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(Daily Mail)   Need more proof that Jennifer Lopez is an out-of-control demanding diva? Her assistant just quit to work for Mariah Carey   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-10-18 02:38:05 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-10-18 10:14:37 AM
Or Asst is a masochist.
 
2013-10-18 10:26:59 AM
Puerto Rican woman who is a  diva?  Nooooooooo way.
 
2013-10-18 10:34:19 AM
During my 15 years at Universal, J-Lo was by far the worst celebrity to deal with.

She would refuse to stop at the main gate to get her drive on pass, she expected the Security Officers to recognize her car from a distance and have the gate arm raised well before she got to them so she didn't have to interact with the officers. We (Security Management) did not allow this and it did not please her (lots of hissy fits). She eventually complied.

On one occasion, she sent her assistant to the commissary to get her a sandwich. The assistant returns with the sandwich and J-Lo takes it and inspects it, it isn't the way she wanted it, so she throws the whole thing in her assistant's face.

/CSB
 
2013-10-18 10:52:55 AM
 It's Turkey Time, Gobble, Gobble
 
2013-10-18 10:54:26 AM
I bet she beefs in the shower and has her assistant heel it down the drain.
 
2013-10-18 10:56:58 AM

Beerguy: During my 15 years at Universal, J-Lo was by far the worst celebrity to deal with.

She would refuse to stop at the main gate to get her drive on pass, she expected the Security Officers to recognize her car from a distance and have the gate arm raised well before she got to them so she didn't have to interact with the officers. We (Security Management) did not allow this and it did not please her (lots of hissy fits). She eventually complied.

On one occasion, she sent her assistant to the commissary to get her a sandwich. The assistant returns with the sandwich and J-Lo takes it and inspects it, it isn't the way she wanted it, so she throws the whole thing in her assistant's face.

/CSB


I don't know how the hell someone sits there and takes that. Do these assistants make a lot of money or something?

Sorry for going all ITG, but you throw a sandwich in my face, shiat's about to get real.

OTOH, you could always sue for being assaulted with the sandwich. Emotional trauma and all that.
 
2013-10-18 11:07:31 AM
This is what happens when you get your butt kissed by every person you meet for a few years. I think this is what happened to George Lucas. Not one person in his life stood up to him and told him that what he was doing was crap with both the digitizing of the original trilogy and the horrible movies that he made. Very few people are immune to the echo chamber effect. You see a lot of directors and stars do crap that if they would listen to ANYONE they could have avoided.
 
2013-10-18 11:08:01 AM

Orgasmatron138: Beerguy: During my 15 years at Universal, J-Lo was by far the worst celebrity to deal with.

She would refuse to stop at the main gate to get her drive on pass, she expected the Security Officers to recognize her car from a distance and have the gate arm raised well before she got to them so she didn't have to interact with the officers. We (Security Management) did not allow this and it did not please her (lots of hissy fits). She eventually complied.

On one occasion, she sent her assistant to the commissary to get her a sandwich. The assistant returns with the sandwich and J-Lo takes it and inspects it, it isn't the way she wanted it, so she throws the whole thing in her assistant's face.

/CSB

I don't know how the hell someone sits there and takes that. Do these assistants make a lot of money or something?

Sorry for going all ITG, but you throw a sandwich in my face, shiat's about to get real.

OTOH, you could always sue for being assaulted with the sandwich. Emotional trauma and all that.


You don't pay personal assistants to fetch you sandwiches, you pay them to put up with abuse.
 
2013-10-18 11:15:41 AM

Orgasmatron138: I don't know how the hell someone sits there and takes that. Do these assistants make a lot of money or something?


Depending upon the celeb, the assistant's can be very well paid. However, my gut tells me that J-Lo isn't one of those that would be particularly generous.

A lot of the personal assistants, P.A. (Production Assistants), pages, etc. are willing to take a certain amount of abuse because they feel they are "paying their dues" before moving up in the industry.
 
