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(Huffington Post)   "Burritos are a sad attempt to regain control in a world increasingly influenced by women...these cushions of rice, beans and meat actually constitute a matrix of male oppression -- a distillation of the white man's rejection of modernity"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 229
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2013-10-19 02:29:26 PM
I think the HuffPo writer NEEDS a Buritto, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!


Uptite, anal retentive Feminazi

/just sayin

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2013-10-19 02:30:27 PM

Lorelle: BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed

Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

[s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 300x400]

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.


Stahp. I am hungered.
 
2013-10-19 02:30:48 PM

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


This.

A giant hipster douche writes an article that sounds like the average hipster prattle and she expects people to detect that it's satire, failing to realize it's not funny and she's still an unfunny hipater twat?
 
2013-10-19 02:30:54 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Today I learned Rincewin53 thinks farkers read the articles.
 
2013-10-19 02:31:57 PM

Mister Peejay: Lorelle:
Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

Guacamole is green ketchup.  It's the condiment you use when mayonnaise is too spicy and adventurous.



Know how I know you have never had guacamole?
 
IP
2013-10-19 02:34:06 PM

Nabb1: Wat


^
 
2013-10-19 02:34:08 PM
Meh ... deconstruction is silly either way.

That said, I wanna order out tonight.  I need refried beans.

/also hate office parties
//don't like eating for entertainment
 
2013-10-19 02:34:37 PM

vpb: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos

She laps them up.


Lickety split.
 
2013-10-19 02:36:24 PM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


When they have to tell you they are satirizing something, then they're really not.

Of course I could be wrong, I'm just making a educated zeitgeist.
 
2013-10-19 02:37:45 PM

johnnieconnie: wtfamireading.jpg?


Man, I hate weekends.
 
2013-10-19 02:40:27 PM
Go home, you are drunk.

And no one wants you.
 
2013-10-19 02:41:36 PM

GBB: This guy
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Brilliant!
 
2013-10-19 02:42:36 PM

baconbeard: Sometimes, people call what they write "satire" even though they firmly believe every word they say. If anyone calls them on it, they just use the "just kidding" defence. This is the height of intellectual dishonesty.


You're an idiot. Just kidding.
 
2013-10-19 02:46:13 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Yep. I clicked on these comments just to enjoy the derp from the usual overly defensive, less intellectually keen bunch.

"Huurrrr dumb biatch, make me a sammich, dum articul!"
 
2013-10-19 02:48:32 PM

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


And another one who doesn't understand satire. It's not supposed to give you belly laughs, junior.

Oh, go play GTA, then.
 
2013-10-19 02:56:31 PM

MadAzza: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Yep. I clicked on these comments just to enjoy the derp from the usual overly defensive, less intellectually keen bunch.

"Huurrrr dumb biatch, make me a sammich, dum articul!"


MadAzza: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

And another one who doesn't understand satire. It's not supposed to give you belly laughs, junior.

Oh, go play GTA, then.


Well, I hate to interrupt your exercise in self-valuation through affirmations of intellectual superiority and smugness, but the article is in the "Comedy" section of HuffPo

/easy on the mayo
 
2013-10-19 02:58:29 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Kinda sad that us conservatives can't tell the difference.

Ball is in your court fark libs.

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2013-10-19 02:59:44 PM
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2013-10-19 02:59:49 PM

Cubansaltyballs: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

This.

A giant hipster douche writes an article that sounds like the average hipster prattle and she expects people to detect that it's satire, failing to realize it's not funny and she's still an unfunny hipater twat?


Did you miss the big red header that said 'COMEDY' at the top of the page?
 
2013-10-19 03:01:40 PM

Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.


I don't know...watching you FAIL is pretty funny.
 
2013-10-19 03:01:47 PM

Danger Avoid Death: baconbeard: Sometimes, people call what they write "satire" even though they firmly believe every word they say. If anyone calls them on it, they just use the "just kidding" defence. This is the height of intellectual dishonesty.

You're an idiot. Just kidding.


women do it all the time.
 
2013-10-19 03:04:51 PM

the_chief: I hate cold, British burritos.


for some reason i found this admission quite amusing.
 
2013-10-19 03:06:19 PM

Felgraf: vygramul: Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.

I realized that was likely the case, I just.. people always quote that Carlin bit as if it were profound wisdom, and it's both amusing and irritating that it shows that the speaker (and, apparently carlin) do (or, in Carlin's case, did not) understand how averages work.


I don't think you understand how comedy works.
 
2013-10-19 03:08:14 PM
Now that the thread is over, I wanted to get serious for a minute.  I know, I'm not typically known for my serious conversations and I'll promise to keep it brief and never let it happen again.

The reasons it was clear this article was satire/sarcasm/mockery from the get go is because a) the writer is a woman so you can't take anything she says or writes as fact and b) because burritos are actually part of a Zionist plan along with salsa to Mexicanize the world and turn us all brown.
 
2013-10-19 03:13:55 PM
these cushions of rice, beans and meat

That makes me want to stick my dick into one.  Sounds like it would feel amazing.
 
2013-10-19 03:14:22 PM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


This.  It's funny too.
 
2013-10-19 03:17:41 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


she got her titties in a twist because someone said they think cupcakes are for flaky women. As a flaky woman, she didnt like it, and wrote this lame 'article' with really bad humor in it.
 
2013-10-19 03:19:41 PM

Felgraf: vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.

I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.


