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(New York Daily News)   Your husband is in middle of giving his concession speech, after losing senate race. You reach out and gently rub his back to console him. Does he C: Promptly swat your hand away in front of everyone? w/vid   (nydailynews.com) divider line 71
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2013-10-17 10:17:19 PM  
10 votes:
The final frame of that GIF depresses me.

That's the face of a woman who has understood for a while that her husband doesn't love her.

She still tries, but she's not important.
2013-10-17 10:29:44 PM  
7 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  That looked even worse than I expected.


I watched the full video, and she kept it up for a full 20 seconds before he did the brush off.  I'm not saying he shouldn't have stopped and just whispered "please stop that" instead of the brush off, ESPECIALLY since he's a damn politician.  It was obviously distracting to him and he probably had a handler gesticulating wildly in front of him that her hand was showing up on camera.

I think I've only done something like that once to my wife - we were meeting with the funeral home director for my sister's burial and she started petting my head like I was a cat because it was such an extremely stressful event for me and for her.  We were going over details about how to handle her body and all I could think was "why is she petting me like I'm a goddamn cat?"  I'm sure she thought she was helping, but it just made everything worse because it made it harder to focus on the task at hand, and even worse it made me think she was deliberately drawing my attention to her instead of the funeral director.

I didn't go for the physical brush off, I just snapped "stop that!" and she didn't talk to me for the rest of the day.

Maybe it comes down to physical touching as a show of support.  When my wife is down she wants some contact, but if I'm in a mood I'd just like to be left alone, or at the very least not touched until I process whatever the hell is bugging me.  I think men are just shades above your typical animal, and if an animal is hurting it withdraws and attacks anything that comes near it.

HOWEVER, there is always the blowjob exception.  You'll note that wasn't in play here ;)

Anyway, I'm glad there weren't cameras around when I snapped at my wife.  Because I'd live on in the internet like this asshole.
2013-10-17 08:15:09 PM  
7 votes:
I'd heard the guy was a douchenozzle, but this confirms it.
2013-10-18 12:59:45 AM  
4 votes:
If I was him, I would have grabbed her hand and just held it like a normal couple in a normal marriage would.  It'd look endearing to the camera AND it gets her to stop rubbing your shoulder.

But then again, knee-reaction is the modus operandi of Republicans.  And the bastard's blind, maybe he thought some weirdo was feeling him up.  I don't know.
2013-10-17 10:19:56 PM  
4 votes:
This is the instinctual reaction of Republican males to the touch of a woman. Now, if it had been the sweet caress of a young, supple, rosy-cheeked young boy....
2013-10-17 10:14:47 PM  
4 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-10-17 09:57:28 PM  
4 votes:
Wow.  That looked even worse than I expected.
2013-10-17 09:21:12 PM  
4 votes:
Sometimes comfort from a loved one elicits an overpowering emotion. He probably realized he was about to cry in public.
2013-10-17 10:42:40 PM  
3 votes:

Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.


Don't buy that.  He knew he was surrounded by family members AND on camera?  What did he think, Cory Booker snuck up on him?
2013-10-17 10:34:34 PM  
3 votes:
If he treats his wife like that, imagine how he would treat the country.
2013-10-17 09:25:12 PM  
3 votes:
Not news: GOP candidate is done with his beard wife.
2013-10-18 07:42:38 AM  
2 votes:
Honestly, not that big of a deal. She was distracting him with the rubbing while he was trying to get a speech done, there isn't any other way to handle that really than a quick 'nope, don't do that'.

His wife should have really known better not to do that on camera, but in the end, it's not that big of a deal.

Plus, I totally don't see "the look" that everyone is on about it. Don't get me wrong, Lonagan is a douche, purely based on his teabagging platform, but c'mon guys. Character assassination over this little shiat is the kind of stupid hysterics Freepers get up to.
2013-10-18 01:09:20 AM  
2 votes:

Gato Blanco: If I was him, I would have grabbed her hand and just held it like a normal couple in a normal marriage would.  It'd look endearing to the camera AND it gets her to stop rubbing your shoulder.

But then again, knee-reaction is the modus operandi of Republicans.  And the bastard's blind, maybe he thought some weirdo was feeling him up.  I don't know.


