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2013-10-18 03:32:02 PM

LukeR: Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob ass

,

Now my penis is just very unhappy.

FTFM.
 
2013-10-18 03:33:08 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 640x480]

For good measure...


I went backpacking with my son last weekend.  The trail went by a pond where two sets of couple in their early twenties were camping.  Seems one set went for a swim and the young lady was in a similar position sans undies.  Her friends saw us but decided not to inform her so in keeping with trail etiquette I gave a loud and hearty good morning.
 
2013-10-18 03:33:11 PM

Elzar: She was always a bit of a butterface...

[media.zenfs.com image 630x354]


Beware when your wife gets radical plastic surgery.  She's up to something...or someone.
 
2013-10-18 03:35:37 PM

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


Feel special now? Good. Here's a cookie.
 
2013-10-18 03:42:25 PM

Cheron: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 640x480]

For good measure...

I went backpacking with my son last weekend.  The trail went by a pond where two sets of couple in their early twenties were camping.  Seems one set went for a swim and the young lady was in a similar position sans undies.  Her friends saw us but decided not to inform her so in keeping with trail etiquette I gave a loud and hearty good morning.


A small device that can emit a reasonably loud "BOOOIIINNNNG" sound effect would come in handy on that particular trail.
 
2013-10-18 03:46:01 PM
According to a quick check of Google Paul Hogan was born in 1939 ... he's older than Harrison Ford.

Still, would be funny to see him spoof the sniper from Team Fortress 2 in an Expendables 3 cameo.

As for his ex -- I thought they divorced ages ago.

/seen worse aging and bad plastic jobs
 
2013-10-18 03:49:52 PM

Wellon Dowd: Mr. Cat Poop: This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.

That's not a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 442x650]

This is a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 336x650]


www.travelsnitch.org
I see you've played spoony booby before.
 
2013-10-18 04:09:50 PM

I_C_Weener: vudukungfu: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.

She went under THE KNIFE

The knife fell on her...along with the knife block, the grindstone used to sharpen the knife, the iron ore that the knife steel came from, and for good measure the steelworker who smelted the ore.


And a couple of those big assed dump trucks they haul the ore with
 
2013-10-18 04:29:41 PM
Sybarite:
I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.
[fookin botox]
Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


Rapmaster2000:
Slip an extra wife on the barbie.

More like "slip more Barbie on the wife", amirite?
 
2013-10-18 04:31:16 PM

Elzar: She was always a bit of a butterface...


I loved her in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom!
 
2013-10-18 04:31:38 PM

phaseolus: ah, here it is.

[i2.listal.com image 511x768]


Yup.
 
2013-10-18 04:35:46 PM
Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago
 
2013-10-18 04:36:46 PM

exparrot: Elzar: She was always a bit of a butterface...

I loved her in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom!


No, she was the one in Who's the Boss.
 
2013-10-18 04:37:27 PM
The How Did This Get Made? bad movie podcast has one episode where they talk in earnest about Paul Hogan. Here's the link.
 
2013-10-18 04:37:37 PM

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


I imagined the trouble started when he went broke.
 
2013-10-18 04:40:18 PM

Cheron: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 640x480]

For good measure...

I went backpacking with my son last weekend.  The trail went by a pond where two sets of couple in their early twenties were camping.  Seems one set went for a swim and the young lady was in a similar position sans undies.  Her friends saw us but decided not to inform her so in keeping with trail etiquette I gave a loud and hearty good morning.


Gee. Thanks, Mom.
 
2013-10-18 04:40:26 PM
That's not a divorce, it's a spoon.
 
2013-10-18 04:44:40 PM
That's a shame. Who gets custody of the Subaru?
 
2013-10-18 05:02:42 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: Elzar: LukeR: Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.

Jesus - this is magnificent sideboob? I'll take Tomb Raider Jolie sideboob over this any day.

[www.strangecelebrities.com image 360x406]

This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.


How about underboob aka Australian cleavage?

Exhibit A: Carrie Fisher

i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-18 05:03:23 PM

Uzzah: Wellon Dowd: Mr. Cat Poop: This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.

That's not a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 442x650]

This is a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 336x650]

[media.tumblr.com image 500x200]


Whoever decided posting that pic was a no-no should be publicly flogged then strung up by their thumbs.
 
2013-10-18 05:10:37 PM
Paul Hogan's co-star wife Linda Hogan files for divorce after 23 years and some really horrible plastic surgery

Obviously something went wrong and the headline got truncated...
 
2013-10-18 05:23:15 PM

unfarkingbelievable: lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.

