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(Sydney Morning Herald)   That's not a divorce. THIS is a divorce   (smh.com.au) divider line 32
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2013-10-18 12:48:32 PM  
6 votes:
I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

images.smh.com.au

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.
2013-10-18 01:42:12 PM  
4 votes:
Linda Hogan will also revert to her maiden name, Kozlowski.

Too bad she can't revert back to her maiden face.
2013-10-18 06:55:14 PM  
3 votes:

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago


When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured.
2013-10-18 02:16:21 PM  
3 votes:
You know, Mrs_Fabulous is pushing 50 very hard right now. She stays in reasonable shape for someone with a desk job... but she's looking like a middle-aged woman now. That's what happens.

I suppose I'd like it better is she looked more like 23, when we first met. But I'm a pretty reasonable guy, and after a quarter-century of marriage I've grown very accustomed to her face. And the rest of her, too. We're in it for the long haul, both of us.

But so help me god, if she decided to turn into some sort of sci-fi abstract art project like that...thing...in the picture, I'd file the papers the next farking day.
2013-10-18 01:45:13 PM  
3 votes:

Rwa2play: Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.

This; damn age gracefully hon.  You might've looked like Judi Dench but dear god plastic surgery ruined you.


Dame Judi is farking HOT. Attitude matters a lot.
So do brains. If you look like this, you are low on both.
2013-10-18 02:46:34 PM  
2 votes:

Elzar: LukeR: Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.

Jesus - this is magnificent sideboob? I'll take Tomb Raider Jolie sideboob over this any day.

[www.strangecelebrities.com image 360x406]


This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.
2013-10-18 02:30:29 PM  
2 votes:
Sad to see these two break up.  They seemed genuinely happy together.

Having said that, add me to the "Holy hell, what did she do to herself?" brigade.  She didn't look that bad in the third Crocodile Dundee movie.  Older, yes, but a pleasant older, not this plastic shell she seems to have morphed into.  A real shame.

/and yes, Judi Dench is hot
2013-10-18 02:10:21 PM  
2 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2013-10-18 01:55:13 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.

She went under THE KNIFE


The knife fell on her...along with the knife block, the grindstone used to sharpen the knife, the iron ore that the knife steel came from, and for good measure the steelworker who smelted the ore.
2013-10-18 11:47:36 PM  
1 votes:
THIS is a divorce:

www.biography.com
IP
2013-10-18 09:12:48 PM  
1 votes:

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


Congrats!  I've been here like 9+ and have maybe four or five.  You folks that have tens or more - WTF do you do for a living?  Wait, don't answer that...
2013-10-18 07:52:08 PM  
1 votes:
When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured

sorry, but , I'll take Helen Mirren or Sophia before i look at Judi Dench, but...
Dench>>Bardot
2013-10-18 07:14:48 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: Damn shame that the plastic surgeons who I assume get paid well to do these surgeries actually make the people look worse. Nicole Kidman looked better before plastic surgery, but Melanie Griffith looks awful. Such a waste of money.


You really want to see sad put those post-knife faces beside Monica Bellucci or Diane Lane.  You can age gracefully ladies.
2013-10-18 07:07:22 PM  
1 votes:

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago


I pity those whose taste is in their eyes.

Skill, enthusiasm and creativity - all of which require smrt - beat merely slippery and willing any day.
2013-10-18 06:59:47 PM  
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Bith Set Me Up:
Exhibit A: Carrie Fisher

[i260.photobucket.com image 850x901]

Damn, she was something back then.  Time has not been kind to her either.


Saw her at FanExpo in August.  I was wondering who this crazy lady with the small dog walking around with security was then my buddy tells me is Carrie.  Yowza.
2013-10-18 06:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Bith Set Me Up:
Exhibit A: Carrie Fisher

[i260.photobucket.com image 850x901]

Damn, she was something back then.  Time has not been kind to her either.


No- cocaine- truckloads of it- hasn't been kind to her. Bipolar Disorder too.
2013-10-18 04:37:37 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


I imagined the trouble started when he went broke.
2013-10-18 04:37:27 PM  
1 votes:
The How Did This Get Made? bad movie podcast has one episode where they talk in earnest about Paul Hogan. Here's the link.
2013-10-18 03:35:37 PM  
1 votes:

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


Feel special now? Good. Here's a cookie.
2013-10-18 02:59:48 PM  
1 votes:
Holy shiat, he's 74... farkkkkkk
2013-10-18 02:54:13 PM  
1 votes:
i1247.photobucket.com

Transform.....
2013-10-18 02:53:28 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Cat Poop: This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.


That's not a sideboob:

i.imgur.com

This is a sideboob:

i.imgur.com
2013-10-18 02:39:13 PM  
1 votes:

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 640x480]

For good measure...


AND I'm spent!
2013-10-18 02:28:56 PM  
1 votes:
i1247.photobucket.com

For good measure...
2013-10-18 02:11:42 PM  
1 votes:

phaseolus: ah, here it is.

[i2.listal.com image 511x768]


I loved that scene.

"So, okay.  I know we are just a PG rating, but we can show a little skin and this is how.  We have Linda trek through the Outback in a pair of sneakers and a thong bikini. The kids will love it!"
2013-10-18 01:58:05 PM  
1 votes:
ah, here it is.

i2.listal.com
2013-10-18 01:56:38 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


It's kind of like the comedy / tragedy masks are really just a warning of what will come to pass.

/You must choose.
2013-10-18 01:46:02 PM  
1 votes:

DecemberNitro: [d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net image 570x321]


Isn't that Sharon Stone?
2013-10-18 01:45:38 PM  
1 votes:
Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.
2013-10-18 01:43:43 PM  
1 votes:
d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net
2013-10-18 01:42:54 PM  
1 votes:
What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.
2013-10-18 01:42:00 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


This; damn age gracefully hon.  You might've looked like Judi Dench but dear god plastic surgery ruined you.
 
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