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(CBS News)   Dick Cheney calls his current health a "miracle," but the system of government-sponsored healthcare that provides the former VP his coverage, not so much   (cbsnews.com) divider line 115
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2013-10-19 10:26:00 AM
This is the worst thing that could possibly happen to organ donation in this country.  I mean, you've just been through this tragedy, someone you love is on life support and you are being asked if they should be taken off life support so their organs can be donated, and in that moment of pain, you are given the extra horror of realizing that there's a possibility your loved one's heart could end up keeping Dick Cheney alive a little while longer.
 
2013-10-19 10:38:09 AM

SHUT UP DICK, YOU COCK

 
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2013-10-19 10:51:53 AM
It sort of diminishes the whole "miracle" thing if peasants can have it.
 
2013-10-19 11:15:11 AM
It's just modern science.

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2013-10-19 11:49:15 AM

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, DICK!

 
2013-10-19 11:58:42 AM
Right.  A miracle.  Had nothing to do with the hard work of surgeons, nurses, other caregivers, research scientists, drugs, and government-funded health care.  Or if it did, it's only because your god "worked through them".

And the whole government health care thing is definitely a bad idea.  Except, of course, for your benefit.  So...

SHUT UP DICK CHENEY YOU COCK!

 
2013-10-19 12:05:06 PM
I have nothing to add to this conversation right now except for...


SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK!

 
2013-10-19 12:07:45 PM
The U.S. Taxpayer pays for your health care, you dick. Shut the f*ck up and die already.

If we ever did go to single-payer, there still would be firms that offered top-tier health care, just like in every other industrialized country that has single-payer. You have a baseline of care, and if you want more, you pay for it.

But, you and your fellow assholes thwarted that effort. Now we have this bullsh*t. So, thanks.

Asshole.
 
2013-10-19 12:14:40 PM
Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.
 
2013-10-19 12:19:18 PM
Is there a person alive today who deserves that life less?

I don't think so.
 
2013-10-19 12:22:59 PM

Tigger: Is there a person alive today who deserves that life less?

I don't think so.


How can you say that when his company kindly scored a no bid contract to rebuild a country that....someone destroyed?
 
2013-10-19 12:43:21 PM
Someone please open a window.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:03:31 PM

Tigger: Is there a person alive today who deserves that life less?

I don't think so.


Id like to nominate the person who split that article over 7 Pages on the mobile site.
 
2013-10-19 01:13:16 PM

SHUT UP DICK COCK, YOU CHENEY

 
2013-10-19 01:28:13 PM
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RIP DICK CHENEY

 
2013-10-19 01:28:58 PM
Ah yes Dick Cheney--opening his mouth and shiatting out another reply all over the usual channels.

He's such an authority on what we should be doing.
 
2013-10-19 01:31:51 PM
No Cheney, a miracle would be you and your cronies being charged for your war crimes. You being able to live a bit longer is courtesy of the very people you wanted to send off to fight for your oil profits.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is:

Lionel Mandrake: SHUT UP DICK, YOU COCK


DarwiOdrade: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, DICK!


Benevolent Misanthrope: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY YOU COCK!


Demetrius: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK!


nekom: SHUT UP DICK COCK, YOU CHENEY


THIS.
 
2013-10-19 01:32:04 PM
fta It showed a surge of potassium in his blood, a condition called hyperkalemia that could be fatal.

Only if the banana shoved up Chehey's keister is really, really big.
 
2013-10-19 01:32:19 PM
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2013-10-19 01:36:38 PM
True story. I share a cardiologist with this arsehole. He assures me the man actually possesses a heart. I'm still not convinced.
 
2013-10-19 01:38:34 PM

T-Servo: Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.


After those two fiascos, how are all the men and women who served in them now not raging democrats?
 
2013-10-19 01:39:54 PM
 Oh that awkward intersection of ideology and naked self interest.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:31 PM

ginandbacon: True story. I share a cardiologist with this arsehole. He assures me the man actually possesses a heart. I'm still not convinced.


Well, if he wasn't born with one he has one now, probably ripped it still beating out of someone's rib cage and ate it.  If he needs yet another one, you may want to lie low for awhile.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:55 PM
I take that to mean that he thinks it's a miracle that nobody has blown his head off in an "hunting" accident yet.

Any other interpretation can be interpreted as the copious application of taxpayer money whenever he burps or coughs in a way that might indicate something is wrong with his health.
 
