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(Celebslam)   "Blurred Lines" model Emily Ratajkowski says getting naked in the video let her show off her dorky side. Wait, this is what dorks look like nowadays?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 54
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2013-10-18 12:40:45 PM  
fistofangrygod.jpg

/and I anxiously await the countdown to start until she becomes the new "hate" girl on Fark.
//oooohhh how I want to hate her...so hard

dev.postgradproblems.com
 
2013-10-18 12:40:50 PM  
topless, not naked.
 
2013-10-18 12:42:21 PM  
She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs
 
2013-10-18 12:44:05 PM  
Silly, maybe but dorky? That's not really what anyone would consider to fulfill any of the ideas of dorky. Dorky in the "look what I can do, pay attention to me!" sort of way that tends to fuel the GOTIS syndrome that some people have, but not in the traditional or conventional sense of how the term is used nowadays.

I was just so disappointed by that video. Sure, the girls were cute and all but the song had at least a semblance of a story and Thicke just fell back on the idea that jiggling girls will sell everything. Well, it will to a point but it doesn't make up for the fact that he could've done a lot more with the video and didn't.
 
IP
2013-10-18 12:47:03 PM  
i281.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-18 12:47:41 PM  

jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs


Hey, those are some of the better fake boobs out there that I've seen. Be thankful that they didn't look like these:

rollingout.com

And now for some brain bleach for us all. 

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-18 12:50:27 PM  
Dorky? Damn I was born in the wrong year.
 
2013-10-18 12:53:20 PM  

jaytkay: too bad about the fake boobs


https://twitter.com/emrata/status/289577960200105985

Now have a seat over there.
 
2013-10-18 12:54:14 PM  

jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs


They're real, no boob job.
 
2013-10-18 12:54:18 PM  

jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs


I was going to post the tweet, but I didn't feel like dealing with a Fark shiatstorm.

She tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini at 14, when she started modeling, and the jugs were there then.
 
2013-10-18 12:56:57 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-18 01:15:22 PM  

tokyogirl79: jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs

Hey, those are some of the better fake boobs out there that I've seen. Be thankful that they didn't look like these:

[rollingout.com image 600x400]



Talk about uncanny valley
 
2013-10-18 01:21:08 PM  
She is more proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. Or at least procreate.
 
2013-10-18 01:22:51 PM  

FinFangFark: jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs

I was going to post the tweet, but I didn't feel like dealing with a Fark shiatstorm.

She tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini at 14, when she started modeling, and the jugs were there then.


No one should feel compelled to provide evidence for the patently obvious. For some reason, rather than keeping this embarrassing fact to themselves, these nimrods run around telling everyone that they've never even been in close proximity to an actual woman. So sad.
 
2013-10-18 01:28:51 PM  
Hey, what's Alicia Silverstone up to these days?
 
2013-10-18 01:32:23 PM  

jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs


You're an idiot
 
2013-10-18 01:36:14 PM  

1. Put snakes on plane: FinFangFark: jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs

I was going to post the tweet, but I didn't feel like dealing with a Fark shiatstorm.

She tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini at 14, when she started modeling, and the jugs were there then.

No one should feel compelled to provide evidence for the patently obvious. For some reason, rather than keeping this embarrassing fact to themselves, these nimrods run around telling everyone that they've never even been in close proximity to an actual woman. So sad.


Very true.

And as for her.  She's got that body-type you clamor for.  You know, cute ass, tiny waist, great rack....

I gotta go.
 
2013-10-18 01:39:52 PM  
Wouldn't her jugs have gotten larger almost a decade later, instead of smaller? It doesn't look as though she's more slender than she was when she was 14. I am skeptical about her being 14 in that pic. However, I am not skeptical about the possibility that she has not had a boob job. Skinny women with large breasts do exist.
 
2013-10-18 01:41:18 PM  

farkplug: Wouldn't her jugs have gotten larger almost a decade later, instead of smaller? It doesn't look as though she's more slender than she was when she was 14. I am skeptical about her being 14 in that pic. However, I am not skeptical about the possibility that she has not had a boob job. Skinny women with large breasts do exist.


They do, and they are awesome.
 
2013-10-18 02:36:26 PM  

tennesseemike: topless, not naked.


You do not have to do much more then type her name into google, I think she has posed fully nude more then a  clothed.  Guess its just a lucky break between some random internet model and a "fashion"  or music video model

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-18 02:52:36 PM  
http://i.minus.com/id0UYbmf99fDv.gif

Not sure what this is, would be her letting her dorky side out i guess?  NS4W
 
2013-10-18 02:59:09 PM  
She is a goddess, and my new measurement for hotness.
 
2013-10-18 03:20:55 PM  
Seems like I recently saw some photographer's blog with pics of her totally naked.

/DAYUM
 
2013-10-18 03:22:47 PM  
She's the best part about that video.
 
2013-10-18 03:38:02 PM  

WillofJ2: http://i.minus.com/id0UYbmf99fDv.gif

Not sure what this is, would be her letting her dorky side out i guess?  NS4W


This woman should never ever ever ever be clothed.
 
