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2013-10-18 09:28:31 AM
There's no blood left in his brain, obviously.
 
2013-10-18 09:30:26 AM
Well if there's anybody who doesn't care about making blowjobs illegal, it's a guy with nineteen kids.
 
2013-10-18 09:31:50 AM
Never take political advice from a guy named Jim Bob.
 
2013-10-18 09:31:51 AM
I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".
 
2013-10-18 09:32:15 AM
When your approval rating between genders is double digits then you know you're on the wrong side of history.
 
2013-10-18 09:32:39 AM
Cockhead

/got nothin
 
2013-10-18 09:34:20 AM
Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious
 
2013-10-18 09:36:12 AM
A chicken in every garage! Two gooches in every cooch!
 
2013-10-18 09:37:15 AM

urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious


Can't link, on my phone, but if you want an answer, google 'quiverfull'.
 
2013-10-18 09:38:51 AM
I fail to see the "news" in this."Live" standups often require a lot of takes. Maybe more than normal for this moran, but I was really expecting some unintentional derpiness on the record. This is just the shiat that gets thrown away even when a seasoned pro is in front of the camera.
 
2013-10-18 09:40:21 AM

media.zenfs.com


"It's spelled 'Kutch' but pronounced like cooch.  Call me Kutch."

 
2013-10-18 09:41:04 AM

urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious


They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.
 
2013-10-18 09:42:15 AM
I can't wait for the tell-all book one of those Duggar kids is eventually going to write.
 
2013-10-18 09:44:12 AM
Adept alliteration, applause for subby.
 
2013-10-18 09:46:51 AM
I usually rail against people for voting "against" a candidate rather than "for" candidate.  That said, I can't wait to vote against this slavering cockasaurus.

The fact that I'm voting for McAullife makes me feel dirty, but I'll get past it.
 
2013-10-18 09:47:01 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.


It's a quiver full of arrows for the Army of G*d.  Can't fight the final battle on the plains of Armageddon without an army, don't cha know (*wink*)
 
2013-10-18 09:47:16 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.


And that answer confirms the "mental health issues" suspicion...
 
2013-10-18 09:48:21 AM
Statistically speaking, at least two of their kids are homosexual. They will first try to pray the gay away, and when that doesn't work, the parents will shame the poor kids into committing suicide. No big loss to someone with twenty kids. It'd be like some normal, sane person losing a pet. Pretty upset when it happens but after about a day or two, business as usual throwing the hotdog down the hallway.
 
2013-10-18 09:50:29 AM

blackminded: I usually rail against people for voting "against" a candidate rather than "for" candidate.  That said, I can't wait to vote against this slavering cockasaurus.

The fact that I'm voting for McAullife makes me feel dirty, but I'll get past it.


That.
 
2013-10-18 09:52:18 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.


You know, Arachnophobealready suggested I google this but I just assumed it would send me to a massively MSFW site.  I had no idea this was a thing.
 
2013-10-18 09:52:23 AM

Great_Milenko: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.

It's a quiver full of arrows for the Army of G*d.  Can't fight the final battle on the plains of Armageddon without an army, don't cha know (*wink*)


That's what I always assumed, but I never cared enough to look deeply into it.
 
2013-10-18 09:54:08 AM
I don't care how much this couple makes, exactly how in the hell are you able to parent when you can only give each kid one hour and fifteen minutes out of every day?  I'm suspecting the kids are more parents than the parents.
 
2013-10-18 09:55:25 AM

Great_Milenko: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

They're Quiverfulls. They see birth control as an abomination and children as God's direct blessing upon them. It may or may not play into the sense that they can outbreed nonbelievers and start dictating theocratic politics to the country, but I honestly don't know much about Quiverfulls. Maybe they just think "be fruitful and multiply" was the key thing to take from the Bible.

It's a quiver full of arrows for the Army of G*d.  Can't fight the final battle on the plains of Armageddon without an army, don't cha know (*wink*)


Ever think that the children wake up some days and think, "damn, mom and dad only had me because I'm human ammo for the Zombie Prince"?
 
2013-10-18 09:58:26 AM
I'm surprised ol' Jim Bob isn't out shopping for a new wife for when Michelle drops dead trying to give birth to their 25th kid.
 
2013-10-18 10:00:41 AM
Well, as you all know, if a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate.
 
2013-10-18 10:01:04 AM
Don't forget; Cooch is not stepping down as AG while running for Gov.

So he will be in charge of his election.

No shenanigans foreseen.
 
2013-10-18 10:01:58 AM
"Will breed for votes"
 
2013-10-18 10:06:15 AM
Mmmmm, cooch.
 
2013-10-18 10:08:21 AM

Witty_Retort: Don't forget; Cooch is not stepping down as AG while running for Gov.

So he will be in charge of his election.

No shenanigans foreseen.


He's also not stepping down while there is a suit pending on the voter registration purge that would greatly favor GOP candidates.
 
2013-10-18 10:09:49 AM

urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious


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2013-10-18 10:09:55 AM
Hee Haw!
 
2013-10-18 10:10:24 AM

whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".



a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.
 
2013-10-18 10:15:22 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: urbangirl: Am I alone in thinking there's some real live mental health issues here?  I mean, who wants to have 20 kids?

/serious

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I am not and was not judging -- I was asking a serious question.  When someone's behavior is that far from the norm, it's legitimate.  And now, because I asked, I have a real answer.  Rather than your faux outrage.

But do have a nice day.
 
2013-10-18 10:15:49 AM

Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".


a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.


Why would someone have to be a liberal to hate these attention whores? Show your work.
 