Exactly the way I would have handled it.  Kudos to you
2013-10-18 01:03:48 AM  
2 votes:

fatcurlytoes: Yknow... as much as I love a chance to castigate a Republican... dude is in a defensive, stressed out, public arena trying to hold it together and his wife's decision is to make it about herself by patting him? I'd probably smack her too.


Well, you'd better let any future or current girlfriend/wife know that comforting you and rubbing your shoulder is making it all about her, and that she is so selfish for doing so.  If my fiance told me that my attempts to comfort him were selfish, and that I deserved a smack for it, I'd probably start reconsidering my relationship and start thinking of an exit strategy.
2013-10-17 11:25:02 PM  
2 votes:

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If he is blind, why does he (appear to) keep glancing down at prepared notes on the podium?


Because he's legally blind and NOT totally blind.  He's got retinitis pigmentosa, which means that he doesn't have peripheral vision or is able to see in dark environments.  He can still read and see out of the center of his eyes, but not out of the sides.  So, it's not an excuse for being a douche toward his wife.

 Explanation of what retinitis pigmentosa is and its effects.
2013-10-17 11:23:05 PM  
2 votes:
I don't think he's completely blind, but has bad enough eyesight to be considered legally blind. He wears glasses, so he must be able to see something. He's just a jerk.
2013-10-17 10:57:20 PM  
2 votes:
Sorry guys, I'm not a big fan of people molesting me in public either... I get a little personal-space-ish after awhile. Yes, personal contact comes with being married, but that was long enough to make me uncomfortable just watching. Besides, after awhile, it's the same as her licking her palm and flattening your flyaway hair.

Like I said, I wouldn't handle like he did, but that woman needs to back out of the bubble.
2013-10-17 10:54:22 PM  
2 votes:
No-one will remember him, so the gay rumors will hardly matter. That really was the action of a guy who flinches at the touch of a female type human.
2013-10-17 10:53:42 PM  
2 votes:

AAlumni: Yeah, blind. Had no idea who was touching him.


I can tell who's standing behind my by their breathing patterns, and I'm not blind.

You bet your ass he knew the touch of his own wife on his shoulder.
2013-10-17 10:50:23 PM  
2 votes:

milowitz: It was going quite long with the rubbing (I would've been irritated) but he definitely didn't handle it in the best way. But who gives an eff, he lost.


"Caring wife consoles politician husband for longer than handlers thought acceptable" probably would've played better than "asshole loser pushes wife away to yell at black man."
2013-10-17 10:39:27 PM  
2 votes:
Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.
2013-10-17 10:22:10 PM  
2 votes:

basemetal: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x356]
I wonder if he told her to go be fat somewhere else......


Why is that most Republicans have the most punchable faces...?
2013-10-17 10:19:16 PM  
2 votes:
OMG.  I just laughed for a minute straight on seeing that, Christ, what an asshole.  Maybe he's gay and hates being touched by women?

Earguy: The dude  never had a chance in hell of winning.

I'm fine with Chris Christie's call to hold a special election after the death of Lautenberg. But here in NJ the Republicans are pissed that Christie didn't exercise his right to appoint an interim senator, which could have created an incumbent Republican senator in NJ when the next regular election is scheduled.


Thing is, while that move might have made him good with instate Republicans, moderates and Dems would have hated him for it.  And it would have cost him his reelection.
2013-10-17 10:14:41 PM  
2 votes:

Earguy: The dude  never had a chance in hell of winning.

I'm fine with Chris Christie's call to hold a special election after the death of Lautenberg. But here in NJ the Republicans are pissed that Christie didn't exercise his right to appoint an interim senator, which could have created an incumbent Republican senator in NJ when the next regular election is scheduled.


Christie is shrewd for a Fat Guy....he didn't want to be on the same ballot as Booker because he knows it would hurt his chances of being the first Fat-Ass president in over 100 years!
2013-10-17 09:52:49 PM  
2 votes:

assets.nydailynews.com


I wonder if he told her to go be fat somewhere else......

