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(Huffington Post)   "Burritos are a sad attempt to regain control in a world increasingly influenced by women...these cushions of rice, beans and meat actually constitute a matrix of male oppression -- a distillation of the white man's rejection of modernity"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 229
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2013-10-19 09:01:08 AM
Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.
 
2013-10-19 09:09:06 AM
I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos
 
2013-10-19 09:33:43 AM
Moe's knows gender roles.
 
2013-10-19 09:38:35 AM
Wat
 
2013-10-19 09:43:13 AM
wtfamireading.jpg?
 
2013-10-19 09:43:46 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.
 
2013-10-19 09:57:58 AM
This is what happens when Critical Theory leaves the Womyns Studies Dept and tries to proliferate out into society. See also such things as "Connected Knowers" and "The Other."
 
2013-10-19 09:58:28 AM
s.huffpost.com

If you say so
 
2013-10-19 10:09:39 AM
Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.
 
2013-10-19 10:13:39 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Confirmation bias is a powerful thing.
 
2013-10-19 10:23:40 AM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


It's not women and cupcakes that are out of control, it's women and office parties.  It's a scourge that needs to be stopped.  I swear there are people at work who set these parties up just so they have an excuse to eat cake.
 
2013-10-19 10:35:29 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.
 
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2013-10-19 10:38:38 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos


She laps them up.
 
2013-10-19 10:41:40 AM
HuffPost... So someone's not getting paid to write this stuff?

/now if she'd written political satire about Taco Coast Republicans like Cruz, maybe...
 
2013-10-19 10:51:31 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Gee. Thanks for the NEWSFLASH, Einstein...
 
2013-10-19 10:59:51 AM
So you want to associate burritos with gender. Hm hno I can't see it, now tacos and women, that I can see.
 
2013-10-19 11:04:30 AM
Not sure if victim of Poe's Law.
 
2013-10-19 11:07:35 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Don't fark with burrito culture.
 
2013-10-19 11:10:07 AM
This was obviously ghost written by the chick who wrote "Juno".
 
2013-10-19 11:12:54 AM
I suspect that, at a very young age, this woman saw a man sticking his dick into a burrito.
 
2013-10-19 12:22:43 PM
That biatch has too much time to dwell upon herself and way better weed than most.
 
2013-10-19 12:40:16 PM
What she needs is a serious deep dicking.

/burrito strap-on
 
2013-10-19 12:40:25 PM
I thought I loved burritos because they were delicious.
 
2013-10-19 12:41:35 PM
What pretentious gibberish.
 
2013-10-19 12:42:54 PM

make me some tea: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Don't fark with burrito culture.


I didn't choose the burrito life.  It chose me.
 
2013-10-19 12:43:56 PM
The original article she's referring to is a hoot as well. It takes a special kind of verbosity to write an entire article proclaiming you don't like cupcakes.
 
2013-10-19 12:43:58 PM
Alright, I made it through the second paragraph. What do I win? Do I get a burrito?
 
2013-10-19 12:44:27 PM
s.huffpost.com

Dear Ms. Amanda Duberman,
Associate Blog Editor
The Huffington Post,

STFU.

Signed,

The Thinking, Sober World Without Writer's Block Issues.
 
2013-10-19 12:45:01 PM
I hate cold, British burritos.
 
2013-10-19 12:47:18 PM

Mugato: This was obviously ghost written by the chick who wrote "Juno".



+1
 
2013-10-19 12:47:27 PM

the_chief: I hate cold, British burritos.


Wait, is this a thing over there?  Cold burritos?
 
2013-10-19 12:47:43 PM
she sounds fat
 
2013-10-19 12:48:28 PM
The article itself isn't really funny.

Reading the reactions to it by the illiterate is farking hilarious.
 
2013-10-19 12:49:13 PM

Apos: What pretentious gibberish.


i believe it was purposely written that way to mock the original article she was mimicking.
not that i appreciate the headache i started to get from reading it.
 
2013-10-19 12:49:23 PM
Every time you put one of those long, thick, delicious shafts of throbbing meat goodness in your mouth, you subjugate yourself to the male dominated patriarchy.

Or maybe you're a homo. Either way, there are no women involved.
 
2013-10-19 12:49:47 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: make me some tea: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Don't fark with burrito culture.

I didn't choose the burrito life.  It chose me.


WORD.

thecorporatelunchbox.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-19 12:49:50 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


No, it's just not funny.
 
2013-10-19 12:50:17 PM
She's not going to land a husband with that attitude.
 
2013-10-19 12:50:21 PM

T-Servo: HuffPost... So someone's not getting paid to write this stuff?

/now if she'd written political satire about Taco Coast Republicans like Cruz, maybe...


www.gagbay.com
 
2013-10-19 12:50:31 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 12:50:38 PM
Yeah the doctor said I've been swallowing a lot of aggression... along with a lot of burritos.

/should probably switch to pizzas
 
2013-10-19 12:51:05 PM
My god, this article was terrible.

This isn't comedy. This is tragedy.
 
2013-10-19 12:51:10 PM
What's wrong with you people?  It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through.  She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos.  Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

/now, get me a burrito
 
2013-10-19 12:53:05 PM
Okay, I chuckled at this:

"To the same extent a woman could never lean in properly with the "sticky slime between [their] fingers" that Seaton pronounces as an unavoidable consequence of cupcake indulgence, what serious, self-respecting adult man could deliver a killer presentation or seduce a woman after inhaling this halitosis-inducing phallus of self-mockery?"

And yes, this is satire.  How many Farkers are going to think this is real, bypass all of the other comments and immediately comment that the author is a self-righteous twunt?  I'll guess at least 50.
 
