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2013-10-19 07:32:29 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: borg: Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"

How hot were the contents of the burrito? a person could receive some serious burns.

Really.... a microwaved bean and cheese burrito at peak temperature can burn through human flesh faster than a Martian death ray

/not to mention what even a cool one can do to a human colon


Do you have comparison numbers for this "Martian Death Ray" .... you know, i'm asking for a friend.
2013-10-19 04:04:23 AM
1 votes:

nytmare: Hurl of Sandwich


I think we're done here.
2013-10-19 01:24:03 AM
1 votes:
Hurl of Sandwich
2013-10-18 11:32:01 PM
1 votes:
Did I err?

Should I have pulled a sandwich on the guy and thrown the gun?

Wouldn't that be worse some how?

Clunk!

Ow!

What kind of person pulls a sandwich out of his shorts and throws a gun?


Freak.

Florida-class freak!
 
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