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(New Musical Express)   The ten most shattering revelations in Morrissey's autobiography   (nme.com) divider line 47
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2013-10-19 12:02:48 AM
www.slicingupeyeballs.com
 
2013-10-19 12:04:24 AM
Yep, insufferable pompous ass who bought into his own mythos still 100% intact.


And yet another writer who wants to have sex with him.
 
2013-10-19 12:14:33 AM

fusillade762: [www.slicingupeyeballs.com image 520x378]


I like the cat hat.
 
2013-10-19 12:18:38 AM
#2 should have been obvious to anyone that was paying attention.

I also agree about Johnny Marr. He was supposed to be in Wire instead.
 
2013-10-19 12:26:07 AM

baka-san: Yep, insufferable pompous ass who bought into his own mythos still 100% intact.

And yet another writer who wants to have sex with him.


I must be having an easier time avoiding him than you.
 
2013-10-19 12:57:38 AM

Lorelle: fusillade762: [www.slicingupeyeballs.com image 520x378]

I like the cat hat.


Looks like just another receding feline to me
 
2013-10-19 01:26:02 AM

Triumph: And yet another writer who wants to have sex with him.

I must be having an easier time avoiding him than you.


He's sneaky.
 
2013-10-19 01:41:37 AM

baka-san: Triumph: And yet another writer who wants to have sex with him.

I must be having an easier time avoiding him than you.

He's sneaky.


You've been up too late. GO TO BED!! :)
 
2013-10-19 01:48:32 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lorelle: fusillade762: [www.slicingupeyeballs.com image 520x378]

I like the cat hat.

Looks like just another receding feline to me


Heh.

*groan*
 
2013-10-19 02:02:36 AM
If number 1 isn't "He is human and he needs to be loved, just like everybody else does", it damned well should be
 
2013-10-19 03:33:40 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If number 1 isn't "He is human and he needs to be loved, just like everybody else does", it damned well should be


lololol
 
2013-10-19 06:53:19 AM

baka-san: Yep, insufferable pompous ass who bought into his own mythos still 100% intact.

And yet another writer who wants to have sex with him.


I assume that anyone who self-applies a single name has an ego of questionable health.  I'm seldom let down by this rule.

Oh, and who the hell cares??
 
2013-10-19 07:02:01 AM
Did he mention that he cried?
 
2013-10-19 07:25:51 AM
Does it have chapter "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Synth"?
 
2013-10-19 07:49:27 AM
Morosely is and always has been a moping, sentimental, self-absorbed, supercilious, pompous ass. A talented moping, sentimental, self-absorbed, supercilious, pompous ass, but a moping, sentimental, self-absorbed, supercilious, pompous ass.
 
2013-10-19 08:39:24 AM
Did it mention The Tupperware ?
 
2013-10-19 08:41:11 AM
He likes to wear a red sequined blazer and dance around the house singing showtunes when he's all alone.
 
2013-10-19 08:43:44 AM

Metaluna Mutant: Did it mention The Tupperware ?


Bonus points for linking a video of a VHS with bad tracking.

/keep circulating the tapes
 
2013-10-19 08:58:22 AM

Ghastly: He likes to wear a red sequined blazer and dance around the house singing showtunes when he's all alone.


Don't we all?
 
2013-10-19 09:35:23 AM

Ed Grubermann: Ghastly: He likes to wear a red sequined blazer and dance around the house singing showtunes when he's all alone.

Don't we all?


www.chicagonow.com

yes.
 
2013-10-19 10:05:27 AM
The eyepatch was real?
 
2013-10-19 10:19:07 AM

swaxhog: Ed Grubermann: Ghastly: He likes to wear a red sequined blazer and dance around the house singing showtunes when he's all alone.

Don't we all?

[www.chicagonow.com image 624x344]

yes.


Those are vests.

i450.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-19 10:27:08 AM
He never shoplifted anything in his life and his formation of the Pilferers Union has been a 26 year sham.
 
2013-10-19 10:35:22 AM

Primitive Screwhead: He never shoplifted anything in his life and his formation of the Pilferers Union has been a 26 year sham.


His girlfriend's coma wasn't all that serious.
 