2013-10-19 12:53:25 PM

offmymeds: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 400x350]


I'm currently eating a pancake so I'm getting a kick out of that picture...
 
2013-10-19 12:53:45 PM
I think she was trying to be funny and clever. I'm guessing the last line is supposed to be a dig on her own pretentiousness.

Really can't get mad at her for trying (and failing). Maybe it's chick humor.
 
2013-10-19 12:53:57 PM
Given The Drudge Report's recent Salsa Panic, I assumed this was related.
 
2013-10-19 12:54:43 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 12:54:56 PM
At first, I was going to feel a bit annoyed at the ham-handed satire, but then she mentioned Chipotle, so obviously she is not talking about actual burritos.
 
2013-10-19 12:55:04 PM

WickerNipple: The article itself isn't really funny.

Reading the reactions to it by the illiterate is farking hilarious.


comprehension = literacy?
 
2013-10-19 12:55:21 PM

A Terrible Human: offmymeds: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 400x350]

I'm currently eating a pancake so I'm getting a kick out of that picture...


Ha! Me too! Small world, huh?
 
2013-10-19 12:55:42 PM

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?
 
2013-10-19 12:56:11 PM

Nabb1: Wat


Came to post this.
 
2013-10-19 12:57:14 PM

Popular Opinion: Apos: What pretentious gibberish.

i believe it was purposely written that way to mock the original article she was mimicking.
not that i appreciate the headache i started to get from reading it.


*nodding* Terrible satire usually gives me headaches as well.
 
2013-10-19 12:57:42 PM
I'd like to give her a sampling of my burrito...

/the sourest of creams
 
2013-10-19 12:57:49 PM

Hollie Maea: You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?


And the goal of pulling a tooth is not agony. Both of these situations induced that. Reading this was worse than having to set through a reading of Ayn Rand, or one chapter of Twilight.
 
2013-10-19 12:58:10 PM
Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito
 
2013-10-19 12:58:21 PM

SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]


All the burritos I eat are made by a bunch of white high school kids.
 
2013-10-19 12:58:38 PM
The last time my fiance ate a burrito, it was one the size of a baby. Go ahead, douchebag author lady... tell us that he's compensating for something and not just really hungry. I dare you.
 
2013-10-19 12:59:13 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Can you blame them? Given what floats around on the web, especially on sites like tumblr, someone could have easily written this with 100% sincerity. That's why the term "social justice warrior" or "SJW" was coined because those people write things exactly like this satire but, like I said, are completely serious about it. So, how can you tell what's real and what's fake? It's like Poe's Law but for the far left.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:20 PM
Huffington Post, you say?

i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:00:31 PM
I laughed.

You haters can eat a bag of hot beef burritos.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:36 PM

hardinparamedic: Hollie Maea: You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?

And the goal of pulling a tooth is not agony. Both of these situations induced that. Reading this was worse than having to set through a reading of Ayn Rand, or one chapter of Twilight.


Whoa....It wasn't THAT atrocious. Nothing is. NOTHING.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:41 PM

leevis: SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]

All the burritos I eat are made by a bunch of white high school kids dropouts.


FTFY

/also would have accepted stoners
 
2013-10-19 01:00:41 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


I think the corn cobs they keep up their asses interfere with the radio signal that sacasmometers need to function effectively.  This is an observation based on years of experience, not just something I noticed today.
 
2013-10-19 01:00:43 PM
And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

i595.photobucket.com

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.
 
2013-10-19 01:02:10 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

[i595.photobucket.com image 667x500]

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.


Burrito goes where?
 
2013-10-19 01:02:42 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


or that the there is so much rediculously stupid stuff on the internet it's hard to tell.
If it was real but then didn't see slate or salon as the source.
 
2013-10-19 01:03:26 PM

uber humper: Doctor Funkenstein: And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

[i595.photobucket.com image 667x500]

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.

Burrito goes where?


I think that's the thing that disturbs me the most about that picture.  There's a chance there's a burrito in there...somewhere.
 
2013-10-19 01:03:47 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
Burrito
 
2013-10-19 01:05:02 PM
Really?

I used to think so much more highly of Farkers. Yet here it is: 17 of the 23 above posts offering an opinion, express distain-- often mysoginistically-- for a "womYn's" article... which is a CLEARLY STATED eye-rolling satire on an anti-cupcake invective penned by some dude!

Y'all are some stupid people.

/inb4 "white knight" dismissals. I mean it: I used to think Farkers were a higher cut of smart, this is just disillusioning.
 
2013-10-19 01:05:02 PM

offmymeds: A Terrible Human: offmymeds: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 400x350]

I'm currently eating a pancake so I'm getting a kick out of that picture...

Ha! Me too! Small world, huh?


Two people posting on fark about pancakes they're eating/pancake memes. Yup the world is small and strange.
/Favoriting you as pancake buddy now.
 
2013-10-19 01:07:07 PM

SilentStrider: Not sure if victim of Poe's Law.


I don't know what that is, but I bet cole slaw would be awesome in a burrito, so I'm going to try that tomorrow.
 
2013-10-19 01:07:14 PM
Yup, it's satire.  Satire doesn't have to be funny.  How many of you farkers LOL'd when reading Gulliver's Travels?
 
2013-10-19 01:07:26 PM
Well, didn't read the article but I'm off to eat a burrito now. I hope it's a legitimate burrito so my body can shut that whole thing down. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips...
 
2013-10-19 01:09:01 PM
Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.
 
2013-10-19 01:10:38 PM

Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.


