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(Wonkette)   Sarah Palin is drunk, y'all   (wonkette.com) divider line 340
    More: Amusing, Sarah Palin, Peggy Noonan, Boehner, Megyn Kelly, Shepard Smith  
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2013-10-18 04:31:35 PM  
FTA:  We at Wonket don't hate Megyn Kelly. She's smart. She's got spunk. (We hate spunk.)

I'd have some extra spunk for Megyn Kelly
 
2013-10-18 04:37:52 PM  
Sadly, Palin wasn't drunk; she really is just that farking stupid.
 
2013-10-18 04:40:25 PM  
How can you tell? Did she accidentally say something sensible?
 
2013-10-18 04:43:51 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: How can you tell? Did she accidentally say something sensible?


Can't quite open her eyes all the way and her had motions were odd.  But she sounded her usual amount of stupid - ineptly parroting back answers she doesn't understand and stumbling over basic concepts.
 
2013-10-18 04:46:17 PM  
Could be Rick Perry drunk.
 
2013-10-18 04:49:23 PM  
former half-term griftrix - heh heh
 
2013-10-18 05:09:14 PM  
I made it :36 seconds.   Do I win?
 
2013-10-18 05:13:00 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: I made it :36 seconds.   Do I win?


Well...you beat me.
 
2013-10-18 05:24:00 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: North_Central_Positronics: I made it :36 seconds.   Do I win?

Well...you beat me.


Me, too.
 
2013-10-18 05:42:17 PM  
It's a perfect example of the sarahpalindrome: it makes exactly as much sense backwards as forwards.

/She forgot to say that it had to be all about jobs.
 
2013-10-18 05:47:24 PM  
I've been way drunker than that. But not on television. I think. I mean, it's never been brought to my attention and I guess anything could have happened on those occasions when I "time traveled."
 
2013-10-18 05:49:59 PM  
That's what a random derp generator (RDG) puts out when properly seeded.
 
2013-10-18 05:50:57 PM  
Countdown to fatigue being the excuse, or something really bootstrappy like all the work she did during the government shutdown for our vets left her mentally anguished, etc.

Whatever the case, it won't be her fault.
 
2013-10-18 05:55:20 PM  

Bob Falfa: Sadly, Palin wasn't drunk; she really is just that farking stupid.


drunk or stoned?
she looked totally baked
 
2013-10-18 05:56:19 PM  

namatad: Bob Falfa: Sadly, Palin wasn't drunk; she really is just that farking stupid.

drunk or stoned?
she looked totally baked


They grow some really powerful weed up in Alaska.

So I hear.
 
2013-10-18 06:01:24 PM  
Remember journalism?

Me neither.
 
2013-10-18 06:04:52 PM  
Palin: "...and then of course there's Syria, where he promised to bomb Syria because in that civil war, Syria was going to bomb Syria..."

In a roundabout convoluted way that statement is true, but it's about the most ineloquent way I could imagine it being explained.
 
2013-10-18 06:05:37 PM  

Nabb1: namatad: Bob Falfa: Sadly, Palin wasn't drunk; she really is just that farking stupid.

drunk or stoned?
she looked totally baked

They grow some really powerful weed up in Alaska.

So I hear.


I think the giveaway is the end "they've got to be primaried...otherwise we're going dooown!"
 
2013-10-18 06:07:40 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sin_City_Superhero: North_Central_Positronics: I made it :36 seconds.   Do I win?

Well...you beat me.

Me, too.


I fold.
 
2013-10-18 06:11:46 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: North_Central_Positronics: I made it :36 seconds.   Do I win?

Well...you beat me.


Didn't watch the clock, but I got as far as "*tsk* and then, of course, there's Syria..."

I might go back, though, just to get a "number of lies per second" count.
 
2013-10-18 06:17:46 PM  
That's Oxy, that's not alcohol.
 
2013-10-18 06:21:02 PM  

Confabulat: That's Oxy, that's not alcohol.


My thought, too. Hillbilly heroin for the hillbilly from Wasilla.
 
2013-10-18 06:31:27 PM  

MrBallou: former half-term griftrix - heh heh


A GIS for the term "griftrix" brings up a lot of pictures of ducks, for some reason.

This thread is now ducks.
 
2013-10-18 06:36:45 PM  

fusillade762: MrBallou: former half-term griftrix - heh heh

A GIS for the term "griftrix" brings up a lot of pictures of ducks, for some reason.

This thread is now ducks.


DUCK ROLL!
 
2013-10-18 06:39:28 PM  

fusillade762: MrBallou: former half-term griftrix - heh heh

A GIS for the term "griftrix" brings up a lot of pictures of ducks, for some reason.

This thread is now ducks.


http://www.rebelliouspixels.com/2010/right-wing-radio-duck-donald-di sc overs-glenn-beck

This is hilarious.
 
2013-10-18 06:48:27 PM  
What the Hell was that?  Was she plastered or is she just that big of an idiot, or was her inebriation magnifying her stupidity?
 
2013-10-18 06:49:27 PM  

Nabb1: those occasions when I "time traveled."


Dave Attell reference approved.
 
