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(ESPN)   Let's see... we've got South Carolina at Tennessee (yawn), Georgia at Vanderbilt (yawn), Florida at Missouri, (meh) and, oh here's one: UCLA at Stanford. Of course, the only one that matters is Florida State at Clemson. It's College Football time   (sports-ak.espn.go.com ) divider line
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2013-10-19 08:36:28 PM  

melopene: Since the people at this party are an unknown to me (I'm going with someone else and don't know any of these people, and it's apparently at a tattoo/piercing studio or something strange like that), it's probably best for safety reasons.


If they get mad: "I'm not the one that told you to root for a team full of failures."
 
2013-10-19 08:36:35 PM  

melopene: Krymson Tyde: melopene: Krymson Tyde: Blocked FG by Bama. Still 21-0

At the rate this is going, I'm going to have to change out of my houndstooth after the game before heading to a party. Somehow I don't think all the Razorback fans around here will appreciate my jokes about their 'NeverYield' hashtag.

Might be a good idea, but it would be fun not to.

Since the people at this party are an unknown to me (I'm going with someone else and don't know any of these people, and it's apparently at a tattoo/piercing studio or something strange like that), it's probably best for safety reasons.


At least you warded off the days shenanigans.
 
2013-10-19 08:36:54 PM  

steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: IAmRight: PluckYew: They have a "National Title" it's just awarded by the BCS and not the NCAA.

And the BCS gives out WAY nicer trophies than the NCAA.

:/

/could've touched the NCAA trophy when my school won the title, but I didn't want to jinx it (it was on the field before the game for photos).
//but really, it's a little crappy trophy compared to the BCS one

I've touched one of Alabama's crystal balls in the Paul W. Bryant Museum.

I heard you put em in your mouth

Ha ha

I'm really torn now since I have to root for bama to beat the shiat out of Mizzou since they talked so much shiat the past few weeks. They got lucky to join the east in a down period, any other time in the previous decade they would have gotten their asses handed to them already.

I feel dirty cheering for bama

You may as well jump on board a winner seeing as how Richt has pulled a classic Richt this year.

I would argue except you're right and I can't provide a counterpoint.


We would save a lot of time if you'd just keep that I'm mind ;-)
 
2013-10-19 08:37:24 PM  
Great catch on the TD to the indians (but not in a racist way).
 
2013-10-19 08:37:30 PM  

Earguy: Oh, my poor Gators.

I'm at work, so I can't hang out, but I'm calling an upset scare in the Arkansas-Alabama game.  Arkansas will lose, but 'Bama will leave a lot of people biting their nails going into the third quarter.


...is it too late to change my opinion?
 
2013-10-19 08:37:31 PM  
www.inbe.org

Late to the party but I wanted to post this.

The hate for Johnny Manziel is amazing.  I have a good friend who is a die-hard 'Bama fan.  He has never, EVER cheered Auburn on for as long as I have known him (going on 20 years now).  He wouldn't even say "good luck" during Auburn's 2010 national title run.  Out of the blue, he called me yesterday and went on an on about how he hoped we win today.  Amazing.
 
2013-10-19 08:37:46 PM  

Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: IAmRight: PluckYew: They have a "National Title" it's just awarded by the BCS and not the NCAA.

And the BCS gives out WAY nicer trophies than the NCAA.

:/

/could've touched the NCAA trophy when my school won the title, but I didn't want to jinx it (it was on the field before the game for photos).
//but really, it's a little crappy trophy compared to the BCS one

I've touched one of Alabama's crystal balls in the Paul W. Bryant Museum.

I heard you put em in your mouth

Ha ha

I'm really torn now since I have to root for bama to beat the shiat out of Mizzou since they talked so much shiat the past few weeks. They got lucky to join the east in a down period, any other time in the previous decade they would have gotten their asses handed to them already.

I feel dirty cheering for bama

You may as well jump on board a winner seeing as how Richt has pulled a classic Richt this year.

I would argue except you're right and I can't provide a counterpoint.

We would save a lot of time if you'd just keep that I'm mind ;-)


*in
 
2013-10-19 08:38:24 PM  
Bama 28-0 at the half.
 
2013-10-19 08:38:29 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE ?

