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(The Raw Story)   Having failed to unseat President Obama, some Tea Party leaders are considering a class action lawsuit against 'homosexuality'. Yes, really   (rawstory.com) divider line 83
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2013-10-18 12:37:17 PM
13 votes:
Peter LaBarbera - President of the anti-gay organization Americans for Truth about Homosexuality.
Rick (Richard) Scarborough - Leads Vision America Action and the Judeo-Christian Council for Constitutional Restoration.

So much homophobia coming from two guys who's first names are Peter and Dick.
2013-10-18 01:01:04 PM
9 votes:
Old Man litigates against cloud.
2013-10-18 01:53:38 PM
8 votes:
STOP STICKING YOUR DICK IN WHAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU TO STICK DICKS IN BECAUSE I'M CONCERNED THAT DICKS MIGHT BE DELICIOUS!
2013-10-18 10:00:06 AM
8 votes:
I say counter sue with a class action against stupidity. There are billions to be made in a suit like that.
2013-10-18 10:25:56 AM
7 votes:

naughtyrev: I say counter sue with a class action against stupidity. There are billions to be made in a suit like that.


*open constitution.txt*
*CRTL-F stupid*

Phrase not found.

HA! Nice try libtard! - Check and Mate - KING ME!
2013-10-18 02:12:57 PM
6 votes:

Rapmaster2000: This can't be true.  Everyone knows that the Tea Party is ONLY concerned about the budget.


Rapmaster is right. Fox News told me so.

"Fox News loves me, this I know
"Cuz O'Reilly told me so
"Clueless ones watch it all day
"Learning how to hate teh ghey.

"Yes, Fox News loves me
"Yes, Fox News loves me
"Yes, Fox News loves me
"O'Reilly told me so."
2013-10-18 01:59:17 PM
6 votes:
Well ain't that a dick in the ass!
2013-10-18 01:23:45 PM
6 votes:
DO IT, FA--

er...
2013-10-18 12:29:11 PM
6 votes:
I want to file a class action suit against Christianity. It prevented me from getting laid for years and inflicted mental anguish and suffering.

Think I got a shot?
2013-10-18 02:15:49 PM
5 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Even this guy thinks that's incredibly stupid

[www.goldismoney2.com image 320x240]


Wolverine has really let himself go.
2013-10-18 02:12:24 PM
5 votes:
I'm going to sue unicorns for not being real.
2013-10-18 02:08:14 PM
5 votes:

miss diminutive: A tea party leader and former Baptist pastor - who believes that AIDS is God's judgement against LGBT people - this week proposed filing a class action lawsuit against "homosexuality".

This is just weapons grade stupid.

First off, if God did send AIDS as a punishment against homosexuals, why aren't heterosexuals immune? If he did sent it to punish gays, then why do lesbians have significantly fewer cases of HIV? How does one prosecute a sexual orientation? If this man is actually a leader of the Tea Party, is it possible said party is populated by dimwitted, ignorant buffoons who have no grasp on reality and hide behind a veneer of fiscal reform to hide their bigoted and hateful core?


The lord works in mysterious ways.

Matthew 5:45, "...He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

img534.imageshack.us
2013-10-18 02:06:31 PM
5 votes:
Their sense of moral outrage is absolutely throbbing. You can see the thick, meaty veins in their necks standing out from here. It's something. Loss make them quit? No sir, they are taking lemons and making lemonade. They are a lemonade party. If they can't push their way through the tight obstructions of the democratic... Ass? Donkey?... they will reach around until they have their fist on the prize they desperately crave, spreading their seed of freedom on the pages of history.
2013-10-18 10:28:13 AM
5 votes:
God bless your poor, dear sweet hearts, y'all, but you do try so very hard, don't you?
2013-10-18 02:03:04 PM
4 votes:
The Tea Party: Full Retard isn't where we should stop, IT'S WHERE WE FARKING START.
2013-10-18 02:01:40 PM
4 votes:
This can't be true.  Everyone knows that the Tea Party is ONLY concerned about the budget.
2013-10-18 10:14:43 AM
4 votes:
Just a grassroots organization of small government conservatives.
2013-10-18 03:52:39 PM
3 votes:

someonelse: gingerjet: FTFA At a Tea Party Unity event on Thursday, LGBT activist Peter LaBarbera told group Chairman Rick Scarborough that Fox News should be pushed to cover "these wonderful stories of happy men and women who have left the homosexual lifestyle" like they covered African-American conservatives.

Good luck with that ...

[wonkette.com image 616x375]

Look at how happy and totally not gay he is.


"I think I'll wear jeans today, have some eggs for breakfast, and not like dick."
2013-10-18 03:09:46 PM
3 votes:

Arkanaut: Godscrack: Peter LaBarbera - President of the anti-gay organization Americans for Truth about Homosexuality.

