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(Huffington Post)   "Burritos are a sad attempt to regain control in a world increasingly influenced by women...these cushions of rice, beans and meat actually constitute a matrix of male oppression -- a distillation of the white man's rejection of modernity"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 229
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2013-10-19 12:55:21 PM  

A Terrible Human: offmymeds: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 400x350]

I'm currently eating a pancake so I'm getting a kick out of that picture...


Ha! Me too! Small world, huh?
 
2013-10-19 12:55:42 PM  

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?
 
2013-10-19 12:56:11 PM  

Nabb1: Wat


Came to post this.
 
2013-10-19 12:57:14 PM  

Popular Opinion: Apos: What pretentious gibberish.

i believe it was purposely written that way to mock the original article she was mimicking.
not that i appreciate the headache i started to get from reading it.


*nodding* Terrible satire usually gives me headaches as well.
 
2013-10-19 12:57:42 PM  
I'd like to give her a sampling of my burrito...

/the sourest of creams
 
2013-10-19 12:57:49 PM  

Hollie Maea: You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?


And the goal of pulling a tooth is not agony. Both of these situations induced that. Reading this was worse than having to set through a reading of Ayn Rand, or one chapter of Twilight.
 
2013-10-19 12:58:10 PM  
Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito
 
2013-10-19 12:58:21 PM  

SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]


All the burritos I eat are made by a bunch of white high school kids.
 
2013-10-19 12:58:38 PM  
The last time my fiance ate a burrito, it was one the size of a baby. Go ahead, douchebag author lady... tell us that he's compensating for something and not just really hungry. I dare you.
 
2013-10-19 12:59:13 PM  

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Can you blame them? Given what floats around on the web, especially on sites like tumblr, someone could have easily written this with 100% sincerity. That's why the term "social justice warrior" or "SJW" was coined because those people write things exactly like this satire but, like I said, are completely serious about it. So, how can you tell what's real and what's fake? It's like Poe's Law but for the far left.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:20 PM  
Huffington Post, you say?

i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:00:31 PM  
I laughed.

You haters can eat a bag of hot beef burritos.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:36 PM  

hardinparamedic: Hollie Maea: You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?

And the goal of pulling a tooth is not agony. Both of these situations induced that. Reading this was worse than having to set through a reading of Ayn Rand, or one chapter of Twilight.


Whoa....It wasn't THAT atrocious. Nothing is. NOTHING.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:41 PM  

leevis: SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]

All the burritos I eat are made by a bunch of white high school kids dropouts.


FTFY

/also would have accepted stoners
 
2013-10-19 01:00:41 PM  

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


I think the corn cobs they keep up their asses interfere with the radio signal that sacasmometers need to function effectively.  This is an observation based on years of experience, not just something I noticed today.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:43 PM  
And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

i595.photobucket.com

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.
 
2013-10-19 01:02:10 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

[i595.photobucket.com image 667x500]

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.


Burrito goes where?
 
2013-10-19 01:02:42 PM  

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


or that the there is so much rediculously stupid stuff on the internet it's hard to tell.
If it was real but then didn't see slate or salon as the source.
 
2013-10-19 01:03:26 PM  

uber humper: Doctor Funkenstein: And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

[i595.photobucket.com image 667x500]

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.

Burrito goes where?


I think that's the thing that disturbs me the most about that picture.  There's a chance there's a burrito in there...somewhere.
 
2013-10-19 01:03:47 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
Burrito
 
2013-10-19 01:05:02 PM  
Really?

I used to think so much more highly of Farkers. Yet here it is: 17 of the 23 above posts offering an opinion, express distain-- often mysoginistically-- for a "womYn's" article... which is a CLEARLY STATED eye-rolling satire on an anti-cupcake invective penned by some dude!

Y'all are some stupid people.

/inb4 "white knight" dismissals. I mean it: I used to think Farkers were a higher cut of smart, this is just disillusioning.
 
2013-10-19 01:05:02 PM  

offmymeds: A Terrible Human: offmymeds: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 400x350]

I'm currently eating a pancake so I'm getting a kick out of that picture...

Ha! Me too! Small world, huh?


Two people posting on fark about pancakes they're eating/pancake memes. Yup the world is small and strange.
/Favoriting you as pancake buddy now.
 
2013-10-19 01:07:07 PM  

SilentStrider: Not sure if victim of Poe's Law.


I don't know what that is, but I bet cole slaw would be awesome in a burrito, so I'm going to try that tomorrow.
 
2013-10-19 01:07:14 PM  
Yup, it's satire.  Satire doesn't have to be funny.  How many of you farkers LOL'd when reading Gulliver's Travels?
 
