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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: It's UFC 166 with the third meeting of current heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez and former champ Junior Dos Santos. Early prelims stream at 6:15 PM ET, prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM ET, and the main card on PPV at 10 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 735
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2013-10-19 09:02:05 AM  
Should be a good night of fights.  Three heavyweight bouts on the main card, plus Gilbert Melendez, John Dodson, and the UFC debut of Jessica Eye.

Facebook prelims link:  http://www.facebook.com/UFC/app_247211121995467

UFC.com prelims link:  http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-166-early-prelims

Youtube prelims link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipyjH8Dh6Vo

www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 11:16:30 AM  
HOLY EARLY GREEN, BATMAN! For seriously, this is the earliest green I think I've ever seen.
 
2013-10-19 11:46:10 AM  
Congrats on the greenlight at the asscrack of dawn. Maybe because last night's thread didn't get a green until it was 1/2 over or you're getting really good at that swirly thing.


The Fark Fighting Championship cliche list

1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Counter complaining about the 250 character limit and having 3 different start times on 3 channels
4) Does it really matter which one of these guys/girls wins ? Neither of them has a prayer of beating the champ
5) When the hell did heel hooks get so popular ?
6) Why don't the trolls appear in the live fight threads anymore ?
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) LAY AND PRAY
14) RING GIRLS
15) Why aren't there ring dudes for the girl fights ?
16) I can't belive ____ got fired but they're keeping this guy
17) NUTSHOT
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) BOOB KICK
20) Why are there no replays of certain other illegal shots ?
21) OMOPLATA
22) Wardrobe malfunction
23) LEEVER KICK
24) That guy is gonna' piss hot after this
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26) The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27) The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Cecil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
38) Everybody repost your updated tapology picks for praise and ridicule
Good luck and may Helio Gracie have mercy on your chi
 
2013-10-19 02:15:44 PM  
Fark man they moved the ALCS game to tonight since the NLCS is over and the time slot was vacated.
 
2013-10-19 02:43:22 PM  
htt
 
2013-10-19 02:45:42 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 03:26:10 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 03:33:43 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 04:37:48 PM  

violentsalvation: Fark man they moved the ALCS game to tonight since the NLCS is over and the time slot was vacated.



Clemson game, baseball, UFC. I'll be on overload
 
2013-10-19 04:40:36 PM  
I'm thinking we are going to see a lot of decisions tonight.

www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 05:22:34 PM  

mediablitz: violentsalvation: Fark man they moved the ALCS game to tonight since the NLCS is over and the time slot was vacated.


Clemson game, baseball, UFC. I'll be on overload


It sucks I was hoping to watch them somewhat sequentially. I don't know if I should record the ballgame and watch it after UFC or try to watch them both at the same time. Definitely a first world problem.
 
2013-10-19 06:02:37 PM  
I AM HERE FOR THIS!

Currently nursing three gigantic mat burns on my face, and I punched two holes in the back of my left ear to try and drain fluid buildup that started on Tuesday and got all fired up again on Thursday and yesterday.

I look like a farking meth addict.
 
2013-10-19 06:04:08 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 06:05:23 PM  
What are the odds on Sanchez walking out to La Bamba again?
 
2013-10-19 06:06:48 PM  

Testiclaw: I AM HERE FOR THIS!

Currently nursing three gigantic mat burns on my face, and I punched two holes in the back of my left ear to try and drain fluid buildup that started on Tuesday and got all fired up again on Thursday and yesterday.

I look like a farking meth addict.


Jujitsu. Not even once.
 
2013-10-19 06:06:58 PM  

Flragnararch: What are the odds on Sanchez walking out to La Bamba again?


YES


YES


YES


YES                       YES


YES


YES
 
2013-10-19 06:08:48 PM  

Testiclaw: Flragnararch: What are the odds on Sanchez walking out to La Bamba again?