TO CRUSH THE AGGIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE REDNECKS


Not just rednecks but the dorkiest rednecks.
 
2013-10-19 08:38:52 PM  

IAmRight: Bschott007: NDSU hasn't lost on the road since 2010.

WOOOOO GO EAGLES!

/was at that game
//have a bunch of great photos from it, too


Well I cheer for the Eaglets and NDSU but obviously I'm mainly an NDSU fan.   Nice to see another fan of an FCS team.
 
2013-10-19 08:39:04 PM  

PluckYew: melopene: Krymson Tyde: melopene: Krymson Tyde: Blocked FG by Bama. Still 21-0

At the rate this is going, I'm going to have to change out of my houndstooth after the game before heading to a party. Somehow I don't think all the Razorback fans around here will appreciate my jokes about their 'NeverYield' hashtag.

Might be a good idea, but it would be fun not to.

Since the people at this party are an unknown to me (I'm going with someone else and don't know any of these people, and it's apparently at a tattoo/piercing studio or something strange like that), it's probably best for safety reasons.

At least you warded off the days shenanigans.


SHUT UP DONT YOU JINX IT.

*runs to find more houndstooth*
 
2013-10-19 08:39:24 PM  

PluckYew: melopene: Krymson Tyde: melopene: Krymson Tyde: Blocked FG by Bama. Still 21-0

At the rate this is going, I'm going to have to change out of my houndstooth after the game before heading to a party. Somehow I don't think all the Razorback fans around here will appreciate my jokes about their 'NeverYield' hashtag.

Might be a good idea, but it would be fun not to.

Since the people at this party are an unknown to me (I'm going with someone else and don't know any of these people, and it's apparently at a tattoo/piercing studio or something strange like that), it's probably best for safety reasons.

At least you warded off the days shenanigans.


Watch out for roofies. Tattoo rape is a thing.
 
2013-10-19 08:40:10 PM  
Do guys really have a problem with jeans "cutting into" them if they're not Wranglers?  I haven't.
 
2013-10-19 08:40:13 PM  

ScouserDuck: Rent Party: Dear Sark,

If you lose to ASU, you should be fired.

Sincerely,

Rent Party

Unfortunately it seems as having Stanford and Oregon back to back has turned Washington's D into warm butter.


And the O-line is still has more holes in it than swiss cheese.

And this will be the third year in a row with a three game losing streak.

It may be time to entertain the idea that Sark might not be the wizard we hoped he was.  This team went from really bad to consistently mediocre.
 
2013-10-19 08:41:18 PM  

Earguy: Do guys really have a problem with jeans "cutting into" them if they're not Wranglers?  I haven't.


Well, they're not very comfy when they're made with knife blades.
 
2013-10-19 08:41:25 PM  
PluckYew:  Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants!

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-19 08:42:43 PM  
If anybody ever tells you that total points or total offense matter as statistics -

In their respective first halves:

Baylor 37 points, Alabama 28 points
Baylor 461 yards, Alabama 270 yards

Alabama 9 yds/play, Baylor 8.53 yds/play
Alabama .93 pts/play, Baylor .69 pts/play
 
2013-10-19 08:43:50 PM  
Where Reggie Bush's Heisman is now:

prairiefirenews.com
 
2013-10-19 08:44:08 PM  

Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: IAmRight: PluckYew: They have a "National Title" it's just awarded by the BCS and not the NCAA.

And the BCS gives out WAY nicer trophies than the NCAA.

:/

/could've touched the NCAA trophy when my school won the title, but I didn't want to jinx it (it was on the field before the game for photos).
//but really, it's a little crappy trophy compared to the BCS one

I've touched one of Alabama's crystal balls in the Paul W. Bryant Museum.

I heard you put em in your mouth

Ha ha

I'm really torn now since I have to root for bama to beat the shiat out of Mizzou since they talked so much shiat the past few weeks. They got lucky to join the east in a down period, any other time in the previous decade they would have gotten their asses handed to them already.

I feel dirty cheering for bama

You may as well jump on board a winner seeing as how Richt has pulled a classic Richt this year.

I would argue except you're right and I can't provide a counterpoint.

We would save a lot of time if you'd just keep that I'm mind ;-)


If that guy would have just knocked the ball down or scored last year I could argue, it was his chance and he farked that up.
 