Conservative Tears.  You lose.
 
2013-10-19 01:11:12 PM

Mister Peejay: SilentStrider: Not sure if victim of Poe's Law.

I don't know what that is, but I bet cole slaw would be awesome in a burrito, so I'm going to try that tomorrow.


I think you're right.  But make it with jicama so it sounds a little more Mexican.
 
2013-10-19 01:12:26 PM
"in a city where women are way better than them "

ugh. really?
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-10-19 01:14:31 PM
 
2013-10-19 01:14:41 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-19 01:15:08 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


wow, you didn't read the article
 
2013-10-19 01:16:06 PM

gnosis301: Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.

Conservative Tears.  You lose.


Have neither of you seen a 14yo girl pissed off at a clothing emergency?
 
2013-10-19 01:17:06 PM
People still read huff po?
 
2013-10-19 01:18:29 PM

brimed03: Really?

I used to think so much more highly of Farkers. Yet here it is: 17 of the 23 above posts offering an opinion, express distain-- often mysoginistically-- for a "womYn's" article... which is a CLEARLY STATED eye-rolling satire on an anti-cupcake invective penned by some dude!

Y'all are some stupid people.

/inb4 "white knight" dismissals. I mean it: I used to think Farkers were a higher cut of smart, this is just disillusioning.


Stop not liking what you do like?  lol

for your efforts

i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:18:55 PM

thecpt: People still read huff po?


HuffPo is the most widely-read news blog on the web.
 
2013-10-19 01:18:58 PM
the man's lunch burrito is seemingly unimpeachable. It is substantial but not gluttonous.

She's obviously never been to El Tepeyac in L.A.

i47.tinypic.com

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


This.
 
2013-10-19 01:20:57 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: thecpt: People still read huff po?

HuffPo is the most widely-read news blog on the web.


Really? But they're so bad.

Was Doug racist?!
 
2013-10-19 01:21:19 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Sarcasm?
 
2013-10-19 01:21:21 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net


lol. please don't ban me for this.
 
2013-10-19 01:21:33 PM
I am so sad I clicked on that link. so happy I have an ad blocker so they didn't get sh...
 
2013-10-19 01:21:40 PM

vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.


I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.
 
2013-10-19 01:21:59 PM

gnosis301: Yup, it's satire.  Satire doesn't have to be funny.  How many of you farkers LOL'd when reading Gulliver's Travels?


Dunno, funny to some is tedious to others. I've seen folks in front of my own eyes laugh out loud to Robin Williams. His is the same bodily function schtick as Gulliver's Travels, full of fart jokes and shiat jokes. If you like that scatological humor you probably laugh.

Back to TFA: It's not funny, it's not satire, it's tedious.
 
2013-10-19 01:22:12 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: thecpt: People still read huff po?

HuffPo is the most widely-read news blog on the web.


so are you saying "Yes"?
 
2013-10-19 01:23:34 PM
Is it possible that burritos, like cupcakes, just taste awesome irrespective of the chromosomal make up of their consumers?

It's quite possible. But nobody says you have to EAT cupcakes. Instead, you could squash the cupcake between your breasts and watch the icing squirt out from between them and run down over your naked body. Then . . . slowly . . . rub the icing over your hardening nipples, you naughty, NAUGHTY girl. And then, for eating the last cupcake, you would of course, have to be punished. By me. And I, um . . . completely lost my train of thought there, but the POINT IS that cupcakes are really, really good.
 
2013-10-19 01:23:36 PM

Leader O'Cola: "in a city where women are way better than them "

ugh. really?


upload.wikimedia.org

Yes, really.
 
2013-10-19 01:23:47 PM
foresthillsnyc.files.wordpress.com

Who knew patriarchy could be so yummy?

/I'm fairly certain this is an example of the rather rare left wing example of Poe's Law.
 
2013-10-19 01:23:58 PM

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]

lol. please don't ban me for this.


You should be banned just for promoting Taco Hell.
 
2013-10-19 01:24:07 PM

gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.


What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!
 
2013-10-19 01:25:52 PM
I ain't gettin, I ain't gettin out of bed today, I ain't gettin, I ain't gettin out of bed today,

Keep on skankin' ronnie, Skank the night away, But the time is coming, For us all to pay.
 
2013-10-19 01:29:23 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: uber humper: Doctor Funkenstein: And this is the first image I got on a GIS for 'burrito sex.'

[i595.photobucket.com image 667x500]

I guess I'm not really sure what I expected to show up but it wasn't this.

Burrito goes where?

I think that's the thing that disturbs me the most about that picture.  There's a chance there's a burrito in there...somewhere.



Lift up one of the moobs; there's probably all sorts of stuff there.
 
2013-10-19 01:31:21 PM

Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!



Maybe, but it really stings when you get sour cream in the eyes.
 
2013-10-19 01:31:46 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:32:40 PM

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.



Go back to playing with your joystick!
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-19 01:33:01 PM

Felgraf: vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.

I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.


Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.
 
2013-10-19 01:35:56 PM
Lsherm:
It's not women and cupcakes that are out of control, it's women and office parties. It's a scourge that needs to be stopped. I swear there are people at work who set these parties up just so they have an excuse to eat cake.

www.moviequotesandmore.com
 
2013-10-19 01:37:46 PM
"Lately, I've felt especially annoyed by the ubiquity of Americanized burrito purveyors that plague this city block by block. This is a lamentation for which a pithy tweet would have sufficed."

Who farking writes like this?
 
2013-10-19 01:37:53 PM

vygramul: Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.


and of course, in a large population where a measure of "intelligence" {IQ} is measured via a process which produces a normal distribution, the median = the mean anyways......
 