Hermes disapproves.


ATH? ATH!?

The anti-homosexual crowd really wants a name that sounds like the campest, most limp-wrist-ed stereotype of a gay guy lisping out 'ass'?

/Well it mutht be an ath, itth full of thit.
//it getth no rethpect from me
2013-10-18 02:22:48 PM
3 votes:
What a faaaaaaaaaaaaabuloussss idea!
www.pensitoreview.com
2013-10-18 02:05:15 PM
3 votes:
At a Tea Party Unity Event on Thursday, LGBT activist Peter LaBarbera told group Chairman Rick Scarborough that Fox News should be pushed to cover "these wonderful stories of happy men and women who have left the homosexual lifestyle" like they covered African-American conservatives.

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2013-10-18 02:04:51 PM
3 votes:
A tea party leader and former Baptist pastor - who believes that AIDS is God's judgement against LGBT people


Lesbians have a lower incidence of AIDS than other groups. Does this mean that God likes girl on girl?
2013-10-18 02:04:50 PM
3 votes:
The place these people want to live is clearly not America with its equal rights, enshrined liberties, and all that liberal horse crap.

There are other places ... where a man is free to chart his own destiny unhindered by government and taxation:

visitsomalia.files.wordpress.com

Please, book your flight today!
2013-10-18 02:00:30 PM
3 votes:
fta Look, don't do the pro-gay thing,

What are you talking about? Parades? Sophisticated interior design? Witty repartee? What?!
2013-10-18 01:58:39 PM
3 votes:
when you see somebody that's crawled that far up their own ass, it's tempting to ask them if they enjoy the view.
2013-10-18 11:00:42 AM
3 votes:
This isn't your father's GOP.
2013-10-18 03:03:56 PM
2 votes:
...... I got nothing... this is just too stupid for words.
2013-10-18 02:16:27 PM
2 votes:

pueblonative: Can somebody give me an honest reason why people who have no farking idea about the role of the branches of government are allowed anywhere near them?


The responsibility of ensuring only worthy, honest, enthusiastic elected officials falls squarely on the shoulders of the local voters...

...where it slowly slides off and flops to the floor with an unsatisfying thump, having had nothing to secure it there.
2013-10-18 02:14:14 PM
2 votes:
FTFA:
"Yeah I think that's great," LaBarbera agreed. "I would love to see it.  We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that."


It was my junior year of high school and I was unsure if I wanted to study physic, go into engineering or just be premed like everyone else.  I was talking to mt guidance counselor and she commented that she had seen me the previous week walking with my new girl friend.  Sort of sheepishly she handed me a brochure and apologized by saying we're required by federal law to had these out.  I didn't know what she was talking about until I read the brochure - Be the Gay: a beginners guide.
2013-10-18 02:05:11 PM
2 votes:
One more example of how the Tea Party really doesn't understand how the government anything works.
2013-10-18 01:59:41 PM
2 votes:
Fox News should be pushed to cover "these wonderful stories of happy men and women who have left the homosexual lifestyle" like they covered African-American conservatives.

Protip:  highlighting black conservatives as outside the mainstream isn't the outreach you're looking for.
2013-10-18 12:55:40 PM
2 votes:
The former Baptist pastor opined that "homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer.

I can't imagine that this guy researched this statement before repeating it.

However, by the same logic, heterosexuality much more likely leads to abortion, incest, child abuse, birth defects, and juvenile diabetes and homosexual children than homosexuality does.

I smell a lawsuit!
2013-10-18 12:53:23 PM
2 votes:

mrshowrules: I'm pretty sure the vile shiat that guy is saying would actually get him arrested in Canada under our hate crime legislation.


Do they take refugees from the American South in Canada?
2013-10-18 11:07:24 AM
2 votes:

hubiestubert: God bless your poor, dear sweet hearts, y'all, but you do try so very hard, don't you?


Don't say "hard". It gets them all squirmy.
2013-10-18 10:04:41 AM
2 votes:
Laser focus on the economy?
2013-10-18 09:47:49 PM
1 votes:
They should file suit against fire because it's flaming.
2013-10-18 05:05:01 PM
1 votes:
These class action lawsuits aren't worth your time.  I'm sure you expect to get a lifetime supply of free haircuts and your home fully redecorated, but once the lawyers take their cut, you'll be lucky to get half a decorative throw pillow.
2013-10-18 05:01:50 PM
1 votes:
All these morons are over 60 years old.

Imagine how America's collective IQ will have skyrocketed after about 25 years.
2013-10-18 04:49:23 PM
1 votes:

Cheron: FTFA:
"Yeah I think that's great," LaBarbera agreed. "I would love to see it.  We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that."

