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(Sun Sentinel)   Disgruntled ex-boyfriend left thousands of voicemails on his ex-girlfriend's phone, adds sound effects like gunshots in the background for that added criminal charge   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 23
    More: Florida, Christopher Philo, gunshots, indictments, ex-boyfriends, Palm Beach County Jail, stalks, girlfriend, West Palm Beach  
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2013-10-18 12:11:59 AM
At various points in their "tumultuous" relationship, Philo punched and kicked the woman and tossed a hardcover Bible at her pregnant stomach

Maybe the baby just needed Jesus?


The victim's sister was also subjected to Philo's alleged harassment, police said. According to the report, Philo propositioned her with sex and said they could rule the world together.

www.movie-moron.com
 
2013-10-18 05:50:02 AM
So, adding the sound of a gun is a crime, but using a gun on a naked man is standing your ground?
For a state that relies on tourism, they are not making the place sound too attractive to me.
 
2013-10-18 05:51:26 AM
Yeah, I understand the stalking part, but still...if he had shot her, he could've had a better chance of staying out of jail.
 
2013-10-18 06:21:31 AM
sound effects like gunshots

1st or 2nd Amendment issue, farklawyers?
 
2013-10-18 06:24:22 AM
*waits for auto-tune mashup*
 
2013-10-18 06:31:37 AM

OregonVet: *waits for auto-tune mashup*


Hey, this crazy!
But I just hate you
I'll add a soundtrack
of a gunner
 
2013-10-18 06:32:40 AM
Hmm... I thought auto-tune would make it rhyme..
 
2013-10-18 06:35:17 AM

Polish Brainiac: Yeah, I understand the stalking part, but still...if he had shot her, he could've had a better chance of staying out of jail.


You make a good point. The system is pretty screwed up, as is Florida.
 
2013-10-18 06:39:31 AM

fusillade762: At various points in their "tumultuous" relationship, Philo punched and kicked the woman and tossed a hardcover Bible at her pregnant stomach

Maybe the baby just needed Jesus?


The victim's sister was also subjected to Philo's alleged harassment, police said. According to the report, Philo propositioned her with sex and said they could rule the world together.


My childhood memories were ruined when I seen the behind the scene pic of the mattresses under Luke. /attended 3 viewings of Star Wars in the theatre at age 5.
 
2013-10-18 06:44:33 AM
Philo punched and kicked the woman and  tossed a hardcover Bible at her pregnant stomach
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-18 06:49:24 AM
What kind if a world do we live in when a man can no longer profess his live and dedication to a woman without being arrested? I thought we lived in America!!!!

/thanks obama!
 
2013-10-18 07:03:13 AM
The victim's sister was also subjected to Philo's alleged harassment, police said. According to the report, Philo propositioned her with sex and said they could rule the world together.


www.unkut.com
 
2013-10-18 07:12:39 AM
Man, that's high-capacity voicemail. My ex's is full after just 20.


/Or one with 2 hrs of sobbing
 
2013-10-18 07:20:17 AM

kling_klang_bed: The victim's sister was also subjected to Philo's alleged harassment, police said. According to the report, Philo propositioned her with sex and said they could rule the world together.


A thousand internets to you, sir.
 
2013-10-18 07:22:51 AM
I did not leave that many.
 
2013-10-18 07:34:34 AM
Don't wrap your twat around crazy?
 
2013-10-18 08:00:30 AM
I'd just like to know how many messages he thought it would take before she'd finally say "My darling! At last you've proved your love!"
 
2013-10-18 08:03:28 AM

kling_klang_bed: The victim's sister was also subjected to Philo's alleged harassment, police said. According to the report, Philo propositioned her with sex and said they could rule the world together.


Came here to post that paragraph from the article.

Because when you go delusional, you go BIG!!
 
2013-10-18 08:11:29 AM
cdn.wegotthiscovered.com
 
2013-10-18 08:33:08 AM
Christopher Philo called his ex-girlfriend - also the mother of his child - thousands of times over three months, sometimes over a hundred times a day, police said.
If there ever was someone that needed a job - how do you put in your 8 AND make 100 calls?  Talented?  He's missed his *snicker* calling.  The Maven of Call Centers.

BTW there is only ONE true Philo -

static.videomaker.com

OUR LEADER
 
2013-10-18 08:56:45 AM
PEW PEW PEW!

Come at me, modmins.
 
2013-10-19 12:28:59 AM

Mentalpatient87: Don't wrap your twat around crazy?


'Don't let crazy stick his dick in you' is the preferred vernacular, so I've been told.
 
2013-10-19 02:10:48 PM
What a stalker might look like:www.foodsubs.com
 
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