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(Houston Press)   12 awesome ways to make your dog hate you   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 49
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2013-10-18 11:57:02 AM  
I am glad they put that on three pages because one or two would have been too much information at once for me to handle.
 
2013-10-18 12:44:18 PM  
That's 12 owners who deserve to be bitten and/or have their shoes crapped in.
 
2013-10-18 12:56:38 PM  
Tried dressing my dog up one year.

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He ate that tie about 20 seconds after the picture was taken.
 
2013-10-18 01:29:22 PM  
Marley dressed as a cat one year.


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(she didn't fool me for a second)
 
2013-10-18 01:34:25 PM  
Cook and eat a pound of bacon right in front of her.

/eventually I broke down and gave her some lots
 
2013-10-18 01:35:20 PM  
I'm sure some dogs like it or maybe just don't mind it...but I wish jerks would stop treating their dogs like it's a toy or accessory.
 
2013-10-18 01:35:54 PM  
Get a cat.
 
2013-10-18 01:39:50 PM  
My dog likes to dress up as laundry.

www.n2wzb.net
 
2013-10-18 01:41:28 PM  

not2bright: My dog likes to dress up as laundry.

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holy shiat I died of cute.

/dies
 
2013-10-18 01:41:55 PM  
Saks stays adorable and warm with this bunny costume, but skip the carrots please.

Skip the carrots? My dog loves carrots. And broccoli. And cat shiat.
 
2013-10-18 01:42:45 PM  

Lady Indica: I'm sure some dogs like it or maybe just don't mind it...but I wish jerks would stop treating their dogs like it's a toy or accessory.


I'm pretty sure most dogs hate it.  At least these ones do.

/I love the stink-eye they give the owner
 
2013-10-18 01:43:16 PM  
DIRE-BEETUS!
 
2013-10-18 01:44:49 PM  
I'm sure most of those abominations unto the Lord were chewed off by their respective dogs within 30 seconds of each photo.
 
2013-10-18 01:49:18 PM  
Trick or dog biscuit.
 
2013-10-18 01:50:13 PM  
Those are the most uninspired dog costumes I've ever seen. I like these better:

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2013-10-18 01:50:41 PM  

Lady Indica: not2bright: My dog likes to dress up as laundry.

[www.n2wzb.net image 512x384]

holy shiat I died of cute.

/dies


This!
 
2013-10-18 01:51:09 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Saks stays adorable and warm with this bunny costume, but skip the carrots please.

Skip the carrots? My dog loves carrots. And broccoli. And cat shiat.


Mine only like peas and cheese.

CuteSB: buried a blueberry in dog food, thinking he wouldn't notice.  he didn't just eat around it, he left it beside the bowl

Mah cutie:

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2013-10-18 01:53:12 PM  

NutWrench: Those are the most uninspired dog costumes I've ever seen. I like these better:


Skeleton dog is awesome.

You couldn't do that with a cat.
 
2013-10-18 01:56:24 PM  
Cats, Subby. Cats will hate you if you dress them up. They will also leave permanent scarring.

Dogs, however, appreciate being one of the pack. (Also, they do not know about mockery and irony)
 
2013-10-18 01:58:31 PM  

not2bright: My dog likes to dress up as laundry.

[www.n2wzb.net image 512x384]


OMG SO CUTE SO ADORABLE SO SO SO....

*thud*

/also died of cute
 
2013-10-18 01:59:40 PM  
None of those costumes were even that good.

...but since I'm here...

RIP Daisy Duke


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2013-10-18 02:04:38 PM  

Literally Addicted: Lady Indica: I'm sure some dogs like it or maybe just don't mind it...but I wish jerks would stop treating their dogs like it's a toy or accessory.

I'm pretty sure most dogs hate it.  At least these ones do.

/I love the stink-eye they give the owner


BWAHAHAHA!!  It's like he was thinking "That's right.  Come closer, biatch, so I can eat your face."
 
2013-10-18 02:10:05 PM  

Literally Addicted: NutWrench: Those are the most uninspired dog costumes I've ever seen. I like these better:

Skeleton dog is awesome.

You couldn't do that with a cat.


