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(BBC)   Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate. Cannabis cat is watching you reach for the Doritos   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 43
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2013-10-18 07:45:47 PM
Heroin cat is watching you nod off.
 
2013-10-18 08:45:46 PM
Cocaine is watching you talk non-stop
 
2013-10-18 09:23:00 PM
When are we finally going to come to our senses and legalize pot smuggling cats!
 
2013-10-18 09:24:53 PM
Cats looooove to get high
 
2013-10-18 09:25:35 PM
Chemotherapy Cat is watching you barf....
 
2013-10-18 09:32:14 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats looooove to get high


My cat will lay down on my chest and kinda lazily bat at the smoke as it drifts past, fanning it down toward her face
 
2013-10-18 09:37:52 PM
It would be great if it turned out to be catnip instead.
 
2013-10-18 09:38:52 PM
What would make the article cooler: How to TRAIN a cat to deliver stuff.

/pizza delivery cat wants its TWO DOLLARS
 
2013-10-18 09:40:28 PM
i.imgur.com

Meth cat has overamped after taking apart your television.
 
2013-10-18 09:40:53 PM
Feckless Cat is watching you piss away your life on Fark.
 
2013-10-18 09:45:40 PM
sacredcalf.files.wordpress.com

/approves
 
2013-10-18 09:49:02 PM
I had a cannabis cat. I was living on the second floor of a tenement in Dallas, circa 1988, and this cat would come to my back door, via the rickety deck. I'd be sitting there watching the Grateful Dead on my stereo, and I'd see this knock on the door shatter the music, and there was cannabis cat, big as life and time combined. It usually took me a few potato chips to get up off the couch and let him in, and when he came in he had this sort of gaseous dew on the tips of his fur, and the colors were moving through his purr like earthworms in pudding. He'd usually sit down on the lawn in my living room; he'd pull up a tree stump and deal a hand of baseball cards. We'd sit and watch the rings of the tree stump turn into the grooves of a record, and next thing I knew he'd be a tree in the sunset, singing about marmalade.

Wait, did I say cannabis cat? That was acid cat. Cannabis cat would just walk in, watch Sponge Bob and skip out before he could pay for his half of the pizza.

Damn you, cannabis cat.
 
2013-10-18 09:49:41 PM
i.chzbgr.com

Does not approve.
 
2013-10-18 09:54:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-18 09:54:50 PM
Bath salts cat has already eaten your face ... and is LYING DOWN ON THE GOD DAMN KEYBOARD!
 
2013-10-18 10:01:50 PM
m.memegen.com
 
2013-10-18 10:02:00 PM

Practical_Draconian: What would make the article cooler: How to TRAIN a cat to deliver stuff.

/pizza delivery cat wants its TWO DOLLARS


Yeah, this.

I don't buy this for a second. How many OTHER cats with assorted contraband on their kitty collars are just wandering around the city with absolutely zero intention of going back to the prison or wherever...because they are cats and cats will NEVER do ANYTHING a human wants them to. And how many other criminals are trying to explain to their drug lords while hanging from meat hooks: "But, I swear, I tied it to a cat's collar, the damn thing should be here any minute! Please don't break my other kneecap!" *SNAP!*
 
2013-10-18 10:12:04 PM
www.elevenwarriors.com
 
2013-10-18 10:17:11 PM
I think someone watch The Hangover 3
 
2013-10-18 10:17:26 PM

RASTADOG IS BOORNIN DOWN DA KAYA MON


barkingboo.files.wordpress.com

 
2013-10-18 10:18:15 PM
Now THIS would've made for an awesome Caturday thread.
 
2013-10-18 10:18:57 PM
So what's next? The Maldovian police taking drug dogs to the local cat houses? That should be fun.
 
2013-10-18 10:31:57 PM

a particular individual: I had a cannabis cat. I was living on the second floor of a tenement in Dallas, circa 1988, and this cat would come to my back door, via the rickety deck. I'd be sitting there watching the Grateful Dead on my stereo, and I'd see this knock on the door shatter the music, and there was cannabis cat, big as life and time combined. It usually took me a few potato chips to get up off the couch and let him in, and when he came in he had this sort of gaseous dew on the tips of his fur, and the colors were moving through his purr like earthworms in pudding. He'd usually sit down on the lawn in my living room; he'd pull up a tree stump and deal a hand of baseball cards. We'd sit and watch the rings of the tree stump turn into the grooves of a record, and next thing I knew he'd be a tree in the sunset, singing about marmalade.

Wait, did I say cannabis cat? That was acid cat. Cannabis cat would just walk in, watch Sponge Bob and skip out before he could pay for his half of the pizza.

Damn you, cannabis cat.


That was awesome are you quoting or original?  If original, kudos!
 
2013-10-18 10:33:38 PM
Still waiting for the first mold ovum to hatch...
 
2013-10-18 10:39:31 PM

peacheslatour: a particular individual: I had a cannabis cat. I was living on the second floor of a tenement in Dallas, circa 1988, and this cat would come to my back door, via the rickety deck. I'd be sitting there watching the Grateful Dead on my stereo, and I'd see this knock on the door shatter the music, and there was cannabis cat, big as life and time combined. It usually took me a few potato chips to get up off the couch and let him in, and when he came in he had this sort of gaseous dew on the tips of his fur, and the colors were moving through his purr like earthworms in pudding. He'd usually sit down on the lawn in my living room; he'd pull up a tree stump and deal a hand of baseball cards. We'd sit and watch the rings of the tree stump turn into the grooves of a record, and next thing I knew he'd be a tree in the sunset, singing about marmalade.

Wait, did I say cannabis cat? That was acid cat. Cannabis cat would just walk in, watch Sponge Bob and skip out before he could pay for his half of the pizza.