2013-10-18 11:22:38 AM

Principal Clarinet: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x800]


 I can imagine that a lot of venue and event managers would try to stick an artist in a tuna can if they could get away with it, so I don't have a problem with artists spelling out the terms and conditions.
 
2013-10-18 11:22:55 AM
Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.
 
2013-10-18 11:24:33 AM

carrion_luggage: Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.


I would say rassism done in 12, but considering her ethnic heritage was brought up in the 2nd post now you're just being an echo chamber.
 
2013-10-18 11:29:58 AM
jennifer who?
 
2013-10-18 11:50:00 AM

pueblonative: Principal Clarinet: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x800]

 I can imagine that a lot of venue and event managers would try to stick an artist in a tuna can if they could get away with it, so I don't have a problem with artists spelling out the terms and conditions.


a contract rider serves more than 1 purpose. many artists/actors/etc have some demands they really don't fully expect to be followed. but, some have silly things (bowl full of m&ms with all the browns removed, etc) that tell the "star" and their folks the people at the venue paid attention and probably got many of their real requests addressed.

however, i have a problem with it if the rider is an absolute non-negotiable demand that must be followed no matter the event. when j-lo performed on ramstein airbase in 2001 for the mtv/uso salute the troops show, she stayed all the way in mannheim (~45 miles away) because that was the closest place that would meet her demands
 
2013-10-18 11:50:31 AM
But she's Jenny from the block?

She always talks about how "real" she is.


You're saying she's a liar?

Also, what does she do anymore? I haven't heard of any albums or movies, is she just making the rounds being a complete biatch?
 
2013-10-18 11:50:45 AM

pueblonative: carrion_luggage: Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.

I would say rassism done in 12, but considering her ethnic heritage was brought up in the 2nd post now you're just being an echo chamber.


i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the joke went way over your head
 
2013-10-18 11:52:02 AM
I wonder how many loogy drinks and sandwiches she's eaten.

Don't fark with people who handle your food.
 
2013-10-18 12:27:48 PM

Beerguy: Orgasmatron138: I don't know how the hell someone sits there and takes that. Do these assistants make a lot of money or something?

Depending upon the celeb, the assistant's can be very well paid. However, my gut tells me that J-Lo isn't one of those that would be particularly generous.

A lot of the personal assistants, P.A. (Production Assistants), pages, etc. are willing to take a certain amount of abuse because they feel they are "paying their dues" before moving up in the industry.


Ah, that makes more sense. Using the position to network with top people in the industry.

I still can't help but feel that I'd be a "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" guy, though.
 
2013-10-18 12:39:53 PM
Orgasmatron138:

Ah, that makes more sense. Using the position to network with top people in the industry.

Bingo!

I still can't help but feel that I'd be a "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" guy, though.

I know I would be....throw a sandwich in my face and my brain synapses would be firing in the "ok, fark this shiat" sequence.
 
2013-10-18 01:07:44 PM
scotchcrotch:

Also, what does she do anymore? I haven't heard of any albums or movies, is she just making the rounds being a complete biatch?

According to IMDB, mostly voice work for "Ice Age" sequels and video game spinoffs. Though she did have a kid a couple of years ago, so that probably slowed her down - she does have a couple of projects in pre-production now.
 
2013-10-18 01:22:51 PM

bungle_jr: pueblonative: carrion_luggage: Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.

I would say rassism done in 12, but considering her ethnic heritage was brought up in the 2nd post now you're just being an echo chamber.

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the joke went way over your head


Obviously not a fan of tacos and burritos.
 
2013-10-18 01:25:25 PM

Beerguy: During my 15 years at Universal, J-Lo was by far the worst celebrity to deal with.

She would refuse to stop at the main gate to get her drive on pass, she expected the Security Officers to recognize her car from a distance and have the gate arm raised well before she got to them so she didn't have to interact with the officers. We (Security Management) did not allow this and it did not please her (lots of hissy fits). She eventually complied.