2013-10-17 08:19:53 PM  
2 votes:
Wow.  Regardless of the politics and your party affiliation, that's flunking funny.  Dude's all like, "Unhand me wench".
2013-10-17 08:08:20 PM  
2 votes:
Sarah Palin promised him a BJ if he won
2013-10-18 07:28:37 PM  
1 votes:

grumpfuff: skylabdown: On Fark, it's cool to mock blind people for being blind as long as they differ from you politically.  However, if someone has a legitimate point to make regarding someone who isn't middle-aged, white and bald... then they are obviously racisthomophobeantifeministnazis.. and xenophobes.... and whatever.

Dude, the thread already wound down. You're a little late with your threadshiat.

Because, you know, we're clearly mocking him for being blind. It couldn't possibly be for the disrespectful way he handled that, instead of a calm "Not now, honey."


He didn't know it was her, he thought it was one of his handlers... but don't let facts get in the way of your frothing.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-18 09:34:42 AM  
1 votes:
He's got to be the most unluckiest farker in the world.

The vote happened right at a moment in history where everyone in the country knew what dicks the GOP has become since 1980.
2013-10-18 09:14:54 AM  
1 votes:
Nothing says "Get you biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me a Sammich" like that public gesture.

The correct response would be pause, give her a hug, and say "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the woman that makes life worth while."

Response B would have gotten him quite a bit of sexy time.

Since he went with response A, for the next few months he's stuck with a bottle of lotion and the current issue of Glamour on the end table. Or a rent boy, IDK.
2013-10-18 08:00:03 AM  
1 votes:

The Numbers: Wow, this thread certainly didn't take long to reach 'Mitt Romney's handkerchief' levels of stupidity. Being a Republican, he must also eat crackers like an asshole too, amirite?


Historically, there have been many Republican politicians who aren't assholes.

That was a while ago.
2013-10-18 05:11:27 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, this thread certainly didn't take long to reach 'Mitt Romney's handkerchief' levels of stupidity. Being a Republican, he must also eat crackers like an asshole too, amirite?
2013-10-18 02:04:09 AM  
1 votes:
i90.photobucket.com
Public massages can be kind of creepy.
2013-10-18 01:19:31 AM  
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: ReapTheChaos: Smackledorfer: Darth Macho: Dude gave off the 'don't touch me' uncomfortable body shift the first time she did it. Not even married to the dude and I saw him flinch. Either she's also blind or she doesn't care about embarrassing her husband on live tv. Let a man lose with dignity.

Justified brush-off.

I guve blind the pass.

But if your lover touching you makes you uncomfortable you are a piece of crap (barring weird psych issues).

Man up and lean on her support.

To make a blanket statement like that tells me that you have probably never been in a long term relationship. Sometimes people just don't want to be touched, especially when you're under a great deal of stress. That doesn't make someone a piece of crap, it just makes them normal.

I've been married for 35 years and would never do that to my wife in public or private.  I might say "don't bother me right  now" but definitely never show her that kind of disrespect in public, let alone in private.

Of course, that's me.  He should be put in a line with John Edwards and be at least cock punched for being a douche to her.


I'm not implying the guy handled the situation correctly, but to make a blanket statement that someone is a piece of shiat if they're bothered by their spouse touching them is simply ridiculous.
2013-10-18 01:16:37 AM  
1 votes:

Lady Indica: Per the comments he's also blind, which then makes a lot more sense and comes off a lot less douchey.


What are the reading glasses for?
2013-10-18 12:58:01 AM  
1 votes:
Your husband is in middle of giving his concession speech, after losing senate race. You reach out and gently rub his back to console him. Does he C: Promptly swat your hand away in front of everyone? w/vid

I think I need to step away from the PC for a bit, because this is all I saw.
2013-10-18 12:44:42 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: 2xhelix: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If he is blind, why does he (appear to) keep glancing down at prepared notes on the podium?

Because he's legally blind and NOT totally blind.  He's got retinitis pigmentosa, which means that he doesn't have peripheral vision or is able to see in dark environments.  He can still read and see out of the center of his eyes, but not out of the sides.  So, it's not an excuse for being a douche toward his wife.

 Explanation of what retinitis pigmentosa is and its effects.

It's degenerative and leads to full blindness, and since he was diagnosed at 14 and he's like 60 now, his eyesight is well and gone.

If you'd bothered to read the article I linked above, he's not just legally blind, he can't tell if someone is giving him the finger from 5 feet away.  It is not something that is consistent for every person.