Damn you, cannabis cat.

That was awesome are you quoting or original?  If original, kudos!


That's all mine, baby. Kudos accepted.
 
2013-10-18 10:46:29 PM

SpdrJay: Chemotherapy Cat is watching you barf....


i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-18 11:00:50 PM
A friend - yeah, that's the ticket - cleaned a qz and tier cat ate over half of it before they realized it.

My - I mean my friend's - cat zonked out on the counter for two days. Purred the whole time.

/never did it again
 
2013-10-18 11:04:32 PM

Gyrfalcon: Practical_Draconian: What would make the article cooler: How to TRAIN a cat to deliver stuff.

/pizza delivery cat wants its TWO DOLLARS

Yeah, this.

I don't buy this for a second. How many OTHER cats with assorted contraband on their kitty collars are just wandering around the city with absolutely zero intention of going back to the prison or wherever...because they are cats and cats will NEVER do ANYTHING a human wants them to. And how many other criminals are trying to explain to their drug lords while hanging from meat hooks: "But, I swear, I tied it to a cat's collar, the damn thing should be here any minute! Please don't break my other kneecap!" *SNAP!*


I know we're being hilarious and everything, but cats are very trainable with positive reinforcement (read up on experimental analysis of behavior, or for a lighter read, the book "Don't Shoot the Dog!") and behavioral principles. I'm in graduate school and my grad advisor, before arriving at my institution, did the bulk of his work with cats (we work in the auditory system, and they're great for that research) and they had to be trained to respond to different stimuli so that they'd know the cochlear implants they were fitting them with worked, and how well they worked. They can be trained to do some pretty complex behaviors, as long as the training is done right.
 
2013-10-18 11:16:20 PM
i521.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-18 11:17:41 PM
www.girlgeniusonline.com
 
2013-10-18 11:26:49 PM
And if you are smoking pot and masturbating, Calico Kitty observes that your penis is as orange as a South Shore Guido's junk.

Junk must match the trunk.
 
2013-10-18 11:30:05 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Gyrfalcon: Practical_Draconian: What would make the article cooler: How to TRAIN a cat to deliver stuff.

/pizza delivery cat wants its TWO DOLLARS

Yeah, this.

I don't buy this for a second. How many OTHER cats with assorted contraband on their kitty collars are just wandering around the city with absolutely zero intention of going back to the prison or wherever...because they are cats and cats will NEVER do ANYTHING a human wants them to. And how many other criminals are trying to explain to their drug lords while hanging from meat hooks: "But, I swear, I tied it to a cat's collar, the damn thing should be here any minute! Please don't break my other kneecap!" *SNAP!*

I know we're being hilarious and everything, but cats are very trainable with positive reinforcement (read up on experimental analysis of behavior, or for a lighter read, the book "Don't Shoot the Dog!") and behavioral principles. I'm in graduate school and my grad advisor, before arriving at my institution, did the bulk of his work with cats (we work in the auditory system, and they're great for that research) and they had to be trained to respond to different stimuli so that they'd know the cochlear implants they were fitting them with worked, and how well they worked. They can be trained to do some pretty complex behaviors, as long as the training is done right.


Which I just don't believe any drug dealer is going to do. Just saying.
 
2013-10-18 11:42:37 PM
My cat LOVES weed. She runs out the front door to snack on the long grass in our yard. Recently she started munching on some lettuce out of our bowl.  But there's nothing more that she likes other than stealing nuggets.
 
2013-10-19 12:28:54 AM

MBooda: [www.elevenwarriors.com image 500x375]


Came for this.

/leaving satisfied
 
2013-10-19 12:32:41 AM

fusillade762: Heroin cat is watching you nod off.


And is eyeing your toes.
 
2013-10-19 12:47:40 AM

Resident Muslim: fusillade762: Heroin cat is watching you nod off.

And is eyeing your toes.


And toeing your eyes.
 
2013-10-19 02:23:32 AM
Do not - I repeat, do NOT - blow shotguns at your cat.

It simply ruins them, even though it is kinda fun to watch.
 
2013-10-19 02:58:28 AM
Sorrry i'm late. Damn cops were on my tail...
 
2013-10-19 03:03:31 AM

a particular individual: I had a cannabis cat. I was living on the second floor of a tenement in Dallas, circa 1988, and this cat would come to my back door, via the rickety deck. I'd be sitting there watching the Grateful Dead on my stereo, and I'd see this knock on the door shatter the music, and there was cannabis cat, big as life and time combined. It usually took me a few potato chips to get up off the couch and let him in, and when he came in he had this sort of gaseous dew on the tips of his fur, and the colors were moving through his purr like earthworms in pudding. He'd usually sit down on the lawn in my living room; he'd pull up a tree stump and deal a hand of baseball cards. We'd sit and watch the rings of the tree stump turn into the grooves of a record, and next thing I knew he'd be a tree in the sunset, singing about marmalade.

Wait, did I say cannabis cat? That was acid cat. Cannabis cat would just walk in, watch Sponge Bob and skip out before he could pay for his half of the pizza.

Damn you, cannabis cat.


Groovy
 
2013-10-19 04:35:40 AM
R.I.P. Mr. Leomang. You woulda gotten the job done without getting caught like that amateur kitty did.
 
2013-10-19 10:29:44 AM
Moldova?  Was it this cat?


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-19 11:01:53 AM
Back in the 1980's I had a cat who loved pot. If I grew it, it was eaten. He could be asleep in another room and if someone lit a joint, he would come plodding in for his share. He liked to be cradled like a baby while I blew smoke in his face. He was the only cat I have ever had who was like that.
 
2013-10-19 03:11:06 PM
We once got a ferret high.  Don't ever get a ferret high.  It's like high-octane evil.
 
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