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(Huffington Post)   "Burritos are a sad attempt to regain control in a world increasingly influenced by women...these cushions of rice, beans and meat actually constitute a matrix of male oppression -- a distillation of the white man's rejection of modernity"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 229
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2013-10-19 09:01:08 AM
Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.
 
2013-10-19 09:09:06 AM
I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos
 
2013-10-19 09:33:43 AM
Moe's knows gender roles.
 
2013-10-19 09:38:35 AM
Wat
 
2013-10-19 09:43:13 AM
wtfamireading.jpg?
 
2013-10-19 09:43:46 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.


You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.
 
2013-10-19 09:57:58 AM
This is what happens when Critical Theory leaves the Womyns Studies Dept and tries to proliferate out into society. See also such things as "Connected Knowers" and "The Other."
 
2013-10-19 09:58:28 AM
s.huffpost.com

If you say so
 
2013-10-19 10:09:39 AM
Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.
 
2013-10-19 10:13:39 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Confirmation bias is a powerful thing.
 
2013-10-19 10:23:40 AM

Rincewind53: Cubansaltyballs: Wow. That author is a stuck-up c*nt. I hope she gets treatment for her Narcissistic Personality Disorder before gets consumed with her own sense self of awesomeness.

You're really bad at detecting satire, aren't you?

I mean, she comes right out and says multiple times that she's making fun of another article that did a similar thing, but for cupcakes and women.


It's not women and cupcakes that are out of control, it's women and office parties.  It's a scourge that needs to be stopped.  I swear there are people at work who set these parties up just so they have an excuse to eat cake.
 
2013-10-19 10:35:29 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Think about how bad the average Farker is at telling what's sarcasm/satire, and then realize half of 'em are worse at it.
 
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2013-10-19 10:38:38 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't even want to hear about what she thinks of tacos


She laps them up.
 
2013-10-19 10:41:40 AM
HuffPost... So someone's not getting paid to write this stuff?

/now if she'd written political satire about Taco Coast Republicans like Cruz, maybe...
 
2013-10-19 10:51:31 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Gee. Thanks for the NEWSFLASH, Einstein...
 
2013-10-19 10:59:51 AM
So you want to associate burritos with gender. Hm hno I can't see it, now tacos and women, that I can see.
 
2013-10-19 11:04:30 AM
Not sure if victim of Poe's Law.
 
2013-10-19 11:07:35 AM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


Don't fark with burrito culture.
 
2013-10-19 11:10:07 AM
This was obviously ghost written by the chick who wrote "Juno".
 
2013-10-19 11:12:54 AM
I suspect that, at a very young age, this woman saw a man sticking his dick into a burrito.
 
2013-10-19 12:22:43 PM
That biatch has too much time to dwell upon herself and way better weed than most.
 
2013-10-19 12:40:16 PM
What she needs is a serious deep dicking.

/burrito strap-on
 
2013-10-19 12:40:25 PM
I thought I loved burritos because they were delicious.
 
2013-10-19 12:41:35 PM
What pretentious gibberish.
 
2013-10-19 12:42:54 PM

make me some tea: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Don't fark with burrito culture.


I didn't choose the burrito life.  It chose me.
 
2013-10-19 12:43:56 PM
The original article she's referring to is a hoot as well. It takes a special kind of verbosity to write an entire article proclaiming you don't like cupcakes.
 
2013-10-19 12:43:58 PM
Alright, I made it through the second paragraph. What do I win? Do I get a burrito?
 
2013-10-19 12:44:27 PM
s.huffpost.com

Dear Ms. Amanda Duberman,
Associate Blog Editor
The Huffington Post,

STFU.

Signed,

The Thinking, Sober World Without Writer's Block Issues.
 
2013-10-19 12:45:01 PM
I hate cold, British burritos.
 
2013-10-19 12:47:18 PM

Mugato: This was obviously ghost written by the chick who wrote "Juno".



+1
 
2013-10-19 12:47:27 PM

the_chief: I hate cold, British burritos.


Wait, is this a thing over there?  Cold burritos?
 
2013-10-19 12:47:43 PM
she sounds fat
 
2013-10-19 12:48:28 PM
The article itself isn't really funny.

Reading the reactions to it by the illiterate is farking hilarious.
 
2013-10-19 12:49:13 PM

Apos: What pretentious gibberish.


i believe it was purposely written that way to mock the original article she was mimicking.
not that i appreciate the headache i started to get from reading it.
 
2013-10-19 12:49:23 PM
Every time you put one of those long, thick, delicious shafts of throbbing meat goodness in your mouth, you subjugate yourself to the male dominated patriarchy.

Or maybe you're a homo. Either way, there are no women involved.
 
2013-10-19 12:49:47 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: make me some tea: Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.

Don't fark with burrito culture.

I didn't choose the burrito life.  It chose me.


WORD.

thecorporatelunchbox.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-19 12:49:50 PM

Rincewind53: Today I learned the average Farker really sucks at telling what's sarcasm/satire.


No, it's just not funny.
 
2013-10-19 12:50:17 PM
She's not going to land a husband with that attitude.
 
2013-10-19 12:50:21 PM

T-Servo: HuffPost... So someone's not getting paid to write this stuff?

/now if she'd written political satire about Taco Coast Republicans like Cruz, maybe...


www.gagbay.com
 
2013-10-19 12:50:31 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 12:50:38 PM
Yeah the doctor said I've been swallowing a lot of aggression... along with a lot of burritos.

/should probably switch to pizzas
 
2013-10-19 12:51:05 PM
My god, this article was terrible.

This isn't comedy. This is tragedy.
 
2013-10-19 12:51:10 PM
What's wrong with you people?  It wasn't Twain, but I was smiling the whole way through.  She did an admirable job mocking the cupcake article and managing to work sex politics into a discussion about burritos.  Well played, reasonably-funny-chick.

/now, get me a burrito
 
2013-10-19 12:53:05 PM
Okay, I chuckled at this:

"To the same extent a woman could never lean in properly with the "sticky slime between [their] fingers" that Seaton pronounces as an unavoidable consequence of cupcake indulgence, what serious, self-respecting adult man could deliver a killer presentation or seduce a woman after inhaling this halitosis-inducing phallus of self-mockery?"

And yes, this is satire.  How many Farkers are going to think this is real, bypass all of the other comments and immediately comment that the author is a self-righteous twunt?  I'll guess at least 50.
 
2013-10-19 12:53:25 PM

offmymeds: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 400x350]


I'm currently eating a pancake so I'm getting a kick out of that picture...
 
2013-10-19 12:53:45 PM
I think she was trying to be funny and clever. I'm guessing the last line is supposed to be a dig on her own pretentiousness.

Really can't get mad at her for trying (and failing). Maybe it's chick humor.
 
2013-10-19 12:53:57 PM
Given The Drudge Report's recent Salsa Panic, I assumed this was related.
 
2013-10-19 12:54:43 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-19 12:54:56 PM
At first, I was going to feel a bit annoyed at the ham-handed satire, but then she mentioned Chipotle, so obviously she is not talking about actual burritos.
 
2013-10-19 12:55:04 PM

WickerNipple: The article itself isn't really funny.

Reading the reactions to it by the illiterate is farking hilarious.


comprehension = literacy?
 
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