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(Jezebel)   Turns out the fee to join the Mile High Club is only $250. Though, unlike all those videos subby watched, the hot stewardess won't join in   (jezebel.com) divider line 38
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9803 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2013 at 9:51 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-19 09:55:16 AM  
Heh. That's because in reality, hot stewardii don't exist.
 
2013-10-19 09:56:10 AM  
If you've ever flown allegiant, you know there are no hot stewardesses
 
2013-10-19 10:03:44 AM  
Hot stewardess thread? Okay, I'm game...

www.strangepersons.com

gordonkeith.files.wordpress.com

thepublichistorian.files.wordpress.com

/ shall I continue?
 
2013-10-19 10:09:50 AM  
Did I read that correctly? They didn't know each other?
 
2013-10-19 10:10:57 AM  
They've never heard of a blanket?
 
2013-10-19 10:11:01 AM  
I'm just a private pilot, not commercial.  I can't charge you anything.
i1.ytimg.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RZfWVlTxc
 
2013-10-19 10:11:29 AM  
Aww, I wanted to post the southwest girls :'(
 
2013-10-19 10:15:17 AM  
I used to be involved with a *name of European airline here* stewardess back about 13 years ago, she was very firmly a member of the Mile High Club. She had farked some of the executives of her airline in First Class, not sure if that was a perk for her or for them but she loved it.
I never joined.
It's kind of exciting I guess to be able to say you did it, but I considered my fellow passengers and how they might not be into it. It's pretty selfish having sex, and trust me people know you're having sex, in the same confined space as other people that don't want to be witness that.
I'm not a prude, I've had group sex, I've had sex and been watched by others, but the voyeurs were always willing. I don't get off on imposing my kink on others.
Maybe that's the attraction of the Mile High Club? Making others uncomfortable? Or is it just simply a 'must-do', a 'bucket-list item' that we've been sold by glamorous celebs and fictitious porn?
 
2013-10-19 10:16:35 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Heh. That's because in reality, hot stewardii don't exist.


i is the masuline pluralization...
 
2013-10-19 10:17:31 AM  
Man On A Mission:

/ shall I continue?

YES!

Bonus points times eleventy brazilian if you find any El-Al hotness.
 
2013-10-19 10:20:18 AM  
Not a bookmark posted while bored from an airport gate right now.
 
2013-10-19 10:20:45 AM  
Ugh, it would be like having sex in a porta potty.

/travels a lot for work
//flight was delayed last night because someone "soiled" their seat and it had to be replaced
///which allowed the toddler seated next to me to keep kicking me for another 20 minutes
 
2013-10-19 10:20:49 AM  

MBooda: I'm just a private pilot, not commercial.  I can't charge you anything.
[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RZfWVlTxc


clicked link expecting to see that chick having sex... leaving very disappointed
 
2013-10-19 10:28:23 AM  
Pfftttt.....

I lived in Denver for years, had tons of sex, and never paid a fee!
 
2013-10-19 10:33:13 AM  

kvinesknows: MBooda: I'm just a private pilot, not commercial.  I can't charge you anything.
[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RZfWVlTxc

clicked link expecting to see that chick having sex... leaving very disappointed


Look closer.
 
2013-10-19 10:33:54 AM  
The guy actually owns one of the biggest vineyards/winery's where I live in sw oregon.  This probably
only boosted his own sales/ego.....

haha
 
2013-10-19 10:35:41 AM  

doglover: Fuggin Bizzy: Heh. That's because in reality, hot stewardii don't exist.

i is the masuline pluralization...


Parties. You're fun at them.
 
2013-10-19 10:40:17 AM  
Let's see if I can find some modern examples...

guyism.com

www.flyertalk.com

supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

farm6.static.flickr.com

And here's one for the ladies...

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-10-19 10:41:21 AM  
It was free when I joined.
 
2013-10-19 10:58:15 AM  
You know, if the pictures keep up, I can handle a repeat.
 
2013-10-19 11:09:12 AM  
I'm not saying these idiots should be treated more harshly but how the fark do you reconcile that with kids having to register as sex offenders when they moon somebody out of the school bus window?

Thanks Obama.
 
2013-10-19 11:36:33 AM  
Wow. That may be the first time a Jezebel link didn't include outright hatred and blame for the male subject of the story. Maybe they're growing as people.
 
2013-10-19 11:50:41 AM  
So it works like free credit reports then.
 
2013-10-19 11:53:09 AM  
So for $250 she got nuts and beverage service, kinda pricey if you ask me.
 
2013-10-19 11:55:09 AM  
But the ugly one will.
 
2013-10-19 11:55:22 AM  
Again?
 
2013-10-19 11:56:28 AM  
You guys have invaded this thread, haven't you?

http://jezebel.com/be-a-goddamn-adult-learn-to-cook-1447153381

Because the comments in there make too much damn sense to be from the Jezebel readership.
 
2013-10-19 12:01:47 PM  
That was the in flight entertainment dummy.
 
2013-10-19 12:42:02 PM  
People in an eastern Colorado city wonder what the fuss is all about, have erotic bear stories to share.
 
2013-10-19 12:45:44 PM  
Does fapping in the backseat of a Honda Accord while crossing the Colorado Rockies count?
 
2013-10-19 12:47:50 PM  
Subby, your videos, link please.
 
2013-10-19 01:03:44 PM  
Since this Jezebel, I can only assume that the man is a horrible sexbeast who raped that woman on the toilet.
 
2013-10-19 01:34:18 PM  

stuffy: So it works like free credit reports then.


Here you go:  https://www.annualcreditreport.com

Actually free.
 
2013-10-19 01:57:52 PM  

LoneWolf343: Since this Jezebel, I can only assume that the man is a horrible sexbeast who raped that woman on the toilet.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-19 04:16:35 PM  
I thought I had joined the mile-high club, but then I was told it doesn't count if you already know the person. So, what's the official rule here?
 
2013-10-20 01:00:24 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Heh. That's because in reality, hot stewardii don't exist.


At least not on US airlines.
 
2013-10-20 07:32:34 AM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: I thought I had joined the mile-high club, but then I was told it doesn't count if you already know the person. So, what's the official rule here?


So someone told you that you have to fark a complete stranger for it to count and you believed them?
 
2013-10-20 01:41:14 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Wasilla Hillbilly: I thought I had joined the mile-high club, but then I was told it doesn't count if you already know the person. So, what's the official rule here?

So someone told you that you have to fark a complete stranger for it to count and you believed them?


I wouldn't say I outright believed him, but being as I've never seen the official rule book, I had no rebuttal.
 
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