It was my junior year of high school and I was unsure if I wanted to study physic, go into engineering or just be premed like everyone else.  I was talking to mt guidance counselor and she commented that she had seen me the previous week walking with my new girl friend.  Sort of sheepishly she handed me a brochure and apologized by saying we're required by federal law to had these out.  I didn't know what she was talking about until I read the brochure - Be the Gay: a beginners guide.


My brochure was called Cock Tastes Like Vanilla Pudding (But You'll Need To Suck a Few Dozen Before the Taste Kicks In)

It took me until I sucked my fiftieth cock that I realized it was a lie. It turns out I was targeted as part of the Gay Agenda. And now, I am hopelessly addicted to cock.

Damn you, Gay Community. Damn you all to Hell.
2013-10-18 04:15:57 PM
1 votes:
More like ass action lawsuit , right?
/is this thing on?
2013-10-18 04:12:26 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Holy heck, this is an actual quote:

FTA:  "Yeah I think that's great," LaBarbera agreed. "I would love to see it. We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that."

 They're actually hoping for a kid to get AIDS to help them more effectively spread their hate.


I hope they find the kid and sue.

Because that opens the door for a married individual who was counseled by his/her church not to use contraception and subsequently caught an STD from an unfaithful spouse.  Precedent.
2013-10-18 04:11:43 PM
1 votes:

someonelse: Look at how happy and totally not gay he is.


He found a manly looking 'female' with a penis?
2013-10-18 04:11:24 PM
1 votes:
Oh yeah? Well I'm taking out a restraining order on heterosexuality!

And a civil suit on bisexuals!

And...And...A...court order against dogs.


Yeah.
2013-10-18 04:01:47 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Laser focus on the economy?


Well, to be fair, they did have a laser-like focus on the economy; they just wanted to tie it to a lamppost and have it get farked by a bull with its dick on fire.
2013-10-18 03:55:23 PM
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: BSABSVR: They really do think that "the Ghey" is a tangible thing.

Not just tangible, but sentient!


Just wait until they sue the gay out of existence.  Then they can sue evolution, atheism and Islam.
2013-10-18 03:48:48 PM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: They really do think that "the Ghey" is a tangible thing.


Not just tangible, but sentient!
2013-10-18 03:39:11 PM
1 votes:
You know... I'm one of the straightest guys on the planet.

But if I ever saw these people in real life, I swear I would start making out with guys in front of them.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-18 03:17:09 PM
1 votes:
Let's have a class action against gravity.

Air travel is freaking expensive.
2013-10-18 03:05:51 PM
1 votes:
If they can get their god to take the witness stand, I'll be impressed. Otherwise, they are better off putting a pecan pie on the stand and arguing that Dr. Pepper doesn't really have 27 flavors.
2013-10-18 02:55:32 PM
1 votes:

Gaseous Anomaly: Dunno. A few people have sued God, but AFAIK usually they run into jurisdictional issues, and/or problems with process service.


has an idea
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2013-10-18 02:51:22 PM
1 votes:
Wait... it he equating "ex-gays" to black republicans?  So they are admitted that black republicans are brainwashed or in denial?
2013-10-18 02:50:43 PM
1 votes:
Ok, lousy job because I did it on Paint (not having photoshop at work), but;

i1284.photobucket.com
2013-10-18 02:49:29 PM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: DO IT, FA--

er...


I'm a fan of 'PROCEED, SODOMITE' myself. Sounds fancier and less offensive.
2013-10-18 02:44:39 PM
1 votes:
I hate how the intentionally ignorant assholes with a chokehold on US politics have about the same understanding of the US legal system as a 3rd grader.
2013-10-18 02:38:35 PM
1 votes:
Y'all are in a troll universe
2013-10-18 02:35:39 PM
1 votes:

MindStalker: I think he meant he wanted to see this kid sue their counselor (he's a lawyer, so he wants to see the kid as a client is what he meant, though its badly worded).


Are you in the running for the "Understatement of the Year" award, or something?  :-)
2013-10-18 02:29:00 PM
1 votes:

whosits_112: His name is LaBarbera? Sounds like a queer name to me!



www.ertom.com.pl
2013-10-18 02:20:19 PM
1 votes:

nekom: The hate is thinly veiled, if veiled at all.  That's why they're fighting a losing battle.  Look at some of those photos in California and other places of gay couples so happy that they can marry.  Opposing that is like saying "I don't want other people who don't live by my personal beliefs to be happy, in fact I want to make them miserable."  That message just doesn't sell outside of teatard circles.