2013-10-19 01:46:38 PM
Miracle?

That's science, biatch.

Now STFU and go crawl back under your rock you unapologetic torture monkey and just be glad there's no real international law on this planet.
 
2013-10-19 01:47:37 PM

Soon


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2013-10-19 01:53:17 PM
Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?
 
2013-10-19 01:54:38 PM
My old boss gave me 10,000 to 1 odds that Dick Cheney is actually being controlled from the inside by a smaller, insidious creature. I bet that $1 because you always take 10,000 to one odds, I don't care. We'll see whose stupid when that exoskeleton breaks down from wear and tear, or a hunting buddy out for revenge blasts it off.
 
2013-10-19 01:55:27 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: My old boss gave me 10,000 to 1 odds that Dick Cheney is actually being controlled from the inside by a smaller, insidious creature. I bet that $1 because you always take 10,000 to one odds, I don't care. We'll see whose stupid when that exoskeleton breaks down from wear and tear, or a hunting buddy out for revenge blasts it off.


Who's, even
 
2013-10-19 01:55:41 PM
"Miracle" is still the right word when Satan keeps you alive to carry out his deeds, right?
 
2013-10-19 01:56:15 PM
I think I speak for numerous people when I say FARK DICK CHENEY
 
2013-10-19 01:56:29 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


Not if it;s your own.
 
2013-10-19 01:57:22 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 01:57:49 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


If you're caught, would you regret it?  That would be an interesting mugshot.
 
2013-10-19 01:58:42 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 01:58:48 PM

Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?


Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions.  Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night).  You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years.  I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.
 
2013-10-19 02:06:56 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: "Miracle" is still the right word when Satan keeps you alive to carry out his deeds, right?


No need to bring Satan's good name into this.
 
2013-10-19 02:06:59 PM

nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions.  Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night).  You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years.  I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.


Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.
 
2013-10-19 02:09:33 PM
I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.
 
2013-10-19 02:15:01 PM

LittleSmitty: I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.


I wish the heart was haunted by a monk or someone who might make him feel shame and empathy.

Here's the words in that sentence that are normally not associated with Dick Cheney: wish, heart, monk, feel, shame, empathy.

Here's the word in that sentence that is more often associated with Deck Cheney: haunted.
 
2013-10-19 02:15:05 PM

LittleSmitty: I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 02:18:09 PM
I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.
 
2013-10-19 02:25:38 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


Petty?  Envious?  The man is a pretty much a war criminal, in my opinion.  You can call me hateful if you want, but you can't do it and defend the racism directed at Barack Obama by the right at the same time.
 
2013-10-19 02:28:18 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


same here, lol at all the families of people who were killed in the war he sold on lies,  high five breh!'
 
2013-10-19 02:29:10 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


LOL, envious of what exactly? Petty? For thinking a war criminal should be brought to justice instead of gloating about his new heart? Hateful? Well maybe you have me there. As an American I tend to not take kindly to my leaders being war profiteering criminals.

People who defend Cheney are probably the same people who have "support our troops" magnets on the back of their trucks.
 
2013-10-19 02:29:54 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


Yes. Clearly anyone who dislikes a man who pushed for a war that personally enriched himself and his friends, and whose company, when he was CEO, skirted sanctions with a country that was at the time (and later, *STATED BY HIM*) to be our enemy... well, anyone who could dislike such a man is a horrible, hateful, envious, petty person.

War Profiteers are, as we know, the most noble and honorable of all people, paragons of virtue who should be worshiped above all else. Truly, they are the exemplars of human nature.
 
2013-10-19 02:30:41 PM

kasmel: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 458x275]


I read that as "abuse the planet"

same thing
 
2013-10-19 02:30:42 PM
crotchgrabber:
Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.

I suppose you could probably get a fine for littering.
 
2013-10-19 02:34:33 PM

whidbey: kasmel: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 458x275]

I read that as "abuse the planet"

same thing


Had the strange idea to take Cicero quotes out of context, turn them into haiku, and attribute them to Cheney.
 
2013-10-19 02:41:55 PM

jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.


yes, dislike of Cheney is all about us...it has nothing to do with him being a prick.

And Reagan was a tax-cutting tough guy who single-handedly toppled the Evil Empire!!!

"conservatives" really are masters of self-delusion.
 
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