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(The Local)   "I do own a driving license, that of my kingdom," - The self-proclaimed 'King of Germany' who has founded his own realm with 3,500 subjects has been sent to jail for using a fake driving license...from his own kingdom   (thelocal.de) divider line 22
    More: Amusing, Federal Republic of Germany, fake driving license, Peter Fitzek, kingdom, Saxony-Anhalt, Citizenship of the European Union, self-proclaimed, Lower Saxony  
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2013-10-18 09:01:30 AM
He certainly cuts a sartorially more dapper figure than our homegrown Sovereign Citizens.

They always say "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" which makes my lifelong dream of being a figure skater disturbing to everyone else here at Arby's.
 
2013-10-18 09:58:25 AM
Where's his crazy mustache and silly hat?

www.historyinanhour.com


Some German King.
 
2013-10-18 10:02:41 AM
Isn't drivers licenses what gets a lot of our Sovereign Citizens going as well?
 
2013-10-18 10:02:48 AM
pbr2010.files.wordpress.com

/dude was a hero
 
2013-10-18 10:05:38 AM
Self-proclaimed king eh? Do you have a flag?
 
2013-10-18 10:07:18 AM
These kind of nutters amuse me because they highlight how arbitrary our social constructs are.  My grandpa got his driver's licence at 14 by filling out a form and waiting for it to come in the mail.. never had a driving test in his entire life. Why was his licence any more valid than the nutter on TFA?
 
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2013-10-18 10:08:10 AM
The 'King of New Germany' has vowed to appeal against the ruling, insisting that "the jurisdiction of the Federal Republic of Germany does not apply to other heads of state," Bild reported.

In America sovereign citizen types lose these cases because immunity and reciprocity are limited to states recognized by the local government. The prosecution calls John Kerry into court and asks him, do we recognize Elbonia? If the answer is no, the grand high mudslinger of Elbonia is nothing but a dirty old man.
 
2013-10-18 10:10:19 AM
"The judge at the court in Neustadt, Lower Saxony, could not help but laugh"

That amuses me greatly.
 
2013-10-18 10:22:36 AM
It's these nutjobs that make the world a more interesting place.

I'd fine him 50 marks and time served.
 
2013-10-18 10:23:21 AM

Sybarite: Where's his crazy mustache and silly hat?

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Some German King.


Ach, mein picklehaube!
 
2013-10-18 10:28:37 AM
You know who else thought....

/yada yada, someone had to say it
 
2013-10-18 10:44:20 AM
The role William Fichtner was born to play. Under the direction of Wes Anderson, of course.
 
2013-10-18 10:44:52 AM
Let me show you the driver's license of my people...
 
2013-10-18 10:55:29 AM
Germany has a penchant for having crazy farkers running around and trying to take over.
 
2013-10-18 11:07:33 AM
 
2013-10-18 11:09:17 AM
I'm curious about the 3500 voluntary subjects.
 
2013-10-18 11:27:39 AM
King of 2 things: Jack and shiat. And Jack left town.

/groovy
 
2013-10-18 12:08:11 PM
We got people like that. They call themselves Sovereign Citizens.
 
2013-10-18 02:11:12 PM

ObscureNameHere: You know who else thought....

/yada yada, someone had to say it


John Lennon?
 
2013-10-18 08:36:48 PM

bopis: I'm curious about the 3500 voluntary subjects.


Me too! How did he get to be king? Did they vote for him? Did some sodden tramp hand him a letter opener? We need to know!
 
2013-10-18 10:15:42 PM
Georg Friedrich, Prince of Prussia (Legal name: Georg Friedrich Ferdinand Prinz von Preußen; born 10 June 1976), is the current head of the House of Hohenzollern, the former ruling dynasty of the German Empire and of the Kingdom of Prussia. He is the great-great-grandson and historic heir of Wilhelm II, the last German Emperor and King of Prussia, who was deposed, and initially went into exile upon Germany's defeat in World War I in 1918.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-19 07:31:10 AM

ginkor: Georg Friedrich, Prince of Prussia (Legal name: Georg Friedrich Ferdinand Prinz von Preußen; born 10 June 1976), is the current head of the House of Hohenzollern, the former ruling dynasty of the German Empire and of the Kingdom of Prussia. He is the great-great-grandson and historic heir of Wilhelm II, the last German Emperor and King of Prussia, who was deposed, and initially went into exile upon Germany's defeat in World War I in 1918.

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Jesus christ if he looked any more inbred his tie would say "whole wheat".
 
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