dick Cheney still walks the earth is cos Satan hasn't finished renovating the new "Gitmo" circle of Hell he'll be consigned to for all eternity.
 
2013-10-19 04:14:07 PM
go fark yourself, mr. cheney.
 
2013-10-19 04:15:37 PM
I do realize the article doesn't specifically mention his views on healthcare. However, he's Dick Cheney.

Therefore I reiterate: Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-10-19 04:26:55 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Ilmarinen: Rarely did a troll get so many bites so soon.

I don't think he's a troll.

He actually believes the jizz that drips from his keyboard.


That could well be true. But I have him farkied as "Tea Party opposers are desperately thrashing around" so I really can't take anything he says seriously.

/on the internets I assume someone is joking until proven otherwise
 
2013-10-19 04:39:25 PM
If I had a choice between giving my heart to Dick Cheney and taking it with me to the grave, I'd make sure the funeral director burned my heart before my corpse was buried to prevent that torture supporter couldn't dig me up and steal it for his nefarious purposes.
 
2013-10-19 04:50:51 PM
Reiner tells Gupta, as he watched 9/11 television coverage that night, he was thinking, "Oh great, the vice president is going to die tonight from hyperkalemia."

Yes, that would have been the best thing that could have happened. It is unfortunate for the world that he lived through it.
 
2013-10-19 05:02:11 PM

Koalaesq: T-Servo: Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.

After those two fiascos, how are all the men and women who served in them now not raging democrats?


To be fair, the Democrats (with exceptions) did pretty much roll over on the Iraq thing, and I'm disappointed that people like Feith and Wolfowitz weren't brought up on charges (not to mention ass members of the CPA like Tom Foley). Afghanistan is sort of different story, but there was so much honor, blood and money wasted on destroying Iraq that it's beyond criminal.
 
2013-10-19 05:06:52 PM

nekom: crotchgrabber:
Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.

I suppose you could probably get a fine for littering.


And creating a nuisance.
 
2013-10-19 05:32:21 PM
Cheney's Rolling Stones lyric: And I shot twenty friends in a row in the face in his honor. Thank you Jesus. Thank you Lord.
 
2013-10-19 05:50:23 PM

Koalaesq: T-Servo: Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.

After those two fiascos, how are all the men and women who served in them now not raging democrats?


Many that I know have made the transformation from right-wing to voting for anyone that will take the seat away from the GOP candidate.  Most aren't fond of the Dems, but they're typically the ones that can take the seat.
 
2013-10-19 06:02:39 PM
He also is living with an interesting combination of paranoia and delusions of grandeur.  He had some of the functionality of his electronic ticker controller thingy turned off because he thinks that terrorists will "hack into it" and "assassinate" him.

http://rt.com/usa/assassination-cheney-heart-monitor-function-399/

1) I usually don't wish mental illness upon anyone, but I'm happy that asshole lives in fear that someone wants to kill him, and I'm glad that fear is apparently so great that it's making him do things against his own health.

2) Dick, you don't matter anymore.  If someone did kill you it would just be murder, probably not assassination since you no longer pose any political power and you never will again.  It most likely wouldn't be politically motivated; it would be personal.  You've pissed off 100s if millions of people, and have blood of several 10s of thousands on your hands, and you've recreated a mental health crisis for veterans, the likes of which we haven't seen since the Vietnam War.  It wouldn't surprise me one bit if someone is actively thinking about ways to off you.  But it would be murder, not assassination, since you don't farking matter anymore.

3) Why the f/ck would any "terrorist" want you dead?  You've done more to destroy this country than all of Al Qaeda and the Taliban combined could ever dream.  Every time you open your mouth you spout shiat that fuels teabaggers to keep doing stupid shiat that further hurts our country.  Anybody that has anti-American interests wants you to live a long life, and keep on talking.
 
2013-10-19 09:05:36 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: How organ donation works: If you need an organ, you go on a list but it is a regional list and the matched organs come from that region.  There could be a match for you in San Francisco but because you live in Florida, you are on the Florida list.  You won't get the San Francisco organ.  What Steve Jobs and Cheney managed to do was use their status to get on all the lists in all of the regions.