2013-10-19 01:38:45 PM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


Butt-hurt responses to a perceived offense aren't satire.
 
2013-10-19 01:40:23 PM
A burrito is just a form of sandwich for ingredients that would fall out of the two-slabs-of-bread kind. Reading anything else into it is either waaay overthinking it or desperation for a topic to get one's editor off of one's back..
 
2013-10-19 01:43:17 PM

Notabunny: gnosis301: Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.

Conservative Tears.  You lose.

Have neither of you seen a 14yo girl pissed off at a clothing emergency?


Should I be picturing a 14yo girl in her underwear with frustrated angry tears rolling down her cheeks?
 
2013-10-19 01:43:24 PM
fiesta pack ftmfw
 
2013-10-19 01:44:43 PM
Satire of garbage can still be garbage itself.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:43 PM
I wish I was at Taco Del Mar now.
 
2013-10-19 01:45:58 PM

vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-10-19 01:47:14 PM
Lorelle:
the man's lunch burrito is seemingly unimpeachable. It is substantial but not gluttonous.

She's obviously never been to El Tepeyac in L.A.

[i47.tinypic.com image 320x240]


Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed
 
2013-10-19 01:47:42 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos


This here's why I have in a nice shade of happy orange :-)
 
2013-10-19 01:47:42 PM

ReapTheChaos: "Lately, I've felt especially annoyed by the ubiquity of Americanized burrito purveyors that plague this city block by block. This is a lamentation for which a pithy tweet would have sufficed."

Who farking writes like this?


Know who elth wath a pithy tweet?  Yeah, that'th right;
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 01:47:50 PM

SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]


The prospect of an America without TexMex and Mexican food ... that's not an America I want to live in.

That's why I support unlimited Mexican immigration.  Face it, the average Mexican cooks better than most of us crackers and Latina women are friggin' hot!  Open the gotdamned border!
 
2013-10-19 01:48:17 PM
I thought Burritos were what happened when a Burro and a Burra love each other very much.
 
2013-10-19 01:50:41 PM
I had to read the cupcake one to compare.  Yes, cupcakes can be in your face, and who goes to work and gets free burritos on a semi-frequent basis?  I wanna work there.
/i know it was satire, the cupcake one was just less bad
 
2013-10-19 01:52:32 PM

Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!


The only problem with them is that the sour cream gets runny from the heat and it oozes all over your hand and down your chin.
 
2013-10-19 01:53:12 PM

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.


Damn that is funny.
 
2013-10-19 01:54:57 PM

Rincewind53: You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-19 01:55:14 PM

NutWrench: Is it possible that burritos, like cupcakes, just taste awesome irrespective of the chromosomal make up of their consumers?

It's quite possible. But nobody says you have to EAT cupcakes. Instead, you could squash the cupcake between your breasts and watch the icing squirt out from between them and run down over your naked body. Then . . . slowly . . . rub the icing over your hardening nipples, you naughty, NAUGHTY girl. And then, for eating the last cupcake, you would of course, have to be punished. By me. And I, um . . . completely lost my train of thought there, but the POINT IS that cupcakes are really, really good.


*golfclap*
 
2013-10-19 01:56:27 PM
That article reads like some food snob on a diet raging because their coworkers are enjoying a really good lowbrow meal and they're pissed they can't have any.
 
2013-10-19 01:57:21 PM

BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed


Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.
 
2013-10-19 01:58:10 PM
On the one hand, this is all clearly very silly.

Then again, there's an element of truth to it. If you've never farked a burrito, you owe it to yourself. Mmm... ¡picante!
 
2013-10-19 01:58:41 PM
"Comedy"

...or a failed attempt thereof
 
2013-10-19 01:58:48 PM
Dingbat!
 
2013-10-19 01:59:19 PM

give me doughnuts: Notabunny: gnosis301: Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.

Conservative Tears.  You lose.

Have neither of you seen a 14yo girl pissed off at a clothing emergency?

Should I be picturing a 14yo girl in her underwear with frustrated angry tears rolling down her cheeks?


...

I... have no response to that.

/chris hansen does tho
 
2013-10-19 01:59:56 PM

the_chief: I hate cold, British burritos.


Chinese burritos are tiny.

And crunchy.
 
2013-10-19 02:00:34 PM

Gergesa: gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.

Damn that is funny.


What, guys with eating disorders (they can't line up the food with their mouths)? You're a twisted human being..
 
2013-10-19 02:01:21 PM
Eating seafood is the cannibalistic objectification of womens' needs!
 
2013-10-19 02:02:23 PM

Mister Peejay: Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!

The only problem with them is that the sour cream gets runny from the heat and it oozes all over your hand and down your chin.


don't waste any!!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-19 02:04:05 PM

gravebayne2: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 480x541]


lol. please don't ban me for this.


Don't worry. Rule 34 has your back.

I never knew Nicholas Cage did burrito porn before he made it in movies.
 
2013-10-19 02:04:53 PM
Somewhere, out there, some sick bastard is going around saying "this is pretty good, you should become a writer".
 
2013-10-19 02:07:16 PM
Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito.
 
2013-10-19 02:07:26 PM

Lorelle: BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed

Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

[s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 300x400]

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.


Presentation leaves a lot to be desired. I tend to be turned off by food that looks like a plate vomit before being chewed. I don't care how good it tastes, appearance, texture, and smell are big parts of the experience.
 
2013-10-19 02:09:33 PM
Sometimes, people call what they write "satire" even though they firmly believe every word they say. If anyone calls them on it, they just use the "just kidding" defence. This is the height of intellectual dishonesty.
 
