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(Slate)   ProTip: When appearing before a Judge for sentencing don't wear your 'Snitches Get Stitches' T-shirt, even if it is fresh   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Lexington Herald-Leader, protip, contempt of court  
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4234 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2013 at 9:11 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-18 09:32:14 AM  
3 votes:
Wow, a bunch of derp so early in these comments.  The t-shirt is nothing but straight-up witness intimidation, which is not protected speech.  Why would a judge ever allow that in a courtroom?
2013-10-18 09:26:10 AM  
2 votes:
"Now, the First Amendment generally protects your right to express yourself through your apparel, and if I were a judge, I'd like to think I wouldn't get upset about other people's clothing choices."

I'd like to think that I would be able to determine from the knucklehead's choice of shirt that he feels no remorse, intends to continue making poor choices, and probably doesn't have a strong desire to rehabilitate.  He can make any statement he wants with his clothes but it would be prudent take cues like that into account when sentencing.
2013-10-18 10:37:47 AM  
1 vote:

Rev. Skarekroe: F*ck that.
It's the citizen's courtroom and we should be able to wear whatever the hell we want.  Judges piss me the f*ck off.

Yah! Dem judges wants to get all ups in yo' face with rules and shiate, gnomewhutImsayin'?

/agree it was probably a white guy
//bet he had a neck and knuckle tatoos
2013-10-18 09:58:33 AM  
1 vote:
Things like this are why I like the First Amendment so much.

It helps the below-average amongst us to obviously self-select, generally making things easier for the rest of us.

See also:  Truthers, Birthers, Jenny McCarthy.
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