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(ESPN)   Let's see... we've got South Carolina at Tennessee (yawn), Georgia at Vanderbilt (yawn), Florida at Missouri, (meh) and, oh here's one: UCLA at Stanford. Of course, the only one that matters is Florida State at Clemson. It's College Football time   (sports-ak.espn.go.com) divider line 1064
    More: Obvious, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, UCLA, Missouri, Clemson, College GameDay, Aaron Murray, WKU  
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2013-10-19 03:42:09 PM  

EngineerAU: While I wouldn't advocate not taking the points, Vandy might have scored too quickly.


Nevermind. Looks like Vandy's habit of finding a way to lose is gone.
 
2013-10-19 03:42:10 PM  
Holeeeeee SHEEEEEEEEIT!

FUMBLE!!

Vanderbilt football!!
 
2013-10-19 03:42:20 PM  

bulldg4life: And Georgia just needs to forfeit the rest of the season.


Apparently this would be redundant :-(
 
2013-10-19 03:42:47 PM  
Let's see... we've got South Carolina at Tennessee (yawn)

Good call, subby.
 
2013-10-19 03:43:23 PM  

Marine1: This is a good year to be a sports fan from Missouri. Cardddddnals going to the WS, Chiefs are 6-0 after arguably the worst season of any team in the history of the NFL last year, Royals managed to not blow a season out their asses, Sporting's got a playoff berth and reasonable shot at the Supporter's Shield, and Mizzou's doing an incredible job with football. Blues aren't doing bad either.


F*ck the Cardinals.

Your Tigers are legit though.
 
2013-10-19 03:43:29 PM  
Chaos in the SEC East this Saturday!
 
2013-10-19 03:43:41 PM  
fark YEAH VOLS!!!  SUCK IT COCKS!!

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/GO BIG ORANGE!!!
 
2013-10-19 03:45:46 PM  
Oh good, football finally started.

buckeyefansonly.com
 
2013-10-19 03:45:54 PM  
I'm going to barf
 
2013-10-19 03:46:08 PM  
Tennessee winning? Vanderbilt winning? Mizzou winning?

Next youll try to tell me Arkansas has a chance
 
2013-10-19 03:46:26 PM  
I think we can all agree that subby failed with the headline.
 
2013-10-19 03:47:04 PM  
What channel is Vandy UGA on?
 
2013-10-19 03:47:20 PM  

bionicjoe: What channel is Vandy UGA on?


CBS
 
2013-10-19 03:48:03 PM  
GO VOLS!
 
2013-10-19 03:48:22 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Marine1: This is a good year to be a sports fan from Missouri. Cardddddnals going to the WS, Chiefs are 6-0 after arguably the worst season of any team in the history of the NFL last year, Royals managed to not blow a season out their asses, Sporting's got a playoff berth and reasonable shot at the Supporter's Shield, and Mizzou's doing an incredible job with football. Blues aren't doing bad either.

F*ck the Cardinals.

Your Tigers are legit though.


Eh, the Cardinals are the Cardinals. Any gloating on the part of a Cardinals fan (and there's usually quite a bit) can be quelled, as this transcript of an interaction between myself and my girlfriend last night shows:

Girlfriend (a St. Louis native): "Looks like the Cardinals won."

Me: "Does this mean they're going to the World Series?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."

Me: "The Carddddnals? We should go down by the river to buy a soda and a sunduh for a quarrrrter to celebrate. It's right down Rawt Farty-Far. Better warsh up the Buick befar we go."

Girlfriend: *annoyed face* 

No number of WS appearances or victories will ever wash that laughable accent away.

/also, that's the nicest thing I've ever heard you say about Mizzou.
 
2013-10-19 03:48:28 PM  
14 seconds for a hail mary
 
2013-10-19 03:49:22 PM  
Posey and the Tigerbees are making a hell of an entrance to the SEC.

www.jacobgallery.com
 
2013-10-19 03:49:29 PM  

PluckYew: bionicjoe: What channel is Vandy UGA on?