Feel special now? Good. Here's a cookie.


Don't worry. Maybe you'll get a link approved next year, once you hit 11 years, too. Hang in there, buddy.
 
2013-10-18 05:40:02 PM
Bith Set Me Up:
Exhibit A: Carrie Fisher

[i260.photobucket.com image 850x901]


Damn, she was something back then.  Time has not been kind to her either.
 
2013-10-18 06:18:24 PM

unfarkingbelievable: lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.

Feel special now? Good. Here's a cookie.


says the guy with no greens.

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


congrats!!!!!!  and, a great thread it has become.
 
2013-10-18 06:41:11 PM

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


YAY!  Hopefully it won't be another eleven before you get another one.
 
2013-10-18 06:52:04 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Bith Set Me Up:
Exhibit A: Carrie Fisher

[i260.photobucket.com image 850x901]

Damn, she was something back then.  Time has not been kind to her either.


No- cocaine- truckloads of it- hasn't been kind to her. Bipolar Disorder too.
 
2013-10-18 06:55:14 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago


When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured.
 
2013-10-18 06:59:47 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Bith Set Me Up:
Exhibit A: Carrie Fisher

[i260.photobucket.com image 850x901]

Damn, she was something back then.  Time has not been kind to her either.


Saw her at FanExpo in August.  I was wondering who this crazy lady with the small dog walking around with security was then my buddy tells me is Carrie.  Yowza.
 
2013-10-18 07:07:22 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago


I pity those whose taste is in their eyes.

Skill, enthusiasm and creativity - all of which require smrt - beat merely slippery and willing any day.
 
2013-10-18 07:07:54 PM
Damn shame that the plastic surgeons who I assume get paid well to do these surgeries actually make the people look worse. Nicole Kidman looked better before plastic surgery, but Melanie Griffith looks awful. Such a waste of money.
 
2013-10-18 07:12:28 PM

ttc2301: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago

When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured.



When you can recognize former hotness or aging well or looking good for their age you've matured. If you're a 25 year old and you think Dame Judi Dench is still hot you have a fetish for old women. Like all those poor bastards running around saying Helen Mirren is still hot. If you're within 10-20 years of her age that's fine, but when you're 25 or more years younger or older than someone and you have the hots for them that's the beginning of creepy territory.

/for every rule of course there's an exception
//for a while there Sophia Loren would have been an exception to the rule
 
2013-10-18 07:14:48 PM

skinink: Damn shame that the plastic surgeons who I assume get paid well to do these surgeries actually make the people look worse. Nicole Kidman looked better before plastic surgery, but Melanie Griffith looks awful. Such a waste of money.


You really want to see sad put those post-knife faces beside Monica Bellucci or Diane Lane.  You can age gracefully ladies.
 
2013-10-18 07:35:25 PM

DecemberNitro: [d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net image 570x321]


First thing I thought of as well...
 
2013-10-18 07:38:13 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: ttc2301: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago

When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured.


When you can recognize former hotness or aging well or looking good for their age you've matured. If you're a 25 year old and you think Dame Judi Dench is still hot you have a fetish for old women. Like all those poor bastards running around saying Helen Mirren is still hot. If you're within 10-20 years of her age that's fine, but when you're 25 or more years younger or older than someone and you have the hots for them that's the beginning of creepy territory.

/for every rule of course there's an exception
//for a while there Sophia Loren would have been an exception to the rule


Oh, please! You're only saying that because they're women. 25 years is the starting gap for older men, but you're not biatching about James Woods or Patrick Stewart.
 
2013-10-18 07:52:08 PM
When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured

sorry, but , I'll take Helen Mirren or Sophia before i look at Judi Dench, but...
Dench>>Bardot
 
2013-10-18 08:09:23 PM

scamp-dun-emer: Dingleberry Dickwad: ttc2301: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago

When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured.


When you can recognize former hotness or aging well or looking good for their age you've matured. If you're a 25 year old and you think Dame Judi Dench is still hot you have a fetish for old women. Like all those poor bastards running around saying Helen Mirren is still hot. If you're within 10-20 years of her age that's fine, but when you're 25 or more years younger or older than someone and you have the hots for them that's the beginning of creepy territory.

/for every rule of course there's an exception
//for a while there Sophia Loren would have been an exception to the rule

Oh, please! You're only saying that because they're women. 25 years is the starting gap for older men, but you're not biatching about James Woods or Patrick Stewart.