2013-10-19 10:51:28 AM
Love him or hate him, he gets props for insisting his autobiography be published under the Penguin Classics imprint. Some would tell him you just haven't earned it yet, baby, these things take time, but he somehow got them to think "well, I wonder, is it really so strange?" and put it out to great success.
 
2013-10-19 11:01:21 AM
What I learned from this article: Moz is a whiny little biatch with daddy issues who should have switched genders decades ago.
 
2013-10-19 11:06:12 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: What I learned from this article: Moz is a whiny little biatch with daddy issues who should have switched genders decades ago.


Well that escalated quickly.
 
2013-10-19 11:12:27 AM
He still misses his zombified daughter.
 
2013-10-19 11:45:20 AM

Asa Phelps: #2 should have been obvious to anyone that was paying attention.

I also agree about Johnny Marr. He was supposed to be in Wire instead.


Wait, really? That'd have been awesome!
 
2013-10-19 12:06:56 PM
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2013-10-19 12:09:45 PM
The book sounds like something the people at The Onion would write, as a mock biography of some self-absorbed asshole.  But, in this case, the self-absorbed asshole, unwittingly, mocks himself.   Does this idiot ever look in the mirror, and think, "There's something really, really wrong with me!"  He must go through a bed set a year, from the wear and tear of him throwing himself on it, to have a good cry, after every slight.  Is it too early to declare him, "Buffoon of the Decade"?
 
2013-10-19 12:42:27 PM
That all this is just a massive entertainment dollar driven sham and he can't hear you over the sounds of nubile women splashing about in his villa pool on Majorca?

/cause if it's not then his life is a big farking waste of cash.
 
2013-10-19 12:45:22 PM
"shattering revelation"?

He's straight?
 
2013-10-19 01:59:09 PM
Nothing in there about his sexual predilation for potatoes and other root vegetables. Huh.
 
2013-10-19 02:37:46 PM
Nothing about who was the top or bottom when he was with Michael Stipe?

I personally blame Morrisey for penally injecting Stipe with the whine that has plagued REM since Lifes Rich Pageant.
 
2013-10-19 02:40:15 PM
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"Did I tell you that I cried?"
 
2013-10-19 03:14:05 PM

Moopy Mac:


Spot on
 
2013-10-19 03:14:19 PM
Blah blah blahbity blah I has a sad blah then UK suburban white people problems. Then I played in a second rate band. More white people problems.
 
2013-10-19 03:55:12 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: What I learned from this article: Moz is a whiny little biatch with daddy issues who should have switched genders decades ago.


With that set of eyebrows? Never would work.
 
2013-10-19 04:06:56 PM
Holy f*ck, he is a boring, morose human.
 
2013-10-19 04:23:45 PM
I haven't put put my Morrissey collection on shuffle in a while ... today's a great day for it!

I would probably hate to share a pint with him at a pub, but he is a ridiculously talented singer-songwriter.
 
2013-10-19 05:29:20 PM

Moopy Mac: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x598]


But he liked the New York Dolls so much, he wrote a book on 'em.  Should I be ashamed I know that?
 
2013-10-19 05:44:35 PM
What Kurt Cobain's autobiography may look like
 
2013-10-19 07:16:58 PM

LewDux: What Kurt Cobain's autobiography may look like


I wouldn't be holding my breath, waiting for him to finish writing it, if I were you.
 
2013-10-19 09:11:39 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Primitive Screwhead: He never shoplifted anything in his life and his formation of the Pilferers Union has been a 26 year sham.

His girlfriend's coma wasn't all that serious.


He did really get what he wanted that one time.
 
2013-10-19 10:24:43 PM

zimbomba63: LewDux: What Kurt Cobain's autobiography may look like

I wouldn't be holding my breath, waiting for him to finish writing it, if I were you.


I need a Cobain autobiography like I need a, uhm, hmmm - i can't seem to come up with an appropriate yet tasteless analogy.
 
2013-10-20 12:41:33 AM

GRCooper: zimbomba63: LewDux: What Kurt Cobain's autobiography may look like

I wouldn't be holding my breath, waiting for him to finish writing it, if I were you.

I need a Cobain autobiography like I need a, uhm, hmmm - i can't seem to come up with an appropriate yet tasteless analogy.


Well, we know he had blue eyes.

//one blew this way, one blew that way
 
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