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(Des Moines Register)   Man accused of stealing rental bikes. No word why he didn't abscond with reliable, sensible transportation like cars   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Des Moines, transportation  
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1894 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2013 at 6:23 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-19 06:48:03 AM  
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fireclown: It isnt like they are great bikes. They are sturdy, bombproof tanks. Wonder what his plan was.

Dude rented 6 easy to identify bikes using a stolen credit card then left em laying all over town, I doubt the word "plan" has been remotely associated with anything he has ever done.
2013-10-19 08:16:37 AM  
1 vote:
Our subject is Tommy Lee Goines,
Who tired of walking Des Moines,
He found a bike rental,
But cops were judgmental,
So Fark's hall of shame he joins.
2013-10-19 05:45:22 AM  
1 vote:
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike!
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