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2013-10-18 11:15:26 AM
Not enough tentacles.
 
2013-10-18 11:49:48 AM
At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?
 
2013-10-18 11:56:11 AM
japanese "sex museum."  It looks like a wax museum, with some motorized to move about.  Some are naked or in sexual poses, but the interesting bits are bleeped out with a pink fish graphic, except for one female butt.
 
2013-10-18 11:56:16 AM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


no. suffice to say the headline is accurate
 
2013-10-18 11:56:55 AM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


There are no words. . .
 
2013-10-18 11:57:18 AM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


There is a naked butt and rest of covered.
Summary; odd Japanese Sex Museum
 
2013-10-18 11:59:21 AM
CSB

the reason japan uses Tentacles is you are not allowed to show male genetial in porn

so to get around it   they use tentacles which allows the porn to show penetration without pixelation

/CSB
 
2013-10-18 12:00:09 PM
Back in my day, NSFW  meant something. It meant real nudity, dammit. No little pink fish icons covering up the hoo-hoos or whatchamacallits. And we LIKED it that way.
 
2013-10-18 12:00:24 PM
Is there ever a link to a Japanese article that's SFW?
 
2013-10-18 12:02:37 PM
Bringing up Kayak and booking my ticket right now.
 
2013-10-18 12:04:12 PM
Safe for work? Yes
Safe for Sanity? Not sure
 
2013-10-18 12:04:16 PM

Wodan11: japanese "sex museum."  It looks like a wax museum, with some motorized to move about.  Some are naked or in sexual poses, but the interesting bits are bleeped out with a pink fish graphic, except for one female butt.


One word for you "Eels"
 
2013-10-18 12:08:15 PM
 
2013-10-18 12:08:30 PM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


Imagine a hairy, pixilated screech owl that's also a bad kisser, then double it.
 
2013-10-18 12:11:10 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Imagine a hairy, pixilated screech owl that's also a bad kisser, then double it.


BAHAHAHAA
 
2013-10-18 12:11:44 PM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


Japan's version of Chuck-E-Cheese
 
2013-10-18 12:15:40 PM

abhorrent1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gMhkR4Elo0

skip to 3:20


Kinda hungry for rabbit now.
 
2013-10-18 12:21:14 PM
Japan is an experiment
 
2013-10-18 12:22:14 PM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


Really bad "art"
 
2013-10-18 12:24:44 PM

Evil Mackerel: Wodan11: japanese "sex museum."  It looks like a wax museum, with some motorized to move about.  Some are naked or in sexual poses, but the interesting bits are bleeped out with a pink fish graphic, except for one female butt.

One word for you "Eels"


"Eels up inside ya! Findin' an entrance where they can!"
 
2013-10-18 12:26:17 PM

abhorrent1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gMhkR4Elo0

skip to 3:20


ummmm......
 
2013-10-18 12:27:35 PM

ZeroCorpse: Back in my day, NSFW  meant something. It meant real nudity, dammit. No little pink fish icons covering up the hoo-hoos or whatchamacallits. And we LIKED it that way.


Boy howdy son I'm right there with ya.

Remember back in the day we would have a naked boob right in a thread? And people didn't freak out until someone posted a gif of a giant cock slapping a female model in the face before spooging all over her? THEN and ONLY then would they freak out a little bit and maybe delete the post. Not that I've ever had a post deleted or anything of course but I'm sure you remember those days.

*sigh*

Are they gone forever?
 
2013-10-18 12:42:52 PM
That's some hard hitting video game journalism there.
 
2013-10-18 12:46:58 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

Dick nunchucks LOL!!!
 
2013-10-18 12:47:31 PM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


Just think of It's a Small World or Pirates of the Caribbean, only with nudes.
 
2013-10-18 01:01:41 PM
damn fish keeps getting in the way
 
2013-10-18 01:12:04 PM
FTA: Warning: This article contains content that some readers might find offensive. Others might find it amusing.

Translation:  Some people have a healthy sense of humor.  You may not be one of them.
 
2013-10-18 01:22:32 PM
Oh come on, do I have to say it?

I have the weirdest boner right now. Bad 80's porn is still porn. Sort of.
 
2013-10-18 01:27:34 PM
FTFA: Whether it's North America, Europe, or Asia, sex museums dot the globe. But how many of them can claim Superman sex or phallic nunchaku?

What phallic nunchaku  may look like.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-18 01:32:04 PM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


Well, no, not really.
 
2013-10-18 01:39:17 PM

abhorrent1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gMhkR4Elo0

skip to 3:20


Ok, just to ensure we're on the same government watchlist, I see your 3:20 and raise you a 0:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfOgEJyBPag
 
2013-10-18 01:46:47 PM
Why the fish?  Aren't all Japanese genitals pixilated?
 
2013-10-18 01:57:21 PM

RaiderFanMikeP: CSB

the reason japan uses Tentacles is you are not allowed to show male genetial in porn

so to get around it   they use tentacles which allows the porn to show penetration without pixelation

/CSB


If I'm not mistake, this is the same set of laws that introduced the world to the artistic phenomenon known as "bukkake."
 
2013-10-18 02:31:25 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: ZeroCorpse: Back in my day, NSFW  meant something. It meant real nudity, dammit. No little pink fish icons covering up the hoo-hoos or whatchamacallits. And we LIKED it that way.

Boy howdy son I'm right there with ya.

Remember back in the day we would have a naked boob right in a thread? And people didn't freak out until someone posted a gif of a giant cock slapping a female model in the face before spooging all over her? THEN and ONLY then would they freak out a little bit and maybe delete the post. Not that I've ever had a post deleted or anything of course but I'm sure you remember those days.

*sigh*

Are they gone forever?


Blame it on the Social Justice Warriors that have infested Fark like a bad rash.
 
2013-10-18 02:40:47 PM
I appreciate the NSFW heads up. My office goes ape over those floating fishies.
 
2013-10-18 03:32:49 PM

serialsuicidebomber: abhorrent1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gMhkR4Elo0

skip to 3:20

Ok, just to ensure we're on the same government watchlist, I see your 3:20 and raise you a 0:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfOgEJyBPag


Not sure what I was expecting but that certainly wasn't it.
 
2013-10-18 11:22:55 PM

Endive Wombat: At work.  Can someone describe what is on that page?


A scary haunted house for puritans.
 
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