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(Slate)   ProTip: When appearing before a Judge for sentencing don't wear your 'Snitches Get Stitches' T-shirt, even if it is fresh   (slate.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Lexington Herald-Leader, protip, contempt of court  
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4220 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2013 at 9:11 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-18 10:17:56 AM  
2 votes:
Just pretend you saw the "why not both" girl that I posted.  It turned out to be an unfetchable URL but I never use preview because that's like training wheels.  I'm balls to the wall all day, every day.  Don't try to stop me.  You'll just go down with me.
2013-10-18 09:59:30 AM  
1 vote:

greensunshine: Better than wearing a Jagermeister t-shirt to your sentencing for killing a person in a drunk driving incident.  Judge flipped out.


If I was the judge the court transcript would be thirty pages of me dropping f-bombs and then me beating the defendant to death with my gavel.
2013-10-18 09:48:04 AM  
1 vote:
Better than wearing a Jagermeister t-shirt to your sentencing for killing a person in a drunk driving incident.  Judge flipped out.
2013-10-18 09:33:37 AM  
1 vote:
www.slate.com

Is that the mean kid from Toy Story, but older and wearing a ten-gallon trucker hat?
2013-10-18 09:14:12 AM  
1 vote:
That's why I always wear my "Snitches Get Favorable Plea Deals" shirt to court.
 
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