2013-10-19 02:15:44 PM

ReverendJynxed: Lorelle: BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed

Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

[s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 300x400]

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.

Presentation leaves a lot to be desired. I tend to be turned off by food that looks like a plate vomit before being chewed. I don't care how good it tastes, appearance, texture, and smell are big parts of the experience.


Your loss then. Enjoy your fancy visually impressive mouthful of sawdust.
 
2013-10-19 02:18:32 PM
Rice has no place in a burrito, you philistines!
 
2013-10-19 02:20:18 PM
Sometimes a cigar is just a blog that sucks.


www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-10-19 02:22:05 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-19 02:22:17 PM
Lorelle:
Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

Guacamole is green ketchup.  It's the condiment you use when mayonnaise is too spicy and adventurous.
 
2013-10-19 02:23:28 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


Oh, that's sad.
 
2013-10-19 02:23:39 PM
what happened here, are people just pretending to take satire seriously and get upset about it?
have we become so meta ironic that I'm now just a confused stroke victim wondering how this language thing works?
are we really this willfully obtuse and angry?
 
2013-10-19 02:23:59 PM

vygramul: Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.


I realized that was likely the case, I just.. people always quote that Carlin bit as if it were profound wisdom, and it's both amusing and irritating that it shows that the speaker (and, apparently carlin) do (or, in Carlin's case, did not) understand how averages work.
 
2013-10-19 02:26:09 PM

Mister Peejay: Lorelle:
Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

Guacamole is green ketchup.  It's the condiment you use when mayonnaise is too spicy and adventurous.


Ohio,the Land of Guacamole
 
2013-10-19 02:29:18 PM
Is this a parody of Drudge's Salsa rant?
 
2013-10-19 02:29:26 PM
I think the HuffPo writer NEEDS a Buritto, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!


Uptite, anal retentive Feminazi

/just sayin

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2013-10-19 02:30:27 PM

Lorelle: BStorm: Dammit, now I have to go down there for lunch. Note sure if I hate you cause it's a half hour drive or I love you cause El Tepeyac.

/Hollenbeck burrito, here I come.
//RIP Manuel, you're missed

Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

[s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 300x400]

Manuel was an Este Los legend. He's definitely missed.


Stahp. I am hungered.
 
2013-10-19 02:30:48 PM

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


This.

A giant hipster douche writes an article that sounds like the average hipster prattle and she expects people to detect that it's satire, failing to realize it's not funny and she's still an unfunny hipater twat?
 
2013-10-19 02:30:54 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Today I learned Rincewin53 thinks farkers read the articles.
 
2013-10-19 02:31:57 PM

Mister Peejay: Lorelle:
Hollenbeck, you said? Don't forget the guac. Lotsa guac.

Guacamole is green ketchup.  It's the condiment you use when mayonnaise is too spicy and adventurous.



Know how I know you have never had guacamole?
 
IP
2013-10-19 02:34:06 PM

Nabb1: Wat


^
 
2013-10-19 02:34:08 PM
Meh ... deconstruction is silly either way.

That said, I wanna order out tonight.  I need refried beans.

/also hate office parties
//don't like eating for entertainment
 
2013-10-19 02:34:37 PM

vpb: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos

She laps them up.


Lickety split.
 
2013-10-19 02:36:24 PM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


When they have to tell you they are satirizing something, then they're really not.

Of course I could be wrong, I'm just making a educated zeitgeist.
 
2013-10-19 02:37:45 PM

johnnieconnie: wtfamireading.jpg?


Man, I hate weekends.
 
2013-10-19 02:40:27 PM
Go home, you are drunk.

And no one wants you.
 
2013-10-19 02:41:36 PM

GBB: This guy
[d233eq3e3p3cv0.cloudfront.net image 700x310]


Brilliant!
 
2013-10-19 02:42:36 PM

baconbeard: Sometimes, people call what they write "satire" even though they firmly believe every word they say. If anyone calls them on it, they just use the "just kidding" defence. This is the height of intellectual dishonesty.


You're an idiot. Just kidding.
 
2013-10-19 02:46:13 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Yep. I clicked on these comments just to enjoy the derp from the usual overly defensive, less intellectually keen bunch.

"Huurrrr dumb biatch, make me a sammich, dum articul!"
 
2013-10-19 02:48:32 PM

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


And another one who doesn't understand satire. It's not supposed to give you belly laughs, junior.

Oh, go play GTA, then.
 
2013-10-19 02:56:31 PM

MadAzza: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Yep. I clicked on these comments just to enjoy the derp from the usual overly defensive, less intellectually keen bunch.

"Huurrrr dumb biatch, make me a sammich, dum articul!"


MadAzza: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

And another one who doesn't understand satire. It's not supposed to give you belly laughs, junior.

Oh, go play GTA, then.


Well, I hate to interrupt your exercise in self-valuation through affirmations of intellectual superiority and smugness, but the article is in the "Comedy" section of HuffPo

/easy on the mayo
 
2013-10-19 02:58:29 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Kinda sad that us conservatives can't tell the difference.

Ball is in your court fark libs.

Slutter McGee
 
2013-10-19 02:59:44 PM
cdn.themetapicture.com
 
2013-10-19 02:59:49 PM

Cubansaltyballs: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

This.

A giant hipster douche writes an article that sounds like the average hipster prattle and she expects people to detect that it's satire, failing to realize it's not funny and she's still an unfunny hipater twat?


Did you miss the big red header that said 'COMEDY' at the top of the page?
 