Actually not true at all.  All regional lists are merged into a national one.  The first things they look at for hearts and lungs IS distance, since those 2 organs can only be out of the body for 4-6 hours.  The second thing after blood typing is height, weight and compatibility.  Have to have the right size organ for the recipient.  So Cheney could only get a very small heart, because since he did not have one in the first place, there would be very little room for a new organ to be there.

SHUT UP CHENEY, YOU COCK!!!
 
2013-10-19 09:40:09 PM
I love how they assumed that only a "TERRIST!" would want to kill him...

 And might I add... 


 SHUT UP CHENEY, YOU COCK!!!!

 
2013-10-19 10:17:24 PM

DICK CHENEY.  THE HAGUE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

 
2013-10-19 10:17:48 PM

Pathman: wasn't this a plot point on Homeland?


Yeah and Cheney himself saw the episode and said he seriously had the concern that the terrists would aim for his heart and find nothing.
He (really!) had the wireless features in his pacemaker disabled.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/cheney-had-heart-devi ce -partially-disabled-to-prevent-a-terrorist-from-sending-a-fatal-shock/ 2013/10/18/ca6e2d7a-384d-11e3-89db-8002ba99b894_story.html
 
2013-10-19 10:50:05 PM
quatchi: The only reason Dick Cheney still walks the earth is cos Satan hasn't finished renovating the new "Gitmo" circle of Hell he'll be consigned to for all eternity.

Please!  Do I have to spell it out for everyone?  The *only* reason that humanoid-shaped pile of dog shiat 'Cheney' is still alive undead ambulatory and above ground is that Satan is scared *Shiatless* that when Cheney stages his invasion of Hell, Satan will be deposed by this new Lord of the Underworld.


EAT SHIAT, SHUT UP, AND DIAF, DICK CHENEY!

 
2013-10-19 11:05:09 PM

FloydA: Someone please open a window.

[i105.photobucket.com image 640x480]


MAN, that movie holds up.

Watched it a couple of years ago and, while it's obviously not the terror-fest it once was, but it's real well shot, well acted, and the effects are pretty damned impressive. Even good for a couple of spine-chills.
 
2013-10-19 11:12:34 PM
He keeps clinging to life, in every desperate fashion. The futility of his pursuit to outlive his sins is sort of delicious.
 
2013-10-19 11:29:16 PM
www.notmytribe.com

/Image link hotter than that place Cheney is going to end up.
 
2013-10-19 11:36:10 PM

Dallymo: crotchgrabber: nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions.  Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night).  You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years.  I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.

Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.

You're a problem-solver, you are.  I like that.


Don't do it. That would be a terrible thing to do, getting it all over the feet of the tap-dancers.
 
2013-10-19 11:47:40 PM
COMALite J, I Funny!'d that fifteen times, but it only shows up once the voting.
 
2013-10-20 12:38:17 AM
Death is too good for Dick; on the other hand, while he still lives, he can still cause pain and suffering.
 
2013-10-20 01:33:49 AM

Rann Xerox: DICK CHENEY.  THE HAGUE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN!!


Ha! If someone were to abduct him and drop him at the Hague, you just know he would be on a plane home in an hour with apologies and likely a free t-shirt or something... Or maybe a fresh heart my wife adds. Point is he wouldn't get charged with squat.
 
2013-10-20 01:55:24 AM

Jormungandr: Rann Xerox: DICK CHENEY.  THE HAGUE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

Ha! If someone were to abduct him and drop him at the Hague, you just know he would be on a plane home in an hour with apologies and likely a free t-shirt or something... Or maybe a fresh heart my wife adds. Point is he wouldn't get charged with squat.


Would the Dutch population rise up to keep him from getting to that plane?
 
2013-10-20 02:00:19 AM

Dallymo: COMALite J, I Funny!'d that fifteen times, but it only shows up once the voting.


