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(New York Daily News)   Your husband is in middle of giving his concession speech, after losing senate race. You reach out and gently rub his back to console him. Does he C: Promptly swat your hand away in front of everyone? w/vid   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Steve Lonegan, New Jersey Republican, New Jersey, concession speech, U.S. Senate, Cory Booker  
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2013-10-17 09:27:46 PM  
18 votes:
It looks like now that this made the news he'll be sleeping *puts on sunglasses* alonegan
2013-10-17 08:19:53 PM  
8 votes:
Wow.  Regardless of the politics and your party affiliation, that's flunking funny.  Dude's all like, "Unhand me wench".
2013-10-17 10:19:56 PM  
7 votes:
This is the instinctual reaction of Republican males to the touch of a woman. Now, if it had been the sweet caress of a young, supple, rosy-cheeked young boy....
2013-10-17 09:00:12 PM  
7 votes:
He's mad because the wife dressed his daughters in the dining room drapes and used the money he gave her for dresses on Twinkies.   "Begone bovine biatch and take all eight of your chins with you!"
2013-10-17 09:52:49 PM  
6 votes:

assets.nydailynews.com


I wonder if he told her to go be fat somewhere else......

2013-10-17 10:15:01 PM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net

Goddamnit you shrew, did I not tell you I'm banging the woman behind me tonight?! Now stop taking the condoms out of my wallet!
2013-10-17 09:25:12 PM  
5 votes:
Not news: GOP candidate is done with his beard wife.
2013-10-17 08:08:20 PM  
5 votes:
Sarah Palin promised him a BJ if he won
2013-10-17 10:17:50 PM  
4 votes:

stpauler: Not news: GOP candidate is done with his beard wife.


This.  My gaydar isn't terribly reliable, but I'm picking up SOMETHING on the scope...looks like a blob...
2013-10-17 10:14:23 PM  
4 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: It looks like now that this made the news he'll be sleeping *puts on sunglasses* alonegan


After this, his wife will be like..........SoLongegan.
2013-10-18 02:04:09 AM  
3 votes:
i90.photobucket.com
Public massages can be kind of creepy.
2013-10-17 11:25:26 PM  
3 votes:
Lonegan must be weird.  A woman touches his back like that, you'd think he'd at least suck on her titties or something, amirite?
2013-10-17 10:42:40 PM  
3 votes:

Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.


Don't buy that.  He knew he was surrounded by family members AND on camera?  What did he think, Cory Booker snuck up on him?
2013-10-17 10:40:01 PM  
3 votes:
Glad he didn't win.  You don't want a weak pimp hand in office.  She was still standing instead of crying on the floor.

/kidding.
2013-10-17 10:34:46 PM  
3 votes:
Why am I single and these douches have loving wives?

/looks in mirror
//oh, right.
2013-10-17 10:32:58 PM  
3 votes:

D-Liver: This is the instinctual reaction of Republican males to the touch of a woman. Now, if it had been the sweet caress of a young, supple, rosy-cheeked young boy....


That depends on where he's being caressed, and I don't mean in New Jersey! Hey-ohhh!
2013-10-17 10:22:38 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-10-17 10:15:25 PM  
3 votes:
The Country has lost what could have been the greatest ninja Senator.
2013-10-18 01:24:54 AM  
2 votes:

FnkyTwn: Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind

What, being blind makes you an asshole?  I thought that was only true about deaf people.


Suddenly I had a picture in my mind of a cocktail party inhabited entirely by blind and deaf assholes.

The blind assholes cracking deaf jokes while the deaf folks were making catty cracks about blind people in sign language and everyone getting away with it.

Brains are funneh.
2013-10-18 12:18:04 AM  
2 votes:
Well, you can't blame him for being pissed.  He  has that Romeny attitude, and he didn't write a concession speech.
2013-10-17 11:17:30 PM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: Why am I single and these douches have loving wives?

/looks in mirror
//oh, right.


You can see your bank account in the mirror?

(that's the only reason I can imagine)
2013-10-17 11:06:43 PM  
2 votes:
His catamite is going to need medical attention after the hate-fark he's getting tonight.
2013-10-17 10:26:18 PM  
2 votes:

quatchi: Christ, what an asshole.


Came here to say this, I see it's been addressed.

Hell, I'll say it anyway. Christ, what an asshole.
2013-10-17 10:22:10 PM  
2 votes:

basemetal: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x356]
I wonder if he told her to go be fat somewhere else......


Why is that most Republicans have the most punchable faces...?
2013-10-17 10:19:01 PM  
2 votes:
The fun part about all this is there are several conservatives in NJ (ie Paul Mulshine) who are blaming Lonegan's loss on the shutdown.

Because if the shutdown hadn't happened, Lonegan would have won.
2013-10-17 10:14:47 PM  
2 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-10-17 10:12:33 PM  
2 votes:
Awkward.....
2013-10-18 09:43:41 AM  
1 vote:

halB: The Country has lost what could have been the greatest ninja Senator.


you just earned a spot on my favorites list.
2013-10-18 08:48:25 AM  
1 vote:

E5bie: No, not awkward


are you autistic
2013-10-18 08:28:02 AM  
1 vote:
Like many wives, the sight of her husband's failure really turns her on.
2013-10-18 07:36:32 AM  
1 vote:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The final frame of that GIF depresses me.