Yay, skeleton dog.  I think that's mostly O.K. because the dog doesn't actually have to wear anything and can move freely, not overheat, etc.  What a beautiful color it is, too.
 
2013-10-18 02:13:48 PM  
hyperallergic.com
 
2013-10-18 02:15:30 PM  
Those were pretty lame.  Or tame.  Or both.  Should have checked this out on FARK, first.

My mutt is a beagle/hound mix  He's fine with a collar and leash,  but good luck getting him to wear any sort of farkin' costume.
 
2013-10-18 02:21:29 PM  
I noticed that pretty much all of the dogs in TFA were too small for the most part to put up much of a fuss (or were some sort of retriever & were cool with most anything as long as attention was being paid to them...).

No fancy costumes here although one year I did spray paint the newfies to look like skunks.
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The other two were too mortified to have their picture taken...
 
2013-10-18 02:22:21 PM  
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2013-10-18 02:23:04 PM  

Literally Addicted: Lady Indica: I'm sure some dogs like it or maybe just don't mind it...but I wish jerks would stop treating their dogs like it's a toy or accessory.

I'm pretty sure most dogs hate it.  At least these ones do.

/I love the stink-eye they give the owner


That is a look of utter comtempt
 
2013-10-18 02:24:23 PM  
And yes, those costumes were lame.

Want your dog to hate you?

i216.photobucket.com

Eyebrows!
 
2013-10-18 02:32:23 PM  

Muta: I am glad they put that on three pages because one or two would have been too much information at once for me to handle.


I just closed the tab after four mediocre ways.
 
2013-10-18 02:36:41 PM  
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2013-10-18 02:39:24 PM  
blogs.houstonpress.com

The look says it all: "I'm suddenly glad that I peed in your shoes and got away with it."
 
2013-10-18 02:39:35 PM  

Banned on the Run: And yes, those costumes were lame.

Want your dog to hate you?

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Eyebrows!


OH I love dogs with eyebrows
 
2013-10-18 02:40:13 PM  
Won a "homemade costume - large breed" contest last year:
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2013-10-18 02:40:29 PM  

Banned on the Run: And yes, those costumes were lame.

Want your dog to hate you?

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Eyebrows!


I did that to my pitbull once.  Best decision EVER.
 
2013-10-18 02:41:46 PM  
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Once, I put a dress on a chainsaw. Yes. That is the attitude. You can see it in her eyes.
 
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2013-10-18 02:47:58 PM  

Skyd1v: Tried dressing my dog up one year.

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He ate that tie about 20 seconds after the picture was taken.


was that.... an edible tie? "yeaaaaaahhh......"
 
2013-10-18 02:51:12 PM  
Awesome??

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All the pics in this thread are better than that terrible, unecessarily-multi-page 'listicle'.  And, I might have to tear off a corner on my man card, but I want to snuggle Laundry Dog.
 
2013-10-18 02:51:13 PM  

HortusMatris: [hyperallergic.com image 597x352]


That is creepy but I love the stink-eye on the bigger dog.  He/she is obviously not amused.
 
2013-10-18 03:10:15 PM  
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2013-10-18 03:13:06 PM  
I'm sorely tempted to put the Ewok costumes on my two Shih Tzu's.I saw a picture of it and it's just too perfect. But, don't have any party or event to take them to.
 
2013-10-18 03:35:59 PM  
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www.vh1.com
 
2013-10-18 05:20:14 PM  
Father Jake

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2013-10-18 05:21:10 PM  
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Mr and Mrs Awesome-sauce and family.
 
2013-10-18 05:25:31 PM  
You're missing The Dogtor

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2013-10-18 05:27:27 PM  
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2013-10-18 05:45:43 PM  
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/not mine - my dog does not play dressup willingly
 
2013-10-18 06:36:14 PM  

BullBearMS: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 500x750]

Mr and Mrs Awesome-sauce and family.


Okay, I'm not normally all about dressing up dogs, but that is awesome.
 
2013-10-18 11:05:41 PM  

DemonEater: You're missing The Dogtor

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You suck and I hate you so much (for thinking of that)

Stolen idea...*YOINK*
 
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