Because this isn't a thread about James Wood or Patrick Stewart and I'm not familiar with the age gaps in their relationships maybe? And I wasn't trying to say 25 years is the starting gap for older men. 10-20 years I figure is ok, 25 years or more is creepy. The 5 year gap is for gray area between ok and creepy. If someone is old enough to be your parent or even your grandparent yet you find them sexually appealing that's creepy.
 
2013-10-18 08:39:25 PM
img.fark.net

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2013-10-18 08:43:49 PM

Flappyhead: skinink: Damn shame that the plastic surgeons who I assume get paid well to do these surgeries actually make the people look worse. Nicole Kidman looked better before plastic surgery, but Melanie Griffith looks awful. Such a waste of money.

You really want to see sad put those post-knife faces beside Monica Bellucci or Diane Lane.  You can age gracefully ladies.


Oh gawd please Monica don't ever go under the knife.
 
IP
2013-10-18 09:12:48 PM

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


Congrats!  I've been here like 9+ and have maybe four or five.  You folks that have tens or more - WTF do you do for a living?  Wait, don't answer that...
 
2013-10-18 09:12:51 PM

Elzar: She was always a bit of a butterface...

[media.zenfs.com image 630x354]


She looks like a man now.
 
2013-10-18 09:23:02 PM

vudukungfu: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.

She went under THE KNIFE


Which knife, this one?

www.mediabistro.com
 
2013-10-18 09:33:20 PM

scamp-dun-emer: Oh, please! You're only saying that because they're women. 25 years is the starting gap for older men, but you're not biatching about James Woods or Patrick Stewart.


I disagree, because some people (myself included) post in Hefner threads about how his "relationships" are beyond creepy.  I think, for some people, there is a difference between being hot and being attractive.  Hot is purely superficial.  Attractive is something else.  Personality does indeed count, and can go a long way, but when the age gap is measure in multiple decades it is sliding into creepy territory.
 
2013-10-18 09:38:09 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: scamp-dun-emer: Dingleberry Dickwad: ttc2301: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago

When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured.


When you can recognize former hotness or aging well or looking good for their age you've matured. If you're a 25 year old and you think Dame Judi Dench is still hot you have a fetish for old women. Like all those poor bastards running around saying Helen Mirren is still hot. If you're within 10-20 years of her age that's fine, but when you're 25 or more years younger or older than someone and you have the hots for them that's the beginning of creepy territory.

/for every rule of course there's an exception
//for a while there Sophia Loren would have been an exception to the rule

Oh, please! You're only saying that because they're women. 25 years is the starting gap for older men, but you're not biatching about James Woods or Patrick Stewart.

Because this isn't a thread about James Wood or Patrick Stewart and I'm not familiar with the age gaps in their relationships maybe? And I wasn't trying to say 25 years is the starting gap for older men. 10-20 years I figure is ok, 25 years or more is creepy. The 5 year gap is for gray area between ok and creepy. If someone is old enough to be your parent or even your grandparent yet you find them sexually appealing that's creepy.


Fair enough, but it technically wasn't about Ms Dench either. ;)

I also think there's a world of difference between a quick shag & a relationship.

/PS-39yrs older than his missus
//JW-46yrs older than his missus
 
2013-10-18 10:17:01 PM

Elzar: LukeR: Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.

Jesus - this is magnificent sideboob? I'll take Tomb Raider Jolie sideboob over this any day.

[www.strangecelebrities.com image 360x406]


I don't think I ever noticed the sideboob in that scene, ever.
 
2013-10-18 11:47:36 PM
THIS is a divorce:

www.biography.com
 
2013-10-19 12:34:32 AM

Phil Clinton: THIS is a divorce:

[www.biography.com image 402x402]


Jesus, you can just see the crazy in that strange twitchy looking eye of hers.
 
2013-10-19 01:29:46 AM
Linda! Lay off the HGH!
 
2013-10-19 01:33:14 AM

ajax6677: Phil Clinton: THIS is a divorce:

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Jesus, you can just see the crazy in that strange twitchy looking eye of hers.


She was totally strung out on various drugs, sometimes simultaneously. That and I am pretty sure she had several underlying psychological issues, obviously. I miss Phil Hartman quite a bit, actually. What a great talent.
 
2013-10-19 03:29:46 PM

ttc2301: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Judi Dench is hot

are u guys blind?
maybe 40 years ago

When you are wise enough to be able to recognize the hawtness of a woman of any age from Demi Lovato to Judi Dench, you will know that you have finally matured.


Hmm.  Rubbing up against Demi while Judi goes on and on about how my rakish charm might not save me this time?  I'd be up for that.
 
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