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(Metro)   Which is worse: A)You drop your wedding ring down the toilet & have to tell your wife. B)Drop it down the toilet, try to get it yourself, get your hand stuck, be rescued by the fire department, shamed on the internet & still having to tell your wife   (metro.co.uk) divider line 41
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2013-10-18 01:59:45 PM  
A is obviously worse. At least with B you tried.
 
2013-10-18 02:01:23 PM  
C. The answer's always C, right?
 
2013-10-18 02:01:38 PM  
C) This all happens at your girlfriend's house. That would be worse.
 
2013-10-18 02:02:39 PM  
And with B) you can use your new found popularity to do one of those phony sympathy kickstarters for a new ring and end up with mucho dinero.
 
2013-10-18 02:03:15 PM  
As someone who has experienced the rising price of gold due to wife misplacing her ring twice during our marriage, I'm getting a kick...

/last one cost as much as both rings did ten years ago
//good thing she lost it, mine must weigh double
///and that's without catching hell
 
2013-10-18 02:05:07 PM  
Oh Zhang!
 
2013-10-18 02:05:38 PM  

olddeegee: C) This all happens at your girlfriend's house. That would be worse.


D) Boyfriend.
 
2013-10-18 02:06:36 PM  
Why did he take his ring off to use the toilet?
 
2013-10-18 02:06:52 PM  
Subby fail - there's no (c).  There's always a (c) option because the answer is always (c).

Stick with the format!
 
2013-10-18 02:11:26 PM  
It's a trap.
 
2013-10-18 02:12:03 PM  
shiatty
 
2013-10-18 02:12:09 PM  

Literally Addicted: Subby fail - there's no (c).  There's always a (c) option because the answer is always (c).

Stick with the format!


option C is "having the fact that you got your arm stuck in a rank pipe full of shiat photographed and posted on the internet"
 
2013-10-18 02:13:36 PM  

sotua: As someone who has experienced the rising price of gold due to wife misplacing her ring twice during our marriage, I'm getting a kick...

/last one cost as much as both rings did ten years ago
//good thing she lost it, mine must weigh double
///and that's without catching hell


Jeez maybe just get her a cheap imitation after she loses it the first time? Certainly by the second. Chalk me up as one if those people who just doesn't "get" the value of an expensive ring. The ring is just a trinket to indicate to the world that you are off the market. Gold is overrated too, there are other more interesting materials.
 
2013-10-18 02:15:05 PM  

Cork on Fork: Literally Addicted: Subby fail - there's no (c).  There's always a (c) option because the answer is always (c).

Stick with the format!

option C is "having the fact that you got your arm stuck in a rank pipe full of shiat photographed and posted on the internet"


His wife ought to appreciate that she's got a guy willing to go through such lengths to attempt to retrieve the ring. It's not like he put it in the toilet on purpose.
 
2013-10-18 02:16:16 PM  
depends

did he get the ring back or not?

both subby and tfa neglected to tell us the most important detail in judging which is worse

/hehe ... depends
 
2013-10-18 02:19:38 PM  

James10952001: His wife ought to appreciate that she's got a guy willing to go through such lengths to attempt to retrieve the ring. It's not like he put it in the toilet on purpose.

who probably just got hepatitis and lord knows what else
 
GBB
2013-10-18 02:20:23 PM  
If I was one of the rescuers, I'd at least get a pic of me shaking the hand in the ceiling.
 
2013-10-18 02:22:45 PM  
Dear Mrs. Zhang, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumber yard burned down.
 
2013-10-18 02:23:37 PM  
I'm going to go with (c) - getting married in the first place.
 
2013-10-18 02:24:15 PM  
According to TFA, he lost his own ring, claiming he took it off to shower. If that was the case, why not tell the wife? I think he lost his ring because he has a mistress that doesn't know he's married, thus not telling the wife.
 
2013-10-18 02:27:04 PM  
This is what you get for not closing the lid.

=Smidge=
 
2013-10-18 02:33:59 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-18 02:47:07 PM  

Cork on Fork: James10952001: His wife ought to appreciate that she's got a guy willing to go through such lengths to attempt to retrieve the ring. It's not like he put it in the toilet on purpose.who probably just got hepatitis and lord knows what else


From his own toilet?
 
