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(CNN)   Bad: 870,000 Toyotas recalled. Worse: Because the airbag could randomly explode in your face. AGGHHH GET IT OFF ME: Because the cars may be infested with spiders. Sweet dreams   ( ) divider line 21
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2013-10-17 11:14:40 PM  
5 votes:
2013-10-18 01:29:17 AM  
4 votes:
So let me get this straight. You're telling me you've got a car where someone could just be driving along, and then the airbag explodes on them and they get covered with spiders.

That is the most metal thing I've ever heard in my entire life. High five.
2013-10-18 12:41:34 AM  
3 votes:
Could be worse...airbag could explode spiders all over you.
2013-10-17 10:16:15 PM  
3 votes:
2013-10-17 11:48:19 PM  
2 votes:

I want your skull: What a car infested with spiders may look like
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2013-10-17 11:39:21 PM  
2 votes:
2013-10-17 11:32:24 PM  
2 votes:

Vector R: b2theory: [ image 300x222]


What kind of third-world festering shiathole has not one, but TWO gigantic spiders lurking on the toilet?

2013-10-17 09:13:34 PM  
2 votes:
These spiders are demonstrating how they get from the infested car to your car.
2013-10-17 08:56:35 PM  
2 votes:
2013-10-18 12:44:10 PM  
1 vote:
I want your skull: What a car infested with spiders may look like
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fark this shiat, that one has a mana bar.
2013-10-18 08:03:28 AM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: Introducing, the anti hidden spider car.
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/ oh god... they're all around me now
2013-10-18 07:56:01 AM  
1 vote:
Introducing, the anti hidden spider car.
2013-10-18 07:13:18 AM  
1 vote:

lamric: I want your skull: What a car infested with spiders may look like
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Don't worry.
I got this.
2013-10-18 06:27:10 AM  
1 vote:
Are you gonna recall the airbags, or the spiders, or the airbags with spiders in them so everytime they explode at you they shoot spiders at you? Go ahead, do your worst.
2013-10-18 04:40:45 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: Sometimes, their webs can create a blockage in a drainage tube coming from the air conditioning condenser. That can cause water to drip down onto an airbag control module, causing a short circuit. That, in turn, could cause the airbag warning light to light up on the dashboard and it could even cause the driver's side airbag to deploy, something that happens with explosive force.

Rube Goldberg called, he wants his gadget back.
2013-10-18 03:53:32 AM  
1 vote:

I want your skull: Sometimes they crawl into your beverage when you're not looking.
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Don't worry. They don't drink much.

Urgh... I once inhaled a spider...

It nearly choked me to death.....iurgh,,,

I had a piece of clear rubber tube, and there was a spider crawling on the floor. I wanted to look closer at it, but it was moving.
So I decided to suck it into the tube, so I could get a closer look at it without holding it.

I sucked too hard and the spider got breifly stuck in the opening of my windpipe - it took 4-5 seconds to cough it back up.

So that's the story about how I became arachnophobic.
Thanks, childhood!
2013-10-18 01:43:51 AM  
1 vote:

praxcelis: The last car I rented for business travel was a 2013 Avalon.  Had I known about this ahead of time I'd have packed the flamethrower in my carry-on.

No offense but you should just bring that everywhere on general principle.
2013-10-17 11:34:21 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-17 11:14:49 PM  
1 vote:
If I had a car infested with spiders, I'd no longer have a car.
2013-10-17 10:40:05 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a plot engineered by Green Goblin to get people to hate Spiderman
2013-10-17 09:11:02 PM  
1 vote:
What a car infested with spiders may look like
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