No, I didn't bother to read that article either.
2013-10-18 12:23:25 AM  
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: Darth Macho: Dude gave off the 'don't touch me' uncomfortable body shift the first time she did it. Not even married to the dude and I saw him flinch. Either she's also blind or she doesn't care about embarrassing her husband on live tv. Let a man lose with dignity.

Justified brush-off.

I guve blind the pass.

But if your lover touching you makes you uncomfortable you are a piece of crap (barring weird psych issues).

Man up and lean on her support.


To make a blanket statement like that tells me that you have probably never been in a long term relationship. Sometimes people just don't want to be touched, especially when you're under a great deal of stress. That doesn't make someone a piece of crap, it just makes them normal.
2013-10-18 12:21:13 AM  
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: IamAwake: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: You bet your ass he knew the touch of his own wife on his shoulder.

that isn't the relevant point.  He didn't give her a "look" - he's blind.  He doesn't conceptualize that thousands of people are now "watching" him on the internet - how something "looks" is meaningless to him, because he's farking blind.  So even if he did know it was her, it still is a complete non-issue.

I'm not even addressing "the look." He backhanded his wife's consolation away like I do with my dog's paw when she keeps putting it on my leg to go out and I'm busy. Regardless of whether or not you're blind or sighted, you know what it means to backhand away affection. She wanted to offer support, and he wasn't having any of it.

That's not something that being blind absolves. He treated his wife like shiat, and I feel bad for her.


I feel bad for her, too, but I think it's just a matter of different people (women and men) having different approaches in a situation like this. After what seemed like forever while he was trying to talk, he was irritated and wanted her hand off of him. He couldn't stop his speech to tell her, "Stop touching me! Gah!" so he shrugged her away, without realizing how it would look (to us, to the people there, to his wife ...).

I'm female, and I'm sure his wife understands. Women tend to get a little touchy-feely. Sometimes guys really don't want that. Sometimes women need to be a little more respectful of men's preferences.
2013-10-18 12:07:52 AM  
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: Darth Macho: Dude gave off the 'don't touch me' uncomfortable body shift the first time she did it. Not even married to the dude and I saw him flinch. Either she's also blind or she doesn't care about embarrassing her husband on live tv. Let a man lose with dignity.

Justified brush-off.

I guve blind the pass.

But if your lover touching you makes you uncomfortable you are a piece of crap (barring weird psych issues).

Man up and lean on her support.


Not when you've just lost a public election, there's cameras all on you and you have to get through a speech without a) crying, b) shouting, c) calling your opponent a racial slur, d) all of the above.

Not everyone copes the same way. He might actually be an asshole, but don't call him one just because he doesn't react in an emotional moment to your personal tastes. By that same evidence (by this I mean: flimsy) we could convict her for picking on him.

People are different. He was visibly uncomfortable and his wife (either by sympathetic error or deliberate act) exacerbated it. Either way I'll save my outrage for another story.
2013-10-18 12:04:49 AM  
1 votes:

Lady Indica: lack of warmth: Mikey1969: Sorry guys, I'm not a big fan of people molesting me in public either... I get a little personal-space-ish after awhile. Yes, personal contact comes with being married, but that was long enough to make me uncomfortable just watching. Besides, after awhile, it's the same as her licking her palm and flattening your flyaway hair.

Like I said, I wouldn't handle like he did, but that woman needs to back out of the bubble.

I don't understand how people like you survive.

/as long as I am not working with power tools, my wife can touch me any way she wants to.
//She is part of my bubble.

My mother has a personal space bubble that's literally like 3 feet around her, despite being an extrovert. My father is an introvert. My parents give me one hug per visit...when I'm leaving. I could count on both hands the number of times I was kissed by them as a child probably. I haven't hugged my brothers in years.

Casual physical touching and affection just doesn't occur to me as a result. It is almost always a conscious effort thing. As a result though my siblings and myself make sure to hug and kiss the wee ones a whole lot, but again it's a conscious thing.

And I can react in the way that he did when annoyed with touch. I'm sure I'm not the only one. I simply make sure I *never* do it with the wee ones. My niece is a cuddlebug, and I'm glad for it. :)

Anyhoo that's one way people can end up that way. It's still something I work on, but that's why I'm weird about it.

/raised by wolves


My older brother is like that. Not a hugger at all.

