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(Sydney Morning Herald)   That's not a divorce. THIS is a divorce   (smh.com.au) divider line 99
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2013-10-18 12:48:32 PM
I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

images.smh.com.au

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.
 
2013-10-18 01:01:19 PM

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


I honestly didn't recognize her.
 
2013-10-18 01:38:19 PM
This will be Paul Hogan's third divorce

Slip an extra wife on the barbie.
 
2013-10-18 01:39:41 PM
I haven't thought of him since that movie in which he played Einstein.
 
2013-10-18 01:39:55 PM
If he's going to be paying alimony, i'd hit up Stallone quick to get into Expendables 3.
 
2013-10-18 01:41:44 PM
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That man is a national treasure!
 
2013-10-18 01:42:00 PM

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


This; damn age gracefully hon.  You might've looked like Judi Dench but dear god plastic surgery ruined you.
 
2013-10-18 01:42:12 PM
Linda Hogan will also revert to her maiden name, Kozlowski.

Too bad she can't revert back to her maiden face.
 
2013-10-18 01:42:54 PM
What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.
 
2013-10-18 01:43:43 PM
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2013-10-18 01:45:13 PM

Rwa2play: Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.

This; damn age gracefully hon.  You might've looked like Judi Dench but dear god plastic surgery ruined you.


Dame Judi is farking HOT. Attitude matters a lot.
So do brains. If you look like this, you are low on both.
 
2013-10-18 01:45:38 PM
Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.
 
2013-10-18 01:46:02 PM

DecemberNitro: [d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net image 570x321]


Isn't that Sharon Stone?
 
2013-10-18 01:49:44 PM

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


Congrats! Get the champers out!
 
2013-10-18 01:49:57 PM

beerrun: DecemberNitro: [d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net image 570x321]

Isn't that Sharon Stone?


That's THE Sharon Stone. Throughout all time and space, there is no other. Sharon Stone exists only in that film.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-18 01:50:22 PM

Trocadero: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x432]
That man is a national treasure!


The Aussies that I know can't stand the guy.
 
2013-10-18 01:50:22 PM
She was always a bit of a butterface...

media.zenfs.com
 
2013-10-18 01:50:26 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.


She went under THE KNIFE
 
2013-10-18 01:51:43 PM
Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.
 
2013-10-18 01:53:28 PM

LukeR: Now my penis is just very unhappy.


Mine just hung itself.
And did it so well.
 
2013-10-18 01:55:13 PM

vudukungfu: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What the farking hell did she do to her face???

/she should be openly mocked and laughed at for looking like that.

She went under THE KNIFE


The knife fell on her...along with the knife block, the grindstone used to sharpen the knife, the iron ore that the knife steel came from, and for good measure the steelworker who smelted the ore.
 
2013-10-18 01:56:38 PM

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


It's kind of like the comedy / tragedy masks are really just a warning of what will come to pass.

/You must choose.
 
2013-10-18 01:58:05 PM
ah, here it is.

i2.listal.com
 
2013-10-18 02:07:27 PM

phaseolus: ah, here it is.

[i2.listal.com image 511x768]



I remember there being a permanent bad spot right in that part of my VHS tape of Crocodile Dundee.
 
2013-10-18 02:07:58 PM

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


congrats...i got two in september/october after about the same time. the pressure is off...I almost don't care anymore. Just glad to have something besides a zero or none next to approved links.
 
2013-10-18 02:09:53 PM

lyndsayj: Yay, my first greenlight! :)

My Fark cherry has finally been popped, after 11 years.


Woot! You never forget your first.
 
2013-10-18 02:10:21 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-10-18 02:11:15 PM
Even those two outgrew each other.  Back in the day, I loved both the CD movies.  But like Roseanne Barr, success made failures out of marriage and home.  Reap what you sow, mate.

Does NOT look like the same woman at all.  I want to joke that the real Linda and the real Suzanne Somers died years ago and were replaced by fembots that act even more insufferable.

That said, she must be dreaming of a posh NYC flat, a reality show gig or two, maybe even wrestling other women stars for young and dumb boyfriends.
 
2013-10-18 02:11:42 PM

phaseolus: ah, here it is.

[i2.listal.com image 511x768]


I loved that scene.

"So, okay.  I know we are just a PG rating, but we can show a little skin and this is how.  We have Linda trek through the Outback in a pair of sneakers and a thong bikini. The kids will love it!"
 
