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(Chron)   Not news: traveler with carry-on bag at La Guardia; News: loaded gun in bag; FARK: traveler is from Gun Barrel City, Texas   (chron.com) divider line 27
    More: Weird, Gun Barrel City, Texas, June Jones, LaGuardia Airport, Port Authority of New York  
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2013-10-18 07:44:37 PM  
 
2013-10-18 07:48:58 PM  

fusillade762: It happens more often than you think.

In a recent one-week period last month, 33 firearms were found at U.S. airports across the country including LAX. Thirty of them were loaded and many had a round in the chamber.

Never misunderestimate the stupidity of your average American.


Is this a good guy with a gun or a bad guy with a gun?
 
2013-10-18 07:50:54 PM  
In other news, authorities announce that a 61 year old man from Gun Barrel City managed to teleport himself and his gun from Dallas to New York.
 
2013-10-18 08:00:02 PM  
I love NYC.  It's a great city.  Maybe the greatest city.

But the Southwest terminal at LaGuardia is a dump.
 
2013-10-18 08:00:02 PM  
its an amusing story because of the state and town of origion. otherwise? this shiat happens all the time and is why the TSA and the airport security theater is a joke..

gun barrel city huh? that right there is farking funny
 
2013-10-18 08:09:42 PM  
Was it a .737?
 
2013-10-18 08:18:00 PM  
Don't forget Cut and Shoot, TX
 
2013-10-18 08:24:30 PM  
I thought Dennis Farina died?
 
2013-10-18 08:27:45 PM  
This is just too beautiful...

www.cabinplace.com

STAY STRONG BRAH!!!
 
2013-10-18 08:30:48 PM  
You need to see the Walmart in Gun Barrell City..........
 
2013-10-18 08:34:35 PM  
Maybe his wife packed his bag.

"I REMEMBER THE farkING DAY!!"
 
2013-10-18 08:39:02 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: its an amusing story because of the state and town of origion. otherwise? this shiat happens all the time and is why the TSA and the airport security theater is a joke..

gun barrel city huh? that right there is farking funny


Pray for Origion.

/why the weird tag? the guy is a texan. you know, salt of the earth yada yada yada
 
2013-10-18 08:44:32 PM  
Cerebral Knievel: this shiat happens all the time and is why the TSA and the airport security theater is a joke..

Because they stopped a guy with a loaded gun from getting on a plane?
 
2013-10-18 09:05:05 PM  

HiFiGuy: In other news, authorities announce that a 61 year old man from Gun Barrel City managed to teleport himself and his gun from Dallas to New York.


Maybe he drove.
Maybe he acquired the gun in NY area.
Maybe he flew to NY with it in his checked luggage.

Or, maybe he managed to fly with it in his carry-on to NY and they missed. It can happen.
 
2013-10-18 09:23:05 PM  
Do they let you leave Texas unarmed?
 
2013-10-18 09:33:02 PM  
A Texan with a gun!  Who would find that strange?
I thought all ya'll knew, we all have guns.  We protect women and other people who need protectin'.  I ain't sayin' we don't got the odd duck ever' once in a while, but we generally try to take care of that ourselves.

FYI Ya'll is singular and All Ya'll is plural
 
2013-10-18 09:35:13 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Do they let you leave Texas unarmed?


Yes. But you can't get back in without a gun.
 
2013-10-18 09:40:30 PM  
Those stupid Texans and their guns.

GBC is more to the southeast than south of Dallas.
 
2013-10-18 10:45:11 PM  
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This band came to mind. Good to know they have their own town.
 
2013-10-18 10:55:18 PM  
I'm a bit confused. Are airports immune to safe passage laws?
 
2013-10-18 11:00:01 PM  
CSB: Gun Barrel City is right next to Tool, Tx., home of the Tool Praise and Worship Center. Reverend Maynard however, is nowhere to be seen.
 
2013-10-18 11:03:26 PM  

tzzhc4: You need to see the Walmart in Gun Barrell City..........


Unfort I have... its about as funny as you would expect. On the other hand cedar creek lake is awesome
 
2013-10-19 12:10:17 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: HiFiGuy: In other news, authorities announce that a 61 year old man from Gun Barrel City managed to teleport himself and his gun from Dallas to New York.

Maybe he drove.
Maybe he acquired the gun in NY area.
Maybe he flew to NY with it in his checked luggage.

Or, maybe he managed to fly with it in his carry-on to NY and they missed. It can happen.


Texan acquires gun in NY area? Ahahahahahahaha. +1
 
2013-10-19 12:20:08 AM  
If only he came from Spatula City, this whole mess could have been avoided.
 
2013-10-19 12:33:06 AM  

HiFiGuy: ArcadianRefugee: HiFiGuy: In other news, authorities announce that a 61 year old man from Gun Barrel City managed to teleport himself and his gun from Dallas to New York.

Maybe he drove.
Maybe he acquired the gun in NY area.
Maybe he flew to NY with it in his checked luggage.

Or, maybe he managed to fly with it in his carry-on to NY and they missed. It can happen.

Texan acquires gun in NY area? Ahahahahahahaha. +1


Yes, because a gun show in NY is unheard of, or a relative dying and willing you there pistol can't happen, or he stole it from a black kid he killed.

*yawn*
 
2013-10-19 08:12:35 AM  
FYI Ya'll is singular and All Ya'll is plural

That's "y'all" and "all y'all", being the contraction of "you all" and "all [of] you all".

/came in very hand in translations in school: easier to write "y'all" than "you (plural)"
//"y'all'll" is the contraction for "you all will"
///now, if y'all'll excuse me, I'm off to another thread
////Texas grammar nerd
 
2013-10-19 11:30:46 AM  
It must be very strange for people who leave Texas and enter the US, possibly for the first time in their lives. Basic standards of civilized behavior that Americans take for granted must seem totally alien to them,
 
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