2013-10-18 03:49:16 PM  
I was totally mesmerized by all three women when they played Colbchella. The blonde in particular demanded my attention.
 
2013-10-18 04:20:13 PM  

WillofJ2: tennesseemike: topless, not naked.

You do not have to do much more then type her name into google, I think she has posed fully nude more then a  clothed.  Guess its just a lucky break between some random internet model and a "fashion"  or music video model

[i.imgur.com image 500x281]


I have have since discovered that, but the article was referencing the video.
 
2013-10-18 05:04:17 PM  
GIS her, she gets naked for a bottled water
 
2013-10-18 05:07:36 PM  
Ok, I'm dumb. I didn't realize that there was an uncensored version of that video. All I can say is:

Great Scott!
 
2013-10-18 05:08:48 PM  

jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs


OK just watched the video in question.  Fakies don't move like that.
 
2013-10-18 05:28:46 PM  
For some reason, people seem to be under the impression that skinny women can't have big bewbs. I knew two chicks in high school who were really thin and still bad very impressive boobs.

/It was awesome.
//I wish this story had the "I slept with either of them" twist, but it doesn't.
 
2013-10-18 05:51:50 PM  
I know this is the closest most of you have come to actual tits, but just an FYI, nothung about her rack says fake. Not even remotely. //I can tell having seen a few racks in my day.
 
2013-10-18 07:02:37 PM  

FinFangFark: jaytkay: She's pretty too bad about the fake boobs

I was going to post the tweet, but I didn't feel like dealing with a Fark shiatstorm.

She tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini at 14, when she started modeling, and the jugs were there then.


Somewhere in England there's some lucky bastard tipping back a pint and telling all his buddies "I was the first bloke to ever motorboat those."
 
2013-10-18 07:25:07 PM  
She's got killer boobs and sexy eyes. But this is fark, I'd rather have Christina Hendricks.
 
2013-10-18 07:26:15 PM  

Mr.Poops: She's got killer boobs and sexy eyes. But this is fark, I'd rather have Christina Hendricks.


Whynotboth.jpg?

Nothing wrong with mixing things up a little.
 
2013-10-18 08:36:15 PM  
I hate to sound like Studman69, but she does absolutely nothing for me.
 
2013-10-18 08:51:22 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-10-18 09:04:33 PM  

WillofJ2: http://i.minus.com/id0UYbmf99fDv.gif

Not sure what this is, would be her letting her dorky side out i guess?  NS4W


I love you her.
 
IP
2013-10-18 09:05:11 PM  

slayer199: I hate to sound like Studman69, but she does absolutely nothing for me.


"Absolutely nothing?"

www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-10-18 09:07:43 PM  

IP: "Absolutely nothing?"


I didn't say she wasn't attractive...just not my type...more into spinners or thin girls with B's.
 
2013-10-18 09:10:22 PM  
Clicks link to twitter post with her as a 14 year old..


No, that's quite alright I brought my own seat..
 
IP
2013-10-18 09:15:38 PM  

slayer199: IP: "Absolutely nothing?"

I didn't say she wasn't attractive...just not my type...more into spinners or thin girls with B's.


Well then you've certainly got higher standards than me.


/wait...
 
2013-10-18 09:25:41 PM  

IP: Well then you've certainly got higher standards than me.


/wait...


Not about standards, it's about preference.

cdn.brosome.com

more my style.
 
2013-10-19 12:13:40 AM  
There are tards who can't tell they're real? Wow.
 
2013-10-19 01:15:37 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: There are tards who can't tell they're real? Wow.


There's always at least one in every thread where a woman has decent sized titties. A girl with big ol titties could be shown naked, laying flat on her back with her boobies falling off her chest sideways or she could be bouncing upside down with them jiggling like not quite set jello and there'd still be folks saying they're fakes.
 
2013-10-19 01:21:48 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: 7th Son of a 7th Son: There are tards who can't tell they're real? Wow.

There's always at least one in every thread where a woman has decent sized titties. A girl with big ol titties could be shown naked, laying flat on her back with her boobies falling off her chest sideways or she could be bouncing upside down with them jiggling like not quite set jello and there'd still be folks saying they're fakes.

 
2013-10-19 01:22:35 AM  

Trocadero: Dingleberry Dickwad: 7th Son of a 7th Son: There are tards who can't tell they're real? Wow.

There's always at least one in every thread where a woman has decent sized titties. A girl with big ol titties could be shown naked, laying flat on her back with her boobies falling off her chest sideways or she could be bouncing upside down with them jiggling like not quite set jello and there'd still be folks saying they're fakes.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-19 01:46:04 AM  
Fake boobs?  Probably not.  But the lips aren't natural.

/yes, I realize that she's hotter than a vast majority of women out there, but the lips still bother me.
 
2013-10-19 03:31:24 AM  
notice she is rocking the landing strip trim style in the video.  those panties are not completely opaque.
classy, always a fan.
 
2013-10-19 05:09:34 AM  
The name sounds vaguely familiar.. but the link is blocked at work.

/having a rough night anyway
 
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