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(WCAX Vermont)   Investigators are trying to figure out how a man sitting in between the rails of an oncoming train with a sleeping bag and bottle of liquor nearby may have died. How hard is your job?   (wcax.com) divider line 12
    More: Sad, Waterbury, Vermont State Police, Vermont Yankee, I-91, trains  
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2013-10-18 01:58:19 PM
3 votes:
I want to know what a train was doing with a sleeping bag and a bottle of liquor.
2013-10-18 02:04:56 PM
2 votes:
Classic train dodge.

Have rum, will travel says the card of a man
2013-10-18 01:48:16 PM
2 votes:
Sounds like natural causes to me.

Asleep on a train track, hit by train, naturally, he died.
2013-10-18 01:43:31 PM
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Back in my contracting days I did a number of jobs for New Jersey Transit.  One of the inspectors/engineers from NJT that was helping oversee one job got his start as a surveyor.  He once had a project where they had to survey/document all the body parts if someone got hit by a train.

They were hoping to come up with a way of double checking / predicting / proving the speed of a train vs. how far the body parts flew.


All the way to see-carcass junction.
2013-10-18 04:41:57 PM
1 votes:

theresnothinglft: I'm guessing spider bite.


*ahem*


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Spider thread! Spider thread!
Quite tangential and still ahead!
Yes, we do evoke fear-
Still no cause for this smear!
This is....a minor spider thrrrrrread!
2013-10-18 04:03:58 PM
1 votes:

MBooda: Old_Chief_Scott:
When the guy stands there and looks the engineer in the eye  it's obviously not murder.

The dead can be very useful sometimes. They've helped me out of tough spots more than once.  First, they don't talk. Second, they can be made to look alive if I manage it right.  And third, if you shoot 'em, there's no worry 'cause they're dead already. Understand?


Was I supposed to hear that passage being read to me by Michael Weston?  Because I did.
2013-10-18 02:08:14 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure he died of SIDS.

Sudden
Impact
Death
Syndrome.
2013-10-18 02:05:38 PM
1 votes:
Vermont: They don't want you there.
2013-10-18 02:01:21 PM
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I want to know what a train was doing with a sleeping bag and a bottle of liquor.


looking for that elephant in my pajamas
2013-10-18 02:00:21 PM
1 votes:
Police Chief Joby Feccia

Sounds like decapitation by Jedi lightsaber.
2013-10-18 01:51:36 PM
1 votes:
a peanut sat on the railway track
his heart was all a flutter
along came a train... the 9:32
Toot ! Toot!
peanut butter
2013-10-18 01:44:34 PM
1 votes:

SirTanon: "The train's engineer told police she saw Jacobs sitting on a piece of wood in between the tracks. When she sounded the whistle and activated emergency braking Jacobs looked up, but did not move. "

Yup.  Suicide.


You mean a railroad TIE, Madman engineer?
 
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