I pushed away physical stuff as a teen but got over it. I realized it was just self-consciousness and trying to be the unemotional freak my dad always pushed us to be. I love the guy, but he is broken :(
2013-10-17 11:46:04 PM  
1 votes:

Darth Macho: Dude gave off the 'don't touch me' uncomfortable body shift the first time she did it. Not even married to the dude and I saw him flinch. Either she's also blind or she doesn't care about embarrassing her husband on live tv. Let a man lose with dignity.

Justified brush-off.


I guve blind the pass.

But if your lover touching you makes you uncomfortable you are a piece of crap (barring weird psych issues).

Man up and lean on her support.
2013-10-17 11:40:47 PM  
1 votes:
Dude gave off the 'don't touch me' uncomfortable body shift the first time she did it. Not even married to the dude and I saw him flinch. Either she's also blind or she doesn't care about embarrassing her husband on live tv. Let a man lose with dignity.

Justified brush-off.
2013-10-17 11:30:22 PM  
1 votes:

2xhelix: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: If he is blind, why does he (appear to) keep glancing down at prepared notes on the podium?

Because he's legally blind and NOT totally blind.  He's got retinitis pigmentosa, which means that he doesn't have peripheral vision or is able to see in dark environments.  He can still read and see out of the center of his eyes, but not out of the sides.  So, it's not an excuse for being a douche toward his wife.

 Explanation of what retinitis pigmentosa is and its effects.


Ahh, so he's just being your run-of-the-mill asshole then. Gotcha :)
2013-10-17 11:25:35 PM  
1 votes:
He's a Republican. He'd rather we practicing his wide stance in some airport bathroom somewhere ...
2013-10-17 11:17:41 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Sorry guys, I'm not a big fan of people molesting me in public either... I get a little personal-space-ish after awhile. Yes, personal contact comes with being married, but that was long enough to make me uncomfortable just watching. Besides, after awhile, it's the same as her licking her palm and flattening your flyaway hair.

Like I said, I wouldn't handle like he did, but that woman needs to back out of the bubble.


I don't understand how people like you survive.

/as long as I am not working with power tools, my wife can touch me any way she wants to.
//She is part of my bubble.
2013-10-17 11:14:47 PM  
1 votes:
It's obvious. He's FAKE BLIND.

I will now actively campaign against him even though I do not live in New Jersey and he's already lost and conceded.
2013-10-17 11:12:46 PM  
1 votes:
If he is blind, why does he (appear to) keep glancing down at prepared notes on the podium?

"Thank you for being with me for the last [glances down at podium as if reading the number] 136 days."
2013-10-17 11:10:42 PM  
1 votes:

IamAwake: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: You bet your ass he knew the touch of his own wife on his shoulder.

that isn't the relevant point.  He didn't give her a "look" - he's blind.  He doesn't conceptualize that thousands of people are now "watching" him on the internet - how something "looks" is meaningless to him, because he's farking blind.  So even if he did know it was her, it still is a complete non-issue.


I'm not even addressing "the look." He backhanded his wife's consolation away like I do with my dog's paw when she keeps putting it on my leg to go out and I'm busy. Regardless of whether or not you're blind or sighted, you know what it means to backhand away affection. She wanted to offer support, and he wasn't having any of it.

That's not something that being blind absolves. He treated his wife like shiat, and I feel bad for her.
2013-10-17 10:55:20 PM  
1 votes:

grumpfuff: Wait, people really didn't know he was blind?


I did not. But that video in the article was also the first I had seen of him, I'm familiar with him and the Senate race through written articles.

/glad Booker won
2013-10-17 10:53:47 PM  
1 votes:

grumpfuff: Wait, people really didn't know he was blind?


Well we don't all read the articles you self-righteous ass. Stop thinking you are better than us! :)
2013-10-17 10:50:19 PM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: His reaction was that of someone being manhandled in a crowd, not a man being comforted by the woman he loves.


I don't know this man, his campaign, or if he's truly a jerk (then I feel bad about defending him), but sometimes that's an apt description of how men feel when we're being "comforted."  If we aren't ready for it at the exact moment you're offering it, then it's like someone is forcing us to deal with feelings we'd rather ignore until later.

I also didn't realize this:

He's blind.