2013-10-19 03:01:40 PM

Nemo's Brother: Nothing more amusing than pseudo-intellectual  liberal rage.


I don't know...watching you FAIL is pretty funny.
 
2013-10-19 03:01:47 PM

Danger Avoid Death: baconbeard: Sometimes, people call what they write "satire" even though they firmly believe every word they say. If anyone calls them on it, they just use the "just kidding" defence. This is the height of intellectual dishonesty.

You're an idiot. Just kidding.


women do it all the time.
 
2013-10-19 03:04:51 PM

the_chief: I hate cold, British burritos.


for some reason i found this admission quite amusing.
 
2013-10-19 03:06:19 PM

Felgraf: vygramul: Yeah, well, I was playing off of what Carlin said, so my source material was limited.

I realized that was likely the case, I just.. people always quote that Carlin bit as if it were profound wisdom, and it's both amusing and irritating that it shows that the speaker (and, apparently carlin) do (or, in Carlin's case, did not) understand how averages work.


I don't think you understand how comedy works.
 
2013-10-19 03:08:14 PM
Now that the thread is over, I wanted to get serious for a minute.  I know, I'm not typically known for my serious conversations and I'll promise to keep it brief and never let it happen again.

The reasons it was clear this article was satire/sarcasm/mockery from the get go is because a) the writer is a woman so you can't take anything she says or writes as fact and b) because burritos are actually part of a Zionist plan along with salsa to Mexicanize the world and turn us all brown.
 
2013-10-19 03:13:55 PM
these cushions of rice, beans and meat

That makes me want to stick my dick into one.  Sounds like it would feel amazing.
 
2013-10-19 03:14:22 PM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


This.  It's funny too.
 
2013-10-19 03:17:41 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


she got her titties in a twist because someone said they think cupcakes are for flaky women. As a flaky woman, she didnt like it, and wrote this lame 'article' with really bad humor in it.
 
2013-10-19 03:19:41 PM

Felgraf: vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.

I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.


Assuming a normal distribution of scores in the population, the mean, median, and mode are the same value.  IQ, specifically, is deliberately designed so that the distribution of intelligence scores assumes the shape of a normal distribution.  And given the large number of variables that conform to the normal distribution, one can assume that satire detection sensitivity would as well.  So your statistical outrage fails.
 
2013-10-19 03:24:57 PM

MrHappyRotter: The reasons it was clear this article was satire/sarcasm/mockery from the get go is because a) the writer is a woman so you can't take anything she says or writes as fact and b) because burritos are actually part of a Zionist plan along with salsa to Mexicanize the world and turn us all brown.


Why is this bad? Think of all the extra money people will have by not wasting $$ on fake tans. That money can then be spent on worthwhile things such as burritos, which will stimulate the economy.
 
2013-10-19 03:25:20 PM
So this is a satirical response to this idiot's actual invective against sexist cupcakes.

OK. I can see that.
 
2013-10-19 03:31:49 PM

LemSkroob: she got her titties in a twist because someone said they think cupcakes are for flaky women.


Mmmmm. Tittie twists. My favorite pastries.
 
2013-10-19 04:00:25 PM
This sounds like something they'd have on the radio in GTA 5.
 
2013-10-19 04:04:26 PM
I like cupcakes AND burritos.

I sound fat.
 
2013-10-19 04:05:38 PM

Felgraf: vygramul: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.

I hate that quote, whether with regard to intelligence (where it's usually used), or hear because

AVERAGES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *morbo.jpg*

MEDIANS work that way. Averages do not.


Actually, mean, median, and mode are all valid as an average.  Mean is what is usually meant when people are talking about average, but technically, they all work.  Even wikipedia backs me up on that.

/Technically correct.
//The best kind of correct.
 
2013-10-19 04:10:17 PM

Moonfisher: I like cupcakes AND burritos.

I sound fat.


I like bean and cheese cupcakes
 
2013-10-19 04:15:26 PM

pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.


This article is so unfunny that I now think all women are unfunny.
 
2013-10-19 04:18:01 PM

ChubbyTiger: What's wrong with you people?  It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through.  She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos.  Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

/now, get me a burrito


I think the problem is that this article is so dead-on with the serious feminist insanity that enjoys an audience on the so-called liberal media outlets that this attempt at insanity is, actually, indistinguishable from the way feministas actually think.

See the recent "men need to close their legs on the subway" article.  I think it was from Salon.
 
2013-10-19 04:21:18 PM

GORDON: ChubbyTiger: What's wrong with you people?  It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through.  She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos.  Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

/now, get me a burrito

I think the problem is that this article is so dead-on with the serious feminist insanity that enjoys an audience on the so-called liberal media outlets that this attempt at insanity is, actually, indistinguishable from the way feministas actually think.

See the recent "men need to close their legs on the subway" article.  I think it was from Salon.


Yeah, but Poe's Law really doesn't apply when the article in question IS ON THE HUFFPOST COMEDY PAGE!!!
 
2013-10-19 04:21:28 PM

GORDON: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

This article is so unfunny that I now think all women are unfunny.


Words aren't even funny anymore.
 
2013-10-19 04:21:40 PM
Article was funny.  Butthurt in the thread is even funnier.
 
2013-10-19 04:23:26 PM
YOUR BLOG SUCKS.
 
2013-10-19 04:36:42 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


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2013-10-19 04:43:04 PM
If that was satire, then she's just advancing the notion that women can't be funny.
 
2013-10-19 04:44:08 PM

IntertubeUser: SirTanon: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 300x450]

The prospect of an America without TexMex and Mexican food ... that's not an America I want to live in.

