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(Huffington Post)   "Burritos are a sad attempt to regain control in a world increasingly influenced by women...these cushions of rice, beans and meat actually constitute a matrix of male oppression -- a distillation of the white man's rejection of modernity"   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-10-19 01:31:21 PM  

Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!



Maybe, but it really stings when you get sour cream in the eyes.
 
2013-10-19 01:31:46 PM  
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2013-10-19 01:32:40 PM  

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.



Go back to playing with your joystick!
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-19 01:33:01 PM  

Felgraf: vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.

I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.


Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.
 
2013-10-19 01:35:56 PM  
Lsherm:
It's not women and cupcakes that are out of control, it's women and office parties. It's a scourge that needs to be stopped. I swear there are people at work who set these parties up just so they have an excuse to eat cake.

www.moviequotesandmore.com
 
2013-10-19 01:37:46 PM  
"Lately, I've felt especially annoyed by the ubiquity of Americanized burrito purveyors that plague this city block by block. This is a lamentation for which a pithy tweet would have sufficed."

Who farking writes like this?
 
2013-10-19 01:37:53 PM  

vygramul: Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.


and of course, in a large population where a measure of "intelligence" {IQ} is measured via a process which produces a normal distribution, the median = the mean anyways......
 
2013-10-19 01:38:45 PM  

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


Butt-hurt responses to a perceived offense aren't satire.
 
2013-10-19 01:40:23 PM  
A burrito is just a form of sandwich for ingredients that would fall out of the two-slabs-of-bread kind. Reading anything else into it is either waaay overthinking it or desperation for a topic to get one's editor off of one's back..
 
2013-10-19 01:43:17 PM  

Notabunny: gnosis301: Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.

Conservative Tears.  You lose.

Have neither of you seen a 14yo girl pissed off at a clothing emergency?


Should I be picturing a 14yo girl in her underwear with frustrated angry tears rolling down her cheeks?
 
2013-10-19 01:43:24 PM  
fiesta pack ftmfw
 
2013-10-19 01:44:43 PM  
Satire of garbage can still be garbage itself.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:43 PM  
I wish I was at Taco Del Mar now.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:58 PM  

vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-10-19 01:47:14 PM  
Lorelle:
the man's lunch burrito is seemingly unimpeachable. It is substantial but not gluttonous.

She's obviously never been to El Tepeyac in L.A.

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Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed
 
2013-10-19 01:47:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos


This here's why I have in a nice shade of happy orange :-)
 
2013-10-19 01:47:42 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "Lately, I've felt especially annoyed by the ubiquity of Americanized burrito purveyors that plague this city block by block. This is a lamentation for which a pithy tweet would have sufficed."

Who farking writes like this?


Know who elth wath a pithy tweet?  Yeah, that'th right;
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2013-10-19 01:47:50 PM  

SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]


The prospect of an America without TexMex and Mexican food ... that's not an America I want to live in.

That's why I support unlimited Mexican immigration.  Face it, the average Mexican cooks better than most of us crackers and Latina women are friggin' hot!  Open the gotdamned border!
 
2013-10-19 01:48:17 PM  
I thought Burritos were what happened when a Burro and a Burra love each other very much.
 
2013-10-19 01:50:41 PM  
I had to read the cupcake one to compare.  Yes, cupcakes can be in your face, and who goes to work and gets free burritos on a semi-frequent basis?  I wanna work there.
/i know it was satire, the cupcake one was just less bad
 
2013-10-19 01:52:32 PM  

Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!


The only problem with them is that the sour cream gets runny from the heat and it oozes all over your hand and down your chin.
 
2013-10-19 01:53:12 PM  

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.


Damn that is funny.
 
2013-10-19 01:54:57 PM  

Rincewind53: You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?


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2013-10-19 01:55:14 PM  

NutWrench: Is it possible that burritos, like cupcakes, just taste awesome irrespective of the chromosomal make up of their consumers?

It's quite possible. But nobody says you have to EAT cupcakes. Instead, you could squash the cupcake between your breasts and watch the icing squirt out from between them and run down over your naked body. Then . . . slowly . . . rub the icing over your hardening nipples, you naughty, NAUGHTY girl. And then, for eating the last cupcake, you would of course, have to be punished. By me. And I, um . . . completely lost my train of thought there, but the POINT IS that cupcakes are really, really good.


