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2013-10-19 12:10:37 PM

LoneWolf343: Considering some of the sandwiches I've eaten, that should be considered attempted murder.


You sound like you might have a 3' radius of your own.
 
2013-10-19 12:27:09 PM
On my way to the corner deli when I was about 8 years old, a man ran up to me and squashed a chicken salad sandwich into my head. I pissed all over myself and ran home understandably upset. I told my parents what happened and gave a description of the man. My mom put my crying ass in the shower and washed my hair and rinsed the urine off.  My dad ran out the door to find my assailant. My dad found the guy, but he was a retarded person visiting some relatives. My dad wasn't the type to beat up retarded people so vengeance was never had. So I guess I don't know who throws sandwiches, but I do know of at least one retarded person who squishes chicken salad sandwiches into young boys' heads.
 
2013-10-19 12:30:41 PM
Honestly, who throws a sandwich

As with all questions of, "Who throws a ..." I'm going with Russell Crowe.
 
2013-10-19 01:08:27 PM

LordOfThePings: LoneWolf343: Considering some of the sandwiches I've eaten, that should be considered attempted murder.

You sound like you might have a 3' radius of your own.


I was referring to quality, but I LOL'd anyway.
 
2013-10-19 02:22:19 PM

alltim: VivianVivisect: I've thrown Jamba Juice and Starbucks, never solid food.

those are some expensive projectiles. I'd have to be pretty mad to throw a $5 smoothie.


It was an ex-boyfriend. Long time ago
 
2013-10-19 02:23:39 PM

Omahawg: a hero ain't nothing but a sammich


You don't need to ham it up - those jokes don't cut the mustard. Lettuce give it a break, before we get in a pickle.
 
2013-10-19 03:45:38 PM

LoneWolf343: LordOfThePings: LoneWolf343: Considering some of the sandwiches I've eaten, that should be considered attempted murder.

You sound like you might have a 3' radius of your own.

I was referring to quality, but I LOL'd anyway.


Glad you took it with humor (as intended).
 
2013-10-19 04:56:38 PM

LordOfThePings: LoneWolf343: Considering some of the sandwiches I've eaten, that should be considered attempted murder.

You sound like you might have a 3' radius of your own.


Really 3'?
More like 2' 9".
 
2013-10-19 05:08:13 PM
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2013-10-19 05:13:47 PM

SirEattonHogg: I approve of the subject of this thread.

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That Earl had to die
 
2013-10-20 02:39:08 PM
I used to spiral subs across the restaurant when serving drunk people at Erbert and Gerbert's years ago.

/was a fun time to be working
//for the most part
///techno and laughter
////and slashies
 
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