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2013-10-18 11:32:01 PM
Did I err?

Should I have pulled a sandwich on the guy and thrown the gun?

Wouldn't that be worse some how?

Clunk!

Ow!

What kind of person pulls a sandwich out of his shorts and throws a gun?


Freak.

Florida-class freak!
 
2013-10-19 12:16:24 AM
Diaz told Orlando police he was in fear for his life and he did not give the suspect permission to point a firearm at him.

What's the etiquette on this again? When should you give permission?
 
2013-10-19 12:33:48 AM
Must have been garlic in that sandwich to fear for one's life.
 
2013-10-19 01:12:50 AM
An angry anorexic on a bender?
 
2013-10-19 01:13:02 AM

fusillade762: Diaz told Orlando police he was in fear for his life and he did not give the suspect permission to point a firearm at him.

What's the etiquette on this again? When should you give permission?


Before they throw the sandwich.

Or the parrot.
 
2013-10-19 01:14:07 AM
It was probably a club sandwich.
 
2013-10-19 01:14:34 AM
It wasn't a club?
 
2013-10-19 01:15:09 AM
GODDAMNITSOMUCH
 
2013-10-19 01:18:02 AM
Call me bigoted but I'm betting it was a Cuban.
 
2013-10-19 01:18:16 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GODDAMNITSOMUCH


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2013-10-19 01:19:06 AM
Dammit! What type of sandwich? Poor reporting!
 
2013-10-19 01:19:19 AM

Harry_Seldon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GODDAMNITSOMUCH

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You and your stinkin "pre-history"
 
2013-10-19 01:22:41 AM
I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"
 
2013-10-19 01:24:03 AM
Hurl of Sandwich
 
2013-10-19 01:27:21 AM
It could have been worse.  He could have attacked with fresh fruit, instead of merely a sandwich.
 
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2013-10-19 01:27:57 AM
Not Chris Christie.
 
2013-10-19 01:28:02 AM
Diaz ducked for cover as the sandwich splattered on his windshield, sending sandwich parts flying in a 3-foot radius, according to Orlando police

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2013-10-19 01:28:42 AM
Only people who can't afford to buy steaks throw sandwiches....
 
2013-10-19 01:29:28 AM
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2013-10-19 01:30:44 AM
Reggie Diaz, 41, was driving his company vehicle, a 2013 Nissan shuttle bus, northbound on South Semoran Boulevard near Leevista Boulevard.

Say no more.
 
2013-10-19 01:33:14 AM

nickdaisy: Call me bigoted but I'm betting it was a Cuban.


It was in Orlando. So it was probably Puerto Rican.

That stretch of road (Just north of Orlando International) can be pretty iffy in the daytime. Let alone at 2:09 AM.

Still the most important question wasn't asked. What kind of sandwich was it?
 
2013-10-19 01:44:58 AM
Bezotch better go make me a new one

/sammich go make em
//no throwing
 
2013-10-19 01:45:43 AM
I've thrown Jamba Juice and Starbucks, never solid food.
 
2013-10-19 01:48:57 AM
a hero ain't nothing but a sammich
 
2013-10-19 02:04:49 AM

Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"


How hot were the contents of the burrito? a person could receive some serious burns.
 
2013-10-19 02:05:54 AM
Sandwich throwers, that's who.

/club sandwich saved my life in Nam
 
2013-10-19 02:07:57 AM

Mrtraveler01: nickdaisy: Call me bigoted but I'm betting it was a Cuban.

It was in Orlando. So it was probably Puerto Rican.

That stretch of road (Just north of Orlando International) can be pretty iffy in the daytime. Let alone at 2:09 AM.

Still the most important question wasn't asked. What kind of sandwich was it?


Not sure if serious.
 
2013-10-19 02:07:58 AM

borg: Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"

How hot were the contents of the burrito? a person could receive some serious burns.


Really.... a microwaved bean and cheese burrito at peak temperature can burn through human flesh faster than a Martian death ray

/not to mention what even a cool one can do to a human colon
 
2013-10-19 02:11:05 AM
dammit should a gone with Hero

/Hero saved my life in Nam

I feel like /archer missing out on the "Sammy Gavis Jr."
 