That's the face of a woman who has understood for a while that her husband doesn't love her.

She still tries, but she's not important.


Lifetime movie right there
2013-10-18 06:00:59 AM  
1 vote:

The Numbers: Being a Republican, he must also eat crackers like an asshole too, amirite?


Probably...


farking hilarious.

"This is my moment, biatch!!"
2013-10-18 03:33:12 AM  
1 vote:

grumpfuff: kg2095: Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.

What are the reading glasses for?

Wanna know how I know you didn't read the whole thread?


Yeah!!! You bet I do! How?
2013-10-18 03:31:28 AM  
1 vote:

DrPainMD: Obviously gay.


But not very good at climbing to the top
2013-10-18 03:01:59 AM  
1 vote:

kg2095: Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.

What are the reading glasses for?


And why the hell was FDR always standing when he made those speeches?
2013-10-18 02:35:28 AM  
1 vote:

hammettman: [i90.photobucket.com image 628x155]
Public massages can be kind of creepy.


In all fairness, I'd be creeped out too if someone came up to me and gave me a massage without warning in the middle of a diplomatic meeting.

/yo Angela, who's the boss?
//Merkel
///threes
2013-10-18 01:23:40 AM  
1 vote:

kg2095: Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.

What are the reading glasses for?


Wanna know how I know you didn't read the whole thread?
2013-10-18 01:16:37 AM  
1 vote:

Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.


What are the reading glasses for?
2013-10-18 01:10:01 AM  
1 vote:

Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind



What, being blind makes you an asshole?  I thought that was only true about deaf people.
2013-10-18 12:58:01 AM  
1 vote:
Your husband is in middle of giving his concession speech, after losing senate race. You reach out and gently rub his back to console him. Does he C: Promptly swat your hand away in front of everyone? w/vid

I think I need to step away from the PC for a bit, because this is all I saw.
2013-10-18 12:42:50 AM  
1 vote:
Says he's blind since 14.

Dude played college football, he can't be that blind.

He can be that big of an asshole.
2013-10-17 11:38:11 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: grumpfuff: Wait, people really didn't know he was blind?

You expect people to know or care about who he was prior to this video?


Well, he was running in a race that was being talked about nationally. Ffs, there's been at least a thread a day about the NJ Senate race every day on Fark for like 2 weeks now,
2013-10-17 11:37:20 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe she put a tiny interdimensional sticky grenade on his back and he swatted it away and forward through time and saved all of us from exploding into a fine red mist that spans thousands of years and two broken universes?

Thanks, lonnegan. Thumbsup.
2013-10-17 11:21:12 PM  
1 vote:
WHY IS HE WEARING GLASSES IF HE'S BLIND?? FAKE BLIND!! BURN THE FAKE BLIND WITCH!!!
2013-10-17 10:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
Well, your average Republican HAS demonstrated he's uncomfortable with warmth, empathy and kindness. (Unless he's expressing it to someone richer than he is, in which case it's called a Tax Cut or Tax Break.)
2013-10-17 10:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
If he treats his wife like that, imagine how he would treat the country.
2013-10-17 10:29:44 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  That looked even worse than I expected.


I watched the full video, and she kept it up for a full 20 seconds before he did the brush off.  I'm not saying he shouldn't have stopped and just whispered "please stop that" instead of the brush off, ESPECIALLY since he's a damn politician.  It was obviously distracting to him and he probably had a handler gesticulating wildly in front of him that her hand was showing up on camera.

I think I've only done something like that once to my wife - we were meeting with the funeral home director for my sister's burial and she started petting my head like I was a cat because it was such an extremely stressful event for me and for her.  We were going over details about how to handle her body and all I could think was "why is she petting me like I'm a goddamn cat?"  I'm sure she thought she was helping, but it just made everything worse because it made it harder to focus on the task at hand, and even worse it made me think she was deliberately drawing my attention to her instead of the funeral director.

I didn't go for the physical brush off, I just snapped "stop that!" and she didn't talk to me for the rest of the day.

Maybe it comes down to physical touching as a show of support.  When my wife is down she wants some contact, but if I'm in a mood I'd just like to be left alone, or at the very least not touched until I process whatever the hell is bugging me.  I think men are just shades above your typical animal, and if an animal is hurting it withdraws and attacks anything that comes near it.

HOWEVER, there is always the blowjob exception.  You'll note that wasn't in play here ;)

Anyway, I'm glad there weren't cameras around when I snapped at my wife.  Because I'd live on in the internet like this asshole.
2013-10-17 10:24:03 PM  
1 vote:

D-Liver: Now, if it had been the sweet caress of a young, supple, rosy-cheeked young boy....


Sgt. Hatred? Is that you?
2013-10-17 10:22:52 PM  
1 vote:

D-Liver: This is the instinctual reaction of Republican males to the touch of a woman. Now, if it had been the sweet caress of a young, supple, rosy-cheeked young boy....


AW DUDE NOT COOL
2013-10-17 08:30:03 PM  
1 vote:
I bet this guy is a real "hoot " at parties
2013-10-17 08:27:59 PM  
1 vote:
What is Christopher Street?

And he looks like a real winner. In a sarcastic usage of the word.
2013-10-17 08:15:09 PM  
1 vote:
I'd heard the guy was a douchenozzle, but this confirms it.
 
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