Yes

 
2013-10-19 06:08:51 PM  

One Bad Apple: Testiclaw: I AM HERE FOR THIS!

Currently nursing three gigantic mat burns on my face, and I punched two holes in the back of my left ear to try and drain fluid buildup that started on Tuesday and got all fired up again on Thursday and yesterday.

I look like a farking meth addict.

Jujitsu. Not even once.


I know, all three burns on scabbed over on the left cheek, jaw and forehead above the eye, and it's the left ear that's gigantic, red, and oozing a combination of clear juices and blood.  It's like Harvey Dent, but not cool, sexy or worth putting in a movie.
 
2013-10-19 06:11:14 PM  
damn gif was too big.  try this again, no gif

oi41.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-19 06:12:38 PM  
www.tapology.com

So what's the deal with them airing the UFC 165 Encore last Thursday on FoxSports 1(about a month after the PPV).  Is this a new trend, or just a one off to draw some extra hype for 166?

/I just watched 165 on DVR this morning, so I'm hoping 166 doesn't disappoint in comparison
 
2013-10-19 06:14:39 PM  
Just printed out the cliche list and ready to follow along at home.


/Let's do this shiat!
 
2013-10-19 06:16:43 PM  

psychicdeath99: Just printed out the cliche list and ready to follow along at home.


/Let's do this shiat!


why would you waste paper on the list?
 
2013-10-19 06:17:07 PM  
I think I JUST got my (hasty) picks in.. completely forgot this was tonight
www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 06:17:25 PM  
Rooting for JDS and Big Country.  Also hoping Dollaway gets his ass kicked, I can't stand that guy
 
2013-10-19 06:18:01 PM  
stream is live.
 
2013-10-19 06:18:37 PM  

RogermcAllen: [www.tapology.com image 320x364]

So what's the deal with them airing the UFC 165 Encore last Thursday on FoxSports 1(about a month after the PPV).  Is this a new trend, or just a one off to draw some extra hype for 166?

/I just watched 165 on DVR this morning, so I'm hoping 166 doesn't disappoint in comparison


Not sure if it will be a trend.  They mentioned on UFC Tonight that the UFC lifted the usual 60-day restriction on Fox rebroadcasting PPV cards so they could air UFC 165 this week.  Hopefully they'll decide that showing the PPVs fairly soon after the fact helps rather than hurts PPV buys.
 
2013-10-19 06:19:27 PM  

Flragnararch: psychicdeath99: Just printed out the cliche list and ready to follow along at home.


/Let's do this shiat!

why would you waste paper on the list?


Easier to keep track for the tally at the end of the night.
 
2013-10-19 06:19:32 PM  
Klippoklondike:  hoping Dollaway gets his ass kicked, I can't stand that guy

This.
 
2013-10-19 06:21:06 PM  

Flragnararch: Klippoklondike:  hoping Dollaway gets his ass kicked, I can't stand that guy

This.


Yep.
 
2013-10-19 06:21:09 PM  

Flragnararch: psychicdeath99: Just printed out the cliche list and ready to follow along at home.


/Let's do this shiat!

why would you waste paper on the list?


Imagine for a moment you are a police investigator who knows nothing of MMA.  You are searching psychicdeath99's home for some reason (his boss went missing or something) when you come across a 38 item list:  \EYESCREAM, LAY AND PRAY, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, OOMPLATA, etc., etc.

"My god, that psychicdeath99 is one sick fark, I will make sure he goes to prison for a long time."
 
2013-10-19 06:23:02 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-10-19 06:24:27 PM  

RogermcAllen: Flragnararch: psychicdeath99: Just printed out the cliche list and ready to follow along at home.


/Let's do this shiat!

why would you waste paper on the list?

Imagine for a moment you are a police investigator who knows nothing of MMA.  You are searching psychicdeath99's home for some reason (his boss went missing or something) when you come across a 38 item list:  \EYESCREAM, LAY AND PRAY, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, OOMPLATA, etc., etc.