CBS


I got the Florida Mizzou game :(
 
2013-10-19 03:50:06 PM  
VANDERBILT WINS!!
 
2013-10-19 03:50:21 PM  
GO VOLS
 
2013-10-19 03:50:36 PM  
Vandy wins

/UGA player down
//hope he is okay
 
2013-10-19 03:51:09 PM  

A Fark Handle: fark YEAH VOLS!!!  SUCK IT COCKS!!/GO BIG ORANGE!!!


Yup. Loved Tennessee's win. Makes Oregon's 59 points in 3 quarters look even more awesome.
 
2013-10-19 03:53:20 PM  

bionicjoe: PluckYew: bionicjoe: What channel is Vandy UGA on?

CBS

I got the Florida Mizzou game :(




CBS was Georgia vs Vandy. If you got Mizzou vs Florida it's because your network picked up on syndication.
 
2013-10-19 03:56:30 PM  

Marine1: mitchcumstein1: Marine1: This is a good year to be a sports fan from Missouri. Cardddddnals going to the WS, Chiefs are 6-0 after arguably the worst season of any team in the history of the NFL last year, Royals managed to not blow a season out their asses, Sporting's got a playoff berth and reasonable shot at the Supporter's Shield, and Mizzou's doing an incredible job with football. Blues aren't doing bad either.

F*ck the Cardinals.

Your Tigers are legit though.

Eh, the Cardinals are the Cardinals. Any gloating on the part of a Cardinals fan (and there's usually quite a bit) can be quelled, as this transcript of an interaction between myself and my girlfriend last night shows:

Girlfriend (a St. Louis native): "Looks like the Cardinals won."

Me: "Does this mean they're going to the World Series?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."

Me: "The Carddddnals? We should go down by the river to buy a soda and a sunduh for a quarrrrter to celebrate. It's right down Rawt Farty-Far. Better warsh up the Buick befar we go."

Girlfriend: *annoyed face* 

No number of WS appearances or victories will ever wash that laughable accent away.

/also, that's the nicest thing I've ever heard you say about Mizzou.


All living in St. Louis for 5 years did was make me hate the Cardinals more.

Missouri is much better than I thought, much quicker than I thought. I can admit when I'm wrong.
 
2013-10-19 03:57:01 PM  

bionicjoe: PluckYew: bionicjoe: What channel is Vandy UGA on?

CBS

I got the Florida Mizzou game :(


You were watching SEC network syndicated on your local CBS.  When my local CBS preempts something, they usually show the national CBS program on their CW subchannel, which is where the Vandy UGA game was in my town.
 
2013-10-19 03:59:42 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: PluckYew: IF and it still a BIG IF, Vanderbilt wins, does that mean Richt is finally gone?

Happened to Tennessee and Kentucky, lose to Vandy, lose your coach

If they do, they'd be just as stupid as Tennessee was when they fired Fat Phil.


No because too many people still love him and I don't fully blame him for this loss, those moronic targeting penalties, the fumble, and the muffed snap farked them. Most of that is out of his control, without those plays they win but oh well douchebag gets a win that makes him look good even though their team is average.
 
2013-10-19 04:04:32 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Mid_mo_mad_man: Missouri vs Florida is meh? You do know that Missouri was picked to be in last place in the East? Now they control the East with a win. Why the heck is Vandy vs Georgia CBS' first game? Poor pick CBS.

CBS read last week's thread about how helplessly crippled Georgia is and are rolling the dice that Vandy will be able to push the Dawg's wheelchair out a 10th floor window.

They also passed on SC at Mizzou next week. That's going to be huge if Missouri wins today.


Trainwreck exploited.

i1.ytimg.com

Eat your heart out, ESPN!

Tennessee over the Fighting Clowneys was good, too.
 