On one occasion, she sent her assistant to the commissary to get her a sandwich. The assistant returns with the sandwich and J-Lo takes it and inspects it, it isn't the way she wanted it, so she throws the whole thing in her assistant's face.


That much of a biatch, eh?

Always called her "J-Ho" for her BS with getting married and then divorcing less than 6 months afterward.  Now she's "entitled J-Ho" from now on.
 
2013-10-18 01:31:53 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: If there's one celebrity in the world that I can actually use the word "hate" for, it's Jennifer Lopez, and it's because of her personality. She is one of those women that might be attractive if she weren't a completely vile biatch, but her personality makes her one of the ugliest people I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.
 
2013-10-18 01:39:16 PM

ZeroCorpse: I've said it before and I'll say it again: If there's one celebrity in the world that I can actually use the word "hate" for, it's Jennifer Lopez, and it's because of her personality. She is one of those women that might be attractive if she weren't a completely vile biatch, but her personality makes her one of the ugliest people I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.


definitely! i see pics and think "she really is a nice looking chica"...but then i realize just how much of a raging biatch diva she is, and that makes her looking like a wrinkly old witch
 
2013-10-18 02:10:16 PM

pueblonative: Principal Clarinet: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x800]

 I can imagine that a lot of venue and event managers would try to stick an artist in a tuna can if they could get away with it, so I don't have a problem with artists spelling out the terms and conditions.



badbooksgoodtimes.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-18 02:10:58 PM

pueblonative: carrion_luggage: Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.

I would say rassism done in 12, but considering her ethnic heritage was brought up in the 2nd post now you're just being an echo chamber.


Oops, meant that .gif for THIS post...
 
2013-10-18 02:19:18 PM

bungle_jr: pueblonative: carrion_luggage: Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.

I would say rassism done in 12, but considering her ethnic heritage was brought up in the 2nd post now you're just being an echo chamber.

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the joke went way over your head


If you're going for the lesbian taco jokes, caffine hasn't kicked in yet.
 
2013-10-18 02:36:57 PM

pueblonative: bungle_jr: pueblonative: carrion_luggage: Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.

I would say rassism done in 12, but considering her ethnic heritage was brought up in the 2nd post now you're just being an echo chamber.

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the joke went way over your head

If you're going for the lesbian taco jokes, caffine hasn't kicked in yet.


whosits_112: pueblonative: Principal Clarinet: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x800]

 I can imagine that a lot of venue and event managers would try to stick an artist in a tuna can if they could get away with it, so I don't have a problem with artists spelling out the terms and conditions.


[badbooksgoodtimes.files.wordpress.com image 499x377]

 
2013-10-18 03:01:54 PM

pueblonative: bungle_jr: pueblonative: carrion_luggage: Her assistant grew weary of all the taco-flavored kisses.

I would say rassism done in 12, but considering her ethnic heritage was brought up in the 2nd post now you're just being an echo chamber.

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the joke went way over your head

If you're going for the lesbian taco jokes, caffine hasn't kicked in yet.


Just go watch this, ok?
 
2013-10-18 03:21:14 PM

ZeroCorpse: I've said it before and I'll say it again: If there's one celebrity in the world that I can actually use the word "hate" for, it's Jennifer Lopez, and it's because of her personality. She is one of those women that might be attractive if she weren't a completely vile biatch, but her personality makes her one of the ugliest people I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.


Her and Kim Kardashian.  One's a vain biatch, the other has a million dollar body, but has a 10 cent brain and is an attention whore.
 
2013-10-18 10:28:03 PM

Rwa2play: ZeroCorpse: I've said it before and I'll say it again: If there's one celebrity in the world that I can actually use the word "hate" for, it's Jennifer Lopez, and it's because of her personality. She is one of those women that might be attractive if she weren't a completely vile biatch, but her personality makes her one of the ugliest people I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

Her and Kim Kardashian.  One's a vain biatch, the other has a million dollar body, but has a 10 cent brain and is an attention whore.


Wait, which one is Kim and which is J. Lo?
 
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