Thanks. It's the thought that counts.
 
2013-10-20 02:33:33 AM

Serious Black: If I had a choice between giving my heart to Dick Cheney and taking it with me to the grave, I'd make sure the funeral director burned my heart before my corpse was buried to prevent that torture supporter couldn't dig me up and steal it for his nefarious purposes.


What you don't know is this :

You don't actually have a heart.  Its in a Dick, now.  You have precious little time left.  Use it wisely.
 
2013-10-20 02:57:05 AM

Jormungandr: Rann Xerox: DICK CHENEY.  THE HAGUE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

Ha! If someone were to abduct him and drop him at the Hague, you just know he would be on a plane home in an hour with apologies and likely a free t-shirt or something... Or maybe a fresh heart my wife adds. Point is he wouldn't get charged with squat.


Maybe.  Maybe not.  He declined a trip to Switzerland a while ago because he was concerned about the potential to be "Pinochet-ed". I'm sure that his attorney's advice didn't just come out of nowhere.

It's gotta burn his chaps somewhat knowing that GHW Bush, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter (and, likely, Obama in a couple of years) all travel the world being feted, doing philanthropy and giving high-priced speeches while he can't even go to safe polite Canada without having to be ushered in the servant's entrance lest he be served with papers.
 
2013-10-20 07:26:39 AM
Cheney suffered five heart attacks requiring multiple angioplasties and catheterizations, plus a quadruple bypass operation. Still, he says his health troubles never impacted his performance in his job

Well, it doesn't take any skill to fark everything up.
 
2013-10-20 08:09:46 AM

netringer: Pathman: wasn't this a plot point on Homeland?

Yeah and Cheney himself saw the episode and said he seriously had the concern that the terrists would aim for his heart and find nothing.
He (really!) had the wireless features in his pacemaker disabled.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/cheney-had-heart-devi ce -partially-disabled-to-prevent-a-terrorist-from-sending-a-fatal-shock/ 2013/10/18/ca6e2d7a-384d-11e3-89db-8002ba99b894_story.html


holy crap!  that's hilarious.  i was just kidding, i had no idea.
can you imagine how much he flipped out after watching that episode AND how much his wife probably rolled her eyes while he was pacing around the living room?  (ha, i said pacing)
 
2013-10-20 09:22:39 AM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?



not if its dick cheney's.   ole' dick would probably enjoy a good dump on his grave.  don't forget to water his lawn too.
 
2013-10-20 09:25:44 AM
if someone didn't get cheney a new heart, the Terrorists win!!


the poor soul who used to own cheney's heart is probably burning in hell now.  it isn't fair.  even God gets moody/irrational sometimes.
 
2013-10-20 09:47:25 AM
I'm recovering from a kidney donation.

So I'm getting a kick from this thread.
 
2013-10-20 10:57:48 AM
It was nice how the heart got given to a man in his 70s who ordinary wouldn't qualify for the operation, over the tens of thousands of other people the heart would have helped. Private insurance and the hospital procedures everyone else used would have been given the heart, let alone being moved to the front of the queue.
 
2013-10-20 11:00:22 AM
FTA:

"Oh great, the vice president is going to die tonight from hyperkalemia."

No such luck.
 
2013-10-20 11:44:54 AM

limeyfellow: It was nice how the heart got given to a man in his 70s who ordinary wouldn't qualify for the operation, over the tens of thousands of other people the heart would have helped. Private insurance and the hospital procedures everyone else used would have been given the heart, let alone being moved to the front of the queue.


Saved by the Republican "Life-Panel".

/Dick Cheney: Too big to fail
 
2013-10-20 12:04:54 PM

Linux_Yes: if someone didn't get cheney a new heart, the Terrorists win!!


I think the terrorists are Cheney's biggest fans. They have to love what he and Bush did to this country after 9/11.
 
2013-10-21 03:20:12 AM

misguided: I'm recovering from a kidney donation.

So I'm getting a kick from this thread.


Really?  I'd be half-pissed.
 
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