*golfclap*
 
2013-10-19 01:56:27 PM  
That article reads like some food snob on a diet raging because their coworkers are enjoying a really good lowbrow meal and they're pissed they can't have any.
 
2013-10-19 01:57:21 PM  

BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed


Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.
 
2013-10-19 01:58:10 PM  
On the one hand, this is all clearly very silly.

Then again, there's an element of truth to it. If you've never farked a burrito, you owe it to yourself. Mmm... ¡picante!
 
2013-10-19 01:58:41 PM  
"Comedy"

...or a failed attempt thereof
 
2013-10-19 01:58:48 PM  
Dingbat!
 
2013-10-19 01:59:19 PM  

give me doughnuts: Notabunny: gnosis301: Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.

Conservative Tears.  You lose.

Have neither of you seen a 14yo girl pissed off at a clothing emergency?

Should I be picturing a 14yo girl in her underwear with frustrated angry tears rolling down her cheeks?


...

I... have no response to that.

/chris hansen does tho
 
2013-10-19 01:59:56 PM  

the_chief: I hate cold, British burritos.


Chinese burritos are tiny.

And crunchy.
 
2013-10-19 02:00:34 PM  

Gergesa: gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.

Damn that is funny.


What, guys with eating disorders (they can't line up the food with their mouths)? You're a twisted human being..
 
2013-10-19 02:01:21 PM  
Eating seafood is the cannibalistic objectification of womens' needs!
 
2013-10-19 02:02:23 PM  

Mister Peejay: Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!

The only problem with them is that the sour cream gets runny from the heat and it oozes all over your hand and down your chin.


don't waste any!!

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2013-10-19 02:04:05 PM  

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.


Don't worry. Rule 34 has your back.

I never knew Nicholas Cage did burrito porn before he made it in movies.
 
2013-10-19 02:04:53 PM  
Somewhere, out there, some sick bastard is going around saying "this is pretty good, you should become a writer".
 
2013-10-19 02:07:16 PM  
Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito.
 
2013-10-19 02:07:26 PM  

Lorelle: BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed

Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

[s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 300x400]

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.


Presentation leaves a lot to be desired. I tend to be turned off by food that looks like a plate vomit before being chewed. I don't care how good it tastes, appearance, texture, and smell are big parts of the experience.
 
2013-10-19 02:09:33 PM  
Sometimes, people call what they write "satire" even though they firmly believe every word they say. If anyone calls them on it, they just use the "just kidding" defence. This is the height of intellectual dishonesty.
 
2013-10-19 02:15:44 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Lorelle: BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed

Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

[s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 300x400]

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.

Presentation leaves a lot to be desired. I tend to be turned off by food that looks like a plate vomit before being chewed. I don't care how good it tastes, appearance, texture, and smell are big parts of the experience.


Your loss then. Enjoy your fancy visually impressive mouthful of sawdust.
 
2013-10-19 02:18:32 PM  
Rice has no place in a burrito, you philistines!
 
2013-10-19 02:20:18 PM  
Sometimes a cigar is just a blog that sucks.


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2013-10-19 02:22:05 PM  
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2013-10-19 02:22:17 PM  
Lorelle:
Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

Guacamole is green ketchup.  It's the condiment you use when mayonnaise is too spicy and adventurous.
 
2013-10-19 02:23:28 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


Oh, that's sad.
 
2013-10-19 02:23:39 PM  
what happened here, are people just pretending to take satire seriously and get upset about it?
have we become so meta ironic that I'm now just a confused stroke victim wondering how this language thing works?
are we really this willfully obtuse and angry?
 
2013-10-19 02:23:59 PM  

vygramul: Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.


I realized that was likely the case, I just.. people always quote that Carlin bit as if it were profound wisdom, and it's both amusing and irritating that it shows that the speaker (and, apparently carlin) do (or, in Carlin's case, did not) understand how averages work.
 
2013-10-19 02:26:09 PM  

Mister Peejay: Lorelle:
Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

Guacamole is green ketchup.  It's the condiment you use when mayonnaise is too spicy and adventurous.


Ohio,the Land of Guacamole
 
2013-10-19 02:29:18 PM  
Is this a parody of Drudge's Salsa rant?
 
2013-10-19 02:29:26 PM  
I think the HuffPo writer NEEDS a Buritto, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!


Uptite, anal retentive Feminazi

/just sayin

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