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(Huffington Post)   "Burritos are a sad attempt to regain control in a world increasingly influenced by women...these cushions of rice, beans and meat actually constitute a matrix of male oppression -- a distillation of the white man's rejection of modernity"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 51
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2013-10-19 09:09:06 AM
14 votes:
I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos
2013-10-19 01:21:21 PM
12 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net


lol. please don't ban me for this.
2013-10-19 01:23:34 PM
4 votes:
Is it possible that burritos, like cupcakes, just taste awesome irrespective of the chromosomal make up of their consumers?

It's quite possible. But nobody says you have to EAT cupcakes. Instead, you could squash the cupcake between your breasts and watch the icing squirt out from between them and run down over your naked body. Then . . . slowly . . . rub the icing over your hardening nipples, you naughty, NAUGHTY girl. And then, for eating the last cupcake, you would of course, have to be punished. By me. And I, um . . . completely lost my train of thought there, but the POINT IS that cupcakes are really, really good.
2013-10-19 12:50:21 PM
4 votes:

T-Servo: HuffPost... So someone's not getting paid to write this stuff?

/now if she'd written political satire about Taco Coast Republicans like Cruz, maybe...


www.gagbay.com
2013-10-19 10:35:29 AM
4 votes:

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.
2013-10-19 01:03:47 PM
3 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
Burrito
2013-10-19 01:00:43 PM
3 votes:
And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

i595.photobucket.com

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.
2013-10-19 12:50:17 PM
3 votes:
She's not going to land a husband with that attitude.
2013-10-19 10:51:31 AM
3 votes:

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Gee. Thanks for the NEWSFLASH, Einstein...
2013-10-19 10:31:21 PM
2 votes:

baconbeard: MadAzza: Yes, satire is a form of comedy. Again, not the belly-laugh kind.

This is so hard to explain to people who are stupid.

What about astronomically bad "satire" from stupid people who think they're clever?


We call that "Saturday Night Live".
2013-10-19 02:59:44 PM
2 votes:
cdn.themetapicture.com
2013-10-19 01:00:20 PM
2 votes:
Huffington Post, you say?

i651.photobucket.com
2013-10-19 12:54:43 PM
2 votes:
farm1.staticflickr.com
2013-10-19 12:49:47 PM
2 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: make me some tea: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Don't fark with burrito culture.

I didn't choose the burrito life.  It chose me.


WORD.

thecorporatelunchbox.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-19 12:40:16 PM
2 votes:
What she needs is a serious deep dicking.

/burrito strap-on
2013-10-19 11:12:54 AM
2 votes:
I suspect that, at a very young age, this woman saw a man sticking his dick into a burrito.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-19 10:38:38 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos


She laps them up.
2013-10-19 10:13:39 AM
2 votes:

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Confirmation bias is a powerful thing.
2013-10-19 09:58:28 AM
2 votes:
s.huffpost.com

If you say so
2013-10-19 09:43:46 AM
2 votes:

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.
2013-10-19 09:01:08 AM
2 votes:
Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.
2013-10-19 06:45:26 PM
1 votes:

Colin O'Scopy: Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito, just like a twatwaffle's just a twatwaffle.


Unless it's a yummy twatwaffle with strawberries and whipped cream.

You can get those here:

i263.photobucket.com
2013-10-19 05:49:49 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!


Maybe, but it really stings when you get sour cream in the eyes.


media1.break.com
2013-10-19 04:21:40 PM
1 votes:
Article was funny.  Butthurt in the thread is even funnier.
2013-10-19 04:21:28 PM
1 votes:

GORDON: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

This article is so unfunny that I now think all women are unfunny.


Words aren't even funny anymore.
2013-10-19 04:04:26 PM
1 votes:
I like cupcakes AND burritos.

I sound fat.
2013-10-19 03:31:49 PM
1 votes:

LemSkroob: she got her titties in a twist because someone said they think cupcakes are for flaky women.


Mmmmm. Tittie twists. My favorite pastries.
2013-10-19 03:08:14 PM
1 votes:
Now that the thread is over, I wanted to get serious for a minute.  I know, I'm not typically known for my serious conversations and I'll promise to keep it brief and never let it happen again.

The reasons it was clear this article was satire/sarcasm/mockery from the get go is because a) the writer is a woman so you can't take anything she says or writes as fact and b) because burritos are actually part of a Zionist plan along with salsa to Mexicanize the world and turn us all brown.
2013-10-19 02:42:36 PM
1 votes:

baconbeard: Sometimes, people call what they write "satire" even though they firmly believe every word they say. If anyone calls them on it, they just use the "just kidding" defence. This is the height of intellectual dishonesty.


You're an idiot. Just kidding.
2013-10-19 02:30:54 PM
1 votes:

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Today I learned Rincewin53 thinks farkers read the articles.
2013-10-19 02:04:53 PM
1 votes:
Somewhere, out there, some sick bastard is going around saying "this is pretty good, you should become a writer".
2013-10-19 02:04:05 PM
1 votes:

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.


Don't worry. Rule 34 has your back.

I never knew Nicholas Cage did burrito porn before he made it in movies.
2013-10-19 01:58:10 PM
1 votes:
On the one hand, this is all clearly very silly.

Then again, there's an element of truth to it. If you've never farked a burrito, you owe it to yourself. Mmm... ¡picante!
2013-10-19 01:54:57 PM
1 votes:

Rincewind53: You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?


i.imgur.com
2013-10-19 01:48:17 PM
1 votes:
I thought Burritos were what happened when a Burro and a Burra love each other very much.
2013-10-19 01:47:42 PM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: "Lately, I've felt especially annoyed by the ubiquity of Americanized burrito purveyors that plague this city block by block. This is a lamentation for which a pithy tweet would have sufficed."

Who farking writes like this?


Know who elth wath a pithy tweet?  Yeah, that'th right;
i105.photobucket.com
2013-10-19 01:32:40 PM
1 votes:

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.



Go back to playing with your joystick!
i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-10-19 01:09:01 PM
1 votes:
Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.
2013-10-19 01:07:26 PM
1 votes:
Well, didn't read the article but I'm off to eat a burrito now. I hope it's a legitimate burrito so my body can shut that whole thing down. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips...
2013-10-19 12:58:10 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito
2013-10-19 12:57:42 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to give her a sampling of my burrito...

/the sourest of creams
2013-10-19 12:51:10 PM
1 votes:
What's wrong with you people?  It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through.  She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos.  Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

/now, get me a burrito
2013-10-19 12:50:31 PM
1 votes:
farm1.staticflickr.com
2013-10-19 12:49:50 PM
1 votes:

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


No, it's just not funny.
2013-10-19 12:49:23 PM
1 votes:
Every time you put one of those long, thick, delicious shafts of throbbing meat goodness in your mouth, you subjugate yourself to the male dominated patriarchy.

Or maybe you're a homo. Either way, there are no women involved.
2013-10-19 12:48:28 PM
1 votes:
The article itself isn't really funny.

Reading the reactions to it by the illiterate is farking hilarious.
2013-10-19 12:42:54 PM
1 votes:

make me some tea: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Don't fark with burrito culture.


I didn't choose the burrito life.  It chose me.
2013-10-19 11:10:07 AM
1 votes:
This was obviously ghost written by the chick who wrote "Juno".
2013-10-19 10:09:39 AM
1 votes:
Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.
2013-10-19 09:43:13 AM
1 votes:
wtfamireading.jpg?
2013-10-19 09:33:43 AM
1 votes:
Moe's knows gender roles.
 
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