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(Sydney Morning Herald)   That's not a divorce. THIS is a divorce   (smh.com.au) divider line 28
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12018 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Oct 2013 at 1:35 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-18 01:42:12 PM  
4 votes:
Linda Hogan will also revert to her maiden name, Kozlowski.

Too bad she can't revert back to her maiden face.
2013-10-18 03:11:06 PM  
3 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Mr. Cat Poop: This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.

That's not a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 442x650]

This is a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 336x650]


media.tumblr.com
2013-10-18 02:46:34 PM  
3 votes:

Elzar: LukeR: Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.

Jesus - this is magnificent sideboob? I'll take Tomb Raider Jolie sideboob over this any day.

[www.strangecelebrities.com image 360x406]


This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.
2013-10-18 01:50:26 PM  
3 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.


She went under THE KNIFE
2013-10-18 01:38:19 PM  
3 votes:
This will be Paul Hogan's third divorce

Slip an extra wife on the barbie.
2013-10-18 04:44:40 PM  
2 votes:
That's a shame. Who gets custody of the Subaru?
2013-10-18 04:36:46 PM  
2 votes:

exparrot: Elzar: She was always a bit of a butterface...

I loved her in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom!


No, she was the one in Who's the Boss.
2013-10-18 03:42:25 PM  
2 votes:

Cheron: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 640x480]

For good measure...

I went backpacking with my son last weekend.  The trail went by a pond where two sets of couple in their early twenties were camping.  Seems one set went for a swim and the young lady was in a similar position sans undies.  Her friends saw us but decided not to inform her so in keeping with trail etiquette I gave a loud and hearty good morning.


A small device that can emit a reasonably loud "BOOOIIINNNNG" sound effect would come in handy on that particular trail.
2013-10-18 02:10:21 PM  
2 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2013-10-18 01:55:13 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.

She went under THE KNIFE


The knife fell on her...along with the knife block, the grindstone used to sharpen the knife, the iron ore that the knife steel came from, and for good measure the steelworker who smelted the ore.
2013-10-18 01:51:43 PM  
2 votes:
Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.
2013-10-18 01:39:41 PM  
2 votes:
I haven't thought of him since that movie in which he played Einstein.
2013-10-18 11:47:36 PM  
1 votes:
THIS is a divorce:

www.biography.com
2013-10-18 06:59:47 PM  
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Bith Set Me Up:
Exhibit A: Carrie Fisher

[i260.photobucket.com image 850x901]

Damn, she was something back then.  Time has not been kind to her either.


Saw her at FanExpo in August.  I was wondering who this crazy lady with the small dog walking around with security was then my buddy tells me is Carrie.  Yowza.
2013-10-18 04:31:16 PM  
1 votes:

Elzar: She was always a bit of a butterface...


I loved her in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom!
2013-10-18 02:59:48 PM  
1 votes:
Holy shiat, he's 74... farkkkkkk
2013-10-18 02:53:28 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Cat Poop: This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.


That's not a sideboob:

i.imgur.com

This is a sideboob:

i.imgur.com
2013-10-18 02:51:17 PM  
1 votes:

Loucifer: I thought he got eaten by a stingray years ago.


You're thinking of Hulk Hogan.

And it wasn't a stingray, but the cruel ravages of time.
2013-10-18 02:42:57 PM  
1 votes:
I thought he got eaten by a stingray years ago.
2013-10-18 02:26:32 PM  
1 votes:
d1ig05b2kzagsz.cloudfront.net
2013-10-18 02:25:50 PM  
1 votes:
Could it be because of what he did to the Twin Towers?
2013-10-18 02:11:42 PM  
1 votes:

phaseolus: ah, here it is.

[i2.listal.com image 511x768]


I loved that scene.

"So, okay.  I know we are just a PG rating, but we can show a little skin and this is how.  We have Linda trek through the Outback in a pair of sneakers and a thong bikini. The kids will love it!"
2013-10-18 02:09:53 PM  
1 votes:

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


Woot! You never forget your first.
2013-10-18 02:07:27 PM  
1 votes:

phaseolus: ah, here it is.

[i2.listal.com image 511x768]



I remember there being a permanent bad spot right in that part of my VHS tape of Crocodile Dundee.
2013-10-18 01:53:28 PM  
1 votes:

LukeR: Now my penis is just very unhappy.


Mine just hung itself.
And did it so well.
2013-10-18 01:45:38 PM  
1 votes:
Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.
2013-10-18 01:41:44 PM  
1 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com
That man is a national treasure!
2013-10-18 12:48:32 PM  
1 votes:
I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

images.smh.com.au

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.
 
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