2013-10-18 10:17:31 AM

blackminded: I usually rail against people for voting "against" a candidate rather than "for" candidate.  That said, I can't wait to vote against this slavering cockasaurus.

The fact that I'm voting for McAullife makes me feel dirty, but I'll get past it.


I guess I've missed your railings. Care to recap?

My votes were originally "for" a candidate, but since Reagan's first term it's been "against" Republicans all the way. I'm a registered Republican so that I can vote against individual Republicans twice, and because in Kansas the Republican primary *is* the election.
 
2013-10-18 10:19:51 AM

pueblonative: I don't care how much this couple makes, exactly how in the hell are you able to parent when you can only give each kid one hour and fifteen minutes out of every day?  I'm suspecting the kids are more parents than the parents.


That is exactly what is happening. The older siblings care for the younger siblings, while the Mom takes care of the most recent crotchfruit.

The father works, but doesn't make enough money to support all of them, so they get by with donations from like minded idiots and whatever stipend they get from the show. The ONLY good thing I can say about this is they aren't on the public  dole.
 
2013-10-18 10:20:04 AM
Don't be the Duggers... don't be the Duggers... don't be the Duggers... *click*


...god damn them so much
 
2013-10-18 10:22:28 AM

Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".


a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.


At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.
 
2013-10-18 10:24:39 AM

Hiro-ACiD: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".


a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.

Why would someone have to be a liberal to hate these attention whores? Show your work.



Admittedly, assumption based entirely on bolded text.
 
2013-10-18 10:25:26 AM

whosits_112: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".


a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.

At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


"I learned it from watching you, dad!"
 
2013-10-18 10:25:54 AM

LittleSmitty: pueblonative: I don't care how much this couple makes, exactly how in the hell are you able to parent when you can only give each kid one hour and fifteen minutes out of every day?  I'm suspecting the kids are more parents than the parents.

That is exactly what is happening. The older siblings care for the younger siblings, while the Mom takes care of the most recent crotchfruit.

The father works, but doesn't make enough money to support all of them, so they get by with donations from like minded idiots and whatever stipend they get from the show. The ONLY good thing I can say about this is they aren't on the public  dole.


If their house is considered a church and property tax free then, yes, they are on the dole.  They get out a fee that you and I and everybody responsible enough to own a home have to pay.
 
2013-10-18 10:26:29 AM

Tyrano Soros: Hiro-ACiD: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: I hope that entire family dies in a fireball of death on an airplane

/Yes, even the kids
//No, I don't care
///They are brainwashed and will just propagate their "cause".


a fine example of that liberal tolerance i've heard so much about.

Why would someone have to be a liberal to hate these attention whores? Show your work.


Admittedly, assumption based entirely on bolded text.



Nevermind, my assumptions are confirmed in the above post.
 
2013-10-18 10:28:32 AM

whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.



Matthew 5:39
 
2013-10-18 10:32:16 AM

pueblonative: LittleSmitty: pueblonative: I don't care how much this couple makes, exactly how in the hell are you able to parent when you can only give each kid one hour and fifteen minutes out of every day?  I'm suspecting the kids are more parents than the parents.

That is exactly what is happening. The older siblings care for the younger siblings, while the Mom takes care of the most recent crotchfruit.

The father works, but doesn't make enough money to support all of them, so they get by with donations from like minded idiots and whatever stipend they get from the show. The ONLY good thing I can say about this is they aren't on the public  dole.

If their house is considered a church and property tax free then, yes, they are on the dole.  They get out a fee that you and I and everybody responsible enough to own a home have to pay.


IIRC their house is considered a church, so I agree with you there. What I meant was they aren't on Welfare or SNAP or participating in programs usually associated with being on the public dole. I'd call what they are doing with their church/home more of a scam than being on the public dole, but potato/potatoe I guess
 
2013-10-18 10:35:27 AM

Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


Matthew 5:39


Leftover election troll says what?

You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek.  Show me now or GTFO.
 
2013-10-18 10:51:27 AM

Lochsteppe: You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek. Show me now or GTFO.


Well, there was this guy in Colorado named Ted Haggard. . .
 
2013-10-18 10:57:10 AM

Lochsteppe: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


Matthew 5:39

Leftover election troll says what?

You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek.  Show me now or GTFO.



No True Scotsman? Really?
 
2013-10-18 11:08:06 AM

Tyrano Soros: Lochsteppe: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


Matthew 5:39

Leftover election troll says what?

You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek.  Show me now or GTFO.


No True Scotsman? Really?


That isn't how that fallacy works. If someone was to defend evangelicalism by discounting every poor example as not really-

Wait... you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
 
2013-10-18 11:11:02 AM

Hickory-smoked: Tyrano Soros: Lochsteppe: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


Matthew 5:39

Leftover election troll says what?

You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek.  Show me now or GTFO.


No True Scotsman? Really?

That isn't how that fallacy works. If someone was to defend evangelicalism by discounting every poor example as not really-

Wait... you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?



Now ad hominem. Great. :)
 
2013-10-18 11:13:58 AM

Hickory-smoked: Tyrano Soros: Lochsteppe: Tyrano Soros: whosits_112: At this point, I don't give a flying fark what you conservative retards thing. You guys throw out hate and vitriol, and yet when you get some, you whine like a bunch of pussy cowards about how you are being attacked and "Oh you liberals are supposed to be kind and decent!"
fark you. fark them. fark you all.


Matthew 5:39

Leftover election troll says what?

You show me a single conservative evangelical Christian who actually practices turning the other cheek.  Show me now or GTFO.


No True Scotsman? Really?

That isn't how that fallacy works. If someone was to defend evangelicalism by discounting every poor example as not really-

Wait... you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?


Did we get hooked?
 
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