2013-10-18 02:48:32 PM  

uncleacid: It's a trap.


I see what you did there...
 
2013-10-18 02:51:29 PM  

Anayalator: A is obviously worse. At least with B you tried.

Indeed.

 
2013-10-18 02:51:36 PM  
There is no way that I would stick my hand down a squat toilet. I don't care what I lost down it...1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-18 02:52:00 PM  
You should always retrieve your lost ring from the toilet. You'll never know when you'll need it to stop a hydraulic door from closing.
 
2013-10-18 03:16:23 PM  
Obscure? No.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-18 03:17:57 PM  
HAHA! Also:

watchesinmovies.info
 
2013-10-18 03:27:03 PM  
B
and your wife maybe, just maybe will forgive you.

But if she lost hers, it's no big deal.
You need to get over it and buy her a new one.
NOW
 
2013-10-18 03:32:39 PM  
Came for Abyss. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-18 03:53:06 PM  
Came for the Ed Harris blue-stained hand from the chemical toilet at the beginning of "Abyss"... and leaving dissatisfied. I remember it being more prominent than that!
 
2013-10-18 04:16:03 PM  
I lost mine a few months after our wedding.

No big deal for the following reasons

a) I lost a bunch of weight, which is why it slipped off.

b) it was a silver ring I bought for $30, same as her wedding ring (I sprang for a very nice engagement ring)

c) My wife isn't a miserable farking coont.
 
2013-10-18 04:16:22 PM  
Trick question. You'll never win. Even if you think it's the lesser of two evils, she'll make sure you see the error of your ways. Do or do not, there is no try.
 
2013-10-18 04:26:10 PM  
EbolaNYC:
silver ring I bought for $30

You paid less for your silver one than I paid for my titanium one.  Did I get ripped off?  At least if I lose it I can just buy an exact duplicate on Etsy and have it in a week.  Hell, maybe I should have a spare hidden away somewhere...

/guy logic
 
2013-10-18 04:37:40 PM  
How about C) Go the jewelry store and replace the ring before the wife notices?
 
2013-10-18 04:37:54 PM  
Helll no , that's why I always keep at least a dozen around of those rings around at all times for any emergency!
 
2013-10-18 04:40:13 PM  

No Such Agency: EbolaNYC:
silver ring I bought for $30

You paid less for your silver one than I paid for my titanium one.  Did I get ripped off?  At least if I lose it I can just buy an exact duplicate on Etsy and have it in a week.  Hell, maybe I should have a spare hidden away somewhere...

/guy logic


Titanium is harder to machine, but I wouldn't pay A LOT more for it.

I can get another one in 10 minutes anyway :).
 
2013-10-18 10:14:00 PM  

TheRealist II: Helll no , that's why I always keep at least a dozen around of those rings around at all times for any emergency!


My actual wedding band is safely stored away while I have several different, inexpensive rings made of titanium or tungsten carbide that I actually wear around.

/plenty of inexpensive men's rings to be found on Amazon

/call me crazy, but I take off my rings before I shiat on the toilet & wipe my ass
 
2013-10-19 02:57:56 PM  

James10952001: sotua: As someone who has experienced the rising price of gold due to wife misplacing her ring twice during our marriage, I'm getting a kick...

/last one cost as much as both rings did ten years ago
//good thing she lost it, mine must weigh double
///and that's without catching hell

Jeez maybe just get her a cheap imitation after she loses it the first time? Certainly by the second. Chalk me up as one if those people who just doesn't "get" the value of an expensive ring. The ring is just a trinket to indicate to the world that you are off the market. Gold is overrated too, there are other more interesting materials.


If she loses the third one, I'm selling mine and using the cash to buy us both a couple of brushed steel rings. I have nothing against jewelery and I like gold, but damn, woman, Sauron's got nuthin' on me by now xD
 
2013-10-19 06:02:21 PM  

JaCiNto: There is no way that I would stick my hand down a squat toilet. I don't care what I lost down it...[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1133]


Heh. I was forced to use a squat in a restaurant in China. My digestive system was ravaged by the traveller's malaise, I'm not very limber, and the place didn't have a mop. Or a shovel. If I'd dropped my ring, it would have been just too bad.

/Never again.
 
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