"My god, that psychicdeath99 is one sick fark, I will make sure he goes to prison for a long time."


That would be one of the least disgusting things they find.

/wait, I've said too much.
//Just kidding, NSA.
 
2013-10-19 06:25:48 PM  
Jap guy grabbed the glove a pinch to get free of that.
 
2013-10-19 06:27:22 PM  
Japanese fighters really have to cut weight better. This guy is tiny.
 
2013-10-19 06:27:46 PM  
Also, I'm pissed as shiat that Palhares was booted for heel hooks.

He wasn't a good MMA guy, but it's bullshiat to handicap grapplers and scare them into being softies when strikers are allowed to bash in heads over and over with knees and post-concussion blows.
 
2013-10-19 06:27:57 PM  
10-9 Pague
 
2013-10-19 06:28:23 PM  

Skyrmion: Japanese fighters really have to cut weight better. This guy is tiny.


Natural 125'er taking a fight at 135.
 
2013-10-19 06:28:39 PM  
10-9 Pague
 
2013-10-19 06:29:31 PM  

Testiclaw: Also, I'm pissed as shiat that Palhares was booted for heel hooks.

He wasn't a good MMA guy, but it's bullshiat to handicap grapplers and scare them into being softies when strikers are allowed to bash in heads over and over with knees and post-concussion blows.


Umm what? He not only refused to let go way after the tap and stoppage but he farking twisted it more before he let go. He is a danger to others.

Also, there's a huge difference between a few punches after they are out and a heel hook. Heel hook can end a career easily. A few extra punches is very unlikely to do that.
 
2013-10-19 06:30:31 PM  

Testiclaw: Also, I'm pissed as shiat that Palhares was booted for heel hooks.

He wasn't a good MMA guy, but it's bullshiat to handicap grapplers and scare them into being softies when strikers are allowed to bash in heads over and over with knees and post-concussion blows.


With all due respect, if a striker kept punching after the ref called them off as long as Palhares keeps cranking on leg locks and heel hooks they would be cut instantly.
 
2013-10-19 06:32:32 PM  
Pague getting rocked this round
 
2013-10-19 06:33:50 PM  
Great effort by the new guy.
 
2013-10-19 06:33:59 PM  
whew... for a round there, I was feeling pretty dumb about picking Horiguchi
 
2013-10-19 06:34:11 PM  
Nice.  Horiguchi has some power for a little dude.
 
2013-10-19 06:35:15 PM  

Flragnararch: psychicdeath99: Just printed out the cliche list and ready to follow along at home.


/Let's do this shiat!

why would you waste paper on the list?


Hey go f*ck yourself with a rake
 
2013-10-19 06:35:53 PM  

psychicdeath99: Nice.  Horiguchi has some power for a little dude.


Yeah, kinda gave up some positions rather easily, but he can bang.
 
2013-10-19 06:36:18 PM  
I look for Pague to be cut.  Losing the first early prelim to a guy making his UFC debut does not bode well for his career.
 
2013-10-19 06:36:34 PM  

Testiclaw: Also, I'm pissed as shiat that Palhares was booted for heel hooks.

He wasn't a good MMA guy, but it's bullshiat to handicap grapplers and scare them into being softies when strikers are allowed to bash in heads over and over with knees and post-concussion blows.


You can be pissed all you want, but when a ref steps in to stop the strikes, the fighters stop punching.

When Palhares doesn't let go after the tap, then after the ref waves it off, then after the ref starts prying at his arms, I've no compassion.
 
2013-10-19 06:39:03 PM  

psychicdeath99: I look for Pague to be cut.  Losing the first early prelim to a guy making his UFC debut does not bode well for his career.


Fourth straight loss. One win in the last six.
 
2013-10-19 06:39:18 PM  
Horiguchi looked good.

Here are my picks:


www.tapology.com

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