2013-10-19 04:05:31 PM  

A Fark Handle: fark YEAH VOLS!!!  SUCK IT COCKS!![img.fark.net image 600x800]/GO BIG ORANGE!!!


meh
 
2013-10-19 04:07:00 PM  
MEH MY ASS SUBBY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

imageshack.us
 
2013-10-19 04:07:08 PM  
Clemson was bad, but hey, at least Georgia didn't start the season with Southeast Central Mid-Atlantic Tech.  Missouri was worse.  After today it looks like Florida will be a bloodbath.  Hopefully they will get some injured players back and put together some semblance of a defense in the next two weeks.
 
2013-10-19 04:08:56 PM  

Mentat: MEH MY ASS SUBBY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Gotta hand it to you, up or down you always cheer your beetigers.
 
2013-10-19 04:09:23 PM  

A Fark Handle: fark YEAH VOLS!!!  SUCK IT COCKS!![img.fark.net image 600x800]/GO BIG ORANGE!!!


let me try that again
media.247sports.com
 
2013-10-19 04:10:19 PM  
aggie got pimp slapped
 
2013-10-19 04:10:34 PM  
Get off me little man!
 
2013-10-19 04:11:44 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Chaos in the SEC East this Saturday!


Its been chaos to start, I said to start the year that if UGA is the favorite then it is a shiat division since their defense was going to be complete dogshiat this year. Left it wide open for everyone, well except Tennessee.
 
2013-10-19 04:12:08 PM  
As much as it pains me to post this:

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GO BLUE!!!

/IU sucks!
//Purdue probably sucks worse, though
///sigh
////slashies
 
2013-10-19 04:13:04 PM  
I don't think he should be ejected.  WOW
 
2013-10-19 04:13:28 PM  
Holy  shiate that was a bad call in the OSU/Iowa game. You tossed him for that?
 
2013-10-19 04:13:41 PM  
TOUCH DOWN BISON!

55 yards one-handed turning, leaping catch over a defender.  Damn nice play.

NDSU 7 - Southern Illinois 10 

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2013-10-19 04:13:41 PM  

elguerodiablo: Posey and the Tigerbees are making a hell of an entrance to the SEC.

[www.jacobgallery.com image 700x349]


Mizzou: Five 15 points wins in 2 years in the SEC. Four 15 point wins in the previous four years. 
Texas A&M: Upsets Alabama last year. 

SEC: Clearly better than every other conference by miles. No reason other teams have a shot at National Championship. 

/Have you seen how good Tennessee and Vandy are this year!?
 
2013-10-19 04:13:43 PM  
Brad Roby just got ejected for turning himself into a human missile.

Oh, and Iowa's leading and marching down the field again, GO HAWKS!
 
2013-10-19 04:14:50 PM  
UB-UMASS 0-0 after 1 in Buffalo. Woo.
 
2013-10-19 04:15:12 PM  
Mord Targeting shennnigans?
 
2013-10-19 04:15:54 PM  

mikaloyd: Mentat: MEH MY ASS SUBBY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[imageshack.us image 432x250]

Gotta hand it to you, up or down you always cheer your beetigers.


We don't get many years like this, so we have to enjoy them.
 
2013-10-19 04:16:26 PM  

elguerodiablo: Mord Targeting shennnigans?


Which game now?
 
2013-10-19 04:16:29 PM  
TOUCHDOWN MEEEEEEEEECHIGAN!!!

14-7
 
2013-10-19 04:17:23 PM  
Got out of work and I'm late for this party
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 04:18:19 PM  

steamingpile: elguerodiablo: Mord Targeting shennnigans?

Which game now?


Iowa v OSU but this was actually a good call
 
2013-10-19 04:18:31 PM  
I don't want to alarm anyone, but Kansas is up 14 on Oklahoma.


Aaaaaaad they missed the XP. Up 13.

This won't last long.
 
2013-10-19 04:18:45 PM  

Aar1012: Got out of work and I'm late for this party
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Slacker. I'm watching it at work. ;)
 
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