2013-10-18 02:16:21 PM
You know, Mrs_Fabulous is pushing 50 very hard right now. She stays in reasonable shape for someone with a desk job... but she's looking like a middle-aged woman now. That's what happens.

I suppose I'd like it better is she looked more like 23, when we first met. But I'm a pretty reasonable guy, and after a quarter-century of marriage I've grown very accustomed to her face. And the rest of her, too. We're in it for the long haul, both of us.

But so help me god, if she decided to turn into some sort of sci-fi abstract art project like that...thing...in the picture, I'd file the papers the next farking day.
 
2013-10-18 02:24:59 PM

T.rex: If he's going to be paying alimony, i'd hit up Stallone quick to get into Expendables 3.


For those who don't think he has the action movie chops, go watch Crocodile Dundee 2 again. That is a very solid movie even ignoring its sequel status.
/very serious
 
2013-10-18 02:25:50 PM
Could it be because of what he did to the Twin Towers?
 
2013-10-18 02:26:32 PM
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2013-10-18 02:28:56 PM
i1247.photobucket.com

For good measure...
 
2013-10-18 02:30:29 PM
Sad to see these two break up.  They seemed genuinely happy together.

Having said that, add me to the "Holy hell, what did she do to herself?" brigade.  She didn't look that bad in the third Crocodile Dundee movie.  Older, yes, but a pleasant older, not this plastic shell she seems to have morphed into.  A real shame.

/and yes, Judi Dench is hot
 
2013-10-18 02:37:01 PM
I was all set to click on the link and sadly read over the news article until I saw her face. Yikes. She looks better in the picture where it's just her and Hogan, where she looks like she's actually smiling as much as her face can allow her, but still... I can't help but wonder if her plastic surgery contributed to everything.
 
2013-10-18 02:37:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: beerrun: DecemberNitro: [d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net image 570x321]

Isn't that Sharon Stone?

That's THE Sharon Stone. Throughout all time and space, there is no other. Sharon Stone exists only in that film.

[i.imgur.com image 600x333]


Not Casino where she played James Woods' beyotch? Not even  Basic Instinct?
 
2013-10-18 02:39:13 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 640x480]

For good measure...


AND I'm spent!
 
2013-10-18 02:40:51 PM

LukeR: Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.


Jesus - this is magnificent sideboob? I'll take Tomb Raider Jolie sideboob over this any day.

www.strangecelebrities.com
 
2013-10-18 02:42:57 PM
I thought he got eaten by a stingray years ago.
 
2013-10-18 02:46:34 PM

Elzar: LukeR: Holy farking hell, what happened to Linda Kozlowski??  I remember fondly the scene in Crocodile Dundee when she's filling up her canteen buy the river and that magnificent sideboob.

Now my penis is just very unhappy.

Jesus - this is magnificent sideboob? I'll take Tomb Raider Jolie sideboob over this any day.

[www.strangecelebrities.com image 360x406]


This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.
 
2013-10-18 02:51:17 PM

Loucifer: I thought he got eaten by a stingray years ago.


You're thinking of Hulk Hogan.

And it wasn't a stingray, but the cruel ravages of time.
 
2013-10-18 02:53:28 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.


That's not a sideboob:

i.imgur.com

This is a sideboob:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-18 02:54:13 PM
i1247.photobucket.com

Transform.....
 
2013-10-18 02:59:48 PM
Holy shiat, he's 74... farkkkkkk
 
2013-10-18 03:06:53 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Could it be because of what he did to the Twin Towers?


I think because he's no angel.
 
2013-10-18 03:11:06 PM

Wellon Dowd: Mr. Cat Poop: This thread needs to turn into a "that's not a sideboob..this is a side boob" thread pronto.

That's not a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 442x650]

This is a sideboob:

[i.imgur.com image 336x650]


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-18 03:14:02 PM
She's storing food in her cheeks just in case she finds herself stranded in the outbacks without notice.
 
2013-10-18 03:23:00 PM

Sybarite: I'm imaging the trouble started when the beautiful woman that Paul married transformed into this.

[images.smh.com.au image 620x349]

Look, I know aging is a biatch, but that's no solution.


When did she turn into Pamela Anderson? What a shame.

In the meantime,

i1045.photobucket.com

Let the booting begin!
 
2013-10-18 03:27:20 PM
Reminds me of what Jay Mohr's wife has become.
 
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