2013-10-18 06:56:19 PM  
Why do people still listen to anything she says? She couldn't even finish being governor of a state that's barely a state. Then she became a national joke. What does she have to say of any consequence?
 
2013-10-18 07:11:06 PM  
Wow, that was an incredible interview.  What a woman.  I did not watch the article.  I want to lick Sarah Palin's feet.  And so forth.
 
2013-10-18 07:13:12 PM  
Looks more like exhaustion to me. Look how tired she is. So tired.
 
2013-10-18 07:14:29 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Looks more like exhaustion to me. Look how tired she is. So tired.


Yeah because her job is so exhausting. Whatever job that is that she hasn't quit this week.
 
2013-10-18 07:21:00 PM  

Mugato: NewportBarGuy: Looks more like exhaustion to me. Look how tired she is. So tired.

Yeah because her job is so exhausting. Whatever job that is that she hasn't quit this week.


Well, she has been flying all over the country trying to use veterans and such so she can get her fat face all over the teevee box. Goddammit, don't you make me rationalize for this crazy woman! Don't you do it!

You think it's easy trying to convince the world that Obama bombed Pearl Harbor? NO!!
 
2013-10-18 07:25:27 PM  
 
2013-10-18 07:27:01 PM  
Why does Megyn Kelly and the caption call her governor?
 
2013-10-18 07:27:39 PM  
"On a scale of Peggy Noonan to John Boehner how drunk was Sarah Palin on Megyn Kelly's show last night?"

*blink*

Okay, I'm sorry, I don't care what side of the political aisle you fall on that right there is comedic poetry.

It's gold, Jerry.

In other news, this wasn't Sarah's "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille" moment but that day seems closer than ever before.

/Also the notion of a drunk Sarah Palin *on* Megyn Kelly has it's merits as well.
 
2013-10-18 07:27:55 PM  
Is it normal to call someone who once held an office by the title of that office long after they QUIT that office?
 
2013-10-18 07:31:35 PM  

Heliovdrake: Is it normal to call someone who once held an office by the title of that office long after they QUIT that office?


I think at this point it's ironic. Like calling a fat dude 'Tiny.'
 
2013-10-18 07:32:14 PM  

Heliovdrake: Is it normal to call someone who once held an office by the title of that office long after they QUIT that office?


On Fox it is.
 
2013-10-18 07:33:51 PM  
I think that that was just normal for her. It would be funny to see a transcript of that, I kept cringing at her grammatical errors. Also she starts a topic, then sort of never finishes and wanders off into some kind of stream of consciousness thing where one bleat induces another unrelated bleat.
 
2013-10-18 07:34:39 PM  
Right now, I'm more drunk than she is and I could make a more coherent statement. I don't think she's drunk, she's just dumber than I am.
 
2013-10-18 07:34:45 PM  
You wanted to know where I'm from? I'm from Connecticut, Mayflower stock. I was taught that my prince would come, and he would be a lawyer, and I would have his children. And on the weekends we would barbecue. And all the other princes and their princesses would come, and they would say, "Delicious, delicious." Oh, how boring.
 
2013-10-18 07:35:54 PM  
I doubt it was Oxy. It's probably some doctor-approved sedative like Valium that she chews like candy to deal with all the self-induced stress she creates for herself. Raging middle-aged conservative lady disease. It's commonly treated with sedatives or a bottle of wine every night.
 
2013-10-18 07:36:09 PM  
Jesus Christ, she's nodding off in parts. That ain't alcohol.
 
2013-10-18 07:36:55 PM  
When someone's brain functions as poorly as hers does how do you even tell when she's drunk? She's nicer?
 
2013-10-18 07:37:03 PM  
Good point Sarah, Obama has made us more dependent on foreign oil...


U.S. Becomes World's Top Oil Producer in 2013, PIRA Says


Oh wait, you are dumbass!!
 
2013-10-18 07:37:19 PM  
I'm used to Sarah Palin being stupid and making no sense, but that got surreal at a certain point.  You could almost see Megyn Kelly reconsider her career choice.
 
2013-10-18 07:39:03 PM  

TheManWho: Why does Megyn Kelly and the caption call her governor?


Heliovdrake: Is it normal to call someone who once held an office by the title of that office long after they QUIT that office?


Yes it is.   You always call a former elected official by the last highest office they held.  It's President Clinton, President Bush, President Bush.

Governor Jerry Brown was interesting.  He was Governor Brown until he was Mayor of Oakland, then when he was done, he became Governor Brown again, even before he was re-elected...well...Governor.
 
2013-10-18 07:39:26 PM  
This woman was a very dubiously reliable heartbeat away from having the launch codes.
 
2013-10-18 07:39:58 PM  
Wait wait wait.  Why did Megyn Kelly have this irrelevant nobody who has no influence in the GOP on her show?

Can the resident GOP-holes explain this one?  Is Megyn Kelly a washed-up has-been as well?
 
2013-10-18 07:41:05 PM  

Confabulat: That's Oxy, that's not alcohol.


Some sort of opiate anyway. I'm guessing Vicodin.
 
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