Assuming a normal distribution of scores in the population, the mean, median, and mode are the same value.  IQ, specifically, is deliberately designed so that the distribution of intelligence scores assumes the shape of a normal distribution.  And given the large number of variables that conform to the normal distribution, one can assume that satire detection sensitivity would as well.  So your statistical outrage fails.
 
2013-10-19 03:24:57 PM

MrHappyRotter: The reasons it was clear this article was satire/sarcasm/mockery from the get go is because a) the writer is a woman so you can't take anything she says or writes as fact and b) because burritos are actually part of a Zionist plan along with salsa to Mexicanize the world and turn us all brown.


Why is this bad? Think of all the extra money people will have by not wasting $$ on fake tans. That money can then be spent on worthwhile things such as burritos, which will stimulate the economy.
 
2013-10-19 03:25:20 PM
So this is a satirical response to this idiot's actual invective against sexist cupcakes.

OK. I can see that.
 
2013-10-19 03:31:49 PM

LemSkroob: she got her titties in a twist because someone said they think cupcakes are for flaky women.


Mmmmm. Tittie twists. My favorite pastries.
 
2013-10-19 04:00:25 PM
This sounds like something they'd have on the radio in GTA 5.
 
2013-10-19 04:04:26 PM
I like cupcakes AND burritos.

I sound fat.
 
2013-10-19 04:05:38 PM

Felgraf: vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.

I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.


Actually, mean, median, and mode are all valid as an average.  Mean is what is usually meant when people are talking about average, but technically, they all work.  Even wikipedia backs me up on that.

/Technically correct.
//The best kind of correct.
 
2013-10-19 04:10:17 PM

Moonfisher: I like cupcakes AND burritos.

I sound fat.


I like bean and cheese cupcakes
 
2013-10-19 04:15:26 PM

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


This article is so unfunny that I now think all women are unfunny.
 
2013-10-19 04:18:01 PM

ChubbyTiger: What's wrong with you people?  It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through.  She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos.  Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

/now, get me a burrito


I think the problem is that this article is so dead-on with the serious feminist insanity that enjoys an audience on the so-called liberal media outlets that this attempt at insanity is, actually, indistinguishable from the way feministas actually think.

See the recent "men need to close their legs on the subway" article.  I think it was from Salon.
 
2013-10-19 04:21:18 PM

GORDON: ChubbyTiger: What's wrong with you people?  It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through.  She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos.  Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

/now, get me a burrito

I think the problem is that this article is so dead-on with the serious feminist insanity that enjoys an audience on the so-called liberal media outlets that this attempt at insanity is, actually, indistinguishable from the way feministas actually think.

See the recent "men need to close their legs on the subway" article.  I think it was from Salon.


Yeah, but Poe's Law really doesn't apply when the article in question IS ON THE HUFFPOST COMEDY PAGE!!!
 
2013-10-19 04:21:28 PM

GORDON: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

This article is so unfunny that I now think all women are unfunny.


Words aren't even funny anymore.
 
2013-10-19 04:21:40 PM
Article was funny.  Butthurt in the thread is even funnier.
 
2013-10-19 04:23:26 PM
YOUR BLOG SUCKS.
 
2013-10-19 04:36:42 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


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2013-10-19 04:43:04 PM
If that was satire, then she's just advancing the notion that women can't be funny.
 
2013-10-19 04:44:08 PM

IntertubeUser: SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]

The prospect of an America without TexMex and Mexican food ... that's not an America I want to live in.

That's why I support unlimited Mexican immigration.  Face it, the average Mexican cooks better than most of us crackers and Latina women are friggin' hot!  Open the gotdamned border!


Whatever you do don't come to Florida. It will absolutely ruin your view on latinas.
 
2013-10-19 05:14:21 PM

albuquerquehalsey: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

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So was Dworkin, such a good job, no figured out she was really Lenny Bruce until she died.,
 
2013-10-19 05:31:35 PM
Look at this! It looks like a bison's penis!
-Chef Ramsay, on a particularly ill-made burrito
 
2013-10-19 05:49:49 PM

FloydA: Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!


Maybe, but it really stings when you get sour cream in the eyes.


media1.break.com
 
2013-10-19 05:54:59 PM

hardinparamedic: Hollie Maea: You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?

And the goal of pulling a tooth is not agony. Both of these situations induced that. Reading this was worse than having to set through a reading of Ayn Rand, or one chapter of Twilight.


Ha.

I tried reading something by Ayn Rand recently (just because I try to read important/classic stuff whenever I find it at the second-hand store.)  UGGGGGHHH.  The ambulance protocol binder is more entertaining.

Also yeah the article was pretty painful, even if it was satire.

Also also burritos are awesome and I don't give a crap about cupcakes (and I'm a girl.)
 
2013-10-19 06:04:14 PM

uber humper: albuquerquehalsey: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

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So was Dworkin, such a good job, no figured out she was really Lenny Bruce until she died.,


That pic looks like what Big Pussy would have looked like if he'd made it into witness protection.

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2013-10-19 06:04:48 PM

Sparky the Fire Dog: I tried reading something by Ayn Rand recently (just because I try to read important/classic stuff whenever I find it at the second-hand store.) UGGGGGHHH. The ambulance protocol binder is more entertaining.

Also yeah the article was pretty painful, even if it was satire.

Also also burritos are awesome and I don't give a crap about cupcakes (and I'm a girl.)


Just made a batch of dark chocolate, chocolate chip, and rum cupcakes. With cream cheese frosting. Just for that, you're not gettin' any [and I'm a guy].

Now, you can crap on Ayn Rand [easy], and you can crap on the article [easier], but ... back away from the cupcakes.
 
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