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(Metro)   Which is worse: A)You drop your wedding ring down the toilet & have to tell your wife. B)Drop it down the toilet, try to get it yourself, get your hand stuck, be rescued by the fire department, shamed on the internet & still having to tell your wife   ( divider line
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2013-10-18 02:01:38 PM  
2 votes:
C) This all happens at your girlfriend's house. That would be worse.
2013-10-18 01:59:45 PM  
2 votes:
A is obviously worse. At least with B you tried.
2013-10-18 02:13:36 PM  
1 vote:

sotua: As someone who has experienced the rising price of gold due to wife misplacing her ring twice during our marriage, I'm getting a kick...

/last one cost as much as both rings did ten years ago
//good thing she lost it, mine must weigh double
///and that's without catching hell

Jeez maybe just get her a cheap imitation after she loses it the first time? Certainly by the second. Chalk me up as one if those people who just doesn't "get" the value of an expensive ring. The ring is just a trinket to indicate to the world that you are off the market. Gold is overrated too, there are other more interesting materials.
2013-10-18 02:06:36 PM  
1 vote:
Why did he take his ring off to use the toilet?
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