2013-10-19 01:07:26 PM  
Well, didn't read the article but I'm off to eat a burrito now. I hope it's a legitimate burrito so my body can shut that whole thing down. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips...
 
2013-10-19 01:09:01 PM  
Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.
 
2013-10-19 01:10:38 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.


Conservative Tears.  You lose.
 
2013-10-19 01:11:12 PM  

Mister Peejay: SilentStrider: Not sure if victim of Poe's Law.

I don't know what that is, but I bet cole slaw would be awesome in a burrito, so I'm going to try that tomorrow.


I think you're right.  But make it with jicama so it sounds a little more Mexican.
 
2013-10-19 01:12:26 PM  
"in a city where women are way better than them "

ugh. really?
 
GBB
2013-10-19 01:14:31 PM  
 
2013-10-19 01:14:41 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-19 01:15:08 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


wow, you didn't read the article
 
2013-10-19 01:16:06 PM  

gnosis301: Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.

Conservative Tears.  You lose.


Have neither of you seen a 14yo girl pissed off at a clothing emergency?
 
2013-10-19 01:17:06 PM  
People still read huff po?
 
2013-10-19 01:18:29 PM  

brimed03: Really?

I used to think so much more highly of Farkers. Yet here it is: 17 of the 23 above posts offering an opinion, express distain-- often mysoginistically-- for a "womYn's" article... which is a CLEARLY STATED eye-rolling satire on an anti-cupcake invective penned by some dude!

Y'all are some stupid people.

/inb4 "white knight" dismissals. I mean it: I used to think Farkers were a higher cut of smart, this is just disillusioning.


Stop not liking what you do like?  lol

for your efforts

i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:18:55 PM  

thecpt: People still read huff po?


HuffPo is the most widely-read news blog on the web.
 
2013-10-19 01:18:58 PM  
the man's lunch burrito is seemingly unimpeachable. It is substantial but not gluttonous.

She's obviously never been to El Tepeyac in L.A.

i47.tinypic.com

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


This.
 
2013-10-19 01:20:57 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: thecpt: People still read huff po?

HuffPo is the most widely-read news blog on the web.


Really? But they're so bad.

Was Doug racist?!
 
2013-10-19 01:21:19 PM  

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Sarcasm?
 
2013-10-19 01:21:21 PM  
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lol. please don't ban me for this.
 
2013-10-19 01:21:33 PM  
I am so sad I clicked on that link. so happy I have an ad blocker so they didn't get sh...
 
2013-10-19 01:21:40 PM  

vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.


I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.
 
2013-10-19 01:21:59 PM  

gnosis301: Yup, it's satire.  Satire doesn't have to be funny.  How many of you farkers LOL'd when reading Gulliver's Travels?


Dunno, funny to some is tedious to others. I've seen folks in front of my own eyes laugh out loud to Robin Williams. His is the same bodily function schtick as Gulliver's Travels, full of fart jokes and shiat jokes. If you like that scatological humor you probably laugh.

Back to TFA: It's not funny, it's not satire, it's tedious.
 
2013-10-19 01:22:12 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: thecpt: People still read huff po?

HuffPo is the most widely-read news blog on the web.


so are you saying "Yes"?
 
2013-10-19 01:23:34 PM  
Is it possible that burritos, like cupcakes, just taste awesome irrespective of the chromosomal make up of their consumers?

It's quite possible. But nobody says you have to EAT cupcakes. Instead, you could squash the cupcake between your breasts and watch the icing squirt out from between them and run down over your naked body. Then . . . slowly . . . rub the icing over your hardening nipples, you naughty, NAUGHTY girl. And then, for eating the last cupcake, you would of course, have to be punished. By me. And I, um . . . completely lost my train of thought there, but the POINT IS that cupcakes are really, really good.
 
2013-10-19 01:23:36 PM  

Leader O'Cola: "in a city where women are way better than them "

ugh. really?


upload.wikimedia.org

Yes, really.
 
2013-10-19 01:23:47 PM  
foresthillsnyc.files.wordpress.com

Who knew patriarchy could be so yummy?

/I'm fairly certain this is an example of the rather rare left wing example of Poe's Law.
 
2013-10-19 01:23:58 PM  

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]

lol. please don't ban me for this.


You should be banned just for promoting Taco Hell.
 
2013-10-19 01:24:07 PM  

gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.


What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!
 
2013-10-19 01:25:52 PM  
I ain't gettin, I ain't gettin out of bed today, I ain't gettin, I ain't gettin out of bed today,

Keep on skankin' ronnie, Skank the night away, But the time is coming, For us all to pay.
 
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