2013-10-19 02:12:49 AM
True story. Im in a cafeteria. Cafeteria special is Monte Cristo sandwiches. So I start pointing at them.

"One...two....three...."
"What are you doing?"
"The count of Monte Cristo"

\Try the veal, folks. I'm playing this club all week,
 
2013-10-19 02:14:00 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: True story. Im in a cafeteria. Cafeteria special is Monte Cristo sandwiches. So I start pointing at them.

"One...two....three...."
"What are you doing?"
"The count of Monte Cristo"

\Try the veal, folks. I'm playing this club all week,


Meh... another wry ham
 
2013-10-19 02:22:45 AM

ciberido: It could have been worse.  He could have attacked with fresh fruit, instead of merely a sandwich.


But then they would have been melon-choly...
 
2013-10-19 02:24:41 AM

Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"


Had a friend whose girlfriend once hucked a Snapple bottle at his head. Yes, she did turn out to be crazy.
 
2013-10-19 02:34:01 AM
Isn't the deadly art of sandwich throwing some Shaolin temple thing?
 
2013-10-19 02:36:16 AM
Was this guy involved?
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// Push leetle cart!
 
2013-10-19 02:38:35 AM
What a dickhead. Did the victim get tomato on his sleeve?
 
2013-10-19 02:44:28 AM

fusillade762: Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"

Had a friend whose girlfriend once hucked a Snapple bottle at his head. Yes, she did turn out to be crazy.


To be fair, if it's anything like a Hot Pocket, the target could suffer third degree burns or something...
 
2013-10-19 02:51:16 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: borg: Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"

How hot were the contents of the burrito? a person could receive some serious burns.

Really.... a microwaved bean and cheese burrito at peak temperature can burn through human flesh faster than a Martian death ray

/not to mention what even a cool one can do to a human colon


I don't know.  We were laughing at him too hard to ask serious questions.  They did divorce after the burrito incident.  His story was she was a crazy biatch....or course.
 
2013-10-19 04:04:23 AM

nytmare: Hurl of Sandwich


I think we're done here.
 
2013-10-19 04:32:48 AM

Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"


Have you ever bit into one of those things fresh out of the microwave? Pure molten lava. He's fortunate he wasn't charged with attempted murder.
 
2013-10-19 05:22:29 AM
Were cannoli involved?

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2013-10-19 05:38:35 AM
Diaz ducked for cover as the sandwich splattered on his windshield, sending sandwich parts flying in a 3-foot radius...

a 3-foot radius!!

WOW, how many were killed in such a dramatic incident of mass destruction and wanton endangerment!?!!?? Thousands? Millions? Brazilians?

/Bush is betting heavily on Brazilians...
 
2013-10-19 06:27:07 AM
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At least they didn't think his sandwich was a gun..
 
2013-10-19 06:32:12 AM
 
2013-10-19 06:33:10 AM

ciberido: It could have been worse.  He could have attacked with fresh fruit, instead of merely a sandwich.


Like a banana.

/but not a poin-ted stick.
 
2013-10-19 07:07:21 AM
I believe that all any of us really want is to eat a sandwich in peace
 
2013-10-19 07:32:29 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: borg: Bigdogdaddy: I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"

How hot were the contents of the burrito? a person could receive some serious burns.

Really.... a microwaved bean and cheese burrito at peak temperature can burn through human flesh faster than a Martian death ray

/not to mention what even a cool one can do to a human colon


Do you have comparison numbers for this "Martian Death Ray" .... you know, i'm asking for a friend.
 
2013-10-19 08:19:40 AM

VivianVivisect: I've thrown Jamba Juice and Starbucks, never solid food.


those are some expensive projectiles. I'd have to be pretty mad to throw a $5 smoothie.
 
2013-10-19 08:48:22 AM
Considering some of the sandwiches I've eaten, that should be considered attempted murder.
 
2013-10-19 10:13:14 AM
Had a guy draw down on me on Waters Ave. once
He'd a rolled down window if he was really gonna shoot...
 
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