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2013-10-18 09:47:08 AM
FTA: According to the complaint, they were initially charged with a federal misdemeanor crime of lewd, indecent and obscene acts on an airplane, which carried a maximum sentence of up to 90 days in jail and a $500 fine.

I thought for sure they'd spend the rest of their lives on some sex offender registry. That they don't appear to have suffered that fate is a pleasant surprise.
 
2013-10-18 09:48:37 AM
250? It counted as a seat change?
 
2013-10-18 09:56:21 AM
I heard it was some grape, er, mouthing, that led to the charges.

Pretty easy to get away with a little rub and tug on a plane. So I've heard.
 
2013-10-18 09:56:30 AM
The guy that mapped the human genome?

How times change...
 
2013-10-18 10:03:36 AM
He lost his job?

Interesting, as the vineyard is in his family. His boss was his dad...
 
2013-10-18 10:09:02 AM
One of the passengers complained to an attendant that "this is not the sex education I wanted to give my teenage sons," according to the criminal complaint.

I'm pretty sure they're probably already familiar.
 
2013-10-18 10:13:36 AM
"I have lost my job, my reputation and damaged the legacy I had worked 10 years to nurture and grow. I will learn from this and move on to the next chapter in my life."

That's why I never take my work home with me.
 
2013-10-18 10:23:55 AM
Complain? I tipped them. I thought it was part of the in-flight show!
 
2013-10-18 10:29:15 AM

Atlas_Squatted: "I have lost my job, my reputation and damaged the legacy I had worked 10 years to nurture and grow. I will learn from this and move on to the next chapter in my life."

That's why I never take my work home with me.


What the hell?

I mean, seriously?  The guy makes wine.  What kind of dick boss fires a guy for getting a beej on an airplane?  And this guy makes wine for a living, and gets fired for a beej?  That's insane.

And his reputation?  He makes wine.  Is his wine good?  The only way getting a beej on a plane would hurt his reputation is if the giver was ugly.
 
2013-10-18 10:47:21 AM

js34603: I heard it was some grape, er, mouthing, that led to the charges.

Pretty easy to get away with a little rub and tug on a plane. So I've heard.


I wish.

CSB: On a flight to LA with the woman who would later be my wife, I slipped a hand under her blanket and dropped a quarter into the magic fingers machine. When she was reaching her shuddering conclusion, the college aged boy and girl behind us made it known they'd watched the whole thing. We hadn't noticed as we were busy. My lady was not happy about it and so I never got my reciprocation. I was also unhappy.
/CSB
 
2013-10-18 11:11:29 AM

dustygrimp: js34603: I heard it was some grape, er, mouthing, that led to the charges.

Pretty easy to get away with a little rub and tug on a plane. So I've heard.

I wish.

CSB: On a flight to LA with the woman who would later be my wife, I slipped a hand under her blanket and dropped a quarter into the magic fingers machine. When she was reaching her shuddering conclusion, the college aged boy and girl behind us made it known they'd watched the whole thing. We hadn't noticed as we were busy. My lady was not happy about it and so I never got my reciprocation. I was also unhappy.
/CSB


Isn't that the worst?  In HS I took a girl to the movies and things got a little handsy.  I had one hand under her bra working her nipples, and she was stroking my junk through my pants.  Just as things were heating up, some asshole a few rows behind us starts laughing.  She pulled her hand away, and that was it for the rest of the movie.  People have to ruin things for everyone.
 
2013-10-18 11:11:56 AM
Massage-a the grapes

www.bensmash.net
 
2013-10-18 11:31:46 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: dustygrimp: js34603: I heard it was some grape, er, mouthing, that led to the charges.

Pretty easy to get away with a little rub and tug on a plane. So I've heard.

I wish.

CSB: On a flight to LA with the woman who would later be my wife, I slipped a hand under her blanket and dropped a quarter into the magic fingers machine. When she was reaching her shuddering conclusion, the college aged boy and girl behind us made it known they'd watched the whole thing. We hadn't noticed as we were busy. My lady was not happy about it and so I never got my reciprocation. I was also unhappy.
/CSB

Isn't that the worst?  In HS I took a girl to the movies and things got a little handsy.  I had one hand under her bra working her nipples, and she was stroking my junk through my pants.  Just as things were heating up, some asshole a few rows behind us starts laughing.  She pulled her hand away, and that was it for the rest of the movie.  People have to ruin things for everyone.


Bastids!
 
2013-10-18 12:01:15 PM
One of the passengers complained to an attendant that "this is not the sex education I wanted to give my teenage sons,"

Well yeah, I don't think they'd want mom to give them that anyway.
 
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