That's why I support unlimited Mexican immigration.  Face it, the average Mexican cooks better than most of us crackers and Latina women are friggin' hot!  Open the gotdamned border!


Whatever you do don't come to Florida. It will absolutely ruin your view on latinas.
 
2013-10-19 05:14:21 PM

albuquerquehalsey: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

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media1.s-nbcnews.com

So was Dworkin, such a good job, no figured out she was really Lenny Bruce until she died.,
 
2013-10-19 05:31:35 PM
Look at this! It looks like a bison's penis!
-Chef Ramsay, on a particularly ill-made burrito
 
2013-10-19 05:49:49 PM

FloydA: Notabunny: gravebayne2:
lol. please don't ban me for this.

What? Everybody loves a sale on burritos!


Maybe, but it really stings when you get sour cream in the eyes.


media1.break.com
 
2013-10-19 05:54:59 PM

hardinparamedic: Hollie Maea: You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?

And the goal of pulling a tooth is not agony. Both of these situations induced that. Reading this was worse than having to set through a reading of Ayn Rand, or one chapter of Twilight.


Ha.

I tried reading something by Ayn Rand recently (just because I try to read important/classic stuff whenever I find it at the second-hand store.)  UGGGGGHHH.  The ambulance protocol binder is more entertaining.

Also yeah the article was pretty painful, even if it was satire.

Also also burritos are awesome and I don't give a crap about cupcakes (and I'm a girl.)
 
2013-10-19 06:04:14 PM

uber humper: albuquerquehalsey: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

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img.fark.net

So was Dworkin, such a good job, no figured out she was really Lenny Bruce until she died.,


That pic looks like what Big Pussy would have looked like if he'd made it into witness protection.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-19 06:04:48 PM

Sparky the Fire Dog: I tried reading something by Ayn Rand recently (just because I try to read important/classic stuff whenever I find it at the second-hand store.) UGGGGGHHH. The ambulance protocol binder is more entertaining.

Also yeah the article was pretty painful, even if it was satire.

Also also burritos are awesome and I don't give a crap about cupcakes (and I'm a girl.)


Just made a batch of dark chocolate, chocolate chip, and rum cupcakes. With cream cheese frosting. Just for that, you're not gettin' any [and I'm a guy].

Now, you can crap on Ayn Rand [easy], and you can crap on the article [easier], but ... back away from the cupcakes.
 
2013-10-19 06:18:06 PM

headstone: Just made a batch of dark chocolate, chocolate chip, and rum cupcakes. With cream cheese frosting. Just for that, you're not gettin' any [and I'm a guy].

Now, you can crap on Ayn Rand [easy], and you can crap on the article [easier], but ... back away from the cupcakes.


Got no problem with cupcakes, just generally prefer meat and cheese to sugar and don't care how it's decorated.  Have at 'em!

(Also, I have to like you because you have good quotations in your profile.  I'm particularly a Terry Pratchett fan.)
 
2013-10-19 06:27:33 PM
Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito, just like a twatwaffle's just a twatwaffle.

Isn't that RIGHT, AUTHOUR...
 
2013-10-19 06:45:26 PM

Colin O'Scopy: Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito, just like a twatwaffle's just a twatwaffle.


Unless it's a yummy twatwaffle with strawberries and whipped cream.

You can get those here:

i263.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 07:03:57 PM

Hollie Maea: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

You do realize that the goal of satire is not necessarily humor, right?


Do yourself a favor and don't comment on criticism if you can't even be bothered to read the article.

FTA: "In the end, women eat with their eyes. Men eat with their loins. If it is permissible to employ women's insecurity as an argumentative device, I can only assume men who eat burritos are compensating for something."

hmmm, cracking dick jokes. So yeah, I can say with certainty that her attempt was satire by exaggeration and humor. It's still not funny. And you aren't as clever as you think you are.
 
2013-10-19 07:25:47 PM
pedobearapproved:  ... cracking dick jokes.

Hey, it's all fun and games until someone cracks a dick.
 
2013-10-19 07:40:11 PM

Lsherm: It's not women and cupcakes that are out of control, it's women and office parties. It's a scourge that needs to be stopped. I swear there are people at work who set these parties up just so they have an excuse to eat cake.


It's because they can't just eat something themselves if they want it. They have to push it on everyone else so they're not the only one eating junk, because that makes it ok. "Do you want ice cream?" really means "I want ice cream and so do you."
 
2013-10-19 08:02:18 PM
I didn't come here to pile on, however...

Lately, I've felt especially annoyed by the ubiquity of Americanized burrito purveyors that plague this city block by block. This is a lamentation for which a pithy tweet would have sufficed. But after seeing that Matt Seaton's "The trouble with cupcakes,"

I'm not sure if it's the trite NYC prose, the comical use of poor idiom and metaphor, or the fact that in less than one paragraph I can tell she would be the first person on Earth voted to be sacrificed to invading aliens.

I think that when you take those factors out of the equation, she still is one of the most recockulous persons whose ego-trip crap I've had the misfortune to read.

So, go, woman!! Run to the buffet!! You have nothing to offer anyone other than being the object of our scorn.

Happy Thanksgiving!
 
2013-10-19 08:18:09 PM
Wow, the HufPo goes above, and beyond, everyday to prove they are Suck
But, that piece of gargled guck, stands out as one of their worst
That EuroTrash piece of shiat needs to go back home where she belongs
 
2013-10-19 08:26:45 PM

Lorelle: the man's lunch burrito is seemingly unimpeachable. It is substantial but not gluttonous.

She's obviously never been to El Tepeyac in L.A.