2013-10-19 08:44:41 PM  

rugman11: If anybody ever tells you that total points or total offense matter as statistics -

In their respective first halves:

Baylor 37 points, Alabama 28 points
Baylor 461 yards, Alabama 270 yards

Alabama 9 yds/play, Baylor 8.53 yds/play
Alabama .93 pts/play, Baylor .69 pts/play


Actually, I've been told total points are pretty important in determining the winner of a game.
 
2013-10-19 08:45:04 PM  

Bschott007: PluckYew:  Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants!


Woah! I would murder each and everyone of you for a chance to lick those bricks
 
2013-10-19 08:46:29 PM  

Bschott007: PluckYew:  Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants!

[img.fark.net image 272x401]


img.fark.net

Thanks!
 
2013-10-19 08:46:45 PM  

ronnie2bucks: Bschott007: PluckYew:  Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants!

Woah! I would murder each and everyone of you for a chance to lick those bricks


Makes two of us...
 
2013-10-19 08:47:40 PM  

ronnie2bucks: Bschott007: PluckYew:  Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants!

Woah! I would murder each and everyone of you for a chance to lick those bricks


"Lick the Bricks" sounds like something a worn out giggalo says before heading out to a long night of work.
 
2013-10-19 08:48:04 PM  

D2theMcV: rugman11: If anybody ever tells you that total points or total offense matter as statistics -

In their respective first halves:

Baylor 37 points, Alabama 28 points
Baylor 461 yards, Alabama 270 yards

Alabama 9 yds/play, Baylor 8.53 yds/play
Alabama .93 pts/play, Baylor .69 pts/play

Actually, I've been told total points are pretty important in determining the winner of a game.


You know what I meant.
 
2013-10-19 08:48:06 PM  

PluckYew: Bschott007: PluckYew:  Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants!

[img.fark.net image 272x401]

[img.fark.net image 272x401]

Thanks!


Picture is fast becoming a Fark sports classic.
 
2013-10-19 08:48:20 PM  
I would give anything to not have a headache right. It's limiting my beer intake
 
2013-10-19 08:48:30 PM  
How was that not a flag?
 
2013-10-19 08:48:50 PM  

Bschott007: ronnie2bucks: Bschott007: PluckYew:  Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants!

Woah! I would murder each and everyone of you for a chance to lick those bricks

Makes two of us...


only one way to settle this: VIAGRA BONER CHALLENGE!!!
 
2013-10-19 08:50:40 PM  
Pick Six averted.
 
2013-10-19 08:50:48 PM  
Ducks broke the Huskies
 
2013-10-19 08:50:51 PM  

PluckYew: Post MOAR pics of chicks without pants.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-10-19 08:51:18 PM  

steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: IAmRight: PluckYew: They have a "National Title" it's just awarded by the BCS and not the NCAA.

And the BCS gives out WAY nicer trophies than the NCAA.

:/

/could've touched the NCAA trophy when my school won the title, but I didn't want to jinx it (it was on the field before the game for photos).
//but really, it's a little crappy trophy compared to the BCS one

I've touched one of Alabama's crystal balls in the Paul W. Bryant Museum.

I heard you put em in your mouth

Ha ha

I'm really torn now since I have to root for bama to beat the shiat out of Mizzou since they talked so much shiat the past few weeks. They got lucky to join the east in a down period, any other time in the previous decade they would have gotten their asses handed to them already.

I feel dirty cheering for bama

You may as well jump on board a winner seeing as how Richt has pulled a classic Richt this year.

I would argue except you're right and I can't provide a counterpoint.

We would save a lot of time if you'd just keep that I'm mind ;-)

If that guy would have just knocked the ball down or scored last year I could argue, it was his chance and he farked that up.


You guys almost won it last year.
 
2013-10-19 08:51:30 PM  

rugman11: D2theMcV: rugman11: If anybody ever tells you that total points or total offense matter as statistics -

In their respective first halves:

Baylor 37 points, Alabama 28 points
Baylor 461 yards, Alabama 270 yards

Alabama 9 yds/play, Baylor 8.53 yds/play
Alabama .93 pts/play, Baylor .69 pts/play

Actually, I've been told total points are pretty important in determining the winner of a game.

