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(Metronews.ca)   "A work crew was dispatched immediately to circumcise it"   (metronews.ca) divider line 29
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2013-10-18 12:47:20 PM
Summon the Mohel!
 
2013-10-18 12:47:35 PM
Forget charging the person. Hire him/her.

I like animal-shaped shrubbery.

/never enough giraffes tho
 
2013-10-18 12:50:12 PM
"A work crew was dispatched immediately to circumcise it"

upload.wikimedia.org

What is 'some huge dick driving on the highway?'
 
2013-10-18 12:53:08 PM
Oy vay.
 
2013-10-18 12:55:21 PM
"Parks director John Miceli said this is the first case he can recall where vandals have targeted municipal shrubbery."

theiowarepublican.com
 
2013-10-18 12:56:26 PM
Edward Scissorhands unavailable for comment.
 
2013-10-18 01:01:18 PM
Windsor, meh. This would never happen in Ypsilanti.
 
2013-10-18 01:02:26 PM
Bill and Frank from the Windsor Parks Department took selfies with it before getting out the chainsaw.
 
2013-10-18 01:03:51 PM
Countryside terrorized!The Lewd  Landscaper strikes again!

Lewd Landscaper's topiary topical

Say it with flowers! Lewd Landscaper!

Cacti orgy found in municipal park. Situation gets prickly

Giant **** found on grounds of Mayor's House. "That's not me!" says the Mayor

Nude gardening all the rage


Yes, there is a Monty Python reference for this sort of thing!

"This sort of thing is not my bag" says hypocrite

Greenery Goon Gathers Moss

Kate Moss nonplussed, zero-sized

Rutabagas carved into Slack-o-Lanterns!

Horticultural whore arts harnassed by tourism trade

Hortence hears a WTF?!

Demeter down in dumps over rapture of Persephone

Lewd Landscaper is the Banksy of mossy banks, groves, dales

Now the headlines are just getting silly
 
2013-10-18 01:21:24 PM
That takes balls!
 
2013-10-18 01:22:45 PM
Now it's just a bush.
 
2013-10-18 01:27:14 PM

uncleacid: Now it's just a bush.


This.
 
2013-10-18 01:31:56 PM
Even jokester tree trimmers prefer circumcised!

/enjoys the circ thread shenanigans
 
2013-10-18 01:38:45 PM
I have a shrub in front of my house that is vaguely shaped like a butt-plug. I'm tempted to trim it so it is definitely shaped like a butt-plug and wait to see if anyone notices.
 
2013-10-18 01:49:24 PM

darwinwench: I have a shrub in front of my house that is vaguely shaped like a butt-plug. I'm tempted to trim it so it is definitely shaped like a butt-plug and wait to see if anyone notices.


Might as well make it this kind. I guarantee people will notice.
 
2013-10-18 01:51:47 PM
If they were REALLY good, they would have rerouted the irrigation so the dripper/sprinkler was positioned right at the tip.
 
2013-10-18 01:55:38 PM
Shrubbery vandal -what a dick
 
2013-10-18 01:58:46 PM
that looks more like one of those stupid over-coddled up-shift/down-shift toggle sticks than a penis
 
2013-10-18 02:11:03 PM
Wow, haven't seen a Dick/Bush this popular since 2004.
pubrecord.org
 
2013-10-18 02:16:10 PM
Well, we can't have THAT!

farm5.staticflickr.com

/ribbed for her pleasure!
 
2013-10-18 02:30:54 PM
 
2013-10-18 02:43:33 PM
Bushes fault!

/ No, really.
 
2013-10-18 02:53:26 PM

HortusMatris: Wanted for questioning:
[holykaw.alltop.com image 360x270]


She's got a really happy "Come to Mama" look on her face ...
 
2013-10-18 04:34:30 PM
Just set it of fire, and tell everyone it had an STD.
 
2013-10-18 07:21:16 PM
If the lewd landscaper is caught, Miceli said they could be charged with destroying municipal property.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-18 10:06:26 PM
1389blog.com
 
2013-10-19 07:54:41 AM
I read that as "Cork screw".
 
2013-10-19 02:28:42 PM
  This is what it looked like during and after they cut it wpmedia.blogs.windsorstar.com
 
2013-10-19 03:11:03 PM

sixpack: This is what it looked like during and after they cut it [wpmedia.blogs.windsorstar.com image 850x1262]


basementrejects.com
 
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