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(Crooks & Liars)   Clown car couple crusades for 'Cooch'. Can't campaign coherently   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line 24
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2013-10-18 09:31:51 AM  
5 votes:
I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".
2013-10-18 10:22:28 AM  
4 votes:

Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".


a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.


At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.
2013-10-18 10:35:27 AM  
3 votes:

Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


Matthew 5:39


Leftover election troll says what?

You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek.  Show me now or GTFO.
2013-10-18 10:25:54 AM  
2 votes:

LittleSmitty: pueblonative: I don't care how much this couple makes, exactly how in the hell are you able to parent when you can only give each kid one hour and fifteen minutes out of every day?  I'm suspecting the kids are more parents than the parents.

That is exactly what is happening. The older siblings care for the younger siblings, while the Mom takes care of the most recent crotchfruit.

The father works, but doesn't make enough money to support all of them, so they get by with donations from like minded idiots and whatever stipend they get from the show. The ONLY good thing I can say about this is they aren't on the public  dole.


If their house is considered a church and property tax free then, yes, they are on the dole.  They get out a fee that you and I and everybody responsible enough to own a home have to pay.
2013-10-18 10:15:22 AM  
2 votes:

Zeb Hesselgresser: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

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I am not and was not judging -- I was asking a serious question.  When someone's behavior is that far from the norm, it's legitimate.  And now, because I asked, I have a real answer.  Rather than your faux outrage.

But do have a nice day.
2013-10-18 09:47:16 AM  
2 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.


And that answer confirms the "mental health issues" suspicion...
2013-10-18 09:46:51 AM  
2 votes:
I usually rail against people for voting "against" a candidate rather than "for" candidate.  That said, I can't wait to vote against this slavering cockasaurus.

The fact that I'm voting for McAullife makes me feel dirty, but I'll get past it.
2013-10-18 09:31:50 AM  
2 votes:
Never take political advice from a guy named Jim Bob.
2013-10-18 09:28:31 AM  
2 votes:
There's no blood left in his brain, obviously.
2013-10-18 07:26:46 PM  
1 votes:

urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious


In the modern world no one.  Kids have gone from an economic plus to a family to an economic minus.  I also wonder why they are in Virginia, it's not even their state.
2013-10-18 11:36:21 AM  
1 votes:

Tyrano Soros: Hickory-smoked: Tyrano Soros: Lochsteppe: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


Matthew 5:39

Leftover election troll says what?

You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek.  Show me now or GTFO.


No True Scotsman? Really?

That isn't how that fallacy works. If someone was to defend evangelicalism by discounting every poor example as not really-

Wait... you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?


Now ad hominem. Great. :)


You have the attention seeking mechanisms of a small child.
2013-10-18 11:21:50 AM  
1 votes:
They compared the U.S. to Nazi Germany? And we continue to allow them to live here?

/ship their asses to the third world
//their brood would fit in better over there
2013-10-18 10:25:26 AM  
1 votes:

whosits_112: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".


a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.

At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


"I learned it from watching you, dad!"
2013-10-18 10:19:51 AM  
1 votes:

pueblonative: I don't care how much this couple makes, exactly how in the hell are you able to parent when you can only give each kid one hour and fifteen minutes out of every day?  I'm suspecting the kids are more parents than the parents.


That is exactly what is happening. The older siblings care for the younger siblings, while the Mom takes care of the most recent crotchfruit.

The father works, but doesn't make enough money to support all of them, so they get by with donations from like minded idiots and whatever stipend they get from the show. The ONLY good thing I can say about this is they aren't on the public  dole.
2013-10-18 10:00:41 AM  
1 votes:
Well, as you all know, if a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate.
2013-10-18 09:58:26 AM  
1 votes:
I'm surprised ol' Jim Bob isn't out shopping for a new wife for when Michelle drops dead trying to give birth to their 25th kid.
2013-10-18 09:55:25 AM  
1 votes:

Great_Milenko: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.

It's a quiver full of arrows for the Army of G*d.  Can't fight the final battle on the plains of Armageddon without an army, don't cha know (*wink*)


Ever think that the children wake up some days and think, "damn, mom and dad only had me because I'm human ammo for the Zombie Prince"?
2013-10-18 09:54:08 AM  
1 votes:
I don't care how much this couple makes, exactly how in the hell are you able to parent when you can only give each kid one hour and fifteen minutes out of every day?  I'm suspecting the kids are more parents than the parents.
2013-10-18 09:48:21 AM  
1 votes:
Statistically speaking, at least two of their kids are homosexual. They will first try to pray the gay away, and when that doesn't work, the parents will shame the poor kids into committing suicide. No big loss to someone with twenty kids. It'd be like some normal, sane person losing a pet. Pretty upset when it happens but after about a day or two, business as usual throwing the hotdog down the hallway.
2013-10-18 09:42:15 AM  
1 votes:
I can't wait for the tell-all book one of those Duggar kids is eventually going to write.
2013-10-18 09:36:12 AM  
1 votes:
A chicken in every garage! Two gooches in every cooch!
2013-10-18 09:34:20 AM  
1 votes:
Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious
2013-10-18 09:32:39 AM  
1 votes:
Cockhead

/got nothin
2013-10-18 09:32:15 AM  
1 votes:
When your approval rating between genders is double digits then you know you're on the wrong side of history.
 
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