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(Guardian)   I fantasize about group sex with old, obese men.... said no one ever   (theguardian.com) divider line 96
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2013-10-17 11:56:41 PM
http://lemonparty.org/ (NSFW)
 
2013-10-18 12:26:04 AM
I fantasize about group sex with old, obese men.... said no one ever said some old, obese troll.
 
2013-10-18 06:51:15 AM
Someone get her a TF subscription.
 
2013-10-18 07:27:17 AM
It's been done.
 
2013-10-18 07:29:16 AM
NOW It's been done
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-18 07:34:27 AM
Im in!  lets get  up a fark trip, fellow oldbese men!
 
2013-10-18 07:34:29 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: NOW It's been done
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


YOu know what bothered me about her?  When she's dancing naked and the zombies kill/eat her.  You see her running around naked later without any bite marks or chunks of flesh missing?  Did the zombies just gum her to death?  Maybe one of them gave her oral that was so mind blowing she died of a heart attack or stroke?
 
2013-10-18 07:35:13 AM
I'm pretty sure every man over 40 with his bald spot, hairy back and ears, flat ass and huge gut THINKS every person ever wants their hot body. Because youth is so over-rated.

What I like the most about aging is how your proportions change, especially from the side. A large, barrel-shaped torso with little hairy twig arms coming out each side is my favorite middle-aged body variation.
 
2013-10-18 07:35:25 AM
FTA:   Your erotic imaginings are private; you don't have to share them.

And in your case, you really shouldn't.
 
2013-10-18 07:38:51 AM

FullMetalPanda: Mr. Coffee Nerves: NOW It's been done
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

YOu know what bothered me about her?  When she's dancing naked and the zombies kill/eat her.  You see her running around naked later without any bite marks or chunks of flesh missing?  Did the zombies just gum her to death?  Maybe one of them gave her oral that was so mind blowing she died of a heart attack or stroke?


And that bothered you?
 
2013-10-18 07:39:36 AM
FTA: Consider searching for the root.

I think she already covered that in TFA
 
2013-10-18 07:42:41 AM
www.wackystock.com

Do you think I'm sexy?
And yes, this little cartoon guy is in far better shape now than when he was a 22 year old cartoon.
/PS: This is fairly close to what I look like
//My nose and ass are bigger, my head is smaller, and my eyes even beadier and more myopic
 
2013-10-18 07:45:38 AM
Said no one ever? Subby leads a very sheltered life. It's the whole basis of most bukkake clips. And silverdaddies.com (very, very NSFW).
 
2013-10-18 07:46:15 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: I'm pretty sure every man over 40 with his bald spot, hairy back and ears, flat ass and huge gut THINKS every person ever wants their hot body. Because youth is so over-rated.

What I like the most about aging is how your proportions change, especially from the side. A large, barrel-shaped torso with little hairy twig arms coming out each side is my favorite middle-aged body variation.


Quod tu es ego fui, quod ego sum tu eris
 
2013-10-18 07:49:33 AM
Well, I dunno what to say to this. I'm just glad that there a people weirder than me.

/Although, I'm probably not gonna get a lot of credit for using this particular example, should the need arise.
 
2013-10-18 07:50:47 AM
The thing that really turns me on is the idea of having to lift their stomachs and search for their penises, which are always difficult to find and a bit on the soft side.

That's just comedy gold right there.
 
2013-10-18 07:52:15 AM
my galpals twink brother loves the older, chubby funsters
when he gets all proud and shows us pictures
it's like pretending someone has a cute baby...
you farking lie through your teeth
 
2013-10-18 07:54:20 AM
Does anyone have her number?
 
2013-10-18 07:56:57 AM
Facebook ads tell me lots of women are like this
 
2013-10-18 08:00:03 AM

I sound fat: Im in!  lets get  up a fark trip, fellow oldbese men!


You sound fat.


Oldbese. I like that. I think I'll describe myself that way too.
 
2013-10-18 08:03:09 AM
Let the fat shaming/bashing begin


I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.
 