You know what I meant.


Yeah, I do. But it's Fark, so...

Personally, I like a 17-10 defensive battle more than a 48-42 shoot-out. Unfortunately, I'm in the minority.
 
2013-10-19 08:52:23 PM  
Robert Smith should have taken that shiat to the house.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-10-19 08:52:55 PM  
Search for Sasquatch.....?

Really?
 
2013-10-19 08:54:34 PM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 08:54:40 PM  

picodenico: Search for Sasquatch.....?

Really?


isnt that when you go to a bar and try to pick out the woman with the full bush instead of a brazillian?
 
2013-10-19 08:55:18 PM  

Krymson Tyde: [i25.photobucket.com image 536x416]


The "freshman 15" IS REAL.
 
2013-10-19 08:55:35 PM  

Earguy: Do guys really have a problem with jeans "cutting into" them if they're not Wranglers?  I haven't.


No. They're taking a page from the pharmaceutical companies. "Here's a problem you don't actually have - we can solve it!"
 
2013-10-19 08:55:42 PM  
Who has been to Columbia, MO? It looks like Mizzou is going to be able play ball in the SEC so the big question now is how well the co-eds compare with the rest of the conference. I don't expect much out of A&M in this department so that puts more pressure on UM to live up to conference standards.
 
2013-10-19 08:55:52 PM  
SACK LUNCH

elguerodiablo: picodenico: Search for Sasquatch.....?

Really?

isnt that when you go to a bar and try to pick out the woman with the full bush instead of a brazillian?


hahahaha
 
2013-10-19 08:56:17 PM  
www.blogto.com
 
2013-10-19 08:56:31 PM  

Earguy: The "freshman 15" IS REAL.


For me, it was the "freshman and sophomore 60."
 
2013-10-19 08:57:33 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: [www.inbe.org image 432x381]

Late to the party but I wanted to post this.

The hate for Johnny Manziel is amazing.  I have a good friend who is a die-hard 'Bama fan.  He has never, EVER cheered Auburn on for as long as I have known him (going on 20 years now).  He wouldn't even say "good luck" during Auburn's 2010 national title run.  Out of the blue, he called me yesterday and went on an on about how he hoped we win today.  Amazing.


I wanted Mizzou to be the one to shred him, dammit. After Dick Perry ran some ads in Missouri telling businesses in the state to leave for Texas, the only recompense I saw fit was Mizzou grinding Perry's precious Johnny Football to a pulp.
 
2013-10-19 08:58:26 PM  
Ahhhh BTN, you need a token hot female sideline reporter. Not this weirdo.

/so underthrown ball...c'mon Stave
 
2013-10-19 08:58:45 PM  
Just in case anyone's not aware:  Upset alert....unranked Ol'Miss 10, #6 LSU 0.  3rd quarter.
 
2013-10-19 08:59:04 PM  

Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: IAmRight: PluckYew: They have a "National Title" it's just awarded by the BCS and not the NCAA.

And the BCS gives out WAY nicer trophies than the NCAA.

:/

/could've touched the NCAA trophy when my school won the title, but I didn't want to jinx it (it was on the field before the game for photos).
//but really, it's a little crappy trophy compared to the BCS one

I've touched one of Alabama's crystal balls in the Paul W. Bryant Museum.

I heard you put em in your mouth

Ha ha

I'm really torn now since I have to root for bama to beat the shiat out of Mizzou since they talked so much shiat the past few weeks. They got lucky to join the east in a down period, any other time in the previous decade they would have gotten their asses handed to them already.

I feel dirty cheering for bama

You may as well jump on board a winner seeing as how Richt has pulled a classic Richt this year.

I would argue except you're right and I can't provide a counterpoint.

We would save a lot of time if you'd just keep that I'm mind ;-)

If that guy would have just knocked the ball down or scored last year I could argue, it was his chance and he farked that up.

You guys almost won it last year.


I'm sure you meant should have won it last year.
 
2013-10-19 08:59:13 PM  
Krymson Tyde:

Girl on the right is thick yet has no ass. I'd still happily disappoint her, though.
 
2013-10-19 08:59:41 PM  
Clemson be Clemsoning.
 
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