Growing up in the Chicago burbs, then at a Big Ten school (Go Illini), then in Chicago, I was friends with a decent amount of gay people so I learned early on they're just people like everyone else and to be supportive of equality. But then I moved to San Francisco for a few years, and it was just a different level. Previously, it was mostly gays my age that were just figuring shiat out, but in SF, I met gay and lesbian couples of all ages and backgrounds, some of whom had been in partnerships for decades, some who had families together. Some who were kicked out of the military (one was an Arabic translator, like we need those), some who met in support groups for married men that realized they were gay (both had kids who are still totally in their lives). While there were some jackasses (like in every demographic), the majority were wonderful people I was grateful to call friends and co-workers. I just cannot fathom why anyone would want to deny them the happiness straight people take for granted. I was just at a lesbian wedding this summer, and you cannot tell me there was any less love that day than in any of the other weddings I've been to. It's nothing less than insanity.

TL;DR - Fark these people. Goddamn bigots need to shut their mouths and disappear into the trash bin of history where they belong.
2013-10-18 02:19:33 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: How the Hell do you even DO this?


When you find out let me know. I plan to sue the sun for the sunburn I got this year.
2013-10-18 02:18:55 PM
1 votes:
Smoking GNU:Guaranteed to kill in Under Three Days!

/......STOP MOVING AROUND!!!


You marveled I saw you marvel!

/we all saw you marvel!
2013-10-18 02:15:04 PM
1 votes:
His name is LaBarbera? Sounds like a queer name to me!
2013-10-18 02:11:12 PM
1 votes:

jxb465: HotWingConspiracy: These people really are going to start shooting at us soon.

I'm baffled as to why they haven't yet.


You can't really fire from a hoverround, the balance is all wrong.
2013-10-18 02:10:54 PM
1 votes:
OK Seriously, I have to hand it to our trolls. Its gotta be HARD to troll on stuff like this. I mean look how stupid reality has become.
2013-10-18 02:10:09 PM
1 votes:

urbangirl: I_Am_Weasel: Who are they going to name as a defendant?

FTFA:
"Yeah I think that's great," LaBarbera agreed. "I would love to see it. We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that."

Yes.  He really said that.


img.fark.net
2013-10-18 02:08:36 PM
1 votes:
Does anyone still claim that the TEA party isn't the religious right rebranded?
2013-10-18 02:04:42 PM
1 votes:

BeesNuts: Marcus Aurelius: Laser focus on the economy?

I contend that they demonstrated such focus in the past couple weeks, but it turned out it was a death laser.


Guaranteed to kill in Under Three Days!

/......STOP MOVING AROUND!!!
2013-10-18 02:04:11 PM
1 votes:

Smoking GNU: ....... HOW?


Maybe they can serve their special friends over there in the Log Cabin, who will, in turn, serve the rest of the homosexual community.

Then, when that's done, they'll deliver them some legal documents regarding the lawsuit.
2013-10-18 02:03:29 PM
1 votes:

Godscrack: Peter LaBarbera - President of the anti-gay organization Americans for Truth about Homosexuality.


Hermes disapproves.
2013-10-18 02:03:02 PM
1 votes:
Remember folks, the Tea Party is just about economics and jobs, it has nothing to do with hating the queers and the coloreds and the libtards.
2013-10-18 02:01:52 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Laser focus on the economy?


I contend that they demonstrated such focus in the past couple weeks, but it turned out it was a death laser.
2013-10-18 02:00:50 PM
1 votes:

pueblonative: Can somebody give me an honest reason why people who have no farking idea about the role of the branches of government are allowed anywhere near them?


Reappearing them seems like a wasteful and pointless extra step in the process.
2013-10-18 01:59:35 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to file a class action lawsuit against women for not falling for my cheap lines.
2013-10-18 01:59:08 PM
1 votes:
Can somebody give me an honest reason why people who have no farking idea about the role of the branches of government are allowed anywhere near them?
2013-10-18 01:55:02 PM
1 votes:
Can't we crowd-fund an extreme rendition for these farktards and just have them disappear overnight and they can pop up in Ethiopia tomorrow?
2013-10-18 01:46:14 PM
1 votes:

TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY

2013-10-18 01:05:44 PM
1 votes:
Just an assemblage of rugged individualist independents who heroically stand athwart the government overreach into our lives.
2013-10-18 01:04:14 PM
1 votes:
Tort reform!
2013-10-18 12:42:13 PM
1 votes:
Oh, I find that hard to believe exaggerating subby.

*clicks link*

OH SH*T, IT'S TRUE!
2013-10-18 12:24:50 PM
1 votes:
Even this guy thinks that's incredibly stupid

www.goldismoney2.com
2013-10-18 12:16:57 PM
1 votes:
"At long last, have you no shame, gurl? Shady biatch."
2013-10-18 11:27:17 AM
1 votes:
Please, please let this go forward.


I need some humor in my politics.
2013-10-18 10:58:21 AM
1 votes:
Well, if we can declare war on nebulous concepts, I suppose they can be litigated against too.
/yes, please do proceed.  I'll make the popcorn.
2013-10-18 10:02:43 AM
1 votes:
Please... proceed

/what could possibly go wrong?
 
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