2013-10-18 08:03:38 AM
Give into your fantasy about group sex with old, obese men and you'll get rid of the fantasy when you see how disgusting it is.
 
2013-10-18 08:05:08 AM
Okay, which one of you wrote this? Fess up.
 
2013-10-18 08:06:30 AM
No mention of flatulence?
 
2013-10-18 08:06:49 AM
Sometimes fantasies are best left at that.  I've a feeling she'd be running out of the room if she ever tried acting upon that one.  I know I've got a few twisted ones that I like to think about now and again when I'm drilling Mrs. Taschen, but I'm pretty sure they are best left at that.

Then again, it could be the ultimate sex for her if she does.
 
2013-10-18 08:08:55 AM
I think this letter is fake...but people have all sorts of weird kinks so who knows.
 
2013-10-18 08:09:17 AM
Japan?
 
2013-10-18 08:09:54 AM

headstone: No mention of flatulence?


Please, I'm on the verge of priapism as it is...
 
2013-10-18 08:13:10 AM
Someone sponsor her for Total Fark, she'll get her fill
 
2013-10-18 08:14:32 AM

Spass_Taschen: Sometimes fantasies are best left at that.  I've a feeling she'd be running out of the room if she ever tried acting upon that one.  I know I've got a few twisted ones that I like to think about now and again when I'm drilling Mrs. Taschen, but I'm pretty sure they are best left at that.

Then again, it could be the ultimate sex for her if she does.


Spatulas and cheese graters have no place in the bedroom. Now if you are banging her on the kitchen table, a whole different set of rules apply.
 
2013-10-18 08:16:37 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Someone sponsor her for Total Fark, she'll get her fill


If ya know what I mean.
 
2013-10-18 08:18:14 AM

hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin


I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.


Like you needed a financial reason.
 
2013-10-18 08:20:03 AM

hillary: Said no one ever? Subby leads a very sheltered life. It's the whole basis of most bukkake clips. And silverdaddies.com (very, very NSFW).


Said no one ever where payment was not involved

/FIFY
 
2013-10-18 08:22:07 AM
i.myniceprofile.com
 
2013-10-18 08:22:12 AM
Care for something with your morning coffee?

Have some sweaty, wrinkled, old balls.
 
2013-10-18 08:22:15 AM

AngryDragon: Quantum Apostrophe: I'm pretty sure every man over 40 with his bald spot, hairy back and ears, flat ass and huge gut THINKS every person ever wants their hot body. Because youth is so over-rated.

What I like the most about aging is how your proportions change, especially from the side. A large, barrel-shaped torso with little hairy twig arms coming out each side is my favorite middle-aged body variation.

Quod tu es ego fui, quod ego sum tu eris


i1031.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-18 08:22:37 AM
media3.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-10-18 08:23:17 AM

hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin. I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.


Wow. Whiney arrogant skinny assed pencil-neck biatch is whiney and arrogant. Tell you what. You sit on me and then I'll sit on you. Whoever walks away with the most broken bones loses.
 
2013-10-18 08:23:46 AM

hillary: Said no one ever? Subby leads a very sheltered life. It's the whole basis of most bukkake clips. And silverdaddies.com (very, very NSFW).


Those are made for the old men, not the young women.
 
2013-10-18 08:26:29 AM

hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin

I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.


1) Fat shaming doesn't decrease weight.
2) Fat people (and smokers) cost less in the long run than healthy folks because they die younger and require less end-of-life care.  Also, they tend to have their health problems when they're paying for their own health insurance as opposed to healthy people who get sick while on Medicare.
3) That's not how the Affordable Care Act works.
 
2013-10-18 08:27:51 AM

hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin


I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.


here here
 
2013-10-18 08:30:50 AM

Son of Thunder: hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin


I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.

Like you needed a financial reason.


You might be surprised how little I care about other people if they don't affect me/my wallet.  It is like gay marriage.  I don't recognize marriage as a right but I really don't care who wants to be stupid enough to get married unless it starts to impact me or my wallet.