That changes the dynamic a little bit because that might be his method of non-verbal communication, and he doesn't know how bad it looks.
2013-10-17 10:45:42 PM  
1 votes:
No, not awkward. It wasn't even a swat, just a brush off.
He's in public, on camera, the whole room is watching him, and he needs to focus on speaking.
A quick pat on the shoulder is one thing, but how would a 30 second massage have looked?
Or 90 seconds? Or five full minutes? Maybe a quick titty suck right there at the podium?
2013-10-17 10:45:04 PM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Don't buy that. He knew he was surrounded by family members AND on camera? What did he think, Cory Booker snuck up on him?


uh, if he is actually blind, and if he has been for a while, he probably doesn't fully/really comprehend how his behavior "looks" on camera.

That said, his daughter is pretty cute.  Was she adopted?
2013-10-17 10:42:57 PM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Anyway, I'm glad there weren't cameras around when I snapped at my wife.  Because I'd live on in the internet like this asshole.


I'm going to say there is a bit of an exception for funerals.  At least I hope so, because I essentially did the same to my wife at my Grandmother's funeral.  Same general scenario, talking with a funeral director, the whole bit.

Still felt like a heel long after she forgot about it.  Still do.  I hope she has forgotten about it...
2013-10-17 10:42:15 PM  
1 votes:
Well, your average Republican HAS demonstrated he's uncomfortable with warmth, empathy and kindness. (Unless he's expressing it to someone richer than he is, in which case it's called a Tax Cut or Tax Break.)
2013-10-17 10:40:01 PM  
1 votes:
Glad he didn't win.  You don't want a weak pimp hand in office.  She was still standing instead of crying on the floor.

/kidding.
2013-10-17 10:34:46 PM  
1 votes:
Why am I single and these douches have loving wives?

/looks in mirror
//oh, right.
2013-10-17 10:32:26 PM  
1 votes:
He shoulda just decked her.
2013-10-17 10:28:01 PM  
1 votes:
The first casualty of the republican shutdown.

excellent!
2013-10-17 10:27:51 PM  
1 votes:
The star of this show is the woman in the background (daughter?).  Watch her smile from the first frame to the last.

This is not a surprise to those who know him.
2013-10-17 10:26:18 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Christ, what an asshole.


Came here to say this, I see it's been addressed.

Hell, I'll say it anyway. Christ, what an asshole.
2013-10-17 10:22:52 PM  
1 votes:

D-Liver: This is the instinctual reaction of Republican males to the touch of a woman. Now, if it had been the sweet caress of a young, supple, rosy-cheeked young boy....


AW DUDE NOT COOL
2013-10-17 10:20:13 PM  
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The final frame of that GIF depresses me.

That's the face of a woman who has understood for a while that her husband doesn't love her.

She still tries, but she's not important.


Even the pretty girl on the left is shocked by it. You can see her fake smile snap back over her face after the "WTF?" wears off.

/this is what happens when you marry a powerful man for his money.
//I'm helpless and broke. So clearly I'm the right man for you.
2013-10-17 10:17:50 PM  
1 votes:

stpauler: Not news: GOP candidate is done with his beard wife.


This.  My gaydar isn't terribly reliable, but I'm picking up SOMETHING on the scope...looks like a blob...
2013-10-17 10:15:25 PM  
1 votes:
The Country has lost what could have been the greatest ninja Senator.
2013-10-17 10:15:01 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

Goddamnit you shrew, did I not tell you I'm banging the woman behind me tonight?! Now stop taking the condoms out of my wallet!
2013-10-17 10:12:33 PM  
1 votes:
Awkward.....
2013-10-17 09:30:04 PM  
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: It looks like now that this made the news he'll be sleeping *puts on sunglasses* alonegan


The grouch is on the couch
2013-10-17 09:27:46 PM  
1 votes:
It looks like now that this made the news he'll be sleeping *puts on sunglasses* alonegan
2013-10-17 09:12:30 PM  
1 votes:
The dude  never had a chance in hell of winning.

I'm fine with Chris Christie's call to hold a special election after the death of Lautenberg. But here in NJ the Republicans are pissed that Christie didn't exercise his right to appoint an interim senator, which could have created an incumbent Republican senator in NJ when the next regular election is scheduled.
 
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