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Wow!  Used to commute to a project in downtown L.A. (from San Diego) within lunch distance of that.  Wish I were still on that gig just so I could check that place out.  2.5 hrs is too far to commute for it, but maybe i can stop by on my way to Santa Barbara sometime.
 
2013-10-19 08:35:01 PM

brimed03: I mean it: I used to think Farkers were a higher cut of smart.



Well theres your problem right there.

Did you just recently get sober or something?
 
2013-10-19 09:50:35 PM

SilentStrider: Not sure if victim of Poe's Law.



But after seeing that Matt Seaton's "The trouble with cupcakes," a railing invective against cupcakes and their deleterious effect on women's empowerment, was the most viewed article on The Guardian, I thought I'd be all Zeitgeist-y and needlessly project a personal grievance upon lazily derived assumptions about the opposite sex.
There's no Poe's Law to be had there, just a bunch of morons who didn't RTFA.
 
2013-10-19 09:51:55 PM

johnny_vegas: MadAzza: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Yep. I clicked on these comments just to enjoy the derp from the usual overly defensive, less intellectually keen bunch.

"Huurrrr dumb biatch, make me a sammich, dum articul!"

MadAzza: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

And another one who doesn't understand satire. It's not supposed to give you belly laughs, junior.

Oh, go play GTA, then.

Well, I hate to interrupt your exercise in self-valuation through affirmations of intellectual superiority and smugness, but the article is in the "Comedy" section of HuffPo

/easy on the mayo


Yes, satire is a form of comedy. Again, not the belly-laugh kind.

This is so hard to explain to people who are stupid.
 
2013-10-19 10:11:05 PM
Just because you CALL something satire doesn't mean it IS satire.

Like a pencil, satire needs to have a point. Satire without a point is as worthless as a pencil without lead.
 
2013-10-19 10:14:49 PM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


You really are a Wizzard.
 
2013-10-19 10:28:17 PM

MadAzza: Yes, satire is a form of comedy. Again, not the belly-laugh kind.

This is so hard to explain to people who are stupid.


What about astronomically bad "satire" from stupid people who think they're clever?
 
2013-10-19 10:31:21 PM

baconbeard: MadAzza: Yes, satire is a form of comedy. Again, not the belly-laugh kind.

This is so hard to explain to people who are stupid.

What about astronomically bad "satire" from stupid people who think they're clever?


We call that "Saturday Night Live".
 
2013-10-19 10:32:51 PM

baconbeard: MadAzza: Yes, satire is a form of comedy. Again, not the belly-laugh kind.

This is so hard to explain to people who are stupid.

What about astronomically bad "satire" from stupid people who think they're clever?


Technically, still satire.
 
2013-10-19 10:33:55 PM

MadAzza: johnny_vegas: MadAzza: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Yep. I clicked on these comments just to enjoy the derp from the usual overly defensive, less intellectually keen bunch.

"Huurrrr dumb biatch, make me a sammich, dum articul!"

MadAzza: pedobearapproved: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

No, it's just not funny.

And another one who doesn't understand satire. It's not supposed to give you belly laughs, junior.

Oh, go play GTA, then.

Well, I hate to interrupt your exercise in self-valuation through affirmations of intellectual superiority and smugness, but the article is in the "Comedy" section of HuffPo

/easy on the mayo

Yes, satire is a form of comedy. Again, not the belly-laugh kind.

This is so hard to explain to people who are stupid.


when satire is meant to be funny, it belongs in comedy, when it is meant to be social commentary it belongs elsewhere...this is neither....yes, very insightful and scathing dick humor.  it is just not that clever and neither are you....get over yourself.
 
2013-10-19 10:49:33 PM
Getting a kick out of the fact that I just finished a burrito, in a bowl, with extra meat, rice, beans and cheese, from Chipotle!

Now I want a cupcake!!

And maybe some ice cream!!!
 
2013-10-19 11:15:16 PM
Sorry, time is more precious to me than reading that clusterfornication. Get better drugs or get laid*, lady.

/* why not both!
 
2013-10-19 11:30:32 PM
Twaddle from a twatwaffle.
 
2013-10-20 12:18:31 AM

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lol. please don't ban me for this.


LO-f'ing-L!!!! The fact too that you left the feet in the second one makes it even more funny!
 
2013-10-20 12:59:08 AM
I came in here to sponsor the first person who correctly points out that only Philistines consider rice an appropriate filling for a burrito. I was not disappointed.
 
2013-10-20 01:36:34 AM
Uuuuh, I hope whoever wrote this gets diabetes....
 
2013-10-20 04:31:10 AM

Gyrfalcon: Just because you CALL something satire doesn't mean it IS satire.

Like a pencil, satire needs to have a point. Satire without a point is as worthless as a pencil without lead.


I just want to say that you can still put a real sharp point on that leadless pencil and put someone's eye out.

thumbs.ebaystatic.com
 
2013-10-20 07:39:18 AM

flucto: I came in here to sponsor the first person who correctly points out that only Philistines consider rice an appropriate filling for a burrito. I was not disappointed.


Thanks! I will use this month to point out all the culinary ills that afflict us!
 
2013-10-20 10:55:20 AM

Gyrfalcon: Just because you CALL something satire doesn't mean it IS satire.

Like a pencil, satire needs to have a point. Satire without a point is as worthless as a pencil without lead.


Pencils have lead?
 
2013-10-20 11:52:31 AM
I'm not sure what I just read, but now I'm craving burritos.
 
2013-10-20 12:09:33 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Is that because it wasn't funny?

/lost me at 'ubiquity'
 
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