I think our laws, to include our tax code, need to be neutral with regards to marital status.

Fat people cost us money.  Not just basic health care, but we , as tax payers, have to buy bigger ambulances  and stretchers to hold them.  EMTs are suffering injuries trying to move them.

When need to discourage fatness not accept it.
 
2013-10-18 08:31:12 AM

meanmutton: hillary: Said no one ever? Subby leads a very sheltered life. It's the whole basis of most bukkake clips. And silverdaddies.com (very, very NSFW).

Those are made for the old men, not the young women.


Not entirely true, there is an interview with Chris Taliana where she admits she had one of her hardest orgasms ever while masturbating and waiting for several men to cum in her mouth.
 
2013-10-18 08:33:32 AM

hillary: hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin. I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.

Wow. Whiney arrogant skinny assed pencil-neck biatch is whiney and arrogant. Tell you what. You sit on me and then I'll sit on you. Whoever walks away with the most broken bones loses.


Yeah but you'll have to get up after you sit down.
 
2013-10-18 08:43:27 AM
I wonder if those stock photography people ever get noticed in public.

Hey, aren't you the lady that likes to have group sex with old, obese men?

//reasons to never do stock photography
 
2013-10-18 08:49:54 AM

hasty ambush: Son of Thunder: hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin


I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.

Like you needed a financial reason.

You might be surprised how little I care about other people if they don't affect me/my wallet.  It is like gay marriage.  I don't recognize marriage as a right but I really don't care who wants to be stupid enough to get married unless it starts to impact me or my wallet.

I think our laws, to include our tax code, need to be neutral with regards to marital status.

Fat people cost us money.  Not just basic health care, but we , as tax payers, have to buy bigger ambulances  and stretchers to hold them.  EMTs are suffering injuries trying to move them.

When need to discourage fatness not accept it.


www.islamophobiatoday.com

See's your point and mostly agrees

www.snackfoodindustrymarketplace.com

Thinks you're both crazy.

Can't agree with FatShaming though.  Too close to bullying, humiliation, kristallnacht for me.  There's got to be a better way than humiliating a person to health - which by the way, I don't think would ever work.
Fat shaming only establishes the shamer as a dick (lower case) not as a savior.
 
2013-10-18 08:51:40 AM

Marcintosh: Can't agree with FatShaming though.  Too close to bullying, humiliation, kristallnacht for me.  There's got to be a better way than humiliating a person to health - which by the way, I don't think would ever work.
Fat shaming only establishes the shamer as a dick (lower case) not as a savior.


I've lost 30 pounds.

My main motivation for losing the weight is so I can go back to picking on fat people.....


/I keed
 
2013-10-18 08:52:18 AM
Note to self: Don't read FARK before coffee.
 
2013-10-18 08:52:25 AM

hasty ambush: Son of Thunder: hasty ambush: Let the fat shaming/bashing begin


I fully endorse fat shaming. Since we have to pay for everybody's health care now we should be allowed to be critical of/ridicule those who cost us more money with their unhealthy lifestyles. Say no to fat acceptance.

Like you needed a financial reason.

You might be surprised how little I care about other people if they don't affect me/my wallet.  It is like gay marriage.  I don't recognize marriage as a right but I really don't care who wants to be stupid enough to get married unless it starts to impact me or my wallet.

I think our laws, to include our tax code, need to be neutral with regards to marital status.

Fat people cost us money.  Not just basic health care, but we , as tax payers, have to buy bigger ambulances  and stretchers to hold them.  EMTs are suffering injuries trying to move them.

When need to discourage fatness not accept it.


Actually, studies seem to show that obesity and even smoking, results in lower life-time health costs.

The people that cost the most are healthy.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/22/alcohol-obesity-a nd -smoking-do-not-cost-health-care-systems-money/
The lifetime costs were in Euros:
Healthy: 281,000
Obese: 250,000
Smokers: 220,000
 
2013-10-18 08:52:28 AM

Sid_6.7: http://lemonparty